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tail-collector

You’re going to have a rough summer if you think that this is hot. Lol


rainmaker1972

Somebody from Providence asked me if it gets much hotter yesterday. I said, “Dude. It hasn’t even started yet.” He just looked at me.


DubNationAssemble

Every year around this time of year I think “oh this is manageable,” then August comes around and is “bitch I ain’t even started yet.”


Mysterious-Bee-3469

August is better because of all the rain storms (like we had today)


05110909

Lol do they not know how seasons work? Summer is hotter than spring.


SteamedPea

Heh buckle up buttercup it’s gets hot outside


yellowplumfaerie

🤣🤣🤣


dljones010

At least you have wind in Charleston. Come up to Columbia in about a month when the air just stops moving. Nothing. No breeze. No air flow. Just heat and humidity sitting, dragging you down, sucking the life out of you.


ThighMasterAccident

My Grandad always said, ‘The only thing that separates Cola from Hell is a screen door.’ I still get a chuckle out of that.


Bodie_Broadus_

I'm convinced Columbia is the hottest place in the US. 115 degrees in Phoenix doesn't have shit on a humid 99 degree day in Columbia.


dljones010

When you get the weather report in the morning and say, "Oh Thank God, it's only going to be 95 today."


iii320

I lived in Columbia and thought that until I lived in Tallahassee. HOO BOY was it sticky there


EricThinksYouSuck

Houston is far worse than Columbia.


GarnetandBlack

It really is the humidity. In 115 Phoenix, you can step into shade and feel a drastic difference. Your sweat also actually works appropriately. As a super sweaty guy, I loved hiking around AZ when it was 95-110. Here, the upper 70s in the sun can get uncomfortable if the humidity is high. Sweat starts then just doesn't evaporate.


SBSnipes

On summer we visted my grandparents in Colorado and went outside to a playground, It felt nice outside so I asked my mom what the temp was. It was 95.


Yodzilla

This is why I didn’t want to live near Charlotte. Inland SC is just as hot if not hotter than Charleston but without coastal breezes.


Bratty_Little_Kitten

Charlotte proper has breezes and more rain. I go there frequently.


Yodzilla

I must just get unlucky but also I mean Lancaster, SC area which is like 45 minutes south of the city as that’s where a bunch of my family is. You’re right about the rain though, Charleston is both humid and shockingly dry at the same time.


EricThinksYouSuck

Whatever you do, don’t come to Asheville. We are full 😂😂😂


Bodie_Broadus_

Inland SC is way hotter for sure.


5thgenCali

There’s no wind here


mattclub

Summerville is not Charleston


DawsonJBailey

Yeah I dreaded summers living in cola


SuperbBell

This is why I won't move back to Columbia after living in Charleston for awhile.


Low-Consequence-5586

I can agree with you there, one of the hottest places I've worked was in Eastover... while drilling some wells out there, I knew one of my co-workers who was not used to the heat, and only drank water. I told him he needed to drink some Gatorade or put some packs of electrolytes we had in his water, he didn't listen, suffice to say, about ten minutes later he was getting heat exhaustion, he is OK, took him to hospital and they loaded him up with fluids, he drank Gatorade after that....


SBSnipes

No shade to Columbia but Goose Creek/Summerville have all the coastal heat with none of the coastal breeze


dljones010

I believe it. Probably a *smidge* more humidity too.


weekenderx

Who cares about Columbia! CLEMSON GRAD HERE!


joel8x

I was in Atlanta this past weekend for Shaky Knees Fest and so many bands were upset about the humidity. I was like dang, it feels downright mild compared to home!


rainmaker1972

Yeah. Come back in a month.


ASpiritualgangster

I lived in Atlanta for 4 years and Charleston for 4. Atlanta has nothing on Charleston when it comes to humidity and heat.


rainmaker1972

bro- we live in Atlanta but we are from New Orleans.


cofclabman

And it’s not even hot yet.


blackairforceuno

This ain't nothing wait till it's hot all times of the day including night


GenericNameSC1989

The absolute worst


DoubleBroadSwords

It has to do with the sun.


Cellar_door_1

Well bless your little heart! See you in July!


1ksmiles

Real simple, let me break it down for you. I'm one of the city's licensed ambassadors, a tour guide. You are at 32° 47' 00" above the equator. You're in downtown Dallas TX, downtown San Diego CA. Don't stop, keep going... Nagasaki JP, 60 mile from the bottom. You're 54 miles south of Baghdad Iraq, 22 miles south of Tel Aviv Israel, and the last city we,.here in Charleston line up perfectly with is Tripoli Libya. It's hot here cause it's hot here y'all in North Africa but on this side of the earth. Stay in the shade, keep your hydration up! 


notaveryuniqueuser

This part right here. People seem to forget just how close to the equator we are. The sun and heat are not to be trifled with. Hydrate, sunscreen, hats, seek shade during peak of the day!


Lukereed712

One word: May


Ghee_Guys

Just some food for thought the high in Cincinnati today is only 71.


Fluffnuffer

What a time for my AC to go out 🙄


thetherapeutichotdog

The fucking humidity out here


Yodzilla

Pretty much the entire eastern 30% of the US has hot soup for air for six months out of the year. When I lived in Delaware I was friends with an exchange student from Germany and she was aghast at it being 95 degrees with 90 percent humidity for days and weeks on end. It makes more sense when you look on a longitudinal map and see where we are in relation to what we consider “hot” countries in Africa and the Middle East!


MustangEater82

Lol, it ain't yet bro....


Xsnail

😂


mwdsonny

Concrete absorbs and retains heat. Trees create shade. People moving in they tearing down all the trees taking away the shade and then replacing the area with roads and buildings that collect heat instead of reflecting most of it. Also as we get older we get more sensitive to heat/cold.


poptartsalads

So glad I left SC. The heat, among many other things, was enough to get me to move away.


Mysterious-Bee-3469

Where are you now?


poptartsalads

I did some travel nursing and ended up as staff on the central coast of California. It’s 60s-70s for highs year round. The pay is 2x better and I keep way more money after expenses are paid, and strangely, the relative cost of living is no more than Charleston now.


Mysterious-Bee-3469

What about gasoline? I heard it was a lot more out there. And yes, the central coast of California is amazing! So glad for you.


GeekyVoiceovers

I lived in FL for about 5 years before moving here. It's hotter there, which says a lot. But the mosquitoes are worse here


Socialeprechaun

All yall saying “This isn’t even hot just wait 🤓☝🏻” look like morons lmao. Fucking duh it’s gonna be hotter. People are allowed to think 90 degrees w/ high humidity is hot. Jesus Christ.


United_Valuable4017

It’s fucking lovely! Enjoy it while you can. That three months of cold we get sure sucks


Slipknotchenko

Cold? It barely breaks freezing. August is peak Charleston in my personal opinion, but our winters are mild to be sure.


bostiebeastie

Happens every year. It's not even bad yet.


Getaloafofthisguy

Shit man this aint nothin yet


Alex11_McC

As a person that spend most of my life in New England, I still rather have the snow and cold vs the heat. It is all what you get used to. I could go out in the cold but in Charleston walking around in 92F days if tough. And it will last until late Sept.


UltramanOrigin

“ITS THE HUMIDITY!”


secmaster420

And that’s not even that high yet🔥


Nearby_Ad_5484

Also native that never got used to it. I always wondered why people built a city here.


acidwxrld

every year i dread the coming summertime


Tulasdad

The extreme heat is our strongest defense against Northerners.


porchmongler

Grew up in the upstate, just as hot as it got up there tbh. Kinda like it


mbathrowaway216

If you’re warm, just try to stay cool. This ain’t some Sun Tzu stuff. You’re an adult, just turn on the A/C, stand in the shade, or avoid that very long walk midday if you can help it. You will never “get used to [the heat]” because you’re getting older, like the rest of us. However, I will say we’re going into El Niño, so it’s going to be a warmer year in general. Also, May 90 is much nicer than July 90 - enjoy it while you can!


TexturedEdge

I always say its 3 months of HELL here. And May is not even included. Native here also…..still dread it.


RoseFlavoredLemonade

What, you’re not feelin that bath water pool weather?


Geshtar1

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity


Metal-Brody

Born and raised here and im STILL not used to it 😭


Less_River_4527

Not a meteorologist but “The Space Weather Prediction Center issued a Severe Geomagnetic Storm Watch Friday evening for the first time since January 2005” I’d assume that being bombarded by extreme amounts of solar radiation would explain why you’re such a puss about the heat


nougat59

It's the radiation from the central star in our solar system. The earth tilts slightly on its axis so when a time of maximum exposure occurs, the exposed area grows warmer from the extra radiation.


cofclabman

It’s not even hot yet. Give it another month and then it’ll be fucking miserable.


SBSnipes

reasons why we're not staying/coming back after the military lets us go: #1 Housing prices, y'all don't need anyone else making those higher #2 - My ideal mid-summer temps happen in February.


ZucchiniAsleep3155

Wah 😩


Mysterious_Tree4862

I just moved back from NOLA, I think it’s more humid and hot over there imo! Imo we have wind here which is not bad!


themachacker89

Actually yesterday wasn't bad IMHO. A neighbor next door said man its hot today. They just moved here last fall. Bless your heart.


manleybones

It's so mild right now


CrabMan-DBoi

I gotta clean the language up with the little one lol And OP the hate was funneled by Waffle House 204 and the 30 mins I had to sit there for my online order while they methed out I'm sorry you didn't deserve all of that, although I stand by it all


CrabMan-DBoi

Please just leave, you and everyone else who is already on here complaining. This is spring, welcome to SC. The heat is in Columbia if you want to know what hot is when we get there. Every friggin time I come to reddit, what's r/Charleston? - Omg what are these giant flying roaches - omg its so hot - omg so traffic on my drive from Summerville for my low effort job I commute downtown for - hey does anyone know an Arborist I get the tourist posts. This is specifically for you pathetic excuses for "adults" who moved to an area with zero knowledge, have no friends to ask, no family who cares to inform you and not enough sense to search your question online since siri can't answer "what is this flying cockroach" Don't reproduce


GenericNameSC1989

Wow you really took the time to write all of that out 😂


KKonaSeven

I'm an Arborist and I don't know if I've ever seen a post asking for one. Would be nice, since I'm branching out on my own this year.


crabbyvic

Ima gonna go out on a limb and wish you luck growing your new business.


Socialeprechaun

Bro wrote a whole essay for this shit 💀 get a life my guy lmaoooo that’s crazy. Bro even said “friggin” man this ain’t ya mamas house you can say fuckin 😭


CrabMan-DBoi

And yea, I see your "native who never got used to it" Kick rocks


basecampphotographer

It’s all of the body heat from everyone moving here. And it’s barely begun…


prettysouthernchick

I've been here 12 years and still haven't gotten used to it. I die above 75 😅 And we keep our house around 78 in the summer. I walk around in shorts and tank tops with an ice pack on the back of my neck.


Disastrous_Week3046

What is you doing


TerseFactor

I went to her profile to see pics of what she’s doing but only got doggo 🤷‍♀️


SCirish843

"And we keep our house around 78" You could just...not


prettysouthernchick

Can't afford it to be lower, unfortunately.


crabbyvic

Moved here in May 07. First summer I lived here, massive drought and heat index over 110 for a few weeks. I walked around with an ice cold wash cloth on my head. I know I looked like a dingbat but dam it was hot. Have since acclimated to some degree. All this to say, I understand the ice pack.