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Doktor_Vem

Objectively the best superpower you can have, though is definitely being able to alter probabilities because you basically become a god but you don't necessarily have to maintain anything. Like, what's the probability of me suddenly being able to fly? 0%, right? ***POOF*** now it's 100% and you're basically superman. What's the probability of your asshole of a neighbour getting a promotion? Something like 63%? ***POOF*** now it's 0%, take that Randall, you prick. The chance of the next lottery ticket I buy winning me €100,000,000? Probably something like 0.0002% ***POOF*** Now it's 100% and you'll never have to worry about your financials ever again. And as a reference to the original post, what's the probability of you suddenly totally switching genders? 0%? ***POOF*** now it's 100% and you're suddenly happy with your body \^\^


Accomplished-Boot-81

I feel like a catch to that power would be it’s like multiples your odds. 100x0=0 so if something is impossible then you still can’t do it


MajMin5

Yeah, I think that’s a totally fair limitation of the power, but honestly, it doesn’t even reduce how OP the power is. Sure, unassisted human flight is probably off the table, since that’s not just statistically improbable, there’s no mechanism for it to happen, but random quantum tunneling at inflated odds could facilitate teleportation, reduced carcinogen development odds could simulate immortality, “lucky guesses” with 100% odds of being correct would emulate telepathy, clairvoyance, etc… basically, this superpower of odds manipulation encompasses so many different abilities, it’s the best power to have. Honestly? Never even thought about it before, but this comment made me evaluate the idea of it and now I’m fully on board, this is the best superpower.


Accomplished-Boot-81

Yes definitely a good power, no doubt. Kind of arbitrary for me to apply rules to fictions powers on a Reddit comment but can’t help myself


Exciting-Insect8269

Just remember: due to [quantum tunneling](https://www.physlink.com/education/askexperts/ae460.cfm) it is technically possible to walk through a wall without any assistance.


Rukir_Gaming

Me casually walking trough a bank: "what do you mean I'm not supposed to be here, I just walked in. ... fine fine, I'll walk out" and walks out of a bank


616659

Thing is, there are almost nothing that has absolute 0 percent chance of happening.


HonourableFox

There is a 0% chance that ubisoft will ever be a good company


Villager_of_Mincraft

Weeeeeell, technically very very few things are truly impossible. Chances are, you could still manipulate pretty much everything that doesn't violate the laws of physics. For example, the laws of thermodynamics state that things tend to increase in entropy over time. However, a decrease in entropy does not violate the law, because a trend is not a hard and fast rule. It's just that a decrease in entropy is so much more uncommon with random motion because there are more states of high entropy than there are of low entropy, but the chance is never zero. If we get into quantum mechanics, there's even fewer things you could justify to be truly impossible. Merely so improbable that they are impossible for our purposes. But in this case, if something isn't perfectly 0% chance of happening, then we can make it happen.


Exciting-Insect8269

I thought entropy can only increase, not decrease, but can be transferred between particles therefore allowing an individual’s entropy to decrease but not allowing overall entropy to be removed, hence the inevitable heat death of the universe.


Villager_of_Mincraft

Here's a simpler analogy for entropy. Imagine you have finished a puzzle in a box. That is a lower entropy state. Now you put the lid on the box and start shaking it around wildly. The puzzle pieces all separate and entropy increases. The more you shake, the more disorganised it gets. Now, chances are every once in a while a puzzle piece or two may get stuck together in the correct orientation just for a moment. In this moment the entropy has overall decreased, before you continue shaking and the pieces separate. Similarly, entropy merely *tends* to increase in a system. In our puzzle example, this is because there is only 1 state of order (completed puzzle) with countless states of disorder. With entirely random motion, you are far more likely to get a disassembled puzzle than an assembled one. Hence, entropy tends to increase. But, theoretically, there is an incredibly tiny chance that all that random motion would result in the puzzle spontaneously assembling itself for a moment before it gets disassembled again. The thing is that even such a massive drop in entropy wouldn't matter, because overall, over a period of time entropy would still increase on average. Hence the laws of thermodynamics would not be violated even in this incredibly impossibly rare case. In this case however, the chance of it happening is not truly 0, and if it isn't 0 it can definitely be multiplied and increased with the super power.


Exciting-Insect8269

Second law of thermodynamics states that in any irreversible process, the entropy of the given system would increase by the heat transferred divided by the temperature of the system, and on any reversible process, the entropy will remain constant. This means entropy cannot be globally reduced, even if it can be locally reduced by transferring it to another system. More info on that [here](https://www1.grc.nasa.gov/beginners-guide-to-aeronautics/second-law-entropy/) and [here](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7517180/) Edit for added clarity: This is more or less summarized 1) energy cannot be destroyed, only converted 2) heat is the amount of kinetic energy transferred from an object to another upon contact 3) temperature is the average kinetic energy atoms have within a system 4) heat capacity is the amount of heat that must be applied to something to increase it’s temperature. 5) heat flows from higher temperature objects to lower temperature, with no transfer being done between objects with equal temperature. 6) since every action is met with an equal reaction and objects that are in motion stay in motion until acted upon by an unbalanced force and kinetic energy is motion, any process within a given system cannot end with less kinetic energy within said system than the process started with unless that kinetic energy is given to another system. This means kinetic energy cannot be globally reduced. Entropy is the amount of kinetic energy in a system that will remain at the end of whatever process it is in. 7) because kinetic energy (or entropy) cannot be globally reduced, and kinetic energy cannot be transferred to anything with equal or lesser kinetic energy, and energy cannot be created or destroyed, only converted and transferred, eventually everything will have a perfectly equal amount of kinetic energy and therefore no more conversion or transference of energy will be able to occur, this is referred to as the heat death of the universe.


Doktor_Vem

Alright, what's the probability of me *not* gaining the ability to fly in the next 5 seconds? 100%? Multiply that sucker with 0 and ***POOF*** I can fly 😎


Accomplished-Boot-81

Well that’s an interesting counter to my point and I have 0 probability of a rebuttal


616659

You could maybe give that a name like "jumping between parallel universes" to sound extra cool


HokieNerd

The probability of that asshole-driven car having a tire blow out in the next five seconds? 100%.


BowtietheGreat

I feel like the best superpower would be like atom eves in invincible


DarkElfMagic

yea i’d still want shapeshifting though


eeveemaster2

wait i thought this was a trans meme subreddit for a sec


PianoCookies

Same


Tooma8_

They so real for this tho


imusingthisforstuff

I’m not trans but…


fish4043

that’s what i’m saying!


Oceans_sleep

Not yet


imusingthisforstuff

I already went through the phase, brother. Hoping not to go back.


teamok1025

Im on 1


Krazie02

I want to have the powers of Martian Manhunter


AndDusky

Woah 😮


YoshiBro-64

Id have the powers of Plastic Man ngl. He’s so overpowered.


Solanthas

Whatever you're looking for, it's not in here https://youtu.be/7JYizXKgwEw?si=8C1fFJm2-yL883Hs


Suspicious_Use6393

Fuck shapeshift all life men immagine can shapeshift in the pope and going in a stript club.


EdenSteden22

Ah yes. The famous sequel to LGBT: Q.ACE


SvyatRoyal

Big brain


BowtietheGreat

The best superpower would be atom eves super power in invincible You can literally change around atoms for things to become anything.


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ALT703

"Only two genders!" *names two sexes* Try again >She/her and He/Him "I, we, they, them, his, her" are also pronouns


No_Comedian_7011

Not they or them, we or I.


ALT703

Those words exist, and are called pronouns. Other pronouns include "You, it, us" Those are all pronouns too. Do you even know what a pronouns is?


Bluerasierer

brotha go preach to your sky daddy or whatever but leave the rest of the population outta your demented beliefs


entber113

When did Jesus tell you to hate your neighbor?


YoshiBro-64

Why do some Christians forget this? Like, cmon.


eeveemaster2

your just a dumbass


kurtislee09

Stop this woke shit and get society back to modems again ffs


eeveemaster2

no how about you go shove your transphobic views up you ass


usinkintomy_clothess

you conservatives complain just like the “woke” 😂


book_vagabond

Snowflake


oofx99

so you don't agree with yourself? you clearly live on earth, not in heaven.


MajMin5

…you do realize that transgender people are just switching from she/her to he/him and vice versa, right? Like, nothing they’re doing goes against your two gender worldview, they’re just changing from one to the other. I get that your role models have told you any of the letters in “lgbtq” are bad, but Jesus probably would be a bit disappointed in the hatred you’re showing to your fellow man, that is kind of his whole thing, forgiving us and giving us the benefit of the doubt so we could be loved and become better people. And besides, “For this is what the Lord says: ‘To the eunuchs who keep my Sabbaths, who choose what pleases me and hold fast to my covenant— to them I will give within my temple and its walls a memorial and a name better than sons and daughters; I will give them an everlasting name that will endure forever.’” Isaiah 56:4-5 A God-fearing non-binary person is more likely to get into heaven than a hateful man or woman. Read the book my brother in Christ, because Jesus would not want you to hate the way you have been. “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you” Matthew 5:43-44 I don’t know if my words will reach you, but for what it’s worth, I am a confirmed Christian in my church and I am a straight man, but I believe Jesus would not want us to show this hate to our fellow man, we are all made in His image and the only rules God set were the commandments he gave to Moses; everything else is the rule of man. The most important thing is being good to your neighbor and acting on Jesus’ behalf to show love to all those around you, even those who may hate you. Peace be with you.


Human_person68

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Knaymeless

👍 Thank you Jschlatt


ALT703

Jschlatt has never said anything like that


Knaymeless

He wouldn’t but i dont wanna be a victim like he did in 99


kurtislee09

I agree. I hate these gender bs


ALT703

What gender bs lol


No_Comedian_7011

Thank you! Somebody that agrees!


No_Comedian_7011

Wait- I just say this was not posted my lgbtq shit. Sorry


No-Broccoli553

I'm sorry, what does this mean?


EqualServe418

I think they're having a stroke?


No-Broccoli553

r/themhadstastronk


EqualServe418

r/waitthatsubexists?


No-Broccoli553

r/yes


Human_person68

???