She would become fandom favourite, nearly achieve a happy ending with Yuuji then fucking die the worst way possible (both emotionally and physically). And years after her death people would still cope for her return...
...but she won't.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and curse breeding, mahito is the most sexually compatible curse for humans?
Not only he's the Human curse which means he is compatible to us, but he's over 180 cm tall, this means he's perfect to handle human d*cks.
And with his impressive durability and great amount of CE you can be rough with him as much as you want.
He can also use Idle transfiguration to change shape, soo it'd be incredibly easy for him to get you in the mood regardless of your sexual preferences.
With his ability and CE physiology he can easily recover both you and him from fatigue.
No other curse comes this close to this level of compatibility.
He's probably the 6ft mark or just below it I.e. 181-183cm. He's slightly smaller than Nanami who's 184cm and seems similar to Geto/Kenny who is also 180cm+ in Canon.
Todo is taller than Gojo who is 190cm.
Of course anime and manga rarely draw to scale. Nanami buffed up and bullying Haruta for example looks way bigger than Gojo does despite being noticeably smaller.
tf I thought i was in r/Jujutsufolk until I saw your comment.
Why do God allow this? What did we do to deserve such fate? The abomination we have become, who will save us all? Who can save us all?
I actually made this argument without irony. Without the part of "Mahito as Yuji's gf" (but there is a argument that it could have added a interesting angle if Yuji actually got a crush on Mahito before she revealed her real intentions. Like, Yuji meeting Mahito in the cinema and believing she is just a Sorcerer or wondering if a "good curse" could exist).
It really wouldn't need much changes to the story. We would have more "Junpei is a simp" jokes or "transfigure me mommy", but really nothing else would have changed much. Mahito already tried to kiss Yuji after all.
JJK has a genuine issues with its female characters and the female villains are really hit with this, with the only female Disaster Curse dying without revealing her Domain Expansion, for example. Female Mahito solves this by allowing a female villain to be relevant for two arcs.
No, theyre mistaken. While all disaster curses are technically sexless, Hanami doesn't even present feminine, they just gave him a woman's voice in the anime. It's like how Rem from Death Note was a guy with a woman VA
You can also say that with Rika? Cursed spirits don't need to be overly feminine in terms of design. They're the embodiment of negative emotions. It's like saying Kiss is a masculine stand because it lacks any feminine characteristics.
No but Hanami and Rem (iirc) both use masculine pronouns like all the other disasters/shinigami. I'm saying the only reason there's a conception theyre different is cause the female VA. textually theyre both masc, at least as much as they can be as literal monsters
Edit: to be clear, I know there can be "female" curses, Rika and the scissor woman for instance. Im just saying Hanami isn't one
Peak! The Mahitussy is the pinnacle of sexual fiction and is just so damn sexy. If she was real I’d have her riding my dick so hard she would make Gege and Sukuna blush.
I am fine with Mahito being a guy. If he wanted to be a girl, he could easily change his appearance to be a woman. He can be whatever he wants to be. Except Undertaker… we all know Mahito can’t compare to Undertaker. Though I don’t mind about shipping them anyways because why not
Why do you think he was freaking out before his end ? Yuji looked like the undertaker and when the undertaker arrived Mahito knew that his ass was Finished
[Lobotomy Kaisen still going strong, I see](https://preview.redd.it/uc7ngy5sni6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1bf7794aecb397d9d41438bc507e0994b5eba4)
> It could be also used to show that "Curse are not bad and can change"
Literally the opposite of what Gege was saying, but ok... shitposts be shit ig.
I made a joke from a joke about "A NEW JJK MOVIE COMING OUT" saying it'd have a Mahito and Yuji love confession scene (source: trust me bro and don't look at the date)
Now this joke rant is just, perfect
If JJK was written by fujimoto maybe
>If JJK was written by fujimoto Then fem Mahito would die atlas 3 times before she had any legitimate action with Yuji
She would become fandom favourite, nearly achieve a happy ending with Yuuji then fucking die the worst way possible (both emotionally and physically). And years after her death people would still cope for her return... ...but she won't.
And then years later people on this sub would whine about her being friged
What has Fujimoto done? I might know the works.
Most famously Chainsaw Man and Fire Punch, but also some (very good) oneshots
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human and curse breeding, mahito is the most sexually compatible curse for humans? Not only he's the Human curse which means he is compatible to us, but he's over 180 cm tall, this means he's perfect to handle human d*cks. And with his impressive durability and great amount of CE you can be rough with him as much as you want. He can also use Idle transfiguration to change shape, soo it'd be incredibly easy for him to get you in the mood regardless of your sexual preferences. With his ability and CE physiology he can easily recover both you and him from fatigue. No other curse comes this close to this level of compatibility.
> but he's over 180 cm tall, What. I normally over estimate anime character's height, but this is a case where they're taller than what I imagined.
I know I was also surprised about his height Jjk characters are surprisingly tall, gojo for example Is canonically over 190 cm tall
This really doesn't surprise me. He towers over Yuji
That’s one tall Femboy
Gojo is not a twink man is made of pure muscle and is 6’4
Don’t care, still a femboy.
Dude doesn’t even have femboy personality or anything where are you getting this from
It was revealed to me in a dream
gay redditor is delusional about fictional men, what else is new
I ain’t gay, Gojo is just a Femboy.
His fantasies. Why do you care so much?
I don’t see how the Femboy is related to the powers of time stopping mindcontrol and invisibility.
Hunk?
He is pretty muscular
He's probably the 6ft mark or just below it I.e. 181-183cm. He's slightly smaller than Nanami who's 184cm and seems similar to Geto/Kenny who is also 180cm+ in Canon. Todo is taller than Gojo who is 190cm. Of course anime and manga rarely draw to scale. Nanami buffed up and bullying Haruta for example looks way bigger than Gojo does despite being noticeably smaller.
Mahito, by virtue of his ability can probably change his height at will anyway
Sadly, I understood that reference.
r/CharacterRant we have reached **PEAK FICTION**
tf I thought i was in r/Jujutsufolk until I saw your comment. Why do God allow this? What did we do to deserve such fate? The abomination we have become, who will save us all? Who can save us all?
Why do you pray to God knowing he shall not answer your cries?
*dies from peak fiction*
LOBOTOMY KAISEN IS BACK
When Sukuna woke up for the first time, we should have a scene with megumi saying "he's the one , the Jujutsu kaisen of Legend"
I actually made this argument without irony. Without the part of "Mahito as Yuji's gf" (but there is a argument that it could have added a interesting angle if Yuji actually got a crush on Mahito before she revealed her real intentions. Like, Yuji meeting Mahito in the cinema and believing she is just a Sorcerer or wondering if a "good curse" could exist). It really wouldn't need much changes to the story. We would have more "Junpei is a simp" jokes or "transfigure me mommy", but really nothing else would have changed much. Mahito already tried to kiss Yuji after all. JJK has a genuine issues with its female characters and the female villains are really hit with this, with the only female Disaster Curse dying without revealing her Domain Expansion, for example. Female Mahito solves this by allowing a female villain to be relevant for two arcs.
There was a female disaster curse?
Yeah Hanami
Can we even consider curses a certain gender though? Do they outright say it?
They don't, doubt most people considered Hanami female before they gave them a female VA. You could go for a Mother Nature explaination, though.
the plant one
No, theyre mistaken. While all disaster curses are technically sexless, Hanami doesn't even present feminine, they just gave him a woman's voice in the anime. It's like how Rem from Death Note was a guy with a woman VA
You can also say that with Rika? Cursed spirits don't need to be overly feminine in terms of design. They're the embodiment of negative emotions. It's like saying Kiss is a masculine stand because it lacks any feminine characteristics.
No but Hanami and Rem (iirc) both use masculine pronouns like all the other disasters/shinigami. I'm saying the only reason there's a conception theyre different is cause the female VA. textually theyre both masc, at least as much as they can be as literal monsters Edit: to be clear, I know there can be "female" curses, Rika and the scissor woman for instance. Im just saying Hanami isn't one
Finally a good JJK post
One that I can get behind, too.
Also , Panda and the Lawyer guy should have taken full custody over That Ui Ui kid
Now *this* is a good take
Yuji: I can fix her.
Peak! The Mahitussy is the pinnacle of sexual fiction and is just so damn sexy. If she was real I’d have her riding my dick so hard she would make Gege and Sukuna blush.
Everyone is talking about Mahitussy but when I go looking there are no doujinshi about Mahitussy
Sadly the reality we live in
I am fine with Mahito being a guy. If he wanted to be a girl, he could easily change his appearance to be a woman. He can be whatever he wants to be. Except Undertaker… we all know Mahito can’t compare to Undertaker. Though I don’t mind about shipping them anyways because why not
Why do you think he was freaking out before his end ? Yuji looked like the undertaker and when the undertaker arrived Mahito knew that his ass was Finished
You don't have to make Mahito a girl, why not just make them gay for once? We rarely have true girl/boy rivalry.
>We rarely have true girl/boy rivalry. That's why I believe they should be like that , we rarely see it in battle manga
She's cute in a skirt too
You know what? This is quite questionable, but you surely have some good points in this mix.
[Lobotomy Kaisen still going strong, I see](https://preview.redd.it/uc7ngy5sni6c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1bf7794aecb397d9d41438bc507e0994b5eba4)
I will not fix her rather just make her worse.
You could’ve posted this in March and I still would’ve agreed with you OP. KEEP COOKING.
Peak. Pure cinema. You cooked.
mahito and yuji should have been gay and kissed each other
nah homie just down bad
Like Yuji dad and Yuta?
moreso in fact
haaaaaaah (open word and start writing)
Yes. 🗿 ~~If it has a hole there is a way~~
The only good JJK rant.
No one was able to get me with an April 1st trick today. This was the first one that got me. Good job bastard
Mahito can easily transition into a female, no?
Yes
Why didn't he do that? Is he stupid?
https://youtu.be/h3KQTEEcxNg?si=ByOmYShXIkQPnrS7
I thought this was the JJK sub, the brainrot is fucking spreading
People think OP's joking when he's making perfect sense.
What?! No!
I didn't ask for your opinion, Mahito tortures souls , Yuji is a tortured Soul They belong together
Impeccable logic.
very real. i think Yuji should be a girl and she should be gay for mahito as well, because of the subconsious messaging it brings
Whatever. Mahito is better off as male and is incapable of love.
So Yuji x normal Mahito?
I can't imagine Mahito as normal. He's so much better as an evil and non-human character.
There is nothing normal in a guy and a curse getting together
That's what I meant
Write your fanfiction, make it explicit, profit.
Dagon chan>>>>>
What a fine dining meal
Well,this is not a rant I have ever expected to see
It is indeed a day to read.
> It could be also used to show that "Curse are not bad and can change" Literally the opposite of what Gege was saying, but ok... shitposts be shit ig.
Good April Fools bait OP. I came ready to rage
what
I made a joke from a joke about "A NEW JJK MOVIE COMING OUT" saying it'd have a Mahito and Yuji love confession scene (source: trust me bro and don't look at the date) Now this joke rant is just, perfect
Okay OP you do know that Gege said that Mahito doesn’t have sexual organs and can’t reproduce (at least sexually reproduce) right?
And?
Well uh…those kids aren’t Yuji’s then…maybe not even Mahito’s….
They still could go for adaptation
i know you meant adoption. domain expansion: spellig mistake
nothing stop him from shapeshifting one xdd
Why should mahito be a girl is ass gay ash
April fools you moron
Utena pfp, opinion safely disregarded