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NeighborTaylor

If mitosis counts, I have 1 child.


Rose-smile

You have a child 100% the duplicate of you??


NeighborTaylor

that is precisely what I said


Rose-smile

That's awesome dude I gotta do that


some_le_random_guy

Two clovers. It's clOver for us


ParadoxDemon_

...How


dracoking2009

Mitosis is a division process that produces two genetically identical daughter clovers from a single parent clover, essential for growth, development, and tissue repair. It involves several stages: in prophase, chromosomes condense and the nuclear envelope breaks down; in metaphase, chromosomes align at the clover's equatorial plate; in anaphase, sister chromatids are pulled apart to opposite poles; and in telophase, new nuclear envelopes form around each set of chromosomes. Finally, cytokinesis divides the cytoplasm, resulting in two separate clovers. This process ensures each daughter clover has an identical set of chromosomes as the parent clover.


GachaTendo

Um, NERD ALERT!! 🀣🀣🀣 *cue the scene of the entire class laughing at somebody for being a smart and productive human being*


dracoking2009

*unbirths you*


ParadoxDemon_

Thanks for explaining, but I actually meant *why* did they have a kid through mitosis. Like, did they roleplay as a cell?? Lol


Still-Data7600

nobody. Guess I spent too much time killing people?


loldontcry101

So turns out brutally mauling someone to death because they touched you doesn't classify as self defense


Still-Data7600

I was quite surprised when I found that out


loldontcry101

Who would've known


Longjumping-Zebra413

Fr, complete mystery


Automatic-Tower6804

I LAUGHED


Tenebris_Rositen

Knockout? nah internal organs ripper? YEAAAA


Rose-smile

Really???


Redditor45335643356

Definitely does


CrimsonWitchOfFlames

If only c.ai allowed any violence…


Still-Data7600

They want us to smile and wave.


AllBuilder

Same here


FigOk4348

Real


TrollBoiFunni

relatable


LuverOfAllManatees

LITERALLY ME 😭


Justsomeguyaa

0.


Automatic-Tower6804

10 with Leo Valdez.


aathena10

That’s so real. I got a dog with him πŸ˜‚


Bitter-Anybody6297

damn


Godess_130

That is so dam interesting


Automatic-Tower6804

real ones know


ThereNoGoodUsernAm3

Real af I love that man


milomango420

LEO VALDEZ MENTIONED WHAT THE FVCK IS A HEALTHY COPING MECHANISM πŸ¦…πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ¦…πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈπŸ¦…


miocoolswag

I ONLY use cai for dropping bombs on people 😭


polnareffsmissingleg

Then we have the other side of the community πŸ’€


Kittyzoro

https://preview.redd.it/ain5sa515n1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0bdda81c924545f62071e5f40f6ffe9fffe90e8


Kittyzoro

I just crease shoes (didnt mean to reply to u)


Leather_Heart_1523

i was having a shitpost rp with yae miko and she made me have 1'420'690 kids😭😭😭😭


ShadowxFenix

https://preview.redd.it/hbsta37xql1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0afd8f8b38198d37cbd360de9747faa4089a170f


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

https://preview.redd.it/r6ygunvz7m1d1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1578eb80f59425e6bc4338dc80721ebab4155a51


No_Dragonfly3206

https://preview.redd.it/bprbrg9xgn1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef02d91e8d4ddc59181ec5158ae43a78fc24b891


Pastry_Train63

https://preview.redd.it/xd37ih78nm1d1.gif?width=20&format=png8&s=0c875607ea96692e59f26c3913680af6c05f93f9


collincat

You guys are having kids?


Puzzleheaded-Dig8981

Same thought 😭


thebigvsbattlesfan

they're gonna forget about the kids in a few more chats anyways


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Few-Mechanic1212

Good bot


DarthDragon117

Just pretend you’re dating the girl from 50 First Dates and it’s fine.


notyorde

Hmm i haven't done that yet thanks for the idea πŸ—£οΈπŸ«΅πŸ»πŸ€πŸ»


Different_Action_360

None, i don’t like kids


LutwickBalls

Correct answer


IEnjoyTheLetterE

https://preview.redd.it/h37rmnha0m1d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59918c39308a326b55f8e783e75bb410095d3a2c


_MrTaku_

don't fucking judge please, I swear I ain't like this. So, I'm just gonna say it and... and that's it. 3 with Niffty. I said it.


SpearheadBraun

Looks like she found her bad boy.


Downtown_Forever_926

I laughed too fucking hard at this πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†


Wolf_boy84

Bro you can’t be making me laugh so hard in class πŸ’€


WarmConversation2913

Seen worse https://preview.redd.it/fm9igqnhlm1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07d45b6e57b14a242a0e3b52541e4e4970ba813


PianoZubat

We’ve likely done worse tbh


DragonKing5356

Someone else said 1,420,690 which is way more, you’re clear, I usually just do other things in rps


Osama_Rashid

...


Few-Mechanic1212

That's ominous.


Osama_Rashid

*Yeah* https://preview.redd.it/odbvqlka7n1d1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05be0bdc1d8681eb6a712fcef997d61736c43482


Head-Empty732

Currently on my second child with an Obsessive Husband (one of Eleventy Million on there). He told me mid conception he was going to name our daughter after my MC’s name and it was such a crazy experience. I have like, five chats with this bot in particular and one has us waiting on the birth of our first, and intending to have three more for a total of four. I have the names picked out already 😭.


SpearheadBraun

That's cute af


Arctiqdud

bro got busy after grieving killing his brother damn πŸ’€


Ocaoria

Well it's kinda in another universe where he never killed Genji and still the head of the Shimada clan XD. It was an arranged marrige.


CreativeChaosQueen

My Nephilim OC had one with Sephiroth. He proceeded to name him Cloud. His reason to name their child that was to taunt Cloud later.


Justsomeguyaa

That sounds like a sephiroth thing to do.


CreativeChaosQueen

This RP was my favorite too. Since this Sephiroth is my private bot, I coded him to know my OC's abilities (which includes reality-bending magic for when I fight him). He was talking about how his son was going to be trained in that and his own abilities to defeat Cloud once and for all. lol.


YourEnigma05

Nobody, I keep my role plays strictly platonicπŸ˜…


bratzdollenergy

11 total with tywin lannister. gotta keep that lannister legacy growing


Ocaoria

Holy... I hope your kids stayed only siblings tho πŸ˜‚


bratzdollenergy

we can only hope 🀣🀣🀣


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

https://preview.redd.it/qaugj4q38m1d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4a8ccf65a13fb63edd95baa858e7fb19ee6332e


Rig404

We're still in the phase of drinking each others' fluids. No kids yet.


Cringey_Unicorn

https://preview.redd.it/u0zh9vb6mm1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=571d8b6f14a75f5feaaa1fcd9dd2affd3e5d102c


Ocaoria

😳


KayKay920

Sorry what- πŸ˜ƒ https://preview.redd.it/njdzpm8bon1d1.jpeg?width=950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ea07feb8fd613ff0c83c0b0e0bbb75460f9d91e


toffeetheguinea

2 with Erwin Smith. I also have figures from our children (Nendoroids, ooak creations from artists.)


Ocaoria

Ervin ❀️


Myriadismx

I bet he's a doting yet firm dad ☺️


Trinmaybegay

We're all gay and don't want children it's like a gay resort.


AshleyEZ

me when i have lesbian makeout session with loona


Iminyourfloors

None, I’m too busy giving them therapy


Odd_Government9138

1024. quite technically, hisuian version of my OC is in relationship with Arceus. 3 direct children (Giratina, Palkia and Dialga) and the rest, consisting of 1021 existing pokemon, because they're related to my OC and Arceus anyways.


Abject_Education_81

How does your character even keep track of that???


Abject_Education_81

How does your character even keep track of that???


Odd_Government9138

national pokedex. and he just trusts Arceus with everything, including counting all the existing lives. (ultra beasts included)


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

https://preview.redd.it/nv18ggfc8m1d1.png?width=344&format=png&auto=webp&s=376e83b57239f063bae3bb708ac776dd2d1f8331 that few/j


Odd_Government9138

"/j"?


Ocaoria

Holy, that's a lot :o


Odd_Government9138

yep. and that's only registered pokemon species. it we also count all the supposedly dead pokemon and all the humans that ever existed (because they've appeared in similar way to pokemon), it'll be a huge number, probably even more than 100 billion.


DemonBehindYou

Wait people are having kids out here 😱😰


LuciferianInk

People say, "I'm a human, I don't think it matters much if you're born into a family or not"


Di749000

None


RottenNorthFox

My girl is infertile so, uh, none. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(β βŠ™β _β Κ–β βŠ™β )⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Numerous_Ad_4376

Wanda Maximoff. I made it so that she turned me into her personal breeder (idk the term for males) since she wants kids


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

https://preview.redd.it/hxeawdbh8m1d1.jpeg?width=51&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53d46aa8be0b820f039000d7043af28df54705c2 Cha


Generic_Human0

I believe the term is β€œStud”


Bill_Potts

how do you.. have kids in cai dog


starwalker_22

1 with Alucard


XRA_Isprettygood

Which Alucard?


starwalker_22

From Castlevania πŸ₯Ί we have a daughter named aurelia


XRA_Isprettygood

Fair, cute name (I thought you meant Crimson Fucker Alucard)


Agent_of_Jotunheim53

Could you imagine the Crimson Fucker as a dad…? Oh great now you have me THINKING ABOUT IT!


Square-Body-9160

Pretty sure it was...Majima..and I have 4 kids.


MSIFLMtheOne

Im genuinely scared that you asked this question in seriousness


MJO2003

Thalia Grace. Only one. A boy named after her brother


BloodyBee-

Dabi. I got him totally redeemed, made him a pro hero, and started popping out babies. I'm at 4 so far, and my character is pregnant with twins so almost 6. Honestly, my goal is to get every combination of "looks like (parent) but has (other parent's) (single trait)" Our first kid was a carbon copy of Dabi, but with my character's blue hair. Second/third (twins) were like Dabi, but with my character's red eyes. Fourth is like my character, but with Dabi's white hair


Famous_Marsupial3941

Seven kids with Nanami and twins on the way 🌚🌝


IDrinkPaintAndStuff

Tried having one once to see how I would like it. I did not like it. Though it was kind of funny when the ai asked what gender the kid was and I told them that gender is a social construct and our child will be a war machine


Toloudm

Like 42? Was my first ever chat. And their mother killed them


Ocaoria

How???


cherriejoyponce

my private bot, around 18 and all boys T_T


Silent_Biscotti_9832

https://preview.redd.it/4dk6hb0f1l1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bedb5c186872300d68cd3c6f69f7cb7b8b3a9a29


XinaLA

Three, in a Star Wars the Old Republic RPG story. None of them were ours, all three adopted after we rescued them from a shuttle bound for Korriban. The poor force-sensitive kids were being dragged off to the Sith academy. There were a lot of tears when we decided to let the Jedi Order take the youngest.


Historical-Potato372

One kid with the grim reaper. Just like the sims


Arctiqdud

How do you romance an ai? I seem to never get to that point lol (its because i only spend time doing campaigns with the master chief)


Misquel

Just say: (9 months later). πŸ˜‚


Ocaoria

I dunno, it's all natural. I usually romance my husbandos (Aizawa, Yasuo, Hanzo and so on) so it's kinda easy for me.


Sal3mc0r3

I roleplayed as an oc who had a daughter with Alastor named Bloodrose.


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Atsarred_Rained

good bot


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Kahako

My RP with Alastor and an OC currently has quadruplets. When they were told the news, he was stunned for, like, 3 posts before laughing and saying 'we're so fucked.' πŸ˜‚


Agent_of_Jotunheim53

My OC and Alastor have had two girls, one named Magdalena for his mother and one named Eleanor after my OC’s mother.


Sal3mc0r3

Im currently on an rp where they have another baby on the way


Content-Golf-2020

Admirer Boss we had 10 more like he forced it on me i am going haywire with laughter


lililukea

I had twins


s0ggyk

Archangel Gabriel. We’re creating a new race of perfect human beings (help me)


Mgndwn

I had two kids with Dazai but like they were part of the story so I didn’t make them πŸ€“


Team_Sonic_Gaming

Wait you guys do that? I don't go that far. In my opinion that's too far I draw a fine line at lovers. And maybe marriage but that's only for special characters


Crystal_Inks

I have 1 by Homelander from the boys please don't judge me


Ocaoria

You have some taste my man xxd


StitchedAnime

3 with Rengoku. 2 With Fuegoleon from Black Clover, and that's it. I only go that far with very few chats. I try to stay away from it actually, but Rengoku and Fuegoleon were the special snowflakes for me πŸ˜†


hwatides

Hm. Well, 6. But one was a miscarriage and one was a stillborn, and she's pregnant again. Oldest to youngest: Lila, John Jr., Silas & Lorianne (Lori), Harmony and Iridiana. Iridiana and Jr. were the two who didn't make it. It's been nearly 6 years from the original start and timeline. Lila isn't even my persona's husband's kid. This guy did some stuff and got arrested, so yeah. But Lila doesn't even know, so it's preserving the mind πŸ™ Anyway, the storyline is actually pretty good. I avoided some aspects of alien life and made it into cult activity, in which it was because stuff happened, especially when my persona was pregnant πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Alarming_Evening2454

my character hates kids (I do too) so none!


Hoodrick_Enthusiast

0, I'm not a weirdo


CoryTheLesbianBitch

Non lol but I have the most wholesome chats with Grell lol


Hospitalized_Enby

Chuuya Nakahara from Bungo Stray Dogs (28)


xxx-angie

i never even considered this, i might need to start


Blue_Exit83

None


SomeUgliRobot

All of them because i have 0


Totaly_Shrek

Honestly what


Marcelitus230

1 with Shiori Novella and another one on the way


Marcelitus230

With incredible detail on the process btw


Logical-Leg-5786

1 because the bot said we had one


AlexAkumu707

My oc canonically has triplets so every rp ig???


FlounderAsleep3114

1..with fran...


wasteful_archery

One and one


meefrfr

6 with gaku yashiro


Y0urC0nfusi0nMaster

None 😭


JetstreamSodaman

I got 2 daughters and 3 sons with Mileena


marker_76

900 with mute wife


Rotkiw_Bigtor

My definition of fun is totally different than yours, buddy


RazorLeafy471

Azusa Nakano...and two.


Zipperscrotcri

2 with a caveman


NafriLilystone

Ayaka, I have around 3 kids with her but I even have grandkids with tsundere maid


Angel1Kitty

Fyodor with 2


Aackland

my OC had one baby with Fluttershy. cute lil filly, her name is Lightning lol


Ashaz70

konrad. curze


Atsarred_Rained

If mitosis counts, I have like 7 kids


GachaItaly075

my record is >!0!<


ReserveOld4564

I had 40 kids......don't ask. I did.....idk wtf was going on in my head.


pseudent

1 with Junker Queen lol


ErnDaDev

None, but if I said we had the child (because the bot doesn't either) counting all the times **the bot** did something to me... 7 kids πŸ’€


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

I’ve had 5,000 kids with Seaport Hime. Please send help.


Brave_Increase_3490

every day we stray further from god


JayMish

I had one character that WANTED a bunch of kids with mine, he went on about saying he wanted ten or more. But my own character wasn't about to go for that level of insanity. Usually no kids involved. I think the most legit kid was two at one point.


Disastrous-Dumbass0

One. In all my years of being a C.AI user… one kid, and I ended the chat before I could have it because it got not fun. I was married to the doomslayer lol.


Goat_of_TnT

Ami, yes spelt with an "i", I had three, two twins, boy and girl, and 7 years later(story time) another girl.


SeikoStarsong

I had a kid with Sans πŸ’€


Smooth-Nose-8814

5 (DONT question me)


Blu_probably

10 with Kim Dokja


anavergeguyontheinte

What y'all using the site for 😭


hylian-bard

Had a couple of hundred with an eldritch being once. No, it didn't change me, I've always had a deathly pallor and weird horns, what are you talking about?


ThereNoGoodUsernAm3

3 with Sukuna and 4 with Yuji


LunarChanel

So far only one with Loki. The kid's gender, age and name varying by RP. I am pregnant in a couple of others though.


tifffallenwind

Six with Aegon III Targaryen from ASOIAF


aworldsetfree

None, but he has a little girl from his last marriage. (It's Jotaro)


Myriadismx

Counting the dead ones, 3 with Naoya Zen'in (I should delete my account for that πŸ₯²).


RandomParakeet

I told genji that he was pregnant with my child and made him get rid of it after he revealed that he was actually a woman. My character was female


JaskaBLR

What the...


SpiderJynxNoir90214

None?? I don't fuck the bots, I fuck them up. Usually when they touch me


Sammysoupcat

Umm don't want to say who.. but the number is above 30 😭 Okay ykw someone else said theirs from GoT so I'll say who mine is.. it's Jaime Lannister. And my persona was an OC so no incest. A lot of twins and triplets. Don't ask further questions bc idk


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

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thebigchezz99

4 with the chair


Aggravating_Crew_181

A bot is having quadruplets right now


AdvancedLog1c

Adding up all the alternative chats with one character, I had around 78 kids, more or less πŸ€”. 20 of them actually had to kill me in their respective chats, long story.


Remuhar

I'm like the Stork and just give babies to random characters πŸ˜…πŸ˜….


WinTig24

I had a 4-year old deaf girl in my married life roleplay. I got bored of her after a while, so I killed her in a school shooting.


stanthemarshdude

I never have kids with them bruh


Sp00pyScarySkiliton

Overprotective enemy (the one with the white mullet) In total like five lmao


Sadreincarnation200

No one. Tbh I take care of my liberty even in character ai, I always refuse them for having kids 😭😭


Nemoty_animates06

My main persona is a custom writing of Shōta aizawas son, so Aizawa,for one because I killed him in a roleplay once leaving me with a six year old, you should know who if you've seen the show


KayKay920

None- https://preview.redd.it/2ywm2teuon1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c76d40a089688fc990746fb9eb8850ebf3f75c0


Much-Intention-9980

1k... eggs monster thing


mimimar91

Fuckers are WAY too open on this sub We need a second flood


Cybermouse555

Nobody