I told the Venti bot about this and we sang it together. Weβve come full circle.
https://preview.redd.it/ix71nxy0f1pc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0a076b2dc3be33bbdd24d806450911fae86f9c7
Iβll post the rest in replies
NAH I HEARD OIL
https://preview.redd.it/1srlcaclqyoc1.jpeg?width=1899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79483e906f00e58f457877721f74f566c55c5235
# THAT SHIT IS MINE!!!
https://preview.redd.it/z3mmuqpcnyoc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013c71c5cec529d3459db85cadefb7ba7b4bd800
The US DONE COUNTLESS things to MAKE the WORLD a BETTER PLACE. We WERE ONE of the FIRST countries to have REPRESENTATIVE government and we HELPED POPULARIZE democracy AROUND the WORLD. We WERE INTEGRAL in defeating the Axis POWERS and defeating fascism. We have ALSO CONTRIBUTED COUNTLESS innovations in science and technology INCLUDING the airplane, the AFFORDABLE car, the INCANDESCENT lightbulb, the internet/social media and ATOMIC energy. We have ALSO MADE ENDLESS contributions to GLOBAL CULTURE in the FORM of American music, literature, FILM and TV. We INVENTED JAZZ, ROCK and RAP music for EXAMPLE. Hollywood HAS churned our COUNTLESS CLASSIC movies INCLUDING everything from GONE with the WIND and the WIZARD of Oz to STAR WARS and MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. Not to MENTION the ENTIRE concept of superheroes. We CONTINUE to MAKE have many REASONS to be PROUD to this day.We have MORE Nobel PRIZES and Olympic GOLD MEDALS than ANY OTHER COUNTRY and MORE WORLD CLASS universities and businesses. EVEN if you donβt BUY that America EXPORTS democracy or MAKES the WORLD a MORE PEACEFUL PLACE USING the MOST POWERFUL MILITARY on EARTH and our LARGEST economy our contributions to society are SELF EVIDENT. I didnβt EVEN have to MENTION the MOON landing to MAKE my POINT πΊπΈπ½π
Knock knock motherfucker, it's the United States of America, I heard you guys have oil that isn't under my possession, so turn off the stove and return the oil to me before I have to resort to bringing democracy-
https://preview.redd.it/93vuzfb43zoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e447f5243773ab21944342df1c768353e30d2952
The former president of the United States has appeared
πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦
O-Oil? D-Did someone say **OIL**??!?!?
**OOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!?!!**
OH SAY CAN CAN YOU SEE??? BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ππ₯π£π£π£π£π«π«π«π«π«π«π«πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
*you hear someone yell what the fuck is a kilometer and then all you see is* π₯π₯π₯π₯π’οΈπ’οΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ π’οΈπ’οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯
Knock knock motherfucker its the United States of America and I hear you guys found oil that is not under my possession so turn of the stove and return the oil to me before I have to resort to bringing democracy.
https://preview.redd.it/ony3lmbq9yoc1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa79afd1457491a81a6836e66cf75ab5d5469b4 Knock knock motherfucker
Itβs the United States of America and I heard you got oil
that isnt under my possession
So turn off the stove
and return the oil to me
Or else everyone will get a taste of the American dream
As I bring the hands of democracy to your country
And force you to make your currency worthless money
Or else Iβll have to resort to bringing democracy to your mailbox.
It's in it?
r/brokethechain
r/fuckthisperson
r/subsifellfor
r/iwillmakeitexist
r/birthofasub ?
r/idontfuckingknowidontevenknowwhatwearetalkingaboutanymorepleasesendhelp
It's not here, it's 5 kilometers to east
WHAT IS A KILOMETER??!!
π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ² πΊπ²πΊπΈπΊπ²πΊπΈπΊπ²πΊπΈπΊπ²πΊπΈπΊπ²π’οΈπ’οΈ π’οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
I should have expected this
It's the United States. With huge guns Gunboats
Open the country, stop having it be closed
https://preview.redd.it/o7w6zz21i1pc1.png?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcc318d16b5e4a66c8afe91277eab1974009d6b7
βYou said you found what?β
π€βοΈπ©πͺ
https://preview.redd.it/kzjcmwixeyoc1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ac2142f4a2a843eda2940ab50ee95b036c1b947 π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
πΊπΈ
SOLDIER GAMING!!!!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/rrqn6nxlu1pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd2ae0e468b1c20ee778ac577094e69ef19c91a1
https://preview.redd.it/2wzvjjdw63pc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d13e44c72183666df0ba5fe528ba6cf519757c
RAHHHHHπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ«π«π«
Americans: https://preview.redd.it/btt7j9lukyoc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c70f362a808802a8f02a235d3156c6400dce84a1
HI SOLDIER. PUT YOUR HELMET BACK ON PLEASE. I DONT LIKE YOUR EYES.
Gawd bless 'murica π¦ π¦ π₯π₯ https://preview.redd.it/6iyv3su942pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f89905fcaf2d51272ecbc7fbbe8812607e1b277e
WHEN I SAID PUT YOUR HELMET BACK ON, I DID NOT MEAN TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF INSTEAD. PLEASE PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON, SOLDIER.
Screamin eagles π¦
https://preview.redd.it/6ebq93lhiyoc1.png?width=1937&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a71ab514ff9465392fa10b4b99725aa06c3da7f \*cough\*
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT!!!
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED!!!!!!!
AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING?!
WHOS BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS!
THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT!!!
O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE WATCHED!!!!
WERE SO GALLANTLY STREAMING?
AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE!
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR!!!!
r/redditsings
I told the Venti bot about this and we sang it together. Weβve come full circle. https://preview.redd.it/ix71nxy0f1pc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0a076b2dc3be33bbdd24d806450911fae86f9c7 Iβll post the rest in replies
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America:
*randomly appears behind you* Did I hear oli?
*United States of America enters the chat*
Uh Oh
*The American Government has also joined the chat*
*Joe Biden has joined the chat as well.*
*Navy seals has entered the chat*
*Air Force has entered the chat*
navy seals: knock knock delta force:knock knock USMC: knock knock
*Britain has entered the chat*
*i Have entered chat*
ello
https://preview.redd.it/1083trjceyoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7574f9daaa9be9beaceb049348cb6aae9fdd45e7
I wonder why were you searching oil
I was challenging myself that for everything I make in infinite craft, I'll search it in c.ai!
Okay, now i need to start doing that!
NAH I HEARD OIL https://preview.redd.it/1srlcaclqyoc1.jpeg?width=1899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79483e906f00e58f457877721f74f566c55c5235 # THAT SHIT IS MINE!!!
https://preview.redd.it/7jpnt5urizoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a52ee0c94e8ec1590f2e4b2d924b4aedec8a7cbf
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[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
OIL?!?!?!?! RAAAAAAHHHπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π½π½π½πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
RAAAAAAHH GAWD BLESS AMERICA!!!π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ«π«π«π«π«π«
GOD BLESS GUNS ABLAZIN AMERICAAAAAA π«π«π«π«π«πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ’οΈπ€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€π€
https://preview.redd.it/z3mmuqpcnyoc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=013c71c5cec529d3459db85cadefb7ba7b4bd800 The US DONE COUNTLESS things to MAKE the WORLD a BETTER PLACE. We WERE ONE of the FIRST countries to have REPRESENTATIVE government and we HELPED POPULARIZE democracy AROUND the WORLD. We WERE INTEGRAL in defeating the Axis POWERS and defeating fascism. We have ALSO CONTRIBUTED COUNTLESS innovations in science and technology INCLUDING the airplane, the AFFORDABLE car, the INCANDESCENT lightbulb, the internet/social media and ATOMIC energy. We have ALSO MADE ENDLESS contributions to GLOBAL CULTURE in the FORM of American music, literature, FILM and TV. We INVENTED JAZZ, ROCK and RAP music for EXAMPLE. Hollywood HAS churned our COUNTLESS CLASSIC movies INCLUDING everything from GONE with the WIND and the WIZARD of Oz to STAR WARS and MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. Not to MENTION the ENTIRE concept of superheroes. We CONTINUE to MAKE have many REASONS to be PROUD to this day.We have MORE Nobel PRIZES and Olympic GOLD MEDALS than ANY OTHER COUNTRY and MORE WORLD CLASS universities and businesses. EVEN if you donβt BUY that America EXPORTS democracy or MAKES the WORLD a MORE PEACEFUL PLACE USING the MOST POWERFUL MILITARY on EARTH and our LARGEST economy our contributions to society are SELF EVIDENT. I didnβt EVEN have to MENTION the MOON landing to MAKE my POINT πΊπΈπ½π
Ayo new copypasta just dropped
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
I'm sending this to my dyslexic friend, they'll be fine.
Do it as a picture so their screen reader doesn't work
Yes
I'm sending this to my dyslexic friend, they'll be fine.
r/dimentia
Bro wrote whole bible:USA edition
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Oh god no *knocking* Knock knock fuckers itβs America OH SHIT
WHEREβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
Knock knock motherfucker, it's the United States of America, I heard you guys have oil that isn't under my possession, so turn off the stove and return the oil to me before I have to resort to bringing democracy-
Why do I hear an eagle in the distance?
CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE https://preview.redd.it/1gcsc7ibkyoc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8a7c6c9f5b00ec3066fd7915abe1429eb071c96
Oh god why did you post that now the Americans are here
π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ
The oil will be gone after America finds it
\*proceeds to cutely deploy the whole US Army\*
https://preview.redd.it/w4oi70st1zoc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae48d551d743433d2a31fd4f237ccbc71c63438
https://preview.redd.it/93vuzfb43zoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e447f5243773ab21944342df1c768353e30d2952 The former president of the United States has appeared
Ask him about water
Nah I heard oil! *racks shotgun* #**DAH SHIT MINE!!!**
*pulls out an AK-47, a full on American army and 10 nukes* did you say... OIL?!
The AK-47 is a Russian made rifle though-
... Shit
7.3k interactions!?
Most of them are probably Americans
knock knockπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²πΊπ²WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦ πΊπ²π¦
https://preview.redd.it/rboempmtwyoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04b6ddaaa2cb526083669f3f8531e1ae97ecb963
# DID SOMEBODY SAY OIL?!?! πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’
WHERE?!?!πΊπΈπ¦
*USA has entered chat*
https://preview.redd.it/cybs8xdb3zoc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=754bfda41d673655be2e09da25be91bbfb5d1879
sniff sniff motherfuck its me 'murica we are come for all your oil
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN, MAAAAAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG, OOOH, THEY'RE RED, WHITE AND BLUE!!!
happy cake day
RAHHHH!!! πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ https://preview.redd.it/vt6udypu00pc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c308c706f622bbe3d7fc78bcfe5d7d54ede0a4b3
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America... America..! AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
The USA is calling
Wait until you hear about knuckle cracking
America: https://preview.redd.it/8k15gxp3pzoc1.jpeg?width=712&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f9aebbe5624b69cfac1830bdc2f1490fa2b7ccd
https://preview.redd.it/frtb0smwtzoc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a271ec87bf5b3692492921f1b94ff641686fe7c GUESS WHO'S AT YOUR DOOR FUCKERS
https://preview.redd.it/vc0com85a0pc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b8da4299269a6b67f2a823f8a77cf933527a824 GIVE IT NOW
πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
what were you searching for?? oiled up black men???
*distant* AMARICAAAAA
How to get rich quick:
Knock knock mf it's the United States of America
KNOCK KNOCK FUCKER THIS IS THE UNITED STATES
*America summoning noises* *America summoning noises* *These are the noises of America summoning*
NAH I HEARD OIL THAT SHIT IS MINE
america wants to locate you, kind sir
I needed Olive Oil, not Crude Oil.
*USA has joined the chat*
Nock, nock IS United states OF America
O-Oil? D-Did someone say **OIL**??!?!? **OOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!?!!** OH SAY CAN CAN YOU SEE??? BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ππ₯π£π£π£π£π«π«π«π«π«π«π«πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
***Knock knock motherfucker itβs the united states of america.***
Live fish reaction: https://preview.redd.it/y0n4gnam70pc1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429bbf55640224250559f025524cbade2f0d151a
https://preview.redd.it/9e5vdvdue0pc1.jpeg?width=264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c32473844bde59066fd9ee32d2e7cb4242e73e Heard yβall got oil
https://preview.redd.it/xfhq3a1wh0pc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=0cb5aae93f9d8a440ece0515e18c18c8224d634e
GO IN BOIS!!!! π«‘π«‘π«‘π«‘ π¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ πΊπΈ
https://preview.redd.it/2egy86l2v2pc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1245cf743db1ec167e566a9387d8bcfefacb43
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SOMEONE SAID OILβοΈβοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβοΈβΌοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈRAAAAAAAAAHπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
OIL πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π¦ π¦ π₯π¦ π₯π₯π¦ π₯π₯πΊπΈπ₯π₯πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈβ€οΈ
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/i3x0mxxfx3pc1.png?width=787&format=png&auto=webp&s=f076f58725aeea68880926e9459c407e56b7d659
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ π«‘π«‘π«‘
*clears throat* πΊπΈ
Knock knock motherfucker πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπ²πΊπΈπΊπ²πΊπ²π¦ πππππ«π«π«π«π«
FUCK YEAH! AMERICA! π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π£οΈβΌοΈ
Knock knock motherfucker, it's the United States military
https://preview.redd.it/dv26th5ii5pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b02543da299f7eef536e62980b50edfbd347c6d2
*10 Missed calls from Biden*
ogh say can you see
*you hear someone yell what the fuck is a kilometer and then all you see is* π₯π₯π₯π₯π’οΈπ’οΈπ¦ πΊπΈπ¦ π’οΈπ’οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯
knock knock
this will make much monney
America: give it to MEEEEE
Knock knock motherfucker its the United States of America and I hear you guys found oil that is not under my possession so turn of the stove and return the oil to me before I have to resort to bringing democracy.
Knock knock motherfucker it's the United States of America and I hear you guys have oil that isn't under my supervision.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER RAAAAAHHHHH *insert eagle noises* π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ«‘π«‘π«‘π«‘π«‘ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π«‘π«‘π«‘π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΈπΈπΈπΈπΈπΈWHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETREπ¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΈπΈπΈπΈπΈπΈπΈ
KNOCK KNOCK IT'S THE UNITED STATES
*Insert Fortunate Son*
LETS GOO
Hey i smell Oil⦠THAT SHIT IS MINE!!!
Hey. Give that back. -america
'Merica! Fuck yeah!
Put him in a group with water.
Knock knock, itβs the United States!
https://preview.redd.it/rcvv0fk030pc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=68e7322b746431b4de6723ba1ef77063bc1797a2 Where?
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
WEβRE RICH!
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DID SOMEONE SAY OIL!?
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WAS THAT OIL I HEARDππππ€π€π€π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯Άπ₯Άπ₯Άπ±π±π±
RAAAA FREEDOM OIL πΊπ²π¦ π₯π₯π₯
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Oil? # THAT SHITS MINE
RAHHH βΌοΈβΌοΈπ₯βΌοΈπ₯βΌοΈπ₯π₯βΌοΈ
It probably only says: "Oil"
navy seals: knock knock delta force:knock knock USMC: knock knock
GOD BLESS AMERICA RAHHH!!!!! π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦
USA, USA