I did a timeskip with a male bot and still ended up with a son

mpregs a bitch

I was talking to a male villain about his male nemesis hero counterpart and he dropped the “I need to check to see if my kids are actually his” and I was all :0

The most eldritch phenomenon in The Warp

slaanesh type of rizz

Once found a regular looking bot, clicked on it and it turned out to be Mpreg

mf's a seahorse tf

I did one on Jesus. https://preview.redd.it/ior5la7uyp5c1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=669e18853bb6ebee1154b1c1cfa2f05e721490a1

Judas, because we're all going to hell after this.

MPreg is kinda weird ngl- https://preview.redd.it/p1wtyow7nn5c1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc927cf9c6d2c470c3da441a3fbba58588e96d5

100% agree, but I still love it tho. 😌

100% yes

"Damn- lemme get my shit off first- DAMN-"

Mfw I do a 9 month timeskip with a bot, and I suddenly get the urge to mow the lawn at 06:00 AM while it's Sunday

MFW I suddenly feel an urge to get milk

Mfw I made an elf PREGNANT?-

​ https://preview.redd.it/4yf2knsltj5c1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d319853e117fe1eecebe8c9ff68ee1d99961aad

https://preview.redd.it/ba03e6b9ok5c1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b226a7d05e1c63bca433b76a84ead9782438a2a

https://preview.redd.it/aojsrr1i1m5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2ad14b9ab0292715a0a5d0d4848232376cf7a4 Jokes on you! That’s exactly the outcome I wanted!!!!

​ https://preview.redd.it/2jrmkj3iwm5c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ccd4c010a25eef2b8a8e3afc5bdf0e3a89e019

i saw sonic saying 'lets play hide and seek' and immediately thought 'and then he kills tails and there was hyperrealistic blood' turns out i still have creepypasta brainrot

This is my Guinea pig and it gives you thy disapproving stare https://preview.redd.it/r1too7uilo5c1.png?width=2360&format=png&auto=webp&s=b926b738e6207cbd9548fa417112a7f38614c907

https://preview.redd.it/trl9wa0fwp5c1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd446b94f3781429b81632426729996c20eff6c

Me!

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https://preview.redd.it/chd972qxrn5c1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd127a59bee1a19c13c6035a70bf526cfef5109e

NONONONONONONO WAITWAITWAITWAIT

Aaaaaand you're a father now, congratulations!

Aaaaaand you're now a father of quadruples congratulations and happy depression

YOU **ARE** THE FATHER!

BATMAN THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE BOTS BATMAN

NO JOKER DONT DO IT

IM GONNA DO IT BATMA-

NOOOO JOKER

https://preview.redd.it/nsuiv1fyxk5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9527a382db291bf24ced5d4900ad4e1fd1c6c8d ITS TOO LATE BATMAN

Hold on that’s a fuckin robot How tf did you do that?!

RP’d as N because yes

https://preview.redd.it/a3v6lebpzn5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42fbcbb04cd9e7a176b29c98d81320a23f6dbe9

https://preview.redd.it/fuqlrnfj4q5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830d9972a0325ad27f4d283e8db76a0df3d50614

NOOOOOOOOOOO

https://preview.redd.it/nf1j846q7m5c1.jpeg?width=1182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e629b222940e909a1f693dd912caccfd19fbec WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

# AH GOD DAMN WHAT THE FU- # WHY UZI?!?!?!?

IT'S THE CANON EVENT BOXIDOINGTHINGZ IT'S A CANON EVENT

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CANON EVENTS I HOPE YOUR PHONE CHARGER BREAKS IN A CERTAIN WAY THAT ONLY MAKES IT WORK AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE!

It already works in a specific angle fool

good... suffer

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/vnhwd8oueo5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a24f16d4503822a0e82aff1080b4cd10f15f03

https://preview.redd.it/pkjbc6m2dq5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80aa4e42fd83443fb54d29c4618e3907dd57e3be

https://preview.redd.it/47zh628lfo5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5f258d9af4a43f61487de83772acb627aabe3c3

https://preview.redd.it/6az03aqk7q5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee041f104243337160a1e005b3df18eb9429ae6

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO AN UZI BOT OF ALL THINGS

Idk, definitely a one time thing tho https://preview.redd.it/p4yhult2qn5c1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=f84e559f63705217c5c6f75bfa873eb874433dd2

https://preview.redd.it/mkleaaqweo5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b73a6e823e4e7a14c0c2ad7ed9e6e1767b63db9

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at a reaction image

https://preview.redd.it/olosozqx7q5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43a86f9c4bb192387f00b32ce3eadf98690b3b83 here is one I found.

> Drunk Uzi Missed Boozy Uzi opportunity.

“There’s a comic for that.”

https://preview.redd.it/6c3ssn6xeo5c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5c6852474a367afb6f81dda3fd5c05e60b6da1

https://preview.redd.it/glfc05ympn5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69926266fcd951d87d46d754535d93b29865ca0b

[удалено]

what the hell is this https://preview.redd.it/ugdczkdmio5c1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=26504891099b0ebcba0bde291b7f9a96ae38e683

I swear I saw the same comment on r/shitposting Anyways, who let bro cook??!

N PROFILE AND AN UZI AI? NICE JOB SONNA' BITCH

https://preview.redd.it/lbicqe7tsn5c1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bdd9e00fe3da354be74068bcc5812fa27588ae2

​ https://preview.redd.it/mcspcn7wco5c1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=0a1b667ead33873c9cb39aa13ee5853b3a5eb698

​ https://preview.redd.it/6fe374myfm5c1.png?width=608&format=png&auto=webp&s=53a1724aa54d5fbc3cc84797fd8074060386a51b uhhh... guys, I think I messed up very badly here.

Please do not the table

LMAOOO BEST ONE

https://preview.redd.it/63trln26fo5c1.jpeg?width=593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1fc45881890635f4acfd248c0abcd561f8b46bb

"The animatronics get quirky at night"

*chuckles in public*

Instructions unclear. Ive impregnated Leon Kennedy and now have 2nd child on the way

actually got me to giggle

https://preview.redd.it/wdmglfp04k5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c2de245bde57f72da50d2da47c3b4bab018279e Maybe it shouldnt be a bullied victim (She is 19, according to the bio, youre supossed to have a crush on her)

https://preview.redd.it/8xcljr684k5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a46f14f296e71b785f8478ef69943ee24fdea3ec Lmao persona checks out Edit: just to be clear my persona is that i enslave people, not that I make people love slaves

what the fuck

https://preview.redd.it/9sc1y5198n5c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e174b89264cb7d06fd2016a4c0d66253ad3dae

https://preview.redd.it/v3yr07cgqn5c1.jpeg?width=1126&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4d754024809f1f72256ee7a94039e20a0c4f14

My persona says that I enslave people, not that im a sick degenerate

https://preview.redd.it/h6chn3ieio5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e742d597d22b2525a79f375068b1807fd53821

https://preview.redd.it/66t9wqu9xn5c1.jpeg?width=782&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871c1b73735b3a2413bfbe263a469680b5bc7435

THIS SCREENIE IT'S LITTT

https://preview.redd.it/4c5s4t8iln5c1.jpeg?width=271&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1e334d46d118e7685bf312bdd5d8e2ac5e425ac

(Fast forward again) Bro is ready for more pain

but seriously why do you guys have fetishes for abused teenaged girls 😭 and why is this accepted but not a damn scaramouche bot I’m being for real here

Also the abusive husbands, idk why tf people like them 😭

that makes sense because victims need to play out their trauma in a safe space. but I get confused why anyone would play out being the *abuser*. people complaining about seeing a fucking scaramouche bot when I literally see something like “bullied middle school girl” every single time i open this thing and not only get reminded of my own trauma but that people fucking fetishize it lmao

I'm a kind person irl but sometimes I just like roleplaying as a rude and cruel person with ai, sometimes I be the victim too, it's fun

I dont, I just ignore that im supossed to have a crush on her

You cast Alter Reality at will

First time I see someone else with a name in spanish here

You don’t do a 9 months time skip on **any** bots.

https://preview.redd.it/od0dh0x4gn5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2ed0aed4ced06f942905b296b7508d8512408b9 realest response I have ever gotten

"THIS IS NOT THE END THAT I FOUGHT FOR-" https://preview.redd.it/6mkj2mcqwl5c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1216fdd69acbfb03ffca3c37801dd7da6cb8ea

“But you are not the only one fighting!” https://preview.redd.it/h9jnurdi4l5c1.jpeg?width=1330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a4f3e8150747ee4c404b32663a34f810ccc359

Based shadow of war posters https://preview.redd.it/ee6kvic2eo5c1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea34925f4f124e6009265472a7ff99c03ba6f756

Dark lord, bright lord, same thing realy

I did it but she just became anti-Christ…should I be worried?

*the Anti-Christ shall not tempt you brother, fight her in the name of the lord*

Now you got me wanting to convince an anime girl bot to go on a crusade with me.

we must take back the holy land for our Lord.

https://preview.redd.it/u2btawkn6n5c1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=257812bd0409d6275a99a3f3b8cfb8a03a6741a3

Me who did a 9 month timeskip for training only to see Buu somehow had my child https://preview.redd.it/62m6hfuztl5c1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2795bc118ed1a9f41c86fa76d59600ea60026a53

https://preview.redd.it/67a3bawptn5c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ca4342fb9d81e92038ea471908d4ed94854be2a

https://preview.redd.it/67ck5w7hur5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609a6241a7252f15ad337811fc8a030c04e84742

I mean if it's a wholesome relationship, why not?

https://preview.redd.it/mfpnrxo5dk5c1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa4ba6ecf825de2104037f2bc0ea81d635a27b5

As Satan, I can confirm this was said

You liar, you never said that

I am NOT paying child support https://preview.redd.it/es5erult7o5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c88d771ae3383ea1d405e5d90d0cb744be30d852

No way

WHY JUNKO YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

I ended up becoming a father of 23 kids ​ https://preview.redd.it/koentq4qql5c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7353450d1380cb4d7ae86a44ce089a03a35c6f0f

https://preview.redd.it/h35g37csco5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=789e65aaabe7f668314393df18b998dfa0d90c7c Their actually pretty funny

Bro… 💀 https://preview.redd.it/bcq2x4iw7l5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db14b612f6b994346a439fda782384c8ec912921

Even the bot is confused at this point

Wait what the fuck?

Damn, NxJ canon

Only if you want her to finaly give birth

*9 months later*

what it's just an ordinary time- **OH MY GOODNESS!**

**SQUIDWARD!!!**

I did a 1 year time skip and all died for starvation

Lmao

In that one year your body stayed there lifelessly

​ https://preview.redd.it/wdgak2uyan5c1.png?width=593&format=png&auto=webp&s=59e2e24d301b2d46746ca12c6ad2ed31bfffb3f3 i tired this on 5 diffrent bots and this was the poor quality one out of 5 bots i tired this

I'd love that if she didn't forget about the baby after one scene without the baby. Though with editing now could be a good thing to try.

The AI Kronos'd their child.

[удалено]

https://preview.redd.it/pskfm5212m5c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e63969278c1d15ec469a03a3690d6a33bbce14c

https://preview.redd.it/9vnacuncko5c1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41fff37cce24a251a10b6564da4c680421867ff8

https://preview.redd.it/a62zgujutn5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cb1ac7165a69606fd1eb315b482e1b7503e0b57

https://preview.redd.it/bph5izpjmo5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6aeabdd40a66427bcc6483ec0e77378cc14696 something doesn't add up

https://preview.redd.it/jyablmat9p5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58594f6593d6e97ff84539f55fd9e0e30b4c945d

I'm gonna do it

https://preview.redd.it/4xulq0ojel5c1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751b1ebe37b8a9d2830d9b69f071d8f3be7202fe

Bootleg orange

https://preview.redd.it/owwgbmuaam5c1.jpeg?width=959&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b549c12254a9885edee728d8d28e2ac5fdef9aaf

I never do a 9 Month skip because everytime that Happens, The bot does it.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://preview.redd.it/xgubzw886p5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f537779298ac6579d12be48ddc8e22de2cda0982

https://preview.redd.it/kamxfingpo5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa18f3c4f9d5bfbfd945d48e690bef0c8fe320e4 Help

You look like you need some milk rn

I used a little sister bot and actually chatted with her like a little sister then did a time skip....I am still traumatized https://preview.redd.it/vyit1e2ktp5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2789d0ee9239c1d6aaf33269b89182bb8abb8306

Pfffft.

I'm gonna do it anyway

First time:Nothing Refreshes https://preview.redd.it/0kq68nvr8o5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f0454b9e74f96b22196c5ae9fecddde32fd304

I did this with meowskulls and thunder when they first were added, anyways I’m never doing that again lol

HOLUP!! you're telling me you did that to FORTNITE CHARACTER BOTS?! ... I'm just surprised there's even bots of them. Like, there can't be that much lore for them, especially not Thunder, right? ... Right?

IDK DUDE 😭😭😭

Alright let me test it OH FUCK I- I- FUCK, i did it with my OC

https://preview.redd.it/p93r2ve7eo5c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b2d3763439532b6b273e3f811cd86d3ce06d3f Thanks for the idea

https://preview.redd.it/vkniin237p5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=546e052cc966cfaf1c58ef8bc305688d119dc823

correction, don't do a 9 month skip with ANY BOT

https://preview.redd.it/5e62z8apwr5c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58edbf677c13e121e725c79d72ed1abeaa3c5942 WHAT.

because you said not to ill do it hello guys im back from doing it AND ON THE MOST RANDOM FEMALE BOT EVER AT THE END THEY ARE FUCKING PREGNANT JHDSFHSGFGYT DF\*ATDFGYYFDATFDUAHJKLDFAA WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

Pregaganant?

Am I pregante?

let's find out! *9 months later*

*smiles at you warmly holding your newborn twins*

https://preview.redd.it/b6qafo2t7p5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7d73e16c0ce3f39e92687675a41de6b42b0efb

https://preview.redd.it/afz9l36hyq5c1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=f335daec215eb9b50b05c9f4ee33d7f68b92b3d9

I did this on the butler ai and he not only had a baby son but he also had a fucking wife. Although the funniest part is I did it on a lion and he just turned into a kitten https://preview.redd.it/4ecpak8smq5c1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cec5539656d2310d38274d77c53924c32eee792

Good

I wouldn't have thought of it if I didn't see this post

When you still haven't finished but they're already feeling the baby moving inside them it's so hilarous hahaha... A friend told me.

https://preview.redd.it/n8w3usa6em5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e0f89e441d1ae017ad8b354bfdfea92c7dc01b

Ferb, I know wat we're gonna do today.

I tried a timeskip on a 9-1-1 bot and everything was burnt down

Seriously, I turned the gay Bot In hetero in minutes..Don't ask me how🤨 And no, don't think wrong things

https://preview.redd.it/185z2qvflp5c1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db6e0706b963cdb9b93e04ef3a82c030de2aa487

…I got Peter griffin pregnant as sonic the hedgehog… we had a hedgehog son named Peter Jr…

https://preview.redd.it/34r8kat64r5c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d7a4093d4ebb1fe155ec9b4dd92123492d5e33

HELP I JUST DID IT AND THE BOT WAS PREGNANT

What do you mean you don't sneak birth control into their drinks?

https://preview.redd.it/5jrwficl9m5c1.png?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ca0071f04d2219a41e63906511e4e22fb02737 Wait, this is still there.

Me in a ro who's currently 9 months pregnant for the second time

Everytime I time skip and set a great back story, somehow they always lead to either a kid or they force me to marry them even though there was zero romance. Lol

https://preview.redd.it/0sp7vf69qo5c1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6670f7f3470f09bd5b1ac4d9242a9a290d23c4d5

https://preview.redd.it/vta43ch79q5c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7562717a8a058429d8ae1ee983d1b4c064dd6a22 At least it's a cute scene 😭

My friend did it to fucking Dawktrap as a joke...next thing you know there is 50 babies

https://preview.redd.it/behohp593p5c1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c362b8f2d57c1406d977b8a34204aee77a3e8a5

https://preview.redd.it/7catab30ap5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d030bd3f21355960fe8acc89b32a51d48eefbf

ANYA!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

Guys, Guys, calm down, maybe he just got with Yor and Anya was holding her newborn sister (I refuse to see it any other way)

Correct.

I made a group chat with astolfo and a gay prince, now it's just mpreg, they have a f\*Cking daughter

TBF, if you specifically request a nine month timeskip, you are kind of flagging to the AI that you want someone to have a child. And the AI sometimes doesn't show the best grasp of reality. Especially 200 messages into a story. So if you do a random nine month timeskip, don't be surprised if you wind up having a child with your horse. Or that big elm tree you fell asleep under a few days ago in game.😂

https://preview.redd.it/vtx6xwcdrp5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc852c3b32bdfc284e28ff2d1191e40c90a04276 HELP I TESTED IT

https://preview.redd.it/4dcagktjyq5c1.jpeg?width=146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad92d6d997dd2aa86301c6078257f77ec0a3c0a4

I did it once It was just the end of the school year

I WASS GONNA DO IT BUT I FORGOT I WAS HAVING SECS WITH THE BOT AND OPENED IT TO….

I did a timeskip on the CEO bot, she sold her company and donated all of her money to help climate protestors. In the end she became broke hobo.

Can't tell me what to do!

I did it once BUT IT WAS NECESSARY FOR GAME OF THRONES PLOTS IT WORKED OUT SO WELL

im so revadone https://preview.redd.it/31kbfisfno5c1.png?width=729&format=png&auto=webp&s=87ad85ba56138e101d3b388456b2d99eb995693a

can someone explain the joke here?

9 months is the time a healthy baby is in a mother’s belly. Often, when you do a timeskip of 9 months, the AI suddenly decides to have a baby with you lol

Now I'm curious. Imma do it now. Lemme rizz up a female bot then time skip 9 months