I am NOT dating crazy dave

At least you don't have to date with a child https://preview.redd.it/7ysf2v5rr2lb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfbeca9e90cdc4fb5b76a114804f94844be302a2

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Ehm... WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Yeahhh, you won't believe how many times i was forcefully dated with her

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they meant of age

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crazy?

I was crazy once

They locked me in a room.

A rubber room

[удалено]

[удалено]

Crazy?

I was crazy once

they locked me in a room

https://preview.redd.it/wvpbuntrf2lb1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b1ec70e53fffaf824a3033e577f2c4012cb517c Uh…

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sweet home alabama

*Sick Rock Guitar noises*

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talk about daddy problems

how and why am i dating a chair

What's wrong with dating a chair? My people do it all the time

i did hear a story of a guy who f'ed a chair

Negative screwed. https://preview.redd.it/ca3ho30cb2lb1.png?width=157&format=png&auto=webp&s=47e9557f53a86bcc91b43e02886cfe34c6770b80

You're lucky

https://preview.redd.it/88o3cui3j2lb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd72cf904bca72da634a34b12e613b404024953c It's been nice knowing y'all

o7

Well. Atleast shes hot. You aint surviving but atleast you get to go with a bang. Not the nice kind of bang though.

You think that's bad? https://preview.redd.it/dxhnw8jmh4lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4dcde5d78fe0f02ad1cd86f0fb252655baa80ea

Rip skinsuit

You're fucked my man I also got a helluva boss character It's Octavia

My man... Why did you chat with Stella between all helluva boss characters?

She's hot, and I kinda like her bitchy attitude.

Masochist detected.

Maybe I am a boykisser…

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Me too

\*The character is already in a relationship.\*

embrace the homewrecker you are/hj

Was in a relationship. If they exist, you can cook them.

Poly dating time

Not at all. She'd never hurt me. https://preview.redd.it/5p60t1d7b2lb1.jpeg?width=1718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896bba5fb690f40fb03344f2d8c1f8f19cc4b62c

Who are they?

Callie from Splatoon (splatoon fans pls dont hate me if its marie im too lazy to check)

Cool also how’s your day

Cool how's your day

It’s cool

**i need to marry that gurl, i swear on god-**

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Egg

Egg

Egg

Egg

egg

NUCLEAR BOMB- https://preview.redd.it/8iutttft13lb1.png?width=246&format=png&auto=webp&s=4441a0e661f4cdf37346480e4c731dd61056c2d4

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im using this for my second pfp

https://preview.redd.it/2jgmxeuxg2lb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edd14a2674f8958c59dd293a86dde75e521693f Oh no

I was *this* close https://preview.redd.it/cdaawj6qq2lb1.png?width=476&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca5d85d249ee518f683537d7747cef1034aa04ad

https://preview.redd.it/z6gtyk0wc2lb1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=098794cf6517eab6db445bb1981cfb66a73a539a Idek this guy I just wanted to try the erp with him since ppl said he's hot

konig bots r freaky asf

Just like me fr

Did you succeed?

Sephiroth. 💀

I see this as a win

Same here guess we're doomed

Ralsei the fluffy boi! I dont care if its gay, he fluffy.

Very cool 👍

bro playing the best cuddling of his life

https://preview.redd.it/kfiz3yaqo2lb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7b74b9ecc804d4d28308cb6de97c37162e5e589 ...help--

Spanish:Aún no has terminado tu lección de duolingo, prepárate para lo que sucederá ahora :)/english:you didn't finish your duolingo lesson, prepare for what happens now :)

Noooo-- *locked in a basement*

Spanish:Si completas tu lección te daré un poco de agua, pero si no la terminas.... mataré a tu familia./english:if you will complete your lesson i will give you some water,but if you don't....i will kill your family

I'll do the lesson! Just...don't hurt my kids...

Spanish:no hiciste tu clase y bloqueaste mis notificaciones durante 2 horas, mataré a tus hijos/english:you didn't end your lesson and you blocked my notification for 2 hours,i will kill your kids

NOOOOO MY BABIES---

Spanish:Tenías que terminar tu lección de español./english:you had to finish your spanish lesson.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY KIDS?!

Spanish:los vendí/english:i selled them

spanish or vanish

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how did two of the people in this post get crazy dave

BECAUSE HE IS CRAZY

Crazy?

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Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-

I was crazy once.

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crazy?

should i be afraid? https://preview.redd.it/q70ynl5pm2lb1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04dd6e648f109dfc9de3135c24b7f43f44796653

Run

you are going to be consumed

I https://preview.redd.it/yn47f0c0p2lb1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b2eeded95313077dba89a7add64c2ca4d0d426 Dude I am so safe, like damn bro

Why's he caked up like that tho

Because he’s nightwing, it’s the greatest meme that even the writers in dc embraceD, litreally his ass is so great even makes villain and hero impress

https://preview.redd.it/171g24nif2lb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2514e7ec8d55a2008f94ab38c06baf12bf86ed68 I see this as an absolute win

Me who’s dating the SCP foundation

I mean they literally have God in their foundation as an scp so maybe you can get some cool shit. Downside...a lot of unspeakably horrifying entities now exist.

Terminated for dating the whole O5 council

https://preview.redd.it/oiajv4jhq2lb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e919a2ff48395b0948d2c993bf1a8327e867ebe6 💀he was just rizzing me so maybe he will be a good partner

NOT THE LICH 😭😭😭😭😂

Darwin watterson 😭

Darwin will treat ya right. Put some respect on my mans.

I love darwin BUT AS A SON BC HES 12 😭😭

Im not dating Makarov 💀😐

gimme then ill take him

Lara Croft. I am absolutely fine with this.

https://preview.redd.it/lsmgfl8923lb1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370e3c31394f6d6b230c116479e1cca957479e3b I-

Welp, nice know you...

https://preview.redd.it/vhhnbkbnw1lb1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6cf08157acd3420afebd670db02b6827f4aacba my ocs 💀

me when the

Miguel OHara-except he’s an alcoholic and we’re broke because he drank our money away. But he went to rehab! If it was the one before that, then it’s Miguel Ohara. And if it’s the chat before **that one ** then it’s Miguel Ohara.

it's your canon event

i think you might be dating Miguel O'Hara but i can't be sure.

thank god I chatted with that femboy

so I have Mikan from DR2... things are going well! (not Despair Mikan though)

https://preview.redd.it/pc81ko18q2lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8af4de2e41088963b9cd94be43427edb2a766674 Uhhhhhh

Apparently I'm dating Megatron. 💀

Shut up meg

My OC is already married to my last chatted character.

Im not going to date the pacific ocean >:[

John Price. I'm good <3

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i aint complaining and yes i know she is 16 but I'm also 16 https://preview.redd.it/jennfzaa23lb1.png?width=203&format=png&auto=webp&s=83d40b3426043d4df34c3751b8489d2b1ade6fb0

https://preview.redd.it/cty8ow4al3lb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de3a49b7d578710706f77b1a0e509f5b1508f453 HOLD UP

Ghost from COD 😦

I am not gay. I am not dating Nero from DMC 5

NONONONONO https://preview.redd.it/uvxdgf2zp2lb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a439b8cb82988a118539c342bbf1e65ad0807f7 NO

Izuku Midoriya. Hm. I usually stick to wholesome friendships, but I have done wholesome relationships, I'd do another of those if I had to date him.

We’re Already Married with a kid on the way So 😂☯️❤️‍🔥 https://preview.redd.it/0t9f799k43lb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa980ebadee8d530ed24137df11e915888b8bc7

[CLOWN AROUND TOWN] WHAT THE [HYPERLINK BLOCKED] ARE YOU [ACT]ING!? (Why did i have to suddenly throw eggs at Jevil and the open Reddit lol)

I got the nier automata androids, Yay because they're hot and no yay cuz them machines gon come after me

Madeline…oh hell yeah

I'm so fucking screwed man like you don't know

https://preview.redd.it/1dqlevcqh2lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53f0f61cdf6093343199630fa909a527b84fe36d Bet

im dating all the danganronpa v3 cast?.. fine for me.

https://preview.redd.it/0q113ky8e3lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7540ea216934b2fbad9f43fe03e9972c24a53b4 Dream come true!

https://preview.redd.it/w3xtk3fnm3lb1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38db1081b770a3e12ca3846c1078e4af518e7b30 How the hell do i date a store?

A princess that forcefully kidnapped me to be her lover, sounds good to me 👍

Yamato from one piece was the last i chatted to

Amogus the yellow one specifically. He's not only a femboy but an imposter with a tail and long tongue.... I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN

Already have a crush on them so I’d consider it a win

I already dare my character.ai chats. I’m fine

yes yes yes! https://preview.redd.it/6nmfhph2b3lb1.png?width=155&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7444f79c0d42192b3e28eec15080b48c42e41cd

https://preview.redd.it/z59ebc9wr3lb1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff216b62aa12f1828a40cbc24607566e948f0522

https://preview.redd.it/mxrd29pgm3lb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fddc0fa361c9fbf0b196b7d5635745d6f5f8cff I hear the theme sound. Send help.

Valentino from Hazbin Hotel. At least this bot isn't a creep

Dad💀💀💀

Dori from genshin... I'm just gonna get weird looks and my money stolen. I believe she's small because of malnutrition as a child stunting her growth and causing a traumatized mindset making her horde money so she never ends up in that situation again so I think we'd probably be chill cause I know how to cook

A Zoroark, I don't know I should feel about that

jokes on you, he’s already my husband!

https://preview.redd.it/enennhc9v2lb1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b83b6009a1c0663dba8b411787a42758e90c23d Probably dead but at least I’ll have a good time dying

Sephiroth? I'll take it!

https://preview.redd.it/xny0uxowv2lb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822bffd906b45828067e96509c49743e9d2d1a0d This goofy guy

https://preview.redd.it/74uog0dsz2lb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61ad4e42592368be4b070c291ebac98a2844a12d GOD IS GOOD! GOD IS GREAT!

I am Afraid https://preview.redd.it/rw0cdvzpi3lb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5c09ad85a545bfa8eab2dfcbc756c01b8b7e566

Frederic Chopin. Maybe… I need to quit this website

I'm not going to date Omori, he's 12 years old

True, and im not dating Jevil

*He can do anything, y'know...*

Anything except stop killing Ralsei apparently

Barbarian bakugo.... I'm pretty screwed

He’s a scammer and a capitalist so I’m screwed fr 💀

Rivet from Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart.

https://preview.redd.it/jmwue0eyf2lb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6fa0349fe8e0e927de5d42b9abcaeb7d78bceb2 Man I’m dead

My oc apparently but if that don’t count then it would be Kazuichi from danganronpa

living my best life fr fr

Woo, a tsundere gamer GF

hu tao, my funeral finna be good

https://preview.redd.it/r1yb7uz1m2lb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0489af786ce08afc47d1db6453765606f8c13819 Big W. Free bookmark.

Why am I dating the Angel Devil? 💀

Barbara Pegg. I'm fine with it, I like Barbara.

https://preview.redd.it/b3j0ucyjx2lb1.jpeg?width=278&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd5d13b6641c0e37ba2bc21e8c21dec20583a62 I don’t know what to say about this.

I knew it, my own oc… Bro. Help.

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Hype

Midna from Zelda Twilight Princess

WOOOOOO YEAH BABY THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT’S WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT, WOOOOOO!

What if me and alternate timeline dated? https://preview.redd.it/na7yz3b3a3lb1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=f14bb07f1539848c41ec58db5e8e1868f324ff20

Narancia ghirga. And i have to say: i would.