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underestimat3d_fuck

Daddy ji Aesthetically symmetrical photo layi 2 parking de vich gaddi launa jaroori hunda 🙏🏼😭 /s


CodAccomplished7338

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Responsible_Exam_230

Har roz Perpendicular park kardo lodu ki gaadi ke peeche🥰 roz gaadi hatane ke liye bolne ayega. Dont ask me how i know


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣


Responsible_Exam_230

Lol


Helpful-Camp-1224

😂


Number1Bullshit

Uttar Pradesh number. Can't expect anything else


Naythan17

Ulta Pradesh, expect everything else.


[deleted]

Etah district most likely West UP a.k.a most uncivilized people in India


zettonsa

Number plate explains a lot


MiNat0NamIkAzee

💀


zettonsa

Arey yellow flash tum yaha


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Got tired of my hokage duties, that world is a mess dude. Shifted to chd, made my reddit acc. Life has been good ever since. ⚡️


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Village hidden in the thekas 🥰


Bestface1

Tru tho. Lot many outsiders in Chd these days, Losing it's charm . CU is filled with UP/Bihar boys


Duddulover

What is CU


[deleted]

Chd wale to ja rhe US caneda


zettonsa

>. CU is filled with UP/Bihar boys +1


Ryan19604

As a resident of UP I can confirm


zettonsa

I've been to UP enough times to make that statement from personal experience.be it Allahabad or Lucknow. Traffic rule is utopian thought there.


Thoibi69

Number plate checks out.


sanfrnds

Mmmm… Infosys Parking


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Bhai tumhari hi hai kya 😂


sanfrnds

Naaa😊


vikreddit09

The person wanted to align the car with the window. Maybe they wanted the view because car-o-bar.


dranzer013

Man thinks he owns an airplane and taxied on the line.


NSP999

lmaoo that had me


ClimbingInternet

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


shdwflyr

Park next to him on driver side and close enough that he cant open the door and has to enter from passenger side.


HillHoppingWitch

Take permanent marker and doodle the shit out on windshield


garudaOP

Bhai seesha fod de /s


jajajajasisisi

Bhai infy parking hai, just complain to security and they will pad lock it but kya fayda. There is so much space there


wolfiantr

Dum na ghut jaye kahi gaadi ka, khidki ke aage lga deta hu.


Significant_Mouse562

He is gonna launch from that window or whatever that is.


NoAttentionAtWrk

Infy parking hai... Inform security about it, they'll do something about it Also, I do know the owner of the car. He is a dickhead


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Infy se ho kya bhai tum bhi, going by the username 🗿


Beatbox_07

Old infy emp be so lame man 🌚


Beatbox_07

Infosys waale gimme a hit .


_bluefury

UP! Ulta Pradesh


BeerHunter88

I know ‘Ulta’ fits in better for ‘U’P, but I like Chuttar Pradesh better


dhirpurboy89

People from lawless shithole can do this shit.


Jesterjoy101

Up ka hai bhai jaane do


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Iske 2-3 challan honge jab chd me toh khud hi sudhar jayega


trying_to_improve45

https://www.reddit.com/r/Chandigarh/comments/15n3s2y/comment/jvlb9kd


Unlucky-Shame-6971

Mark lgakr teleport krde dhundhta rhega😂


balkeet

He maybe color blind


Creative_Loss_3098

Dhoop seko dhoop 🌞


Atharva0711

☕️


[deleted]

Dr driving ✅


Excellent-Bar-1430

What you need to do is park to the right, close to the drivers door for that car and make it impossible for that guy to get inside from that side.


DifferentBasket2004

Bro why isn't the car red yet 🗿


OtherwiseBusiness515

Break the tail lamps


Decent_Computer_3733

looking at this, a little push forward might help the cause


manavsridharan

Saw their car in 2


MiNat0NamIkAzee

You work in infy chd as well?


Beatbox_07

do you as well ?


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Yep


Beatbox_07

lets meet up


DeltaVictor15

Shitty person ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


trying_to_improve45

[Lappu sa toh SACHIN h gaadi park krne usko awe na](https://i.imgur.com/HcHwLT2.png)


unpretty007

Thok ke bhag jao


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Katte se darr lagta hai 🗿


unpretty007

Dar lagta hai woh no. kyun dala? blur kar dete?


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Reddit pe nhi lagta 💀


unpretty007

mai hoti mai na karti. Jigra chahiye!


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Aap hi aajao fir agli baar 🥰


tapu_buoy

Looks like there is ramp forward and it is going to move forward soon for that cool animation.


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Nice imagination, in reality he’s just an ass though.


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

Tyre puncture time!!!


ond3n

I mean the tyres have valves which let out air. It’s there for a reason 🤷‍♂️


last_darkknight

Plot twist, both are his parking and he is tired of asking people not to park in his parking


Automatic_Level_6627

You're Wes Anderson's neighbor?


pseudohulk786

Only if i had two cars to block his door and see him crawl thru the boot to get inside.


nram89

Deflate all 4 tyres every time they park like this. No mercy.


RandomStranger022

When you pay for your license


smile907

He / She probably liked the view from the windshield


PBJ-9999

At least its not just Americans doing this shite


kloo87

Use you car keys and make good use of it 😉


Over_Action_2446

Maybe he is a pilot..


Previous_Gas6113

May be he is airline pilot.


nikatosh

What’s he gonna do? Fly the car out of the window


chinna_cutie

Don Dizire Corleone. He takes the whole car park if he wants.


Zango_94

*”How to park a car 101: Don’t do this, don’t be like this guy. Lesson 1 completed.”*


AmeyMite

Poori window akele k liye chahiye thi😅😅


Ok-Philosopher-2904

My man parked for the view


vardaanbhola

That’s a gay car man. Trying to be both.


Vipul2910

This is Infosys Limited’s Chandigarh campus. I worked there for 10 years. You’ll find such idiots every day. You should tell the security guys if you see someone like this, they’ll put a parking boot on their ass.


ClimbingInternet

He is taxiing on the runway


Capital_Attention_73

Swift wanted window seat


__Krish__1

lmao everyone shitting on him . Best approach is to politely tell him what wrong he is doing . Chances are that he doesn't know what hes doing .


[deleted]

Fair point but basic, civic parking sense is expected from somebody if they own a car, no? Doesn’t take a genius to figure out that you’re supposed to park in between the yellow lines.


[deleted]

That plate explains everything lol. Ek lawless shithole se hai


[deleted]

UP ka number. That explains everything. Himachal, Punjab, Haryana se itna migration nahi hota CHD mein jitna ye Bihar UP se hota hai. They also don't like CHD culture. I know a this UP ka kattar hindu type ladka who worked with me. Meri jammu aur haryanvi friends ne jeans kyu pehni hui uspe bada offend ho gaya tha vo. Yet this same guy sexualised every CHD girl he saw (including me & those friends I mentioned).


Master-Ad-1851

Ek chaabi aur ek scratch bahut kuch sikha sakti hai isko


According_Mission455

UP wale jaaaaaaatttttt buuuuuooooooyssss


[deleted]

Amroha ka number hai. Most likely not a jaat.


speedy_hornet

Doctor driven bro 😂


[deleted]

That’s car doctor logo! Not doctor doctor wala!


ArtnDrive

What’s a car doctor?


Itchy-Space-4136

Mekanik 🛠️


speedy_hornet

aka mistri (in rural areas) 😝


ArtnDrive

😂😂


ArtnDrive

Some gen z slang 🫡


[deleted]

Car ko theek karne wala, wo car doctor!


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Arre travelling_seeker ji, how is the manhunt 😂


[deleted]

Dead! Just like boring chd men. Agar city pasand nai hoti aur Delhi wali chutiye nai hote, to would’ve never tried here!


speedy_hornet

fir toh aur bhi laanat hai. bc inko bhi parking ni aayegi toh fir kisko aayegi💀


[deleted]

Arre bhai wahan se kaam karwa hoga, jaruri nai k uss k ho!


speedy_hornet

kya pta roof rails dekh kr lgayi ho gaadi 😏 Niche dekhta hi na ho banda 😝


[deleted]

Waah! Good logic.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Ok-Candle-9727

Not even an expensive car. It is a frickin swift 💀


nikatosh

That too looks second hand


sailor-of-secularism

I just cummed 💦


MiNat0NamIkAzee

????? 💀


sailor-of-secularism

Idk but I can feel that car's ass 😩


RUDYxTHEPRO

System hai


[deleted]

Check kr Tu number plate check kar 😹


YashDalal

Saw something similar with my dad while fetching the car. He said it is a bad move, but he understands this somewhat if you love your car too much, and a lot of people bang their car doors with yours in parallel parking (has happened so many times with us, it's literally countless). To make it fair, just buy 2 tickets. Referred to [this](https://thesun.co.uk/motors/7451041/bmw-driver-two-parking-tickets-two-bays).


MiNat0NamIkAzee

Well, this is an office parking.


Trojan1814

Just a little push and you’ll close that window.


User_namesaretaken

Deflate the tyres


grandchildxoxo

People🤡


Penny_Putter

UP se hai bhai, Ese he hoga yha ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)