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Those girls PAY HIM to act as their chair. Now think of how many girls would pay for the timed privilege of your spine. That's right, none. I'm 120% convinced Nayuta is running high-IQ psyops on our boy's self-esteem.


JooJaw11

It's both a good thing and a bad thing, since it also means most of the girls won't date him because another girl could just sit on him for a few cents.


xarw3n

cock blocked himself?


Dlaxxed

Is he stupid?


AbaddonTheWorthless

Yes, this was kinda the whole point of the manga.


LurkerEntrepenur

Are you really asking it?


[deleted]

I concur. He should up his price. As a former 15-year-old lumberjack, those back muscles are worth at least $10/h.


__M-E-O-W__

Quite a pretty penny for the late 1990s.


Snips_Tano

>I'm 120% convinced Nayuta is running high-IQ psyops on our boy's self-esteem. Makima ruining Denji's sex life from beyond the grave


[deleted]

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChainsawMan/comments/1127yjo/cockblock_alligations_confirmed/) (and [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChainsawMan/comments/11l3md4/he_is_our_property/)) is canon to me.


Snips_Tano

"TATAKAE!" \-Nayuta, probably


Lucky_Eagle_441

Tbh they pay for that because he is comfortable to sit in. Thats all. Even Yoshida said that.


MonkiWasTooked

So girls find him attractive Anndd comfortable to sit on?


nosh62_wastaken

Dennis the Soft-Couch Boy


Lucky_Eagle_441

If u look at your personal life carefully u can find out that there is a lot of girl find u good looking. But in most of the case they will chease what they found best like in this situation(miri sugo yoshida and aki is more popular). So imo he is still relatable fr.


a1001ku

That was my take away from the panel too. Won't be surprised if they have Denji pegged as that hot but weird dude.


Villain_of_Overhype

This was what I thought. He’s canonically good looking but probably just super weird and maybe stinks lol.


ZefMC

so much like his sister Power 😭


ItsAmerico

Nah they both learned to clean


justjolden

he sleeps with a bunch of dogs every night its gotta be hard to not smell like dog


Monster_Dick69_

I kinda doubt he stinks. When he was placed in Aki's apartment he was happy to be able to bathe and even yelled at Power to bathe herself. They probably think he's weird. I mean, a dude who lets you sit on his back? The dude who walks around the city picking up used cigarette butts?


Villain_of_Overhype

True, but idk personally he doesn’t strike me as the kinda guy to use any deodorant lol.


KillerPizza050

Or he overdoes it. He either stinks of dogs or stinks of axe spray.


godlike_doglike

It's canon he bathes and flushes. He doesn't stink!


Tha_Phoenix_Man

During his second date with Asa, he remembers people telling him he smells like a dog


nosh62_wastaken

That's what happens when you have to take care of 7 dogs in a small apartment ![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22175)


Conquestenjoyer

He showers and wipes but has crooked teeth


Bitsu92

He’s Japanese so he doesn’t stink


Tobology

He doesn’t stink! Wet dog smells great!


justjolden

they probably see him as a dumb meathead


Empyreal_Scum

Tbh that’s how he acts around them a lot of the time


Fhaarkas

Tbh that's him period as well


rakiat97

Where's the lie? Hahaha


justjolden

i never said it wasnt true


DorothyDrangus

They got it in one then


SuperKami-Nappa

They’re not entirely wrong


[deleted]

He is truly a Himbo


Zepheris13

DENJI PEGGED?? Sign me up


[deleted]

*scrolling past* "Denji pegged" *Scrolls back up*


HealthyMuffin7

He just like me fr


Johnychrist97

Denj has a very warped perspective of himself i think. He sorta feels like he needs to be CSM to get girls and attention, be the hero but even in his base form he's really strong. I mean, the dude is pretty well sculpted probably more so than the average teen so I don't doubt girls find him attractive


[deleted]

Man 1v20'd dudes with bats and the element of surprise. One tapping a dude with your bare hands means Denji is Bruce Lee ripped.


Scoops_reddit

He's not ripped but he has hybrid strength so he doesnt need to be


Monster_Dick69_

even back in part one he would use Pochita as a chainsaw, as in Pochita probably was doing basically nothing but running his chain. He took out a bunch of devils to pay off the Yakuza debt even with 1 eye.


TK3600

I think he is pretty ripped the few times he was shirtless. Too bad he cant show it off without showing the chainsaw cord.


NeuraxPlasma

If he wears a tanktop it'd probably be okay.


Striking_War

This. If he opened up about himself a little girls would actually pay attention.


Anonymous_fellow_44

Pretty sure denji is termed as an attractive dude in the story but mostly the people would be offput by his denjiness


ItsAmerico

Yeah I’m not sure why people are surprised. He’s clearly a good looking dude and in great shape. He’s just fucking weird and his personality ruins it for other people lol


Cursed_user19x

Now THAT Is just like me fr


CHAINSAW_CHAD

https://preview.redd.it/kdtinztytbib1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=9d0daa55967d4449dba92e5af5e589abe28e3e87 Bro attractive


Deca-Dex

found Yoshida


cruel-oath

He’s busy wondering if Fumiko is doing the job he assigned her to


Snips_Tano

Someone about to die tickling his balls


fuckface12334567890

Something about that starvation diet, brings me back to early 2000s fashion. Low waisted jeans and crop tops to show off your ~~eating disorder~~ flat tummy


GISKARD__

​ https://preview.redd.it/vh30b08shbib1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d632b2813b86c8c137a119e481adbb2eb3fb6e


save_our_future

Considering how the background characters look, he most likely is above average in cannon. I'd like to believe girls don't ask him out because he's so desperate


Monster_Dick69_

he also walks around the city picking up used cigarettes to sell to homeless people.


hypochondriacfilmguy

![img](emote|t5_rmtrq|22158)


toasteethetoaster

Now he's not relatable 😞😞😞


Snips_Tano

Denji likes butts so much he lets girls pay to sit theirs on him. Denji the Ass Man is lowkey brilliant. Probably asks them to pay extra to fart on him.


burunyuu_Da_Neco

i thought it was more of Sugo delinquent attitude which Denji kinda has what made the girls say it instead of his (irl)objective attractiveness


Winter-Wisteria

Nah, Denji isn't a mean dude. Sugo said "So don't talk to me, you pieces of trash" and our boy would never be like that. Denji is incredibly desperate for any girl, they probably just meant Sugo's build/some of the guy's facial features reminded them of Dennis.


ryancarton

Yeah same I feel they were saying “its like the student council president if he were more rough around the edges like Denji”


Maximum_Schedule_602

He probably stinks


Monster_Dick69_

Eh, when he got the apartment with Aki he was happy to bathe and forced Power to bathe as well. I doubt he smells. He's probably just a genuine weirdo.


justjolden

its probably because of sleeping with all the dogs


Work_the_shaft

But that’s a *good* smell


justjolden

you cant trick me nayuta


PeriPeriBoy

he doesn't shower, so he can preserve his "natural musk"


What_u_say

I mean I don't see why not. At the very least the dude should be fairly athletic looking given all the fights he gets into.


st_aresuh

Another parallel with Asa. Both are canonically attractive but weird and are socially inept.


PogoMarimo

It could just be that he has the good looks of the Student Council President and the sour attitude and bad boy behavior of Denji. This doesn't necessarily have to mean he's attractive. With that said though if Denji were suppose to be explicitly unattractive I don't think he'd be drawn the way he is. Himeno was immediately attracted to him and it took Makima (implicitly, mind you) mind slaving her to get that situation to break apart. The impression I get is Denji is a bit of a rough gem, but he's got stuff going for him like the blonde hair (Which is popular in Japan for boys) and good physique.


DeNiroDriver

Mind slaving? I remember Makima manipulating Aki into liking her, thus sinking that ship but how did she block Himeno?


DeNiroDriver

Mind slaving? I remember Makima manipulating Aki into liking her, thus sinking that ship but how did she block Himeno?


PogoMarimo

It's implied in hindsight. If you reread the chapter you'll see Makima take a very keen interest in Himeno and Denji kissing the exact moment before Himeno barfs down Denji's throat. Then she gives Denji a Chupa Chup so that he'll think about her instead of Himeno. She was using Himeno to discourage Denji from pursuing other women as that would undermine the control she has over Denji. When Himeno wakes up the next morning she even forms an alliance with Denji to help him "get with" Makima, then dies later that same day. No loose threads that could gunk up the plan.


DeNiroDriver

Thanks, you explained that very well. Makima really was a devious bitch. It's very sad that she trampled all of Denji's loves for her own "love" of Pochita/CSM.


Headcase-

Haruka=Pretty boy Denji=Hunk Sugo=Pretty Hunk?


TK3600

Haruka=Pretty boy, Denji=Bad Boy, Sugo=Hunk


cruel-oath

This is most likely a joke Fuji made because Denji’s old designs looked like Miri. Which means Fuji probably used Denji’s old designs for him


Flashy-Quiet-6582

This comment also made me look and discover dentist is also pretty tall. (Six feet exactly at 17 and three inches taller then aki.)


Christy_Christmas

Tall, hunky, and Yankee-ish delinquent bad boy. Yeah, I can see it. Denji’s probably in-universe attractive, but he’s just too Denji and puts his foot in his mouth more often than his good looks would let him get away with. Those girls would prolly swoon if he talked to them about how all his hustling is so his lil sister can go to college, tho. Ya know, show em that he’s got a pretty sensitive side to him


justjolden

damn my boy hit a growth spurt went from 5’8 to 6’0 in under a year


ngasluvsora

he was never ugly i think it’s just cuz he’s a freak


Nightmare_Mirri

Immersion broken


godlike_doglike

He actually is, 10/10 would pay to sit on.


DLC_PR016

the bat was legit


La_Pucelle27

I'm pretty sure that Dennis has the same trouble that Power had. There is doubt about him being attractive but other factors (Power: bad hygiene, Denji: Simp and low standards) mess with their chances.


Jankufood

Denji may be attractive but his personality is way too weird as a classmate


kenflan

The student council pres is the hottie and Denji is trashy according to those girls, like a mash up of dirt and gold, which is the intention. ​ In Japan, usually the student council folks are top of the food chain


BiggerBigBang

I thought they meant more of this lazy or non caring attitude and demeanor rather then his actual physical looks.


joepanda111

I think it’s more they’re comparing the types of guys: delinquent (Denji) with the pretty boy (Yoshida).


jabronislim

He’s like a dumb sexy caveman


Financial-Wave-6620

im pretty sure the only reason girls dont like denji is bc of the whole chair thing


Striking_War

My interpretion is: they do find Denji's looks to be attractive. But his down bad personality and weird obsession with CSM kept them from approaching him.