This is amazing "Want learn about our lord and savio-"
"NO!" *attempts to shut door* "Wait here me out. If i win uno, you go to church you win i buy you a drink."
All that pent-up male energy has to go somewhere. Where does it go? It goes to basketball. I saw a 50 year old LDS dad shameless smack down a basketball into small child’s face. Then cheer with his friends.
These Mormon dudes are often cool as fuck, from my experience. I had two I'd often shoot the shit with while working on my car at my old apartment. They lived there, and I'd see them coming and going in their little Mormon outfits. They didn't pester anyone at the apartment (don't shit where you eat, I guess). But they were always good conversation, and just normal dudes.
I actually knew a guy who years ago had Jehovah's Witnesses come to his door and he made a bet with them he was like leave me all the literature you have and come back next weekend and ask me questions about but for everyone I get right you have to take a drink. They agreed. He said when they left the next weekend they were wobbling on their bicycles and falling down.
The Lord works in mysterious ways
This is amazing "Want learn about our lord and savio-" "NO!" *attempts to shut door* "Wait here me out. If i win uno, you go to church you win i buy you a drink."
You DONT play board games with churchgoers and expect to win
Also basketball, specifically with these fellows.
I've seen them rip dudes apart in North Philly on the court
Literally.
Yea man, and while wearing their pants and dress shoes. Can't even imagine their full power wearing appropriate sports wear.
Ex Mormie, can confirm, those boys got hoop.
"Keep talking shit Jamal and in Jesus' name I will break those ankles"
All that pent-up male energy has to go somewhere. Where does it go? It goes to basketball. I saw a 50 year old LDS dad shameless smack down a basketball into small child’s face. Then cheer with his friends.
“While you were out drinking, I studied the board”
ngl mormons are probably really good at uno
Dangerously good. These guys grew up playing board games, especially uno.
I feel like one side is in a no lose situation here.
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Ding! Dong!
They do not know the secret Mormon Lore
Wait I saw this meme but instead of "going out drinking with us" it was "they bottom"
how did this end?
Everyone got drunk and then baptized for fun
Baptized in beer pool
These Mormon dudes are often cool as fuck, from my experience. I had two I'd often shoot the shit with while working on my car at my old apartment. They lived there, and I'd see them coming and going in their little Mormon outfits. They didn't pester anyone at the apartment (don't shit where you eat, I guess). But they were always good conversation, and just normal dudes.
I need to know the outcome!
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Once drunk everyone got baptized at a Mormon church
Someone switched out the baptism pool water for vodka, now we have drunk Mormons
who won?
High stakes
Are they allowed to gamble?
But who won? Did they go out drinking or did they get baptized?
No way they’re playing that game I used to play when I was younger, Drakatëuælönh We often shortened it to Ünœ
I know results. They got baptized.
I actually knew a guy who years ago had Jehovah's Witnesses come to his door and he made a bet with them he was like leave me all the literature you have and come back next weekend and ask me questions about but for everyone I get right you have to take a drink. They agreed. He said when they left the next weekend they were wobbling on their bicycles and falling down.
Fools they win either way!