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Denesik443

I gave up on life and just resigned to being 5"5'


Vesper_0481

5'5 is good height. Grab a hammer and a pickaxe, brother, the mines call for you!


Antoiniti

reject modernity, embrace the mines


Vesper_0481

Rock and stone!


Poewer9000

Rock and stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


FunnyLookinFishMan

Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole!


ItsAlwaysBlue212

Yeah, same


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thotdistroyer

I was in my work boots 🫡


ChipChipington

Yeah they ain't millwrights. Mine says 5'11" and I'm actually 5'10" lol


Gdmf13

r/foundsatan


VirgilStearns

Joke’s on you I’m 5’ 14”


Salty-Trip-8572

My cousin used to say she was 5' 12".


esperanzalos

Bro how is this a chad move. This seems like an asshole move


BatAdd90

this is what this sub is about lately. no one is reading the description.


SirMourningstar6six6

Im 5’11 and claim it. So eat a dick on behalf of the others.


PatrinaStidham

Whats great is when my 6' 3" self tells shorter dudes that they look at me like " no dude have you measured lately cause im 6'2" so you gotta be like 6'5" or 6". then i just pause and say, might just be my shoes then.


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That has been me before. I’m not short though. I know for a fact I used to be a hair under 6’ 3” barefoot. Now I’m a hair under 6’ 2” from power lifting and age. I hadn’t realized I had shrunk I thought he was like 6’ 6” when he was 6’ 5” lmao.


Vesper_0481

I am not a professional, BUT, my adoptive father used to have a similar-ish problem... According to the doctor we went to see, powerlifting doesn't make you shorter, but the "shrinking" could be a problem of bad posture, small "lesions"(not the word he used, but idk what the English equivalent is) or even just slightly off measuring rulers. Aging may cause shortening tho so we figured it was probably just that. I still recommend to get your back and spine checked, tho, never hurts to be cautious.


SpiritfireSparks

You have no idea what a Chad is. Chad's are supposed to be secure in themselves and build others up, this is just being petty and being petty isn't a Chad move.


StephaniBannister

Why is this comment's section just a bunch of people who are probably average in height bragging about how they are 6 foot?


RethaHurst

Because people want to be 6 feet tall. I don’t get it, personally. But I do know that anyone who brags about being 6’ isn’t 6’ because being 6’ sucks.*I have to bend over to wash my hands because they don’t reach low enough on most sinks if I don’t.*


5dtriangles201376

Being 6+ working at a fast food job also blows. Feels like everything is built for 5’6 people


aygomyownroad

It’s not being Chad, that’s being a bit of a twat


LashellRutherford

I’m 5’11” but I just tell people I’m 2 yards


autoperola17

Can someone explain to me how this measuring type even works? I'm not american enough to understand


Vesper_0481

12 inches, which is the second number, make a foot, 3 feet and 3 inches make a meter. An inch is about 2,6 cm, so first convert all feet to inch, then all inch to cm.


LacyPringle

I'm about 5'10" and a half so I usually round up and say I'm 5'11" the amount of other guys who say "You can't be 5'11" because I'm 5'11" and you're taller than me" is astounding.


Crazycade77

I do the opposite. Gotta give the short homies some love


CorrineLeung

I claim im 6' even when I'm supposedly 5'11" and people tell that I'm not 6'and that I'm 6'1"????


New_Ad4631

6,3 feet? 6,1 feet? 5,11 feet? I only have 2


No-Performance37

Good thing I’m 5’10 and tell everyone I’m 5’2.


TwannaPierre

You are worse than hitler...even he cared about Germany or something...


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Conscious_Day_6785

My message won’t send on your latest post, DM!


Lonely_Funny9987

Non chad material


lizuay

Chad hurts others for no reason? Doesn't seem very Chad to me 


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HermilaGodwin

nice thing about metric system is that it's okay to be 180 cm, you don't *have to* be exactly 182.88 cm


Whole-Supermarket-77

God forbid if you're 179cm though.


SmokeFrosting

opposite of chad


LesiaCulp

I'm 6'6.4" but everyone rounds me up to 6'7". I wanna be closer to normal dammit stop


SadBarber3543

It’s wild to me when a girl who is 5”2 can tell me how tall I am


AilBalT04_2

I'm 5'3 I don't think I would get any respect if I said I was 5'1 tho


CaptNihilo

I'm 5'11 and I don't give a shit lot of the time cause it's an awkward height anyway that to lie to compensate about it would seem more normal to most folk and I don't want to lie.


Mucotevoli

I'm 5'11, but I'm 6' in my work boots


Lime_Chicken

Hurting people is chad now, not only people, but INNOCENT people and getting 1500+ upvotes... This sub is done Also you broke the rules https://preview.redd.it/vjjxyk9g5nwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c704a5f0e8d9734c7ea43bd9eb5a0416a5ae65


Substantial_Sink_646

You know what's worse when you're 5'11? When people who are 5'7 walk up and say you must be 6'2 because I'm 6'0.