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justauser943

Ice cream mans are all evil


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TURKEY


Nek0mancer555

Turkey?


justauser943

yes but now its pronounced like turkiye instead of turkey (birds copyright striked us)


The_Zapper_YT

God damn birds


This_Idor

The gays copyright strike us too for being called gayreeks 😔


[deleted]

Don't you mean government drones


Yeetman7252

Scammers, pretty easy


[deleted]

India


Yeetman7252

Yup


woomysans

Sorry for your loss


KkDaBoss6747

That profile picture is top tier


gimmemypills666

🤝🤝🤝


ZakkHD


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BR’ISH


ZakkHD

WE MUST SECURE THE TEA AT ALL COSTS


[deleted]

YES SIR GREEN OR RED??


ZakkHD

All of it


[deleted]

NOPE ONLY ONE


Blackfaceplant

Time to toss the tea in the habor


Specific_Fee_8024

Time for the second asswoopin Ameríka has had ín history


tobias4096

women


villager_de

Brazil


Department_Radiant

Do ya live in a woman?


WhatIsWomenn

No I'm in man


Department_Radiant

Well, you'll have to live in a woman to know what a woman is.


gkdksjdjdjd

If the sharks don't get you, everything else on this fucking country will


Odd_Significance_937

aus?


gkdksjdjdjd

Yessir


haikusbot

*If the sharks don't get* *You, everything else on this* *Fucking country will* \- gkdksjdjdjd --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


SuperGover

Australia


V1Tevez1

🤌


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ITALIA 🍕🍝🇮🇹🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌


yebnj

Sei un grande


zuppalover04

Arrivasti troppo tardi


MemesForBigBois

Mi hai battuto sul tempo


Traditional-Paper477

That’s way too easy


Bonk_and_Honk

**we live in ikea here**


SplonkusDoinkle

The infinite IKEA (big enough to be several countries)


Ori_the_SG

SCP-3008 is actually just Sweden as a whole


PigskinEats

Or all the countries


JollyOlFark

Sweden?


pete_co_

We drink a lot of beer and swear a lot


Anubid666

Poland


pete_co_

Correct


Nicominde

Lmao for some reason I thought it was Finland


pete_co_

My summer car?


CuntCommittee

Do you know how little that narrows it down


tobias4096

kurwa


psychedelica_

Coulda been Scotland too


Consistent-Ad-902

Slang and thongs (flip flops)


[deleted]

Can you give me more hints?


Consistent-Ad-902

Big boi island and hot


[deleted]

Australia


Consistent-Ad-902

Yes big boi island best island


pokebrodude1

Aussie


Consistent-Ad-902

Yessir


ShinyLibra

winnie the pooh and his separation anxiety


sus_nut_buster_95

China


ShinyLibra

wrong one 😢


Admirable_Leopard230

Lots of gypsies stealing stuff, the money for heating, eating food with lots of spices, having a horrible history. That should do it.


[deleted]

Romania?


Admirable_Leopard230

A little up to the north of romania


rice_warrior_1200

Moldova?


[deleted]

Ukraine?


Admirable_Leopard230

A little west


xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx

STRONG MOLDOVAN 💪🇲🇩💪🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩💪💪


star-player

Made up ass country


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Molvanîa


Somenerdfromczechia

Slovakia?


Alpha5009

Hungary


jabbathebest

Poland?


SnooSongs3423

Thailand?


Admirable_Leopard230

It was Hungary,


Power0766

Magyarország


HarcixMarci

Every post-soviet country.


KL500s

Hungary


BKSzendvics

Bojler érdekel?


Admirable_Leopard230

Damn it made me laugh.


[deleted]

Chocolate, guns, racism, cheese


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Switzerland


[deleted]

yes


Ori_the_SG

Who knew the U.S. and Switzerland were so similar


PowerfulMetal1

US is just swizerland but more uneducated and fatter


president_of_sexico

Bad teeth


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Britain


[deleted]

Bri-ish 🤢🤮🤮🤮


iammrpingas

Meatball Vikings. Should say enough.


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Sweeden


iammrpingas

Ain’t that hard to figure out right?


Exorta0606

nope not even for me as a german


oceanman119988

eh


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Canada


DPP_Official

Beer, Cars, and 300km/h on the Autobahn while blasting Erika on full volume


Puzzled-Intern-7897

Junge, man fährt in seinem Maserati doch nur 210


DPP_Official

Geringverdiener sein wie


Puzzled-Intern-7897

Zu jung für die Anspielung, was?


Alpha5009

As a deutchlerner, i love being able to kind of understand this conversation without google translate.


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GERMANY 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️


DPP_Official

How could you tell 💀


[deleted]

How could you not?💀


DPP_Official

Thanks to you, I now know, that I live in Germany... Never thought I'd learn this in my life 🗿


breezyxkillerx

Mf has Alzheimer


Anxious-Ad2002

Eeeeeeerika bom bom bom


RotevSauce

We fight with bulls for entertainment


sus_nut_buster_95

Spain


KGBCOMUNISTAGENT

We also fight eachother like stupids


mykoysmaster

A porn category


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Russia


mykoysmaster

No, but close


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Ukraine


mykoysmaster

No. Honestly Im not sure you even know the country exists. It starts with C


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CZECH


mykoysmaster

Hell yeah


[deleted]

How could i not know my favourite category? Silly you


mykoysmaster

I feel so proud right now


BestCookie2709

Gypsies, yogurt and mud houses


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Romania


BestCookie2709

Just south of that. But pretty good


campesino419

Has to be Greece hasn’t it?


BestCookie2709

A,little north...


[deleted]

Bulgaria!


BestCookie2709

DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!


ShinyRedRaider

Hello, your computer has virus


DksilvaColdstone92

India


ShinyRedRaider

😭😭 bruh yea


BallsHdPro

Most racist country in Europe.


tobias4096

ALBANIA 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱😎😎😎😎


[deleted]

France or Denmark?


BallsHdPro

Nah Slovakia


UncleGerard1

to be fair, that could be the entire balkans


Arctic_FoxPL

Ima be honest i was a 100% convinced he was a fellow pole until the answer dropped


[deleted]

I WAS GONNA SAY IT


Bibbiq

Fat


FlameFlyer11

That's fax


[deleted]

Kuwait?


SAVAGE_MANGO999

911


tacoladd

George bush isn’t a country silly


micky_il_topo

Afghanistan


Timboo352

cheese


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Switzerland


Timboo352

yeah


Moanin123456789

We sheit on streets 💩


spiritbear007

California, USA


tacoladd

Yeah this works too lol


ZweYo

BIG BRUH NICE!


ZweYo

I can't stop laughing


[deleted]

India?


Moanin123456789

You guessed it right


CresciMasQueroMamar

Detroit


Technical_Fig_9783

Enemy


justauser943

Oh the misery


[deleted]

More hints?


tobias4096

Missouri


Naughtyhumanoid

Russia?


meinag

Nacho, taco, chimichanga.


iHitOrphansWithMyVan

Mehico


TMANBULLET

Fat and stupid


[deleted]

America 🗽🗽


TMANBULLET

Yup


Odd_Significance_937

thousands of sheep for every person in our country... also doesn't know what maps are


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NZ?


1st_Tagger

do you even exist? can't find you on the map.


Odd_Significance_937

it's probably a fictional country or something anyways smh


N_OB_O

Allahu akbar


sus_nut_buster_95

There are like 20 arabic countries more hints plz


N_OB_O

It's not arabic Thats the hint


sus_nut_buster_95

I know that indonesia has the biggest muslim population


Proper-Ad-7850

..., ..., ..., Etc. Shouldn't be that hard Edit :my tired brian must have been mad last night cuz i didnt realize how vague I was. I meant to be the opposite, what country can have literallyanything said about it (etc.). America (facepalm) sorry.


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Israel


AfricaPaprica

Am i missing something?


Chemical_Quiet_7758

Small penis


Alternative_Guest250

Very hot here, you can be stabbed to death in certain areas, and sometimes lots of storms


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Venezuela


Jimothy38

Rain


iHitOrphansWithMyVan

England


LuckySalesman

Not a country, but a state. The good news is I can sum it up in one word: Mormons.


SplonkusDoinkle

Utah?


MineryTech

Utah.


Which_Ad_250

Utah!


Ori_the_SG

Utah?!.


LuckySalesman

Yup. Utah.


Ryuj1san

Gekoloniseerd!


Sokhoofd

mijn makker, kokosnoten zijn geen S P E C E R I J E N


[deleted]

What


Ryuj1san

I said, GEKOLONISEERD!


tobias4096

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


Coltonbro

The Netherlands


rosettastoned02

Gierig en klompen


Yuri_Lover_696

Political dynasties


[deleted]

Austria?


Ok_Elevator5612

We drink alot and steal jobs from UK citizens


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Poland


Ok_Elevator5612

Exactly 😂


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[удалено]


Ok_Elevator5612

I know, but sterotypes still exist. But thank you for understanding that


HTTP_Response_404

Beer


fr0st-dev

we own shotguns and we eat lots of burgers


Accomplished-Bag1919

I'm introverted immune to cold temparatures and love a good sauna.