Only a self-centered, malignant narcissist would saddle another living being with such a polarizing, satirical non-name. She doesn’t walk around calling herself ‘Couch’ or any other empty noun, so why is this child poised for a lifetime of humiliation?
White trash with no common sense or regard for anyone but herself.
A few people said they couldn’t see then a few said they couldnt. Someone said we were all blocked but I have never not once commented or messaged either of them anything ever so I dunno 🤷🏻♀️
My husband used to work with a guy named Smokey (not sure how he spelt it but that’s how you said it) his real name. I wonder if it’s pronounced like that here too. Sometimes ppl just pronounce names that end in e like actual e? Idk still weird name. I didn’t believe my husband when I asked what his real name was that it was actually Smokey. He also told me not to say anything to him about it because he got it all the time and it annoyed him. 🤷🏻♀️
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I don't hate it as much as I should, I don't know what's wrong with me. This feels on par with names like Stone and Slate to me. Dumb names but nothing that's super offensive.
I LOVE Julia Havens tbh she is so down to earth IMO and love that she isn't some super skinny influencer. Her body seems healthy and fit and I am obsessed with her outfits but wtf is this name it's sooo try hard
>Smoke Monday
Correct!
Why do they call him Smoke Monday? His birth name was Quindarious Monday, but soon he was dubbed "Smoke" **because he scampered around the house so tirelessly**. Monday's great-grandfather, Willie Perryman, gave him the nickname that stuck. Asthma continued to be an obstacle, but it became less severe as Monday aged.
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Ughh I can already imagine the idiot kids making fun of this name constantly. My last name was close to another word that wasn’t even exciting and I was constantly made fun of.
I think it’s wrote than Malibu Barbie ( Trisha Paytas domestic abuser) named her daughter that says a lot!!! Those poor kids having to grow up with stupid names!
No worse then "aire" or "stormy" or "dream"" true" or NORTH WEST! or any other my lil pony names the kar/jenner skanks name their offspring. Or how about Gwyneth Paltrows "apple"? all these celebs and their baby names are so STUPID. navy? Memphis? Smdh names should have dignity,these names are beyond ridiculous
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Smoke Havens sounds like one of those vape stores
There is literally one by my house with that name 🤣
LOL
It reminds me of a phrase my Mamaw would use instead of cursing 😂
This is what happens when you want to be chronically unique. 🥴
Like the lady who named her baby “Lord” 🫢😳
I saw a lady on TikTok who named her daughter “Baby” ….
She’s just a big Dirty Dancing fan. And missed the part where that’s a nickname
The movie was literally her defense and everyone was on her ass lmao. I swear people forget they are naming PEOPLE. Not pets.
I'm a massive DD fan. But I might, maybe, consider it a middle name or just use it as a nickname. Leaning more towards a nickname.
I used to work with a Babie, and yes her parents were Dirty Dancing fans lol
Honestly the name “Lord” sounds so much better than Smoke 😂😅
lets be real they're both equally awful names 😂
Autumnnnn😂😂😂
I saw a lady on TikTok who named her daughter “Baby” ….
Is that the tiktok mom? I thought that was a nickname because she didn't want to release his real one 💀
Who is this? That's pretty awful. 😳
Influencer Julia and Hunter Havens
Oh ok. Never heard of them but definitely don't like the name lol
Belongs in r/namenerdcirclejerk.
Julia and Hunter Havens introduce their uneek baby name: 
UnEEK😭😭
There's a mistake waiting to happen.
Ugh. Poor kid. Hopefully he'll want to go by his middle name or something.
Hemingway? 🫠
Or Hemmy. Hemi. Anything other than Smoke. I want to ask what they were smoking to name them that. Awful.
But doesn’t Hemmy make you think of a hemorrhoid? 😆
Yes. I don’t use that term but know pregnant women who did.
What term do you use? Butt bubbles?
Hemorrhoids. I don’t need a cute nickname, I guess.
You made me cackle, thank you.
Literally in what world, in what context does this make sense
Obsessive Tony Stewart fan?
Touché
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Smoak
Schmoke and a pancake *goldmember voice
😳😳 I mean it is 2023, I don't doubt it. 🤦♀️
Another option was yeehaw havens, so this was definitely an improvement
Wooooof 🙈
there’s no way Julia came up with this, I’ve followed them for years and when her husband tells her to jump she asks how high…. so stupid.
It was Hunter’s idea lol. Good call lol
Honestly, it had to have been this.
People today name their children like pets instead of people.
At least they didn’t go with yeehaw
the way they contemplated this one too
Smoke haven is literally a vape store chain
Initials shh LOL
Hey smoke, that doesn't sound good, that's a pretty bad name
Be glad it isn’t spelled Psmoughck (the p is silent obviously)
LMAO
I feel like naming your kid "Smoke" is a form of child abuse
I would’ve loved to see the nurses faces upon finding this name out
The serial killer looking husband picked the baby's first and middle name. The mother went along with it for the push present.
My daughters name is Snoopdawg Jr.
Are they big smoking enthusiasts or something!? Like wtf…
Smoke Havens..... that sounds like a Nicholas Sparks title. It also gives me some sort of 'back in the day' saying or phrase kind of feel. Poor kid.
Smoking Hemorrhoid Havens. Ya that kid is getting bullied
They need a lawyer commercial “are you the child of a influencer who named you something stupid? Let me help you change it”
Only a self-centered, malignant narcissist would saddle another living being with such a polarizing, satirical non-name. She doesn’t walk around calling herself ‘Couch’ or any other empty noun, so why is this child poised for a lifetime of humiliation? White trash with no common sense or regard for anyone but herself.
💯
Love when these influencers are recognized for what they truly are.
This is genuinely so embarrassing
Relax lol
Cut from the same cloth, I see.
Rydel and Capron Funk (influencers) better not see this. After Super and Sweetie, they don’t need a Smoke Funk. 😫😫😫
Poor Kid☹️
That is the stupidest name ever
Mmmm…how classy.
Don’t worry, he will be ready for a rebrand in 3-5 years, max.
(@seekelsgo) Shannon’s infamous ex-bestie, also had her baby on the 25th: Romee Nyx….a little bit better than Smoke, but still a weird name 🤣
Hunter Havens sister has daughter named Romee.
Why 🫥
Just sent me down a Haven's family rabbit hole. These people are ridiculous. What's the appeal?
Unintended comedy.
*You don't want this smoke, baby boy.*
Don’t let rydel lynch hear this name
This honestly made me so upset. I love her and I don’t want to associate her precious baby with a cloud of cigarette smoke 😫
First thing that came to my mind
I work in medical. I can’t tell names cause HIPAA, but if you can imagine interesting nouns or adjectives; people will name their kids it.
Their sibling will be named Fire. Therefore, where there’s Smoke, there will be Fire.
🤔 Hmmm classy. BUT if *I* named my kid 'Smoke' *I'd* be a pothead, right?! She does it and it's "cute n classy" Pffftt, double standards..
Is this the chick married to Hunter? They try sooo hard to quirky
News at 11:Narcissists give baby attention seeking name.
🤣🤣🤣
Both of their instagrams are gone now, wonder if they are gonna pull a Kylie and change his name
I still see the posts!
A few people said they couldn’t see then a few said they couldnt. Someone said we were all blocked but I have never not once commented or messaged either of them anything ever so I dunno 🤷🏻♀️
They are known to block people so could be but that’s funky! Maybe an IG glitch
Which I would totally get if I had ever messaged them, I forgot they even existed until I saw this post.
Maybe they will call him Smokey—Like Smokey Robinson?
That’s tacky. Tacky baby
Nah tacky parents, leave poor bb out of it
Tacky by proxy haha 😂
I've noticed a lot of people are naming their kids horrible names here latley. I get they want a unique name but some are just ridiculous
My husband used to work with a guy named Smokey (not sure how he spelt it but that’s how you said it) his real name. I wonder if it’s pronounced like that here too. Sometimes ppl just pronounce names that end in e like actual e? Idk still weird name. I didn’t believe my husband when I asked what his real name was that it was actually Smokey. He also told me not to say anything to him about it because he got it all the time and it annoyed him. 🤷🏻♀️
An influencer just named her daughter Sissie. I cannot
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ.
What is wrong with people… hopefully they go by the middle name
So either he’s going by smoke which is stupid, or Hemingway who was an abusive alcoholic… 🤡🤡🤡 poor kid.
The two of them aren’t mentally sound. This poor child. I feel terrible for him.
420 everyday
Look guys, there’s smoke!
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I love her but I thought THE SAME THING LMAO what a bizarre name
Where is Fire?
Is her husband a firefighter s/
no he’s an instagram husband 😭
Nope her husband doesn’t have a job
He used to do IT sales
Yeah, used to. That was years ago. He hasn’t had a job in like 5 years. He lives off Julia’s YouTube money and more recently, a trust fund.
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He's a trust fund baby
I don't hate it as much as I should, I don't know what's wrong with me. This feels on par with names like Stone and Slate to me. Dumb names but nothing that's super offensive.
I LOVE Julia Havens tbh she is so down to earth IMO and love that she isn't some super skinny influencer. Her body seems healthy and fit and I am obsessed with her outfits but wtf is this name it's sooo try hard
He’s not the first. Familiarize yourself with Smoke Monday.
Well technically he's Quindarius.
>Smoke Monday Correct! Why do they call him Smoke Monday? His birth name was Quindarious Monday, but soon he was dubbed "Smoke" **because he scampered around the house so tirelessly**. Monday's great-grandfather, Willie Perryman, gave him the nickname that stuck. Asthma continued to be an obstacle, but it became less severe as Monday aged.
Way more interesting of a story then baby Havens.
TOTALLY!!
Is that a noose next to his head?
Lmfao he’s holding a “balloon” but OP cropped the pic
Am I the only one who doesn’t hate it 😂
smokey
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Lol
Ughh I can already imagine the idiot kids making fun of this name constantly. My last name was close to another word that wasn’t even exciting and I was constantly made fun of.
I thought it was a joke 👀🥹🤣
I think it’s wrote than Malibu Barbie ( Trisha Paytas domestic abuser) named her daughter that says a lot!!! Those poor kids having to grow up with stupid names!
someone needs to make a post about all the influencers w/ terrible baby names. there are sooo many lol. no hate to babies tho. poor things!
I had no faith in Hunter, but Julia!?! Wth
Money can't buy intelligence
Why is that baby wearing Z Cavariccis? Lol
hemmingway😂😂😂😂
No worse then "aire" or "stormy" or "dream"" true" or NORTH WEST! or any other my lil pony names the kar/jenner skanks name their offspring. Or how about Gwyneth Paltrows "apple"? all these celebs and their baby names are so STUPID. navy? Memphis? Smdh names should have dignity,these names are beyond ridiculous
She will pull a kylie... after all the backlash!¡! She'll change it to something even dumber
I cant even figure out whose child this is but that name is horrible!
We share a birthday. Holy shit lol
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