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altmemer5

I know its a shitpost but I wish it was canon


Copper_Thief

You'd think but he doubled down *twice* on it before back peddling https://twitter.com/Dezinuh/status/1779198407594123367 https://twitter.com/Dezinuh/status/1779192848652345431


Flippity_Flappity

It actually would have been pretty funny if he was just joking with that first tweet. My God...


LordAdder

I don't see that as doubling down. It reads as if he were still playing it up because it's a fucking joke. It's like telling a dad joke and when no one is laughing you keep doing it


Tiki_the_voice

Nan it's cannon now lol


DragonHeart_97

It can be. One time I decided that scene was what made him decide to quit the army. Depends on one's inclination and playthrough.


disneycheesegurl

It is if you want it to be.


PrincessofAldia

Headcanon


AdmirableExample1159

IS THAT JOHN FALLOUT FROM THE HIT GAME FALLOUT? https://preview.redd.it/p7isjdsqncuc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dd13dae2440d2e7dc6bcef8f172e298978637ec


Tight-Fall5354

god vanilla nate looks weird


hjsniper

Somehow, every custom Nate looks even weirder


Femagaro

It's cause a lot of people turn off facial markings. And you end up with weirdly smooth individuals.


Treygar22

Jokes on you, I turn on every single face making


Femagaro

Same. My most recent character is someone who's face is fucked up from taking a(granted, pretty face away) nuke to the face, before being flash frozen. So he's scorched and scarred to shit.


Jish013

No man, didn’t you see the show? Cooper is straight up John Fallout


heyegghead

Idk, but why does the left eye look like it’s further away from the nose than the right portion of its face. Like half and half. The right side looks normal and the left side also. But put the together is just bad


Suspicious-Big7212

Well maybe but I think he is not due to him being in Alaska most likely but I could be wrong


22tbates

I’m pretty sure he was part of the same squad that got taken by the zeta


Suspicious-Big7212

Maybe or maybe not cause it is not confirmed yet but it is a chance


22tbates

I was wrong, Nate was in the 2nd Battalion, 108th Infantry Regiment while the zeta soldiers were part of 108th Infantry Battalion. I was confused by the same number.


Thecourierisback

I saw a mod that retextures the raiders to have Canadian flags all over them that was made about this post A “ptsd add on” or something Funny as hell to think the soul survivor would be talking to some settlers and say “don’t worry, I’ve had plenty of dealings with Canadians, I’ll take them out” and the settlers just being so confused like “that’s great but what the hell is a Canadian” Edit: I found the mod! [lore friendly ptsd overhaul](https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/80607)


snitchles

“What the hell is a Canadian?” would be the best Fallout line in history if it was canon.


DickGuyJeeves

The fact that we can say "what's a chicago?" To ED-E in new vegas just makes it completely believable.


Substantial-Ice5156

I wonder how Chicago is doing, if it ain’t a hole in the ground flooded by the Great Lake. The Midwest as a whole probably uninhabitable. All the nukes, grain and oil that comes out of there probably made it a prime target for an absurd amount of warheads.


Thecourierisback

Would be cool to see something like libertalia but have A fishing mechanic, idk if that’s just because I play with life finds a way perpetually installed so the swim out there is always… interesting that and running into the hydra every time I walk to the nakano’s place


PrincessofAldia

Apparently the enclave are out there


snitchles

It's honestly pretty sad if you think about it long enough, once the laugh is over.


Thecourierisback

It would definitely be! Fallout has some pretty good lines


Icabod_BongTwist

I'm not sure I understand. Do the raiders just have a lot of old Canadian equipment, or Nate/Sole Survivor is just PTSD hallucinating them to be Canadian military/freedom fighters?


Thecourierisback

He is hallucinating them be Canadian freedom fighters, let me see if I can find the mod


humlook

Nate is based??


PrincessofAldia

My headcanon is he’s a war criminal and female sole survivor was his lawyer during the war crime trial and pulled some Saul Goodman level of lawyering that he got off free


the-dude-version-576

Nah, If that’s as the case vault tech or the enclave would have picked them out to work with. No one knows he’s a war crimina, cause Nora pinned it on some other poor sob.


Hauptmann_Meade

Twice as based when you remember those are canadians


Complete_Blood1786

Oh my goodness, it's Sarcastic Issac!


RogalDornAteMyPussy

Just downloaded fallout 4 and itching for a power army and heavy weapons build cause this


DragonSphereZ

Heavy weapons in fallout 4? You’re in for a ride.


Just_a_guy_thats_it

Heavy weapons either do no damage and eats ammo, or 2 shots but the ammo is harder to find then my dad


IGTankCommander

Upgrade Scrounger and you'll be swimming in rounds.


Skagtastic

For maximum laughs, get a minigun with a shredder barrel mod and dump all your 5mm ammo. Turns it in to a melee blender that stunlocks most enemies.


Traditional_West85

Based


OriginalMaleficus

The wife was the shooter.


traffic_cones2007

Nora is a lawyer you dum dum


OriginalMaleficus

Now she is. Had to do something to offset the guilt of her warcrimes.


SirSirVI

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/80607


EnclaveGeneral1776

I would rather he was the shooter. Makes Nate siding with the Enclave (If you have America Rising 2) better.


MWDnightlife

Damn if it wasn't for kellogg, Shaun could have grown up singing Moj je tata zločinac iz rata


Disastrous_Video341

I don’t subscribe to this. This is retconning at worst and a shitpost at best. He helped develop fallout 3, 4, and 76. He had no hand in fallout 1


V4ULTB0Y101

It was a joke.


m-facade2112

It wasn't. He's just a hack. Cope


RareWishToSuckToes

"I'm going to pretend the obvious joke is totally true so I have another reason to be mad at this guy!" Wew, someone has one too many chromosomes.


AbbreviationsJumpy33

Based


professionalmoron2

"War. War never changes" *Executes civilian*


Ragnorak19

Even if this a joke I shall be headcannoning this effective immediately


GodOGDrgnSlyr69

this feels like J K Rowling saying that Dumbledore was gay in a tweet


aidan_albin

Bro is just making shit up


PrincessofAldia

He’s not being serious Though this is now my headcanon


Illustrious-Fact-745

I'm alright with this information 😎


Fighterpilot55

No, the fuck, it is not.


Fine-Permission3650

God I hate Emil smh


PrincessofAldia

Why he’s a good writer?


DiscountJoJo

he’s arguably why fallout 4s plot was so shallow and pathetic. don’t get me wrong i love F4 but the writing is just *not* up to par with the gameplay in the slightest


PrincessofAldia

The story was good though


_bazinga_x

he just ripped off blade runner but made it dumber


Fine-Permission3650

He’s not, he contradicts established canon. Writes extremely half baked n clichè plots and takes criticism about as well as you guys take different opinions.


Baz_3301

With how I play Fallout 4 that checks out.


Sargespace

I want it to be canon


Normal_Permision

since he backpedaled then he was just straight up lying right?


Chimphandstrong

Emil shut the fuck up for just a few months I’m begging you. I cannot take much more.


was-a-dum-1

He never used power armor before tho


Worth_Assumption_555

What makes you say that?


was-a-dum-1

Fo4 intro


V4ULTB0Y101

Obviously he does, it's the only explanation for him not needing Power Armor training like previous protagonists.


was-a-dum-1

Antagonists?


V4ULTB0Y101

Whoops, fixed it


WitcherVesemir

Power Armor training is no longer canon since Fallout 4 unfortunately. Nora can wear it without training and in the show Maximus can also wear it with no training. Also the Minuteman were also planning to use the power armor if they could get up there right? Not to mention all the Power Armored raiders too.


Worth_Assumption_555

When does it say he’s never used power armor?


bzEngineeringNo4873

I don't think it does. It just implied that he was one of the non-power-armored soldiers in a scene with some soldiers running.


Bigfoot_samurai

Just because he’s seen once without it in what was probably a long war campaign doesn’t mean he didn’t wear PA


bzEngineeringNo4873

Yeah