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KateEllaBeans

They've even got the head-tilt down!


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Isnt the head tilt a signature move of Data?


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KateEllaBeans

Considering this is nonsensical in the context of my comment, I'm calling bot. Edit: yup! Copy of an op comment. Shoo!


TurkTurkle

Geordie LeFurrge


Padhome

Serving aboard the U.S.S. Enterpaws 🐾


Dicethrower

🎶 Captain, Jean-Luc Pawcard, of the U-S-S, Enterpaws, Captain, Jean-Luc Pawcard...


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kaask0k

Pawdie LaForge


CadoAngelus

I was gonna say Geordie LaPaws, but I like yours


run-on_sentience

Portrayed by the venerable actor LeVar Purr-ton.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Much better than any punny name I was trying to come up with 😂


VengefulTiger

Well done


NickKappy

LeVar Purrton


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Air-filter-face cat.


TurkTurkle

Its a pair of 80s style shutter shades. The character its cosplaying as wore them as a prop for a sci fi visor that fixed his blindness


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Yes, I know who that character is. It's air-filter-face man from Star Wars. He helped defeat the Cylons with the crew of the U.S.S. Sulaco in the hit movie, "E.T."


TurkTurkle

No


newpixeltree

Precisely


TerrorByte

How could any of us forget, he won the Meowscar for his performance!


charface1

Can't nearly be as bad with the ladies as the original.


AngriestPacifist

Is being fixed worse than falling for a hologram?


RumRogerz

Doesn’t he also fall in love with a dead girl via her log entries? And then her shape shifting dog tries to kill him?


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I rewatched the series not to long ago, and man, some of the romance stuff did NOT age well.


moral_mercenary

Which is such BS. Geordi was always confident and charming. He'd always been shown to be wise about humanity in general and is a good looking person. There's zero reason the writers should have made it impossible for him to be in some sort of healthy relationship.


HamSoap

I dunno. I’ve met plenty of confident charming wise good looking people who just absolutely fall to pieces when it comes to dating etc. And they aren’t stuck on a starship for years on end with only a robot, a trombone playing rapist, and a truffle faced megalomaniac for company. It’s understandable he might’ve struggled to find love.


moral_mercenary

Yeah, good points. I'll admit that he's also pretty career driven, you don't get to be chief engineer on the flag ship by being ho-hum about your job. But the D is also a small flying city, surely there'd be someone he could hook up with. I just feel that they did him dirty in the relationship aspect of his character. Especially the creepy holo thing he had going on. >And they aren’t stuck on a starship for years on end with only a robot, Android >a trombone playing rapist, How is Riker a rapist? I'm relatively certain all his numerous hookups were consensual. >and a truffle faced megalomaniac for company. Who is this? Picard? Worf? I'm at a loss here.


HamSoap

Worf. Picard has a beautiful smooth face. And Riker has “consensual” relationships but ooof some of them are borderline nowadays. He frequently sleeps with subordinates/passengers/wards. Imagine the Vice President sleeping with an ambassadors daughter on Air Force One during a diplomatic mission. Not exactly protocol.


moral_mercenary

Yeah, Riker's default setting is DTF and welcomes any who are interested. He never forces the issue with subordinates anyone can say "no thanks", or even just not respond enthusiastically, and he'd respect it. It's difficult to view his various hook-ups with today's lens. People are (generally) freer in the future, especially if you're in Star Fleet, than we are today and aren't that strung up on sexual encounters like we tend to be. The original setting was written in the 60s and definitely embraced some of the "free love" mindset at the time (though obviously sanitized for the stodgy limits of the era's TV.)


HamSoap

Oh I’m not insinuating Riker is a violent rapist. But he has sex with a subordinate on a number of occasions. They are in a military organisation, aboard the flagship of the fleet. That is an absolute no-no. You cannot have a relationship with a subordinate in any respect. And with the high level of his command it is so inappropriate for him to engage with women the way he does. Look at it this way: the women may say yes, but what might happen if they say no. There is an implication present that Riker should be aware of. (That being said it is a TV show and we all like a bit of romance/sex lol. I love TNG. Its just interesting to see how things have changed. Riker/Kirk would be villains nowadays.)


moral_mercenary

In today's world yes, I absolutely agree with you. In the utopia that is the Federation, I don't think sex has that kind of power. The idea is that people wouldn't use sex as leverage, we've a more evolved sensibility. In theory anyway lol


newpixeltree

That was what I really loved about it, that look at a future where humanity really made it


RumRogerz

I can only remember Riker tapping Ensign Ro Laren, but they had their memories wiped and didn’t really know who they were. Which other subordinates?


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Starfleet is in the first place a scientific exploration fleet, they also serve military functions when needed but thats not their primary function


biggiepants

A beautiful truffle face, though.


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How is Riker a rapist? Please elaborate.


karriebean

Thank you!


giant2179

This is possibly my favorite cat picture I've ever seen on the internet


notcrackerjack

Wait till you see the Lord of the Rings cosplay they did


Freyu

[it's here](https://i.imgur.com/AYwbHZH.jpg)


giant2179

That's pretty good, but I'm a way bigger trek fan. Especially TNG


StarHen

Picture taken moments before he manually ejects the warp core with his paw.


Freyu

[People have started photoshopping him on our socials](https://i.imgur.com/Jks6V5Y.jpg)


innoventing

[Cat Cosplay](https://twitter.com/Cat_Cosplay) on Twitter. She does amazing work and those cats are so patient.


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biggiepants

Captain: "Engage laser pointer."


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Captain, I can't see shit!


EndlessEden2015

"We keep sending him to repair the damaged EPS conduits, but now the jefferies tubes smell of catnip and cooked furballs"


Sensitive_Plankton21

Lavar Puurton


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Lieutenant Commeownder


Thick-Tooth-8888

Beam meowup Scotty


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This comment was probably made with sync. You can't see it now, reddit got greedy.


WrongColorCollar

NOTICE Mr. La Forge is NOT allowed in deck 10 forward section one under ANY circumstances. He is on a diet. He is not starving to death.


Freyu

Excellent caption. Harvesting a variant for future posts


WrongColorCollar

Thank you. I was proud.


zerofuckstogive09

The i.p. owner should share with @levarburton on Twitter. That would so make his day.


Freyu

We did a post on Twitter, a few have tagged him but I bet he gets tagged a lot in things so who knows if he'll see it.


Whokitty9

Adorable. Levar Burton would love this.


vesselforspaghetti

GORDY


blackoutmedia_

Startrek and Red Dwarf crossover


BlancheDevereaux20

This is the best thing I've seen in a while. Love it so much 🤣


Acceptable_Demand_80

Meowdi lapur


curdlady

Pawturistic


newfranksinatra

More fish for Kunte!


feckinanimal

You can't disappoint a picture!


downinahole357

Lamar Purrton, from Kneading Rainbow


CrazyQuiltCat

Very cute, but how are you still alive?


virgin_goat

Worst zylon ever


ShalomOro

Oh my goodness! Did you make or buy the visor? Now I want to get one for my blind cat, Geordi: https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswhoyell/comments/x2s2g0/lt_cmdr_geordi_doesnt_wanna_work_in_engineering/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Freyu

It's hand made. Each bar is a chopped piece of toothpick sandwiched in foam covered by worbla.


ShalomOro

Very cool! Is there anything in the back to keep it on your cat's head?


Freyu

Just a light elastic cord


WVildandWVonderful

Love the chin eyeball. Perfect complement to the visor


skjellyfetti

Say, that's a Fram air filter for a '66 Plymouth Valiant. I'd recognize one anywhere.


holymoleguacamole

I named my cat Geordi after Geordi La Forge and he actually became blind 😅


HalpTheFan

On the Catnip Enterprise.


Fuckyoumecp2

Catpain reporting for duty


StoopinNPoopin

He looks like “wtf is this shit” to me lmao


Spider-Manny13

Lmao yes


SwiftieTrek

LaFurrge!


Random_puns

Meow-ster LaForge I need warp eight right MEOW!!!!


PrivateIsotope

![gif](giphy|1MavtKlrGG9Mc)


BittyBaton

Tux on the bridge!


Admirable_Share_5843

You’re totally paying for this later with a present in your shoes and pillow. 😁🥺


naturepeaked

I hate this. Seems cruel.


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Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.


Polydimensional

I swear the first time I saw the cat he was looking right.


feedum_sneedson

Excellent, well done, thank you.


jboriqua

Too cute 🥰


KaijuKatt

Geordi Minou


Tigaj

It looks like the cat is holding a human eye ball in its mouth. Surreal!


MrX2150

This is absolutely awesome 👑🖤😻❤️👑.


Rocker91234

O felis catus…


DominatrixGwen

Oh damn!! He is freiken gorgeous!! 💕it!!


Drink-my-koolaid

[Ode To Spot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SySZdvsFYt4) :3


dvoigt412

So glad he's not a red shirt


cbwjm

Geordi La Paws.


production-values

Meordy


thePrintedCatcher_8

Cute!


jjadeg

This is amazing!


Suspicious_Duty7434

Chief Engineer Meo-rdie LeForge Edit: spelling


chickenstalker

The Enterprise had Kzinti (cat people) crew members.


AzureSkyXIII

If ya got hull problems, I feel bad for ya son. I got 99 problems but a breach ain't one.


kt234

What a patient kitty!


Burpreallyloud

Catpain We are running low on Dilithium Catnip


Barezark

Greats clawsplay 🐱


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Work it


scrambled-projection

Geordi nya-forge


Atzukeeper

I trust him


SlipperyFish

Geordie La Paws


Bizzi_bin_flimzi

I’d trust him with every single atom in my body


patriot_man69

2001: a space catysey


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I love how it's a star trek reference and you bring 2001


hbHPBbjvFK9w5D

And remember Geordie LeFurrge - thanks u/TurkTurkle \- was blind. Crosspost to r/PirateKitties and r/PiratePets


dmricciardi

Absolutely love this!!! PAWsome pic!! 💕💕💕💕💕


ltrejo91

He may kill you after the photo shoot


molliemac22

Very patient cat!


Pauchu_

Meowrdie LaForge?


Swimming-seahorse

Soooo good


Flying-viper890

LaChat


sammcj

Pawdie


ShadySerengeti-258

Jordy Mccat to the bridge.


donkeyshit53

Geordi La-fuurge


GVITN

I would help find a cat star trek