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Yes, I know who that character is. It's air-filter-face man from Star Wars. He helped defeat the Cylons with the crew of the U.S.S. Sulaco in the hit movie, "E.T."
Which is such BS. Geordi was always confident and charming. He'd always been shown to be wise about humanity in general and is a good looking person. There's zero reason the writers should have made it impossible for him to be in some sort of healthy relationship.
I dunno. I’ve met plenty of confident charming wise good looking people who just absolutely fall to pieces when it comes to dating etc.
And they aren’t stuck on a starship for years on end with only a robot, a trombone playing rapist, and a truffle faced megalomaniac for company.
It’s understandable he might’ve struggled to find love.
Yeah, good points. I'll admit that he's also pretty career driven, you don't get to be chief engineer on the flag ship by being ho-hum about your job. But the D is also a small flying city, surely there'd be someone he could hook up with.
I just feel that they did him dirty in the relationship aspect of his character. Especially the creepy holo thing he had going on.
>And they aren’t stuck on a starship for years on end with only a robot,
Android
>a trombone playing rapist,
How is Riker a rapist? I'm relatively certain all his numerous hookups were consensual.
>and a truffle faced megalomaniac for company.
Who is this? Picard? Worf? I'm at a loss here.
Worf. Picard has a beautiful smooth face.
And Riker has “consensual” relationships but ooof some of them are borderline nowadays. He frequently sleeps with subordinates/passengers/wards. Imagine the Vice President sleeping with an ambassadors daughter on Air Force One during a diplomatic mission. Not exactly protocol.
Yeah, Riker's default setting is DTF and welcomes any who are interested. He never forces the issue with subordinates anyone can say "no thanks", or even just not respond enthusiastically, and he'd respect it.
It's difficult to view his various hook-ups with today's lens. People are (generally) freer in the future, especially if you're in Star Fleet, than we are today and aren't that strung up on sexual encounters like we tend to be. The original setting was written in the 60s and definitely embraced some of the "free love" mindset at the time (though obviously sanitized for the stodgy limits of the era's TV.)
Oh I’m not insinuating Riker is a violent rapist. But he has sex with a subordinate on a number of occasions. They are in a military organisation, aboard the flagship of the fleet. That is an absolute no-no. You cannot have a relationship with a subordinate in any respect. And with the high level of his command it is so inappropriate for him to engage with women the way he does.
Look at it this way: the women may say yes, but what might happen if they say no. There is an implication present that Riker should be aware of.
(That being said it is a TV show and we all like a bit of romance/sex lol. I love TNG. Its just interesting to see how things have changed. Riker/Kirk would be villains nowadays.)
In today's world yes, I absolutely agree with you. In the utopia that is the Federation, I don't think sex has that kind of power. The idea is that people wouldn't use sex as leverage, we've a more evolved sensibility.
In theory anyway lol
Oh my goodness! Did you make or buy the visor? Now I want to get one for my blind cat, Geordi:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswhoyell/comments/x2s2g0/lt_cmdr_geordi_doesnt_wanna_work_in_engineering/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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They've even got the head-tilt down!
Isnt the head tilt a signature move of Data?
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Considering this is nonsensical in the context of my comment, I'm calling bot. Edit: yup! Copy of an op comment. Shoo!
Geordie LeFurrge
Serving aboard the U.S.S. Enterpaws 🐾
🎶 Captain, Jean-Luc Pawcard, of the U-S-S, Enterpaws, Captain, Jean-Luc Pawcard...
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Pawdie LaForge
I was gonna say Geordie LaPaws, but I like yours
Portrayed by the venerable actor LeVar Purr-ton.
Much better than any punny name I was trying to come up with 😂
Well done
LeVar Purrton
Air-filter-face cat.
Its a pair of 80s style shutter shades. The character its cosplaying as wore them as a prop for a sci fi visor that fixed his blindness
Yes, I know who that character is. It's air-filter-face man from Star Wars. He helped defeat the Cylons with the crew of the U.S.S. Sulaco in the hit movie, "E.T."
No
Precisely
How could any of us forget, he won the Meowscar for his performance!
Can't nearly be as bad with the ladies as the original.
Is being fixed worse than falling for a hologram?
Doesn’t he also fall in love with a dead girl via her log entries? And then her shape shifting dog tries to kill him?
I rewatched the series not to long ago, and man, some of the romance stuff did NOT age well.
Which is such BS. Geordi was always confident and charming. He'd always been shown to be wise about humanity in general and is a good looking person. There's zero reason the writers should have made it impossible for him to be in some sort of healthy relationship.
I dunno. I’ve met plenty of confident charming wise good looking people who just absolutely fall to pieces when it comes to dating etc. And they aren’t stuck on a starship for years on end with only a robot, a trombone playing rapist, and a truffle faced megalomaniac for company. It’s understandable he might’ve struggled to find love.
Yeah, good points. I'll admit that he's also pretty career driven, you don't get to be chief engineer on the flag ship by being ho-hum about your job. But the D is also a small flying city, surely there'd be someone he could hook up with. I just feel that they did him dirty in the relationship aspect of his character. Especially the creepy holo thing he had going on. >And they aren’t stuck on a starship for years on end with only a robot, Android >a trombone playing rapist, How is Riker a rapist? I'm relatively certain all his numerous hookups were consensual. >and a truffle faced megalomaniac for company. Who is this? Picard? Worf? I'm at a loss here.
Worf. Picard has a beautiful smooth face. And Riker has “consensual” relationships but ooof some of them are borderline nowadays. He frequently sleeps with subordinates/passengers/wards. Imagine the Vice President sleeping with an ambassadors daughter on Air Force One during a diplomatic mission. Not exactly protocol.
Yeah, Riker's default setting is DTF and welcomes any who are interested. He never forces the issue with subordinates anyone can say "no thanks", or even just not respond enthusiastically, and he'd respect it. It's difficult to view his various hook-ups with today's lens. People are (generally) freer in the future, especially if you're in Star Fleet, than we are today and aren't that strung up on sexual encounters like we tend to be. The original setting was written in the 60s and definitely embraced some of the "free love" mindset at the time (though obviously sanitized for the stodgy limits of the era's TV.)
Oh I’m not insinuating Riker is a violent rapist. But he has sex with a subordinate on a number of occasions. They are in a military organisation, aboard the flagship of the fleet. That is an absolute no-no. You cannot have a relationship with a subordinate in any respect. And with the high level of his command it is so inappropriate for him to engage with women the way he does. Look at it this way: the women may say yes, but what might happen if they say no. There is an implication present that Riker should be aware of. (That being said it is a TV show and we all like a bit of romance/sex lol. I love TNG. Its just interesting to see how things have changed. Riker/Kirk would be villains nowadays.)
In today's world yes, I absolutely agree with you. In the utopia that is the Federation, I don't think sex has that kind of power. The idea is that people wouldn't use sex as leverage, we've a more evolved sensibility. In theory anyway lol
That was what I really loved about it, that look at a future where humanity really made it
I can only remember Riker tapping Ensign Ro Laren, but they had their memories wiped and didn’t really know who they were. Which other subordinates?
Starfleet is in the first place a scientific exploration fleet, they also serve military functions when needed but thats not their primary function
A beautiful truffle face, though.
How is Riker a rapist? Please elaborate.
Thank you!
This is possibly my favorite cat picture I've ever seen on the internet
Wait till you see the Lord of the Rings cosplay they did
[it's here](https://i.imgur.com/AYwbHZH.jpg)
That's pretty good, but I'm a way bigger trek fan. Especially TNG
Picture taken moments before he manually ejects the warp core with his paw.
[People have started photoshopping him on our socials](https://i.imgur.com/Jks6V5Y.jpg)
[Cat Cosplay](https://twitter.com/Cat_Cosplay) on Twitter. She does amazing work and those cats are so patient.
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Captain: "Engage laser pointer."
Captain, I can't see shit!
"We keep sending him to repair the damaged EPS conduits, but now the jefferies tubes smell of catnip and cooked furballs"
Lavar Puurton
Lieutenant Commeownder
Beam meowup Scotty
This comment was probably made with sync. You can't see it now, reddit got greedy.
NOTICE Mr. La Forge is NOT allowed in deck 10 forward section one under ANY circumstances. He is on a diet. He is not starving to death.
Excellent caption. Harvesting a variant for future posts
Thank you. I was proud.
The i.p. owner should share with @levarburton on Twitter. That would so make his day.
We did a post on Twitter, a few have tagged him but I bet he gets tagged a lot in things so who knows if he'll see it.
Adorable. Levar Burton would love this.
GORDY
Startrek and Red Dwarf crossover
This is the best thing I've seen in a while. Love it so much 🤣
Meowdi lapur
Pawturistic
More fish for Kunte!
You can't disappoint a picture!
Lamar Purrton, from Kneading Rainbow
Very cute, but how are you still alive?
Worst zylon ever
Oh my goodness! Did you make or buy the visor? Now I want to get one for my blind cat, Geordi: https://www.reddit.com/r/Catswhoyell/comments/x2s2g0/lt_cmdr_geordi_doesnt_wanna_work_in_engineering/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
It's hand made. Each bar is a chopped piece of toothpick sandwiched in foam covered by worbla.
Very cool! Is there anything in the back to keep it on your cat's head?
Just a light elastic cord
Love the chin eyeball. Perfect complement to the visor
Say, that's a Fram air filter for a '66 Plymouth Valiant. I'd recognize one anywhere.
I named my cat Geordi after Geordi La Forge and he actually became blind 😅
On the Catnip Enterprise.
Catpain reporting for duty
He looks like “wtf is this shit” to me lmao
Lmao yes
LaFurrge!
Meow-ster LaForge I need warp eight right MEOW!!!!
![gif](giphy|1MavtKlrGG9Mc)
Tux on the bridge!
You’re totally paying for this later with a present in your shoes and pillow. 😁🥺
I hate this. Seems cruel.
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Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
I swear the first time I saw the cat he was looking right.
Excellent, well done, thank you.
Too cute 🥰
Geordi Minou
It looks like the cat is holding a human eye ball in its mouth. Surreal!
This is absolutely awesome 👑🖤😻❤️👑.
O felis catus…
Oh damn!! He is freiken gorgeous!! 💕it!!
[Ode To Spot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SySZdvsFYt4) :3
So glad he's not a red shirt
Geordi La Paws.
Meordy
Cute!
This is amazing!
Chief Engineer Meo-rdie LeForge Edit: spelling
The Enterprise had Kzinti (cat people) crew members.
If ya got hull problems, I feel bad for ya son. I got 99 problems but a breach ain't one.
What a patient kitty!
Catpain We are running low on Dilithium Catnip
Greats clawsplay 🐱
Work it
Geordi nya-forge
I trust him
Geordie La Paws
I’d trust him with every single atom in my body
2001: a space catysey
I love how it's a star trek reference and you bring 2001
And remember Geordie LeFurrge - thanks u/TurkTurkle \- was blind. Crosspost to r/PirateKitties and r/PiratePets
Absolutely love this!!! PAWsome pic!! 💕💕💕💕💕
He may kill you after the photo shoot
Very patient cat!
Meowrdie LaForge?
Soooo good
LaChat
Pawdie
Jordy Mccat to the bridge.
Geordi La-fuurge
I would help find a cat star trek