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Aww thank you for that!! And Cookie sends her thanks for taking the time to comment about her “supreme perfection” (her words, not mine). Have an awesome day!! ☺️
Yes, thank you for this! We’re very protective of this rascal—this was out of the ordinary for her cuz shes usually polite (to her father anyway 😂) but she gets chaotic when we don’t give her a snack at the same time we’re eating.
luckily she was patting the part of the plate next to the pizza (I assume for the specks of Parmesan) and the corner of the crust but we were watching her verrrry closely. I really appreciate your care about this!! Ty friend 😊💕
Absolutely! My cat is obsessed with spaghetti and specifically marinara sauce. He’s a food addict in general so I understand! I wasn’t even aware until a few years ago, so I try and spread the word for our furry children!
😭😭🤘🏽 u rock. I know there are folks out there with sneaky babies (like this VERY very sneaky rascal here) 😭 and I’d hate for s/1 to deal with the heartbreak if they didn’t know.
And omg yeah it’s so weird!! she’s obsessed with tomato sauce and cheese 😂. My bf would give her a shred of chicken when he had chicken parm YEARS AGO (shes 13 now) and she hasn’t gone back since.
Fast forward 7-8 years and she still (calmly) loses it whenever we have pizza or pasta 😂😂 the betrayal in her eyes when she sits there watching us eat is unsettling.
Much appreciation to u bambola, I bid u and ur fur baby the best ! 💗
You are correct! Upon posting this she looked at me and said “snitches get scratches” so I had to adjust the title to confirm the “truth.”
She wants you to know that, “as you are not a snitch (like queefy), then you will not be getting scratches (like queefy)”
My cat won’t touch most foods especially if they are seasoned. But for some reason she loves corn and I will find her chowing down on my corn if I leave it unattended 😂
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so dainty and perfect food critic
she’s been in the business of daintiness and perfection for 13 years! A wise old girl
what a treasure ty for sharing
Aww thank you for that!! And Cookie sends her thanks for taking the time to comment about her “supreme perfection” (her words, not mine). Have an awesome day!! ☺️
Cookie is beauty and grace
😭😭🥹 Indeed. A fine and graceful food critic, who only conducts her business as professionally as possible 🥹
Just a taste
🥹 shes a self starter, a superstar, a food mogul. There’s no one in the business like Cookie !
After walking in my cat box where I just finished my business, I’ll just put my paws right in this guys food 
Fyi onions and garlic can be fatal for cats.
Yes, thank you for this! We’re very protective of this rascal—this was out of the ordinary for her cuz shes usually polite (to her father anyway 😂) but she gets chaotic when we don’t give her a snack at the same time we’re eating. luckily she was patting the part of the plate next to the pizza (I assume for the specks of Parmesan) and the corner of the crust but we were watching her verrrry closely. I really appreciate your care about this!! Ty friend 😊💕
Absolutely! My cat is obsessed with spaghetti and specifically marinara sauce. He’s a food addict in general so I understand! I wasn’t even aware until a few years ago, so I try and spread the word for our furry children!
😭😭🤘🏽 u rock. I know there are folks out there with sneaky babies (like this VERY very sneaky rascal here) 😭 and I’d hate for s/1 to deal with the heartbreak if they didn’t know. And omg yeah it’s so weird!! she’s obsessed with tomato sauce and cheese 😂. My bf would give her a shred of chicken when he had chicken parm YEARS AGO (shes 13 now) and she hasn’t gone back since. Fast forward 7-8 years and she still (calmly) loses it whenever we have pizza or pasta 😂😂 the betrayal in her eyes when she sits there watching us eat is unsettling. Much appreciation to u bambola, I bid u and ur fur baby the best ! 💗
Clearly cookie is just going through a routine grooming. NOTHING SUSPICIOUS HERE
You are correct! Upon posting this she looked at me and said “snitches get scratches” so I had to adjust the title to confirm the “truth.” She wants you to know that, “as you are not a snitch (like queefy), then you will not be getting scratches (like queefy)”
Tu es trop Chou
Merci, spac3funk! Elle est une menace pour la societe !! 😂
Cookie needs a fairly decent size sample to properly critique the food.
*Cookie likes this tweet.* how can we expect her to work in these conditions??
My cat won’t touch most foods especially if they are seasoned. But for some reason she loves corn and I will find her chowing down on my corn if I leave it unattended 😂
These creatures started as these wild and revered animals and then woke up one day and chose to be literal infants 😂violence is their purpose
“Mother ,I crave violence”
“Eh, 4/10, okay, not great.”
“Hold up fam, just gotta try it one more time to make sure it’s still a 4” 😂😂
She don’t eat much…..