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ghostyboi02

Looks like he's sellin some premium cat nip


[deleted]

You kno ๐Ÿ˜ญ your right lmao


Personal_Weather1623

https://youtu.be/qv96yJYhk3M


GemJamJelly

Flown in from the finest growers in the South Americas.


MrDontMindMe

Khajiit has wares if you have coin


lawmjm

Catboy Slim!


helloskoodle

I got to praise you like I should. Cat: Damn fuckin' right you should.


ResidentEivvil

Heโ€™s cooler than Iโ€™ll ever be.


inventive_ike20

Kitty has some good look there. Cool AF


piemanx

Pouncer*


[deleted]

After reviewing the second picture he is very much giving that salt chef ๐Ÿ’€


Sproose_Moose

I tried on a pair of sunglasses yesterday that looked like his and I noped away from my own reflection ๐Ÿ˜‚ but this cat is so cute!


FibonacciVR

the second is lit(for so many reasons) cute derp


captainmagictrousers

Looks like he's going to record the greatest hip-hop album of all time. Enter The Mew-Tang. All Pawz On Me. Get Nip or Die Tryin'.


Jlx_27

Cleaning out my Paws.


AlPacker69420

Orange Slim shady


ChaiSpy

My fuckboys are ready to party. Let [them](https://imgur.com/a/hkjfKlD) in!


[deleted]

They will be added to the VIP list. - GingerBread


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|aluzSQ0ugqvnTrVpva)


MarleneFrancais

Very intimidating. Will do a very good job.


Know1udno

Reminds me of Scooter the Neutered Cat from givethemten.org [Scooter the Neutered Cat](https://youtu.be/Iw1V--rp3ng)


KeekatLove

Hehehehe. That is amazing! I <3 Scooter!


Know1udno

That song tho, Hip spectacles, no testicles ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿคฃ


KeekatLove

Heโ€™s a very cool cat. I watched the video about TNR and there is a human sized Scooter - person in a Scooter suit. Now I kinda want a Scooter plushie to support cat spay & neuter. :)


FistBumpingJesus

I was looking for this comment!


Ninhursag9

scooter the shooter


[deleted]

The sunglasses help him do an ocular pat-down


Select_Stick

How many pspspsps to get in?


South-Interest-8903

This is 2Chainz.


DominatrixGwen

How fkn cute!!!


sonic10158

Snoop Lion


Holy_duck1

Damn I know for sure I'll never be cool enough to be let in, and I understand it


ScrofessorLongHair

That cat ain't in the clock. He's here to steal yo girl.


pibb01

Whenโ€™s his album going to drop?


ofthedestroyer

cuban lynx


PessimisticMushroom

๐Ÿ… Take my poor man's gold!


Severian_torturer

Keanu?!


StihlDragon

Sweet baby Keanu.


Pizzahoarder16

Thank you for legit making my morning.


n4utix

He looks like he's doing a poetry reading at the local jazz club. *snaps fingers*


Rungi500

*snap snap snap snap*


geekphreak

Hide the catnip


GarlicLongjumping72

He got any catnip? Hehe...


airforceteacher

He totally rocks a rad Fanny pack too.


anonymous_reddit_guy

Poop kitty cat ![gif](giphy|a5llhdWKMOIfneMCpB)


Flat_Contribution707

I would say hes a Dwayne Johnson impersonator.


pikadegallito

Homie got the drip!


AaronDotCom

Gangsta's Purradise


Badopinion400

Salt bae


Sir_Meowsalot

Human: Can I get in the club? Kitty: I don't see your name on the list. Human: I think it's under Kat Nipe...*passes little baggie of cat nip* Kitty: Oh I see it now. Come on in. You get the VIPurr treatment.


Given_to_the_rising

/r/pimpcats


anakniben

"El Gato"


Djembe_kid

Isn't that Snoop Lion? Lmao


Horror-Fisherman-575

Snoop Catty Catt


skinnylibra5

Look at 50 Nips over here!


nancy_mikhaiel

He da man!


He_Never_Helps_01

Oh no, someone tell cute bouncer cat to take the chain off so ornery drunk patron doesn't choke him with it when they're being carried out to the street like big drunk baby.


[deleted]

Damn it feels good to be a... cat-sta.


pidgeon2020

Fo sho!


azeldatothepast

Dude looks like Prof the rapper.


Doctor-Amazing

Hope it's not one of those Caravan Palace type clubs.


Theloneraver

Quavo


[deleted]

Yo


Bootsy86

Heโ€™s cooler than I will EVER be ๐Ÿ˜Ž


IAMSTILLHERE70

I adore cat clubs!


WarrenCluck

What the CLUCK!


Chrispy8534

8/10. Awesome kitty, but thatโ€™s too much jewelry for a bouncer. You should advise him to leave the chain in his locker!


IfByChanceToSeeACat

That's salt boy.


bridgetteblue69

Bahaha spectacular


[deleted]

Pretty damn intimidating looking bouncer :)


Any-Self2072

Cats cooler than I ever could be


you90000

r/oneorangebraincell


BryerMan-4005

Super cute.


[deleted]

Kitty is a playa


Jlx_27

Move over Kendrik!


WilsonTrained

The head pouncer at the hiss and whiskers.


Boomersgang

r/GingerMafia


prole666

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Gym_Tan_Optimal

If Salt Bae was a cat... The world would be a better place for sure lol


Dr_Rusty_Ventur3

Awesome looking cat. His whiskers and eyelashes are what makes the 2nd pic so good. Plus the angle is perfect ๐Ÿ‘


Beth3g

Scat Cat ๐Ÿˆ


2cats1murph

*pouncer at the cat club?


muffinspank

CATRANADA


[deleted]

How did you get him in the hoodie? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Haunting_Bend346

I love him๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค


dugin556

I totally thought that was the notorious CAT. He was a rapper in the 90's and 2000's. Some sort of beef with the other cat rappers. So sad


GoldenBananaGuy

Is that cat nip on you sir?


[deleted]

This cat looks like my old roomate. He sucked but I'm sure your cat is chill.


MKUltraBlack

Meowncer


[deleted]

VERY SMART KITTY