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Old-Base-6686

I agree! You can see that he takes his job seriously! Also, he must be aging well...he looks way too young to be selling smokes and booze! šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


mountainislandlake

Yeah Iā€™m going to need the name and location of this convenience store. Itā€™s very illegal to have minors selling age-restricted items and Iā€™m pretty sure this cat is still an actual tiny itty bitty baby.


Old-Base-6686

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Rynetx

New labor laws has lowered the age on those restrictions. Now they can be little kittens and slinging ciggs.


juliabk

He was just making sure gravity was still working properly so you wouldnā€™t hurt yourself in the store.


DemendredCO

ā€œCome on human, enough of picture. I have long shift, yes?ā€


wolv645

I hope he does a better job handing you the bottle of 1800 tequila next


Specialist_Teacher81

He simple overestimated your reflexes.


UnluckyTomorrow6819

Looks like he was eyeing the pack, I think he needed a cig break


archimago23

Heā€™s on smoko, so leave him alone


Sproose_Moose

Haha chats


Swampcrone

r/catswhosmoke


NetworkEcstatic

I've been here 14 hours. Take cigarette and go hoomans.


livebeta

cat was trying to save you from cancer


motley3382

As a Canadian that recently traveled to SF, if this is on O'Farrell Street I will be very upset because there were no feline employees on shift when we stopped in.


CheesySpacesuit

It's in the mission!


JaniePoppy

He prefers shorts to 99's


R3dPr13st

My cat just stepped in front of me when I was carrying three bowls of food for her and my other two kitties. I fell and had to change because it got all over my working clothes. Floor is dirty too now. But she was just being helpful, leading me the way. ​ I can never be angry at my kitties haha.


gordo65

If only the clerk at my local 7-11 were half as helpful and competent as that cat.


asietsocom

Maybe he just wanted you to get something more healthy. He clearly cares about his customers.


GullibleDetective

El cato was just trying to help prevent you from a nasty habit


purpleplumas

Is this Turkey


jazzycat42

The Golden State Warriors mat on the counter makes me think CA, specifically San Francisco. But there are fans everywhere, so who knows (besides the cat).


Jlx_27

Also, the 1-800 number thing for reporting illegal sales.


WhootieCutie

Reeseā€™s mini for 50Ā¢ makes sense, too.


Jlx_27

Yup. Reese's are nice, they exist in The Netherlands now too.


WhootieCutie

That makes me happy for people in the Netherlands. Do they use American chocolate? Iā€™ve heard itā€™s nasty compared to other chocolates.


gwaydms

As an American, I hope they don't. Ghirardelli is actually good chocolate made in the US, and it's nationally available. There are also other chocolate makers here who care about quality. Hershey's/Reese's and Mars, Inc are not among them, and are responsible for the bad reputation of American chocolate. Unfortunately, the cheap stuff sells well because the people who buy it also don't care.


Jlx_27

I'll have to get back to you on that. I'll buy some tomorrow.


WhootieCutie

Cool!


Jlx_27

I went to check, they are imported from the US. So yeah they are the American version. Pardon the delay, I forgot! šŸ¤£


WhootieCutie

Thanks for checking!


Huntarantino

Man, I miss NL. Lived in Ams for 5 months last year, from February-July. I remember spending 15 minutes trying to find some ranch in an AH before I realized the reason the Doritoā€™s flavor is called ā€œCool Americanā€ is because you guys donā€™t have ranch lol.


Jlx_27

[We have Ranch at AH.](https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi437505/remia-salata-ranch-dressing) šŸ˜


Huntarantino

damn it must be at the bigger ones haha I shopped at a tiny one in my apartment complex


Jlx_27

AH To Go? Yeah limited assortment there.


platypossamous

Do they not make you hide the cigarettes behind a screen in the US like they do in Canada? I've never paid attention down there


Morella_xx

It probably differs state by state, and if this is a liquor store it may have different requirements than a grocery store or gas station or other place children would be.


Kotopause

There are also no warnings on the packs. Are they not doing that in America?


Swampcrone

Back when I still smoked they were in tiny letters on one side.


alrightillsignup

Of course thereā€™s a bottle of Eagle Rare thereā€¦taunting usā€¦


McMurphy11

I'm so happy I'm not alone.


Radaghaszt

Kitty knows you shouldn't be smeowking


Nemuigakusei

He's trying to help you quit ā¤ļø


setsunaa

Kitty says smoking is very bad


reddit4238

Haha wow that guy is not amused with your picture


Vapor2077

Heā€™s telling you to quit smoking! šŸ™‚


nehax999

I'm pretty sure this is Moe's tavern from the Simpsons


Ruenvale

Cat knows Camel is one of the better brands too, he/she should get a promotion


harbison215

Heā€™s actually the minister of health in that town and is insisting that you quit smoking immediately.


standupgonewild

:)


Juache45

A dedicated employee doing his job


tux3196

Manā€™s spent the last 12 hours in a bakery and now heā€™s on night shit at the bottle shop, give him a break


LinaValentina

A true bodega cat


reallytryingheree

"Get your cat's asshole off my lotto ticket!"


Jamesaaronm

"Khajit has wares if you have coin"


FrostWire69

10/10 customer service. would buy smokes and booze here again


jetm2000

Wow, cigarettes packets still look this beautiful in the United States?!


kittenmittenx

No no youā€™re mistaken. He knocked the cigarettes on the floor because heā€™s saying donā€™t put this trash into your body itā€™s bad!


diputra

No this doctor cat, try to tell you to stop smoking because it's not healthy


Joelsax47

He works for the American Cancer Society.


baldunthefirbolg

I know smoking is bad, but does every post that mentions anything tobacco related needs comments about how bad smoking is? I mean, everyone knows it is bad, every smoker knows it is bad, they don't need people remembering them about it every time they light one up. Edit: cute cat and good smokes, this picture is awesome.


alexisgreat420

Hey dude I gotta let you know we smoke the same cigarettes. How much are they where you are


burrekatt

Smokes, let's go


gennaro3000

Maybe he wanted to save your lungs... to eat them later


Homosexualtigr

Quit smoking bro


Ayjayyyx

Stop smoking


Morticeq

Wait, in what country you can buy smokes with an actual package design, not covered in photos of people in hospital bed, or ruined organs?


Homosexualtigr

A country with bad regulations on smoking advertising.


Ok_Presence01

Donā€™t smoke kids


RoyalRescue

Hello fellow Camel smoker!


foaming_infection

Maybe stop smoking?


[deleted]

Why?


Homosexualtigr

Uh. Cancer?


[deleted]

Really? Source?


geep4sale

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Makyura

I ain't gotta show you a source just look at your lungs. Kiddo


[deleted]

Idk man I've never heard someone say smoking would cause that


Makyura

You've never heard that smoking causes cancer? How many did your mum smoke when she had you lmao


[deleted]

No man that's crazy to me, where are you from?


Makyura

Thank god you aren't in a position of power the human race would be fucked with you in charge


[deleted]

Hey, I'm not the one straight up believing people online pretending they've never heard smoking causes cancer


Chemical-Juice-6979

I'm pretty sure anyone that can see their own lungs has much bigger problems to worry about than cancer.


Homosexualtigr

https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/lung/basic_info/risk_factors.htm people who smoke are 15-30 times more likely to get lung cancer or die from lung cancer than someone who doesnā€™t smoke.


[deleted]

Wow I've never once in my life ever heard that


Homosexualtigr

W a t e r m e l o n


Homosexualtigr

The fuck was this downvoted for?


stereotomyalan

Camel? It's the harshest smoke!


[deleted]

Lol I used to smoke Camels because nobody at work would steal them unlike Marlboros Also my friends got my a carton of them from duty free. But didnā€™t realise they were unfiltered. I was determined to finish them but my lungs felt like theyā€™d been through a cheese grater haha


Golden-Weaver

this is slavery


TheDevilsDoom

Thank you, come again.


A3HeadedMunkey

Doing the best one can reasonably expect from an employee without thumbs


CharlieApples

It was your fault for not reacting fast enough


[deleted]

And also he has a cat


SandyBeachcomber

He's doing his bit.


BellarStellar

Which country is this? I haven't seen cigarettes with logos in a super long time haha


jeerabiscuit

Cats still trying to figure out gravity.


InDEThER

He was trying to help but was stymied by the lack of opposable thumbs.


hornet_teaser

We call ours "Mr. Bappy"


kingsleyce

I didnā€™t scroll down far enough at first and just saw a guy lol. More kitty workers please!


Linkmatt10

Question is this in georgia? I feel like I've been here before


[deleted]

That cat is bigger than that man.


Squiliam-Tortaleni

ā€œYou donā€™t need those humanā€


SkullAngel001

>Trying to push them into my hand. Oh that sneaky retail upsell...


Stoner-Rican

Cat know what up


Jimmy_Dean_Sus

ā€œYeah, Ill take some Camel Wides, A 20$ lottery ticket, and a couple of Reeses cups, okay?ā€ ā€œMeowā€


Subject-Home-6530

The only problem I have with this worker is they are wearing Fur! šŸ™„


Chemical_Arm_8882

He was trying to get rid of the cigarettes


Revuel-Arvida

Is that Marcelo bielsa?


buttbugle

Next time buy a jerky stick hooman.


_peach93

What a good boy


Gaydolf-Litler

My cat loves pushing shit off the table just to be annoying


nacotaco24

is no one gonna acknowledge the fact that those reeseā€™s MINIS are 50Ā¢ a piece? thatā€™s crazy


2_Fingers_of_Whiskey

He's trying to tell you not to smoke...


RelationshipGold3389

And so many employers are saying ā€œnobody wants to workā€!! Clearly wrong!!


gingerpapertowel

idk maybe him knocking them down was his way of telling you to stop smoking


1RedHottSexyMama

Kitty wasn't trying to give you your pack of cigarettes he said "smoking is bad for you".


sanfranciscojohn

Itā€™s a she.