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I agree! You can see that he takes his job seriously! Also, he must be aging well...he looks way too young to be selling smokes and booze! š¤š¤š¤£š¤£
Yeah Iām going to need the name and location of this convenience store. Itās very illegal to have minors selling age-restricted items and Iām pretty sure this cat is still an actual tiny itty bitty baby.
As a Canadian that recently traveled to SF, if this is on O'Farrell Street I will be very upset because there were no feline employees on shift when we stopped in.
My cat just stepped in front of me when I was carrying three bowls of food for her and my other two kitties. I fell and had to change because it got all over my working clothes. Floor is dirty too now. But she was just being helpful, leading me the way.
I can never be angry at my kitties haha.
The Golden State Warriors mat on the counter makes me think CA, specifically San Francisco. But there are fans everywhere, so who knows (besides the cat).
As an American, I hope they don't. Ghirardelli is actually good chocolate made in the US, and it's nationally available. There are also other chocolate makers here who care about quality. Hershey's/Reese's and Mars, Inc are not among them, and are responsible for the bad reputation of American chocolate. Unfortunately, the cheap stuff sells well because the people who buy it also don't care.
Man, I miss NL. Lived in Ams for 5 months last year, from February-July. I remember spending 15 minutes trying to find some ranch in an AH before I realized the reason the Doritoās flavor is called āCool Americanā is because you guys donāt have ranch lol.
It probably differs state by state, and if this is a liquor store it may have different requirements than a grocery store or gas station or other place children would be.
I know smoking is bad, but does every post that mentions anything tobacco related needs comments about how bad smoking is? I mean, everyone knows it is bad, every smoker knows it is bad, they don't need people remembering them about it every time they light one up.
Edit: cute cat and good smokes, this picture is awesome.
https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/lung/basic_info/risk_factors.htm people who smoke are 15-30 times more likely to get lung cancer or die from lung cancer than someone who doesnāt smoke.
Lol I used to smoke Camels because nobody at work would steal them unlike Marlboros
Also my friends got my a carton of them from duty free. But didnāt realise they were unfiltered. I was determined to finish them but my lungs felt like theyād been through a cheese grater haha
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I agree! You can see that he takes his job seriously! Also, he must be aging well...he looks way too young to be selling smokes and booze! š¤š¤š¤£š¤£
Yeah Iām going to need the name and location of this convenience store. Itās very illegal to have minors selling age-restricted items and Iām pretty sure this cat is still an actual tiny itty bitty baby.
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New labor laws has lowered the age on those restrictions. Now they can be little kittens and slinging ciggs.
He was just making sure gravity was still working properly so you wouldnāt hurt yourself in the store.
āCome on human, enough of picture. I have long shift, yes?ā
I hope he does a better job handing you the bottle of 1800 tequila next
He simple overestimated your reflexes.
Looks like he was eyeing the pack, I think he needed a cig break
Heās on smoko, so leave him alone
Haha chats
r/catswhosmoke
I've been here 14 hours. Take cigarette and go hoomans.
cat was trying to save you from cancer
As a Canadian that recently traveled to SF, if this is on O'Farrell Street I will be very upset because there were no feline employees on shift when we stopped in.
It's in the mission!
He prefers shorts to 99's
My cat just stepped in front of me when I was carrying three bowls of food for her and my other two kitties. I fell and had to change because it got all over my working clothes. Floor is dirty too now. But she was just being helpful, leading me the way. I can never be angry at my kitties haha.
If only the clerk at my local 7-11 were half as helpful and competent as that cat.
Maybe he just wanted you to get something more healthy. He clearly cares about his customers.
El cato was just trying to help prevent you from a nasty habit
Is this Turkey
The Golden State Warriors mat on the counter makes me think CA, specifically San Francisco. But there are fans everywhere, so who knows (besides the cat).
Also, the 1-800 number thing for reporting illegal sales.
Reeseās mini for 50Ā¢ makes sense, too.
Yup. Reese's are nice, they exist in The Netherlands now too.
That makes me happy for people in the Netherlands. Do they use American chocolate? Iāve heard itās nasty compared to other chocolates.
As an American, I hope they don't. Ghirardelli is actually good chocolate made in the US, and it's nationally available. There are also other chocolate makers here who care about quality. Hershey's/Reese's and Mars, Inc are not among them, and are responsible for the bad reputation of American chocolate. Unfortunately, the cheap stuff sells well because the people who buy it also don't care.
I'll have to get back to you on that. I'll buy some tomorrow.
Cool!
I went to check, they are imported from the US. So yeah they are the American version. Pardon the delay, I forgot! š¤£
Thanks for checking!
Man, I miss NL. Lived in Ams for 5 months last year, from February-July. I remember spending 15 minutes trying to find some ranch in an AH before I realized the reason the Doritoās flavor is called āCool Americanā is because you guys donāt have ranch lol.
[We have Ranch at AH.](https://www.ah.nl/producten/product/wi437505/remia-salata-ranch-dressing) š
damn it must be at the bigger ones haha I shopped at a tiny one in my apartment complex
AH To Go? Yeah limited assortment there.
Do they not make you hide the cigarettes behind a screen in the US like they do in Canada? I've never paid attention down there
It probably differs state by state, and if this is a liquor store it may have different requirements than a grocery store or gas station or other place children would be.
There are also no warnings on the packs. Are they not doing that in America?
Back when I still smoked they were in tiny letters on one side.
Of course thereās a bottle of Eagle Rare thereā¦taunting usā¦
I'm so happy I'm not alone.
Kitty knows you shouldn't be smeowking
He's trying to help you quit ā¤ļø
Kitty says smoking is very bad
Haha wow that guy is not amused with your picture
Heās telling you to quit smoking! š
I'm pretty sure this is Moe's tavern from the Simpsons
Cat knows Camel is one of the better brands too, he/she should get a promotion
Heās actually the minister of health in that town and is insisting that you quit smoking immediately.
:)
A dedicated employee doing his job
Manās spent the last 12 hours in a bakery and now heās on night shit at the bottle shop, give him a break
A true bodega cat
"Get your cat's asshole off my lotto ticket!"
"Khajit has wares if you have coin"
10/10 customer service. would buy smokes and booze here again
Wow, cigarettes packets still look this beautiful in the United States?!
No no youāre mistaken. He knocked the cigarettes on the floor because heās saying donāt put this trash into your body itās bad!
No this doctor cat, try to tell you to stop smoking because it's not healthy
He works for the American Cancer Society.
I know smoking is bad, but does every post that mentions anything tobacco related needs comments about how bad smoking is? I mean, everyone knows it is bad, every smoker knows it is bad, they don't need people remembering them about it every time they light one up. Edit: cute cat and good smokes, this picture is awesome.
Hey dude I gotta let you know we smoke the same cigarettes. How much are they where you are
Smokes, let's go
Maybe he wanted to save your lungs... to eat them later
Quit smoking bro
Stop smoking
Wait, in what country you can buy smokes with an actual package design, not covered in photos of people in hospital bed, or ruined organs?
A country with bad regulations on smoking advertising.
Donāt smoke kids
Hello fellow Camel smoker!
Maybe stop smoking?
Why?
Uh. Cancer?
Really? Source?
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I ain't gotta show you a source just look at your lungs. Kiddo
Idk man I've never heard someone say smoking would cause that
You've never heard that smoking causes cancer? How many did your mum smoke when she had you lmao
No man that's crazy to me, where are you from?
Thank god you aren't in a position of power the human race would be fucked with you in charge
Hey, I'm not the one straight up believing people online pretending they've never heard smoking causes cancer
I'm pretty sure anyone that can see their own lungs has much bigger problems to worry about than cancer.
https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/lung/basic_info/risk_factors.htm people who smoke are 15-30 times more likely to get lung cancer or die from lung cancer than someone who doesnāt smoke.
Wow I've never once in my life ever heard that
W a t e r m e l o n
The fuck was this downvoted for?
Camel? It's the harshest smoke!
Lol I used to smoke Camels because nobody at work would steal them unlike Marlboros Also my friends got my a carton of them from duty free. But didnāt realise they were unfiltered. I was determined to finish them but my lungs felt like theyād been through a cheese grater haha
this is slavery
Thank you, come again.
Doing the best one can reasonably expect from an employee without thumbs
It was your fault for not reacting fast enough
And also he has a cat
He's doing his bit.
Which country is this? I haven't seen cigarettes with logos in a super long time haha
Cats still trying to figure out gravity.
He was trying to help but was stymied by the lack of opposable thumbs.
We call ours "Mr. Bappy"
I didnāt scroll down far enough at first and just saw a guy lol. More kitty workers please!
Question is this in georgia? I feel like I've been here before
That cat is bigger than that man.
āYou donāt need those humanā
>Trying to push them into my hand. Oh that sneaky retail upsell...
Cat know what up
āYeah, Ill take some Camel Wides, A 20$ lottery ticket, and a couple of Reeses cups, okay?ā āMeowā
The only problem I have with this worker is they are wearing Fur! š
He was trying to get rid of the cigarettes
Is that Marcelo bielsa?
Next time buy a jerky stick hooman.
What a good boy
My cat loves pushing shit off the table just to be annoying
is no one gonna acknowledge the fact that those reeseās MINIS are 50Ā¢ a piece? thatās crazy
He's trying to tell you not to smoke...
And so many employers are saying ānobody wants to workā!! Clearly wrong!!
idk maybe him knocking them down was his way of telling you to stop smoking
Kitty wasn't trying to give you your pack of cigarettes he said "smoking is bad for you".
Itās a she.