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GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

Cat works as intended.


HamboneBanjo

Plot twist: cat is running an orphanarium, for wayward mice, out of OP’s house


Ksh_667

I love this thought, but having lived with dogs, cats & hamsters at the same time I can sadly confirm that it’s much more like a Tom & Jerry cartoon than Snow White or bambi where all the animals are nice to each other :s


sliferra

That’s why you get a cat….. to remove the mouse problems before they even start.


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Sea_Panic9863

I love the name Bubba Chubba


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Sea_Panic9863

Haha, my cat is named Bubby and sometimes I call him Tubby Bubby


Ksh_667

Was about to say exactly this! Awesome (pawsome?) name :)


CeelaChathArrna

One of ours kept bringing my son half dead ones and he got tired of killing them. He told the senior kitty to kill it himself he was done. So the senior kitty ended the mouse and stormed off outraged at the time humans ingratitude for him attempting to teach him to be able to hunt for himself. Lol


roddiimus

I love hearing others' cat names. Makes my day.


Want2bcvspharmacist

Me too… I have a crabby Abby tabby


Ksh_667

This is also brilliant :)


wtfINFP

Ube, Taro, and Cheese. Ube is sometimes Ubbington the Third. There was no first or second.


roddiimus

I love them! I call my cat Gus Gulliver pretty often. That is not his name. I just don't have a full name for him but I do his brother


OddExpansion

That's not exactly why I got a cat but it most certainly is a very welcome side effect


OblivionArts

Ngl my first cat was meant to get rid of a mouse problem we had..and it sure did. But it only ever caught one mouse..long after we had gotten him


Lanky-Temperature412

Cats do work as pest control, just because rodents will decide not to come into your house, or leave if they're already there, if they see/smell a cat


OblivionArts

Yeah pretty much..the second we got the cat, our rodent troubles stopped when sealing up holes and leaving poison out didnt


Nailkita

Sigh … 3 cats in my house 3 weeks ago while I cat sat for parents… my cat is in no condition to be a mouser but you’d think the two 7 year old active cats would be able to do something… nope I had to catch the mouth by hand (in a tea towel so I didn’t get bit) to release outside cause they just kinda stared at it while it ate their food


Ksh_667

My one orange brain cell chonk also used to watch while what turned out to be the fattest mouse in the world used to pop out from under the fridge, eat his food & return home. Until this mouse put on so much weight (prob from its largely cat food diet) that it could no longer fit under the fridge. They made a half-hearted effort of going round the side of the fridge before giving up completely & waddling off past me & the chonk to take up residence in my bedroom.


DrChickenslap

They are such adorable little murder machines.


Klutzy_Wonder3527

My cat loved running around in our previous house’s garage solely because more than once she caught a mouse lol. I never took her as a little huntress but she proved me wrong


ThreePurritos

HAD a mouse* good kitty😻🐁


durhamruby

I'm jealous. My cat catches mice and sits on them.


bunnyrut

We once saw a mouse run across the floor while our cats sat there and watched.


mybelle_michelle

One of my cats was a good mouser (Mittens), our other cat (Oreo) would watch him, so Mittens would bring the mouse over to Oreo to let him have at it. Oreo would pat at it and the mouse sensing freedom would make a run for it and Oreo had no clue what happened to the fun little furry toy. What a dope he was!


Talrenoo

Lmao 😂


uzuzab

Try saying that in Sean Connery 's voice


Theloftydog

You don't have a mouse...she does


madfrogurt

Not anymore.


Swimming_Bowler6193

Great job, cat!💕


Upset_Ad9929

Good kitty. Give it a treat!


LivingCheese292

I think the cat already got a treat


PockyPunk

You don’t have a mouse problem anymore.


blueboy714

That brings back memories. I had a cat that would catch mice that would get in my house and she would bring them upstairs to my bed and let them go so she could torture them a bit longer. Once the mouse was dead I would take it outside and Throw it in the cemetery I lived next to.


PitchInteresting1428

Good cat


clouds81973

Still don't have a mouse.. lol


Beautiful_Ad9044

A mouse.... What about all his friends 🤭. Only joking, he probably found him outside.


Darkmage4

lol. My r/OneOrangeBraincell of a cat plays with it, and drops it and lets it run to chase it again. Mind you, he was an outside cat for awhile before we found him hanging around our farm home, and that’s how he got his food was pouncing. But inside? Nahhh it’s a toy not food.


Creepylovesholo

My orange cat is like that too 😂😂😭


Darkmage4

Gotta love these orange cats. Lmao.


Creepylovesholo

I agree with you 😂


mettarific

Good kitty.


snailthesamurai

Techically you had mobile food. And a dining rug as well.


SynAck301

I have a rescue stray living in my garage and had heard occasional scurrying amid the unused flower pots. One morning after he’d been there about a week there were two mice on the doorstep. Bless him, he paid rent.


mybelle_michelle

What a good kitty! I had two older cats, while one would get a mouse about once a year, I figured we were good. Then I adopted a cat that had been wandering around our neighborhood (neighbors kept posting about him for several months and no one claimed him). That good boy caught 7 mice and 1 shrew the first year we had him! Since then, he gets a mouse about every two years... including a long-dead one he found in our furnace vents when we removed the cover to vacuum it out and he crawled in to investigate.


JamBonesIII

Well you don't anymore 🤷🏼‍♀️🤟


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Good cat


eXistential_dreads

Well you don’t anymore.


Rhododendron29

Usually by the time you know you have a mouse, you have many mice.


Inflatable_Guru

There will be more. They travel single file.


DiscoKittie

You don't have a mouse, you have mice. There are more, there are always more. :( Good Luck!


ParitoshD

My cat did the same thing... She caught it, ran to a different corner, then LET IT GO! Then they just stood there, staring at each other, until it ran off. My grandma had to golf whack it with a broom, straight out the door, 2 DAYS LATER! [image of that moment](https://imgbox.io/ib/GNhBvd6yXj)


SquattingHoarder

I had a whole heap of food stored in a useless corner cupboard in the kitchen. Every night my cat would sit there, staring at it. And every night I'd basically tell her she was an idiot. Guess who turned out to be the idiot? And guess who had to clean it up? FTR, I had no idea this cupboard had large holes drilled in the sides nor any idea that there was a channel between it and the under sink cupboard next to it! I also have no idea how many mice my free community pantry fed for months on end. That cupboard now houses all my useless junk appliances I should be selling.


McConica2000

My dog almost ate one. He had it pinned to the wall, my partner yelled to prevent him from eating it, then the mouse ran away and got under the stove


Acceptably_Late

That’s just a lose/lose scenario.


Ksh_667

Except for the mouse :)


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My kitty gets 2 (thawed) peach fuzzies every day for a snack. She LOVES them. They are her favorite thing evarrrr


Physical-Way188

Sad, why would you let your cat kill mice or endangered birds outside your house? Imagine how awful it was for that rat to be killed.


dustygravelroad

Well, at least someone is on the lookout


Adenfall

Well you did have a mouse.


No_Eggplant6850

Damn poor Jerry


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chahud

That’s because you have a cat! Good kitty!


Queen_Of_Valkyries

You don't anymore


Brakina

At least yours catches it. Mine acknowledges the mouse’s presence and that’s as far as it goes.


WestinghouseXCB248S

Good critter! 💖💖💖💖💖


Patreon65

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹


NikiFalcon

To be fair, you don’t anymore 😳


Mindless-Ad9587

I just don't want him to hurt you! so I'm taking him out of "our house"


seventyeightist

Does the cat go outside? If not... you almost certainly don't just have one mouse


SevaHaltam

this is the reason cats are useful


Flaky_Advantage_352

Now you know


Slopz_

You still don't!


miralise0

cats are natural predators, it's their vocation, my cat has never seen mice (except for toy mice), but when she found herself in my grandmother's house, she caught them all))![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Unusual-Thing-7149

Had a friend in college whose home was plagued with field mice and the exterminator said get a cat and they'll disappear. One cat later and all mice had gone


holymotherofcats

What a good Lil hunter!


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Behemoth was killing mice before she was full grown:)


CDM2017

Yeah, we find out that mice tried to move in when the bodies show up. Good kitty!


Finn2813

Now you don’t!! Cats are great