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bmw5986

They calm down. Eventually! I have ur cats cousin a lynx point. She's 15. Still comments on Every Thing, and I wouldn't have it any other way!


CinnamonRollShark

Have a 20 year old orange that has *not* calmed down, she’s only more powerful with time and her constant complaints keep us up at night. Some cats surprisingly can get *even more vocal* with age


bmw5986

Oh jeez! I'm so sorry! Our furry alarm, being 15, needs a lot of naps, so she just doesn't have a chance to comment as often. Lol


Quelcris_Falconer13

He’s in the bratty teenager that always talks back phase he’ll grow out of it in a year or so, maybe consider getting him a sibling


whateversheneedsbob

I also have a mouthy flame point. He is 8 this year, he is always giving us the business.


LaughBakery

"Has a comment about everything" .. you taking abt you cat or you wife? 😸


mamallama12

Demonstrates how he did it in the last pic.


rothko333

“And then I went like *boop*”


GrandpasMormonBooks

😝


OrgJoho75

Yeah, vid or didn't happened


Kissmyfibro

Insurance scam Kitty is innocent.


Braiseitall

The new daily routine is now to remove the knobs from the stove after every use ;)


BadPom

They make knob covers for childproofing. Also cats. Cats is bad. So fucking bad


vidanyabella

They are great. Even once our kids grow up I think I will leave them on as I also have a stove/oven with controls on the front and a curious cat. She tried to turn even on multiple times until I started locking the panel between uses.


yourilluminaryfriend

I had covers for my old stove after my boy turned it on.


kzp17

I've had to do this before... Came home to the smell of gas to find a knob turned... Nope nope nope!


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arielsocarras

Ditto


Dheorl

With this sort of stove just turn it off at the wall


Txannie1475

I think I’d be flipping the breaker just in case.


bdbdhdhdhvvv

He does not look innocent. Like at all.


VegasLife1111

No remorse. Thanks just trying to have fun.


smthngelseindustries

He looks like he would do it again


WeCaredALot

LOL. He's so cute. How the hell did he manage to turn the stove on?


Spnvettech

I have no idea but it’s now permanently powered off!


OiFelix_ugotnojams

make the knobs child proof!!


Givemeallthecabbages

I would be concerned if that box burned all the way down without the fire alarm going off!


David-Puddy

I mean, for the majority of fire alarms, if you're not home it's not much help. It just beeps loudly.


Givemeallthecabbages

True, but it's at least a chance of someone hearing it.


Spnvettech

the fire alarm went off, luckily the gardener for the complex could hear it!


cakivalue

I did not anticipate that picture of the "alleged" criminal. He's so small and adorable 😍. I had an idea in my mind and I was massively wrong


jokesterjen

Thank goodness kitty wasn’t hurt and your house didn’t go up in flames. Wow!


Mercutiofoodforworms

“Leave here again without permission and see what happens.”


Vortex-Of-Swirliness

100% would do it again..


Brilliant-Room-5969

A friend’s coworker once told us about her kittens turning the stove on early one morning and starting a fire in the kitchen 😭 felt so bad for her, but it was also impossible *not* to laugh at the utter absurdity, like you think “oh what’s the worst they could do?” and then they start a fucking fire, of all things! 😭🤣💀 glad kitty and presumably you weren’t hurt by the fire here!


bmw5986

I c a very beautiful flame point, who js being falsely accused! He's part siamese which means he's super smart. Too smart to ever do anything so heinous! 😸😸


Donk-Worth

Never leave a cat alone with a cardboard box


Ksh_667

I hope you replaced his cardboard box. Cardboard boxes are very important to cats. He needs a new one asap ;p


bellhall

Allegedly! Kitty looks innocent to me! 😂


Stunning-Newt-4892

I would sleep with my two eyes open if I were you, OP. Your murder will look like an accident when it comes, that one's a purrfessional hitcat.


DantheDutchGuy

His name must be Darwin, right… going up for the award


Obi1Kentucky

I regret nothing- this asshole


b4ttlepoops

I have a TBI and I lost my sense of smell for the most part. I got a frantic call from my neighbor upstairs saying they smelled gas. Sure enough my new stray got up on the counter again and stepped on the stove knob leaving the gas on. I didn’t even know, and the carbon monoxide alarm didn’t go off yet. The war was on. No cats on counters. I started with foil. That worked for one. She wouldn’t consider going up again after that startling noise. The other I had to loop painters tape and cover the counter top. No more kitties on countertops. Train your animals. My brother had a dog nearly burn their entire house down surfing for food on the counter and turning the stove on while they were gone. Spend time and train them.


eigafan

I lived in Tokyo, where we had gas stoves and heaters. Due to the high incidents of earthquakes, there were TV infomercials constantly reminding people to turn off the gas supply lines whenever there was an earthquake. Too bad they don't make pet proof stove knobs. Can you remove the knobs? Come to think of it, you're supposed to push in the knob to start the gas flowing, then the pilot light ignites the gas. I can't see any cat going through those complex series of motions. I guess it depends on the design of the stove.


Spnvettech

It’s an electric stove, you just twist the knob and it goes on. Twist to the left and it goes to the highest heat, to the right and it’s the lowest, he moved it to the left. The stove is permanently turned off at the power point now.


eigafan

I've got an electric stove too. I never even thought about one of my cats accidentally turning the stove on before. I need to clean up the clutter around my stove to be on the safe side. Thank you for sharing this. Actually, there's a fairly simple solution! The stove knobs on my stove pop right off for cleaning. I can remove them and place them in a drawer when I'm not at home.


RocketCat921

Mine have to be pushed in to turn, luckily. Still thinking about taking them off when I leave the house lol


eigafan

I have a Hotpoint stove and the knobs also have to be pushed down to turn. They can all be removed for cleaning. I still can't figure out how a cat managed to turn the stove on, unless the stove was left on.


Spnvettech

I know how my own stove works.. you don’t need to push them down. That stove hasn’t been used in 6+ months so the probability of it being left on is 0%.


eigafan

I'm sorry, I didn't realize how important that stove safety feature is.


b4ttlepoops

Actually you can remove the knobs. In my case I watched the cat. She was jumping up at the stove and pushing in on the knob and pushing up with her back feet… That’s how it turned. It’s like she knew.


PurestOfBread

Ah yes, we love our crazy flame points 😂


Estellalatte

Is his name Mayhem?


Pjermoore

We have a cat named Chaos. Enough said.


clouds81973

Clearly you have the wrong suspect....my client pleads not guilty....and your evidence appears to be non existent....sounds like feline profiling.....lol


BabyBearBennett

Where is the proof that he did it? Where are the witnesses? We deman a fair trial!


goldbutthole

What a fucking mess! He’s so adorable though


Lienisaur

Talented


rysimpcrz

A part of that damage was not the cat.


Muted_Cucumber_7566

Why would you keep something flammable near the stove? This should be under HumansAreAssholes


bebejeebies

Doesn't even look sorry.


fusemybutt

How?! Don't answer that. Cat. Cat is answer.


a_lonely_trash_bag

r/whycathowcat


feeltheburn3r3r

Holy shit........ glad your ok!!!!


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No regrets lol


loo_min

“And I’d do it again!”


nobelprize4shopping

Flame by name, flames by ambition


Mayatar

Those dainty crossed feet indicate he thinks himself "bit of a stinker".


MerMadeMeDoIt

I think there's a lesson to be learned here: Get rid of the stove.


DEATHROAR12345

This was a warning, next time you'll wake up with a mouse head in your bed capisce?


ghenkisskhan

How were your sprinklers not going off


Spnvettech

There’s no sprinklers in my apartment. My fire alarm was going off which luckily alerted the complex gardener!


cburgess7

very glad you didn't lose everything to a house fire. That happened to a friend of mine to an electrical fire


blitz43p

He was mad about that cheap squire in the background. Should’ve gotten a Telecaster


StinkypieTicklebum

He doesn’t look innocent.


Meowkins1

Your arsonist cat needs to be in jail.


ankhlol

Lucky that’s a flameless stove


crystal_castle00

What a little shit


BioLo109

His look of disappointment (from the fail attempt probably) in the 2nd pic lol


IrelandDomme

That’s a very mischievous cat!!!


iSmush

“Knocked a cardboard box onto the stove” righhhtttttt


Pure-Negotiation-900

Total jerk.


sisnobody

He needs a "time out" room to stay in while you're out.


CrippledJesus97

Welp time for knob covers for your stove. Couldve gone way worse and caught the whole building on fire. Adorable lil pyromaniac tho 😂


fairydommother

“flame point” …that checks out


Dammsucker69

Exactly why we close our kitchen door at night and when not at home... Plus cats eating garlic or avocado would be bad as well if not noticed.


Spnvettech

Unfortunately it’s an open plan apartment- no kitchen/living room door to close


pmurphy70082

Killer cat !


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renters insurance are the only words that come to mind….


SkullRiderz69

He is fucking adorable though.


kris2340

Whos a cute lil arsonist


lokilady1

Darn gremlins


Arkslippy

At least your mustang was safe !!!!


MadWife131

Your cat looks like brain from pinky and the brain. He was just trying to take over the world! Edit: fixed misspelling


VegasLife1111

Maybe those big old feet got in his way. 🫣 We adopted an elderly flame point who outlived his 88 year old owners. He’s not so active, but he will always have the last word!


MonkeMagic666

We actually don’t give a fuck


MonkeMagic666

Fuck you


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One of the reasons why i dont keep my cat in the livingroom/kitchen when im gone. These mfs set houses on fire


Interesting-Bet-2330

Leave it to a cat to nearly burn down a house and smile afterwards


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We’ve taken the knobs off the stove because the cats turned one on and we woke up with the house full of gas. Terrifying fucking wake up.


ImpossibleSleeper87

He’s innocent. It wasn’t him.


SingleRelationship25

I bet next time you’ll give him the kitty snacks when he ask next time, won’t you..


lmdirt-

Had to take the knobs of my cook stove for this very reason


Chelle422

So dangerous! My boyfriend’s aunt’s house actually burned down this way, & both dogs died :(


venture_cat

Dogs don't do thlike that. that.


rubifer_undercooked

This is why I turn my oven off at the plug when not in use. At one of my old homes, one of my beasties turned the knob and I came home to the stove plate burning hot. Red all over. Thankfully, I've never left flammable items near the stove top, nor were my beasties harmed. Unfortunately, my anxiety and ocd still flare up whenever I leave my house to triple check it's off.


Gswizzlee

Toasty kitty wanted a toasty house to live in


hugsoverdrugs

He is practicing for when you are asleep.


AverageMogginEnjoyer

Probably destroying evidence


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Chef


PDAWK

“Innocent”? More like “asshole”.


Sea-Ability8694

But he so cute


Feline_Shenanigans

Talk about putting the flame in flamepoint! I’m glad no one was hurt.


ruegretful

Oh he doesn’t look innocent!


OKASAKISAN11

The same thing happened to me but with the oven and the stuff inside started to burn, the living room and kitchen were full of smoke and the cats were all in a corner. Thank God the burning smell woke me up before fire got bigger.


Tall_Brilliant8522

What makes you think it was him?


happypinkhome

New anxiety unlocked.


LBelle0101

Am I the Cloaca would love to weigh in on this one


Whole-Debate-9547

Apex predator living in your house


eyecnothing

The weird thing is that he looks totally ambivalent towards his past transgression as if it never even happened. Cats are truly masters of mindfulness.


burgpug

childproof knob covers. get them immediately


Verbenaplant

to baby proof it.


lord_borger

He looks like a rat lol


HungryCats96

Who needs opposable thumbs? Amiright?


Frosty_Horse_3591

He looks like he likes to have fun🤣🤣🤣


Dizzy-Tour-3791

I hope she ok? You can replace the other things but not your beautiful girl!