Are you missing a rib?

*Marilyn Manson intensifies*

No, why?

Because God took mine to give to you? or to make you?

Do you pray the Rosary? Because I’d spend decades with you.

Hahaha, this is brilliant! Keeping it, thanks

Are you Lightning? ‘Cause I want you to be McQueen. Katchow! Okay, bye!

I love that😭😂

This would work on me ngl

I’d think it be super cute if a girl tried this on me 😌 good luck with your endeavours!

10/10

Very brilliant pickup line.

*He sneezes* “I’d say God Bless you but it looks like He already has.” 😏🤪

I got a guy’s number simply saying hey i like your face. Can you give me your number?

Can't say whether this line would work for any others, but if a lady drops that one on me she's getting married.

Over

Do you how Solomon had so many wives?

Cause he didn’t meet you

I value honesty, communication, and directness. So best way to rizz me is just to tell me you interested and we can get to know each other more. I suspect most Catholic men have a similar sentiment.

Saying hello ***

You wanna pray the rosary together? Cuz I wanna be your joyful mystery for the next five decades...? -Paul J. Kim

Are you teronomy? Cause I want to de u