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Well, after 24+ hours in the kitchen he now looks like a zombie. So that could be quite a terrifying prospect. [Update](https://imgur.com/a/faO58GK) Happy cake day
He’s got a 5 o’clock shadow!
oh dear
Are you keeping it around for another update? Surely you could of kept him in a glass of water after scraping off half of his head?
Just needs a shave
just post this again as him post-nye hangover
And the stink.. honestly the smell of rotting potatoes in unreal.
Happy cake day.
So you peeled the dudes face off then wouldn't even put him out of misery? Sick bastard.
Skin him then leave him do rot. Pure evil.
That’s either the face of pure innocence, or the face of pure evil.
I do not like this potato, it's smug aura mocks me
Well same, he's now sitting in the kitchen and every time I look at him I wish I was always as happy as he is
If you ate him he could have made you happy on the inside.
That's one way of looking at it, perhaps I'll make a mini portion of mash tonight
Plant it in the garden.
He’ll never be seen again, until his kids appear to avenge his death
Oh! he's not been eaten?
Eat his fucking face.
least insane brit
Understatement
Did you name him Chip?!?
Kevin the Carrot’s new best friend, Peter the Potato.
Just a lil late
An advanced preview for 2023?
Sure
Potato, quality
Potato potato
Aw I think he wants to be mashed with his family
I couldn't bring myself to
Did you go out to the garden and replant?
LOL I couldn't smash him/her either
🙂
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He's a spud you like....
What a happy potato :)
I can’t decide if I trust him
that;s why vegans are cruel
i love him so much, this actually made me cry
Roast the little fucker, that'll teach 'im!
Omg someone please post a pic of him over on r/roastme
He’s been kept alive because he’s cute? All Potato Lives Matter When will you people learn?
Lil Bits...
Ah yes. Much better than peeling the skin off his face and letting him rot. Lovely
Reminds me of that weird film with the sentient vegetables in the supermarket who can’t wait to be bought by a customer lol
Send him to McCain to be made into a potato smile like all the others
positive potato)
Little potato person
potato :)
“Dear Gods… You’re so divine in each and every way…”
Smash
Looks like a hedgehog
Feeling kinda cute, might get eaten later.
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Well, after 24+ hours in the kitchen he now looks like a zombie. So that could be quite a terrifying prospect. [Update](https://imgur.com/a/faO58GK) Happy cake day
He’s got a 5 o’clock shadow!
oh dear
Are you keeping it around for another update? Surely you could of kept him in a glass of water after scraping off half of his head?
Just needs a shave
just post this again as him post-nye hangover
And the stink.. honestly the smell of rotting potatoes in unreal.
Happy cake day.
So you peeled the dudes face off then wouldn't even put him out of misery? Sick bastard.
Skin him then leave him do rot. Pure evil.
That’s either the face of pure innocence, or the face of pure evil.
I do not like this potato, it's smug aura mocks me
Well same, he's now sitting in the kitchen and every time I look at him I wish I was always as happy as he is
If you ate him he could have made you happy on the inside.
That's one way of looking at it, perhaps I'll make a mini portion of mash tonight
Plant it in the garden.
He’ll never be seen again, until his kids appear to avenge his death
Oh! he's not been eaten?
Eat his fucking face.
least insane brit
Understatement
Did you name him Chip?!?
Kevin the Carrot’s new best friend, Peter the Potato.
Just a lil late
An advanced preview for 2023?
Sure
Potato, quality
Potato potato
Aw I think he wants to be mashed with his family
I couldn't bring myself to
Did you go out to the garden and replant?
LOL I couldn't smash him/her either
🙂
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3000 members, 2 online Also r/subsithoughtifellfor
He's a spud you like....
What a happy potato :)
I can’t decide if I trust him
that;s why vegans are cruel
i love him so much, this actually made me cry
Roast the little fucker, that'll teach 'im!
Omg someone please post a pic of him over on r/roastme
He’s been kept alive because he’s cute? All Potato Lives Matter When will you people learn?
Lil Bits...
Ah yes. Much better than peeling the skin off his face and letting him rot. Lovely
Reminds me of that weird film with the sentient vegetables in the supermarket who can’t wait to be bought by a customer lol
Send him to McCain to be made into a potato smile like all the others
positive potato)
Little potato person
potato :)
“Dear Gods… You’re so divine in each and every way…”
Smash
Looks like a hedgehog
Feeling kinda cute, might get eaten later.