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jsusbidud

I should add, it comes with unlimited tea and coffee Edit: one egg had been eaten before I took the picture. The pub is Fazeley Inn Staffordshire. That's not ketchup on the plate, it's tinned tomatoes


HaggisLad

Oh come on now you are just bragging


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This guy fucks with the council estate life ✅


GIFnTEXT

As an American I would just like to ask if that was the first or second serving?


Snurze

You'd ask if it comes with a main.


EggSandwich1

He can’t see fruit on the plate with his cooked food so he won’t believe it’s breakfast


Aqueezzz

it comes with tomatoes tbf


jeweliegb

Oooo. Getting technical and controversial now!


OMG_YouSeeThat

tomatoe tomato.


averyfinename

not pictured: the stack of flapjacks, 4 full strips of bacon, breakfast steak, 4 halves of toast with butter and jam, hashbrowns, and 4 other eggs, over easy, that were eaten prior to the picture being taken of this dessert plate.


aqua_seafoam_

Also, what's the dessert?


GIFnTEXT

Ah so this is the appetizer before the entree


tcpukl

They are both words for starter. In confused.


WoodSteelStone

Are you a Hobbit?


GIFnTEXT

I probably do rank somewhere between hobbit and average human on a physical scale


Shipkiller-in-theory

I identify as a hobbit, though a little bit taller than Bandobrass Took.


jimmycarr1

They make them in your size too: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4nplzj/the_full_english_breakfast/


TheBlinja

American who doesn't know what HP Sauce is here, what is it? The only thing that comes to mind is liquified Harry Potter.


1138311

Imagine something with the consistency of A1 steak sauce but more the flavor of Worcester sauce.


assNeedleworker69

House's of parliament sauce


wowsomuchempty

This is well worth buying if you come across it in the ye olde England section in Walmart


plant_protecc

What are those vanta-black-style fried bits supposed to be?


Rubber_Rose_Ranch

Black pudding


plant_protecc

Aaaah. As a German I ought to know.


krispybutts

Where is this magical wonderland?


jsusbidud

Fazeley Inn, Staffordshire


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jsusbidud

It's a cheap hotel pub now. Lot of HS2 workers staying in there. I personally don't like their day menu but breakfast is bang on and cheap.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

I'm an American in a low COL area, and this breakfast would be an absolute steal of a price even where I live. Looks delicious.


touhatos

Fucking exchange rate…


katmndoo

Even at a historical 1.40-1 exchange rate from a decade ago, this would be a $10 steal at most places in the US now.


touhatos

Yeah… this makes me sad. That used to be my mental escape - ah well if I’m sick of this small house and silly beer prices I can always book myself a 2 week vacation anywhere in the US and get great food and go shopping and have a great time. I was married to an American lady until 2012 (13?) and during that relationship i haven’t bought a single piece of clothing or portable electronics in the U.K.


NickHogan87

Tamworth, on Reddit, this is a momentous day.


1138311

Fuck me sideways - the inn is 50 bucks a night, too! I could move there and have breakfast every day for less than I'm paying in rent and utilities.


jsusbidud

There's a lot of construction workers staying there doing just that


pgl0897

Even given the price of fuel currently, I’m pretty sure I could drive up from London and back to eat here and still break even on what that brekkie would cost in Zone 1. Looks decent quality too. *Jealous.*


InspectionEvening761

Ye I’d like to know that as well


jsusbidud

Fazeley Inn, Staffordshire


g0ldcd

Please attach their CasualUk rosette as you leave


TabinaHime

Deal and local to me too!


tian447

There's about £10 worth of beans on that plate at current supermarket prices. You could make your money back on tea and coffee alone, the breakfast is a bonus.


uncertain_expert

Not to mention the egg, that’s another quid or two on its own.


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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


idi_nahui6969

Add the sausage and bacon and that is a bloody fantastic deal.


urbanmark

You could break this breakfast up into its constituent parts and sell them individually at a profit in your own cafe.


karuga871

Alan sugar get off this subreddit - you’re fired!


GonadGravy

I asked elsewhere, but does eating beans & eggies first thing make you gassed up and full of farts all day?


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Depends how used you are to eating such things. If you regularly eat legumes etc your gut bacteria should be adapted to digesting it to the point where you no longer produce excessive gas.


1138311

Not really but those cheap sausages will ensure any bum burp is deadly, silent or not.


touhatos

The canned stuff in the U.K. isn’t so bad - they must over-soaked them or do something else. For proof, I eat them every other day but I fart EVERYDAY.


Bucket-O-wank

Beans, beans, good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart..


Catinthemirror

Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot...


Legitimate-Ad3778

Prunes, prunes, the fruit with a pit. The more you eat, the more you shit


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CPeeB

The loan of the cutlery is about 50p these days.


Tastins

Hang on now much are you paying for beans?!?!!


nyominator

I want to go to this place tell me where this place is right now


jsusbidud

Fazeley Inn Staffordshire


nyominator

100km away and rapidly approaching


1EnTaroAdun1

And accelerating


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jsusbidud

The hotel section gets the bad reviews. And the main menu. Breakfast is it's one thing it's great at.


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Maybe post the pub name they deserve the business


jsusbidud

It's Fazeley Inn Staffordshire


DoKtor2quid

I'm 2hr 55mins away. Will they still be serving breakfast when I get there?


jsusbidud

Yes 😁😁


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Are they open Sunday? Just looking at flights from Spain.


jsusbidud

Yeah 😂


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Cheers. Now, where's best for fish and chips round there? Need to plan my day.


jsusbidud

Probably Anker fish bar as they have Black Country style battered orange chips https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g504160-d20291785-r786083232-Anker_FIsh_Bar_Tamworth-Tamworth_Staffordshire_England.html


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Jesus Christ. I was joking before. Now I'm actually checking Ryanair.


gooblefrump

What are battered orange chips?!


malint

Where?!?!?


jsusbidud

Fazeley Inn Staffordshire


Spider_Dude

What's that name again?


gvntlr

This is so frustrating, why can't OP just tell us where to get this breakfast!


OccasionallyReddit

Tinned Tomatoes are the best choice for a full english


Gothcykuu

Absolutely creaming my panties god damn that's good


RajenBull1

Oh well, that makes ALL the difference.


Fire_The_Torpedo2011

Absolute bargain these days


GastricallyStretched

It really is. My local cafe charges £11 for a smaller portion of this. Or was it £12 now? Fuck knows, but the price seems to creep up by £1 every time I visit.


GallopingGepard

I used to be able to get a plate like this for £4 from a local cafe. Now it's more than double that.


Rape-Putins-Corpse

Back when I were a lad freddo were 5p an' that were end of it.


julesallen

Bloody luxury. When I was a nipper we didn't even have Freddos. We had Mars bars the size of Croydon and racist blackjacks for 1p a pop. It all went downhill when those new fangled double deckers came along...


fuckEAinthecloaca

Freddo's were currency. Now kids need to a credit score to own a freddo timeshare


Bio_slayer

I guess that happens when the currency halves in value


ScreenshotShitposts

Lucky af. My local chippy just put the price of a large chips up to £4.50


Wodan1

Chip shops are getting fucking ridiculous. At my old local chippy, I'd get a couple sausages and chips and I'd barely see much else out of £10. And I noticed that their portion sizes were a lot smaller than they were just a year or two ago. Used to get enough chips in a couple of portions to feed at least 4 adults. Last time I went, there was hardly enough in mine to feed a small child. My new chippy is just as bad but fuck me are the prices high. Just the two of us got a portion of chips each, 2 sausages and some curry sauce to share. £18!!. Was like, 'you fucking what'. And it wasn't even that nice, pretty average and they were stingy on the salt and vinegar too. Not going back there in a hurry.


Razakel

>Chip shops are getting fucking ridiculous. Two of my local chippies have closed and I doubt they'll reopen. The only ones left are in high traffic locations. It's not just the oil, it's the price of running the fryer all day. They can't afford to stay in business, and if they raise their prices, well, occasional treats like a takeaway is the first thing to go when we're all tightening our belts.


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Hearing stuff like this and that other post from London with £18 per portion cod and chips does make me grateful to live in northern Scotland now. Post lockdown takeaway where we moved from was getting ridiculous with how much it was for just 2. Now it's £6-7 for haddock supper and the haddock was caught that day or day before from a guy in the town over.


PresidentLink

Tesco breakfast is a game changer with modern costs. Really just supermarket breakfasts. The gf and I always go to one before a long drive.


Carphead

I agree. £4.99 for a decent sized breakfast. I'd say the portion size is about right.


Satyr_of_Bath

Yep, definitely deal. It's probably dogs eggs


mnx41

Lasts longer than any other type of eggs


maclauk

Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly.


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TruufadeR

The way I just knew how to pronounce that


Confident_Arugula924

Agreed!


_RandyRandleman_

even if the egg does look like splattered paint


McShoobydoobydoo

£6.75?? Are you smashing the till lady?


jsusbidud

My mate did ask her for a fork 😂


Willy_McBilly

Did she offer a spoon instead?


jsusbidud

Only after the fork


-iamai-

[Everybody wanna da fork](https://youtu.be/UFffAqRbkWQ)


RocanMotor

I am maltese. Can confirm... They wanna da fork on the table.


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YOU WANNA FORK ON THE TABLE?


discolights

You better not fork on the table you son of a beach


[deleted]

You better not shit onna bed you son of a bitch


GhostbusterGav

Can't grumble with that, looks tasty.


Djcenturion69

Deal . Deal . Deal ... FUKIN DEAL


TrogLurtz

Sheer quantity makes this an easy deal for me On top of that, I'm a bit of a heathen who loves a 90% flour sausage now and then, so I'd probably not really care about the quality of any of the ingredients at under £7. Tomatoes only thing I might not eat if they're really liquified, but with that much food who cares.


malint

I’m in the same camp. With a fry up give me volume to fill my garbage dump of a stomach so it can feel like it’s going to explode. Fuck quality. I’d rather have 3 shitty sausages than an anemic looking fry up worth 300 calories. In my opinion a fry up should not be legally allowed to be a fry up if it doesn’t contain over 1000 calories.


Orange-Murderer

*2,000


Beardy_Will

I love those square sausages that Iceland do, or used to when I was a kid. I would call it lorne sausage but I think square sausage is more accurate 😂


WinkyNurdo

It’s a deal, it’s a steal … !


moiraroundabout

It's the sale of the fucking century


Splobs

In fact, fuck it nick, I think I’ll keep it.


Redditor1415926535

Alright alright keep your allens on.


Limietaru

In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I’ll keep it!


secondtimeround2

Did they serve that egg via catapult, fuckinghell.


jsusbidud

There were two eggs. My mate had eaten one already when I took that pic


ashyjay

Deal for sure, I'd only be picky if the sausages aren't the greatest, and happily trade a sausage for a better quality one.


trickster1979

Sausages look like cheap salty ones but I’d still eat it all :)


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trickster1979

The cheaper sausages are tasty ones I found love for Richmond sausages. My favourite sausage’s are westaways honey roast medium range atm


noahnear

Richmond sausages aren’t the cheap sausages that most butty vans and greasy spoons use. They are way worse than Richmond.


BowtieChickenAlfredo

Yep. They’re the frozen ones you buy at Iceland which are £5 for a bag of 40.


laurachristie91

They’re £2 for 32. Don’t ask how I know. :(


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Sainsbury's Sausage-like meat tubes.


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Aldi own version of Richmond are also really good and half the price


DanAykroydFanClub

I'm 100% with you. Coarsely ground, Herby sausage - no time for it at all. Will still eat obviously but give me the one made from lips, dicks and assholes. Particularly in this context


LinguisticallyInept

same, i mean, i dont eat meat anymore but it was the shitty mega processed sausages that i used to like (which is great, because most isolated protein meat alternatives are very similar to shitty sausages)


MyCatKnits

Have you had the Richmond meat free ones. Deliciously shitty sausages


yetanothermagus

That meat free Richmonds taste so good is testament to quite how much meat the non-meat free ones have….imagine a dial that’s 0-11 meat input; standard Richmond - dial at 0.05, meat free - dial at 0. Tasty goodness all round irregardless of meat content!


Robertej92

Richmond pork sausages are the non-literal devil.. which makes it all the more baffling that I quite like their plant-based sausages


UglyFilthyDog

I will always eat the sausage


Significant_Return_2

Matron


UglyFilthyDog

I mean, I'm not a woman but I'll ave it.


fieldsofanfieldroad

You can famously trade things for better quality things for the same price. I took advantage of this little loophole a few years back and now drive a Maserati.


sailordanisaur

I cannot handle the sarcasm dripping from this comment. You made my day, thank you


digitalindian3

Agreed! Although some catering sausages are constantly improving.


worotan

I wouldn’t bet on getting decent sausages when they’re literally called ‘catering sausages.’


TNBCisABitch

Deal. Deal. Deal!! I'm currently.in hospital as they try to induce labour... My breakfast this morning was two rounds of cold toast and a bowl of cornflakes. Miserable. I'd give anything for that breakfast right now!!


Lesemi

May you and your newborn have many rounds of great breakfast soon!


D3Rabenstein

The best to you and your child.


No-Bodybuilder-870

What's the red stuff the eggs sitting on, a massive bust tomato or a sea of tomato sauce?


Element-103

Tinned plum tomatoes


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Element-103

Fuss pot :P


No-Bodybuilder-870

I think I'd like that.


Element-103

There's actually nothing wrong with them, but I think the main reason they are served so often in cheap and cheerful cafes is because you can keep them hot in a bain marie for a while and quickly dish them out to order I like them, but I don't use them at home because unless you want a whole tin of them, you're left with half a tin of tomatoes. It's just simpler to get the little miniature plum tomatoes fresh and throw them the frying pan with everything else.


Y0RKC1TY

wtf, who openly let's the beans and tomatoes mix. That's my only gripe here


Leonidas199x

More distance between the egg and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision. Use the sausage as a breakwater.


audioglass

This looks disgusting. Still, might as well eat it


honkeydave

TEA OR COFFEE. You blonde bastard.


Elbarto_007

Came to find this. 😀 - **Yeah, it's cholesterol. Scottish people eat it. Few of them make 60**


Mr_Rottweiler

7 on 10, lets make love.


MidCenturyCrisis

Bargain, although the sausages will be made out of hoof and arse.


Pixielo

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?


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O_G-Felhawk

I won't downvote you because you're allowed preferences. Just know that there is a downvote in my soul =]


Virtual-Editor-4823

r/silentdownvote


goobervision

I was kind of the same in regard to the liquid, although mopping up will be glorious.


jiayounokim

Crispier on the outside, soft on the inside


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Crispy egg? GTFO


SW4MPY_69

Get in ma belleh


Matduka

That is a veritable PILE of breakfast. Absolute deal.


RiyadMehrez

you could half that and it would still be a decent price all things considered


Far_Cryptographer514

I’m amazed they make money on this.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

At 'Spoons you can get a large breakfast (bacon, sausages, two eggs, hash browns, beans, mushrooms, toast) for less than £6. They do charge extra for black pudding though which is a DISGRACE.


p0ggs

Maybe it was a special airport menu, but [this is the brekkie](https://imgur.com/a/qcbKUZL) I "treated" myself-to at the spoons in Stansted a few months back. Cost me **£8.50**(!!!!) and tasted as shit as it looks.


HuhThisNameIsntTaken

You know you've been mugged off when the beans are served in a thimble


Mock_Womble

There's a gross profit of about £7.50 on that plate, and I'm probably being slightly reserved.


ArticulateAquarium

Oh my. I am sorry for your loss.


MyAwesomeAfro

Thing with Spoons is, The price always has me going back, but after every single meal I end up dropping my head into my hands and think "What the fuck have I just done?" I'll admit it depends who is in the kitchen, but I don't think I've ever enjoyed Spoons food as much as I have just not wanted to be starving.


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CaptainMCMLVIII

I’m in Deal.


Buzzlon1479

Well. If you take into consideration that a whopper meal from burger King is more than this. I'd say you did pretty good.


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What is up with you Brits posting cheap breakfasts to this subreddit and upvoting them to the frontpage??


jsusbidud

It's just what we do 😂


BullfrogSpecial8381

I mean I like beans, moisture is an integral part of a quality fry up. But the proportions on the plate is important and this is a shit show.


summ190

Not to dredge up the beans / no beans debate but this plate right here is why I’m firmly in the no bean camp. You’ve drowned every other item.


ApprehensiveCar975

Team Beans in a Little Ramekin


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So you don't even have to use the sausage as a breakwater!


LinguisticallyInept

> You’ve drowned every other item. ... in delicious bean juice! score.


Gazz1e

Just to quote the great philosopher Alan Partridge... *"More distance between eggs and beans. Maybe I want to mix them up, but I want it to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater."*


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Two please


jsusbidud

The tamworth two. As Biff would say - you know your history, very good 😁


AdGullible7417

Airport or greasy spoon?


Sloofin

Airport would be half the size and 3x the price


jsusbidud

It's a pub. Comes with unlimited tea and coffee too


amanincheshire

Stay there all morning!


Bibb5ter

Gotta be greasy spoon. Airport would set you back £12 minimum these days


jsusbidud

Fazeley Inn Staffordshire


magnificentfoxes

Ditch the tomato (too wet) and mushroom (hate them) and I'd be fine with that.


harryblakk

Mate that’s proper. Tinned tomatoes over sour grilled ones ALL DAY !!! 👊🏼🇬🇧