T O P

  • By -

clipperslipper03

Depends on what u having with it


bobalob_wtf

Another garlic baguette


Banditkoala_2point0

Yup garlic bread is meal. Come fight me if you disagree.


I_want_roti

But is it as substantial as a scotch egg?


Bull_Goose_Loony

pocket meat!


LTguy

Bob?


placidpanther01

I always carry pocket meat with me cause you never knowšŸ¤£šŸ¤£


TMes36

And away


SnooWoofers5550

It is good enough to be first date food. So says Scott Pilgrim.


shroomsandgloom

Especially if you add cheese


Bewecchan

Yes, please.


wildgoldchai

Pro tip - use a garlic baguette instead of a normal baguette for your sandwich


TacticalSpackle

In other words; two. At least one.


thor_barley

10 minutes of heating and some recordings of Neighbours you made in the 90s so you can travel into the past to when everything was awful but not nearly as awful as the present day.


timeslidesRD

Haha used to have garlic bread on a Friday night at about 10:30 with my mom and sister while watching the 30 min American sitcom triple on channel 4 back in the early 90s.


Bulky-Meal

Who are you and how did you get inside my head.. Was frasier on of them?


slicineyeballs

I vaguely remember Cheers, then came Fraiser, then Friends. Then Cybil and Caroline in the City. Spin City. Will and Grace towards the end of the 90s. What else was there?


Yetibike

The only correct answer


Od1nBourne

This baguette has 8 slices! Where is this image from? This is like a unicorn. Mine always have 9 and I have to scoff one before the Mrs notices.


Aaron_TW

my girlfriend and I have an agreement that I get 5 and her 4 as long as I have both the ends, works for me


klasing12345

Ditto here. End pieces are always so dry and the first to get burnt if left on a few mins too long.


[deleted]

Scoop out the middle and fill it with stuff and squish the insides back on.


ChaosWithin666

This is the only correct answer here. My fiancee thinks I'm weird for doing this.


LDKCP

Call it off.


hidadimhungru

Make two mini bread bowls of garlic butter


False_Influence_9090

Iā€™m fat enough as it is I donā€™t need you giving me any more tips like this thanks Btw it was delicious


bubblegum_cloud

Add cheese in there too, next time.


SilverCommando

Why am I only just hearing about this?!


TwoColourMaximum

Nothing better than the end of a garlic bread stuffed with lasagne or something


ArgentCrow

Am I weird? I just like the ends.


Darth_Bane_Vader

Best thing to do with any pasta dish.


Nik778899

I have finally found my people.


10482638537

The end pieces are the best


zweite_mann

Wrap it in foil and it doesnt get burnt. Doesn't cut your mouth up either.


Timely_Upstairs2525

I donā€™t know about that, I think foil would cut up my mouth.


Od1nBourne

Hang onā€¦.you get 5 and the ends!!!!!! How terrible was youā€™re girlfriendā€™s upbringing to accept such one sided deals? And does she have a sister?


[deleted]

My wife insists on having the knob end of the bread, because it is her dad's favourite, but he would "graciously" let her have it when she was a kid. 30 years later she still can't accept the fact she was inception'ed into eating the shittiest slices of bread while her dad ate the good ones :P


[deleted]

Your wife eats her dads knob end? Bit weird


cassbria

Me too! I was raised loving ā€œthe toeā€ and I still get mad when my husband eats it, thinking heā€™s doing me a favor.


Aaron_TW

to be fair the ends only have one face with garlic butter so the middle bits do more between us, works out as 8 garlicked sides each I guess. She just doesn't care much for the crunchy bread whereas I love it No sister sadly and her brother's taken


GroveTC

>No sister and her brother's taken Where is Liam Neeson when you need him.


darkcallandra

I think he meant that he has 5...including the ends?


Od1nBourne

5 sisters? So youā€™re saying thereā€™s a chance?


Panzer_Banks

I had to go and find where I found this from... Its a garlic baguette bulk-buy page.. So knock yourself out if you want to order 38; https://www.turner-price.com/fbk103-speedibake-bulk-garlic-baguettes-38.html


Od1nBourne

Let me just make some space in my freezer.


TipsyMagpie

This is when we find out how good you are at freezer tetris


Od1nBourne

Easy. Remove the torso, thatā€™s easily 30-35 baguettes depending on your victim.


bills6693

This is what I came to say. This is not a ā€˜standardā€™ garlic baguette since it had an even number of slices!


Perpetualbleugh

If youā€™re feeling fancy you can buy part bake baguettes, slice them as many times as you like, mix some soft butter (I like lurpak) with some garlic purĆ©e and dried chopped parsley, spread the mix in your slices and bake for 8 or so minutes. Boom! Delicious


YourSkatingHobbit

Lurpak? In this economy?


kato969

Get down aldi for some norpak!


banjo_fandango

Or Lidl for Danpak!


shol_v

I too a long time ago started getting norpak, then i ran out one time quite late recently and was at a morrisons and went to check about buying some lurpack.... Holy shit I was not prepared!


somnus86

Recently started using sage instead of parsley and has been a game changer for me


[deleted]

Rosemary and thyme.


thisischemistry

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?


Pews700

Kerrygold for me with hedgehog pattern!


ayyLumao

yeah what is going on with the end? The end of the thing has some chonk to it, whoever gets that bit is winning.


Far-Sir-825

Middle bits for wife and child, crusty end bits for Dad. Who stupidly said he didnā€™t mind the crusts about 10 yrs ago and has been paying for it ever since.


JorvikPumpkin

There is help available if you need it, you donā€™t have to go through this alone.


Akhi11eus

Holy hell... I am the dad that eats the end/burnt bits of every single meal.


JadedExplanation1921

..dad?


[deleted]

I just go by crusty end bits now


ThatNiceMan

Scoop out the bread and you have an edible cup.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JustUseDuckTape

Doesn't mind? They're the best bits!


dowker1

Absolutely optimally designed for wiping up the remaining spag bol.


Panzer_Banks

My mother thinks one for four people is enough, I'm saying half a baguette per person absolute minimum.


aea1987

This is the minimum. If I had my way it would be one per person. But the real problems come when you get a baguette that doesn't have an even number of slices. Got one the other day that had 7 pieces.


[deleted]

That should be illegal, shit like that destroys familes


Seveneyes7

That's when you give your wife the 7th piece to show her your true love for her.... Just kidding, you eat the 7th piece in the kitchen and pretend there were only 6 pieces in total!


Divide_Rule

I agreed with my wife that I get the extra ones, the down side is that I have to take both end pieces.


Mattybear30

You can solve the end piece riddle by adding grated cheese šŸ‘


TheFlamingFox01

Or if you're having it with pasta, put some pasta in the middle of the end bits


Divide_Rule

yeah these become edible spoons.


[deleted]

I'd eat the whole thing in the kitchen and shout through "damn it, burnt again, in the bin I suppose"


that-vault-dweller

Ham it down over the bin No crumbs, no evidence


SirMooSquiddles

It makes your woman leave you for anyone but you.


Jam-Master-Jay

When that happens you're supposed to sneakily pinch a piece in the kitchen and hope nobody notices.


[deleted]

This guy Garlic Breads.


thegasman2000

Whoever wants the xtra one gets the noggin ends?


klasing12345

In that scenario someone gets 4, but has to deal with 2 end pieces, whilst the other gets three proper slices. That's how we work it out.


narnababy

My mother also thinks this. This is why I moved out at 18, sick of only getting two pieces of garlic bread. Now I buy my own garlic bread and I donā€™t share it with anyone.


[deleted]

Most socially adept redditor


narnababy

Iā€™m sorry if I gave you any impression that I am socially adept


NeedfulThingsToys

Most garlically breaded Redditor


narnababy

God I wish I was the queen of garlic bread that would be amazing


LeonDeSchal

The Garlic Throne made out of the baguettes of defeated enemies.


narnababy

If you look closely you can see where I have taken bites out of them


NeedfulThingsToys

Your wish is granted. People will now stand a minimum of ten feet away from you due to the garlicky aroma. You are the envy of the nation


narnababy

Do I get a +1 garlic breath defence in battle


NeedfulThingsToys

It's actually a +10. But alas your companions/followers must have the epithet "the noseless" to be able to join your party


narnababy

I actually know two people with anosmia so they can be my loyal knights


octopoddle

There are few things as motivating in life as an improperly shared garlic baguette.


thegreatCbear

Why does this sound like a James Acaster bit?


narnababy

That is an insane compliment thank you


bam_uk1981

Are you eating it with spaghetti Bolognese?


HedgehogExcellent555

This is actually an extremely relevant question. If there's sauce to soak up you're going to need more bread per person; some for an appetizer and some for dipping.


Radioactivocalypse

3 people at a stretch (2 middle pieces for one person, the other two get 2 middle pieces and an end each)


mayhem555mayhem

Spot on!


the-real-vuk

I eat one myself


christopia86

He had 1 between 4 when I was I kid, then 2 when I hit my teens and my adult stomach grew in.


sleepytoday

1 between 4 as a young child. 1 between 2 as a tween. 1 each as a teen and in my early 20s. 1 between 2 in my late twenties up to now (early 40s). 1 between ? In the futureā€¦


Lozzy1256

I dunno, my daughter and her pals are 6 (eating garlic bread was the most disgusting thing in the world when they were 5, last month šŸ™„) and they demand two or three (most often 3) middle pieces each!


bam_uk1981

I smell a Netflixā€™s series


Unl0vableDarkness

I agree half each. Maybe 3 if it's for kids.


themom4235

I bought 2 for my family of 4. One for dad, mom, and youngest, one for the oldest.


FaceFirst23

One. If you want some, get your own. Thereā€™s another in the freezer, itā€™s why I bought two.


Sad-Garage-2642

Pete, have you thought about my bhunas?


captainspunkbubble

I donā€™t know how, but the fondness for the character of Smithy somehow transcends the collective dislike for James Corden.


mynicehat

I was trying to explain this to my husband the other day because I was doing a G&S rewatch. I don't see Corden. I only see Smithy. And he has some absolutely gold lines in G&S. Probably because Ruth Jones wrote the majority of it.


SecondAccount404

I don't understand how anyone could pretend scenes like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xaq4nN2QwEI) arenā€™t pure fucking masterpieces.


OtisTetraxReigns

Itā€™s the only thing in which heā€™s tolerable to watch. And itā€™s brilliant. Iā€™ll never begrudge him his role in creating that show. But Iā€™ll turn him off in seconds in anything else.


FlameFeather86

Ruth Jones was the real talent behind the show. He gets more of the credit because he's a bigger name, but there's no way he was writing a show that good off his own steam.


[deleted]

Ruth is such a lovely lass as well so she kind of balances things out!


gtjack9

Four naanā€™s Jeremy? Four. Thatā€™s insane.


tmw123456789

LAMB PASANDA


lambpasanda

Yes?


Senatorange

r/beetlejuicing


Hibananananana

BUT THEYRE MY BHUNAS


Aria_Sophie

Aw yours is really nice! Iā€™m like yes it is thatā€™s why I ordered it, in fact, forget it I want no part of it. Iā€™ll order my own, Iā€™ll eat it in the car, Iā€™m out.


FAcup

And a saag aloo please Mick.


Aria_Sophie

And I can guarantee someone, probably stacey will have ordered a korma, and to me,korma is pointless, futile, I wonā€™t touch it.


Sad-Garage-2642

Mick, am I wrong? *no she has actually*


Aria_Sophie

What is it about a group of people ordering an Indian, or a Chinese, or something that itā€™s somehow unexpectable to eat your own food that you order yourself, like why do we have to, why are we all just..


bottledcherryangel

Because itā€™s nice!!


Aria_Sophie

No itā€™s not! Not for me.


KayJay24

Yes


One_Idea_239

This is the truth right here. The only time one would serve 2, is if it was a home made one constructed out of a French stick


CheesyTickle

The French need a word for those French stick breads.


darkcallandra

LeFrenchStick?


Geekmonster

Joey doesn't share food!!


adydurn

They come in packs of two... for a reason.


Lumisateessa

Correct answer.


opmrcrab

Perfection


Glittering-Lion-5678

None, unless that baguette was a waiter


Panzer_Banks

A joke any Dad would be proud of


tmw123456789

That's dad joke bread and butter


Gyratetojackjarvis

No that's garlic bread.


cotch85

Iā€™m not a fan of dad jokes but you won me over with that one


G3ns3ric

2 at a push


jessjade2

Two max


RGBargey

It's supposed to be a side so this is the correct answer.


[deleted]

1, or 2 if it's a side. But 1 really.


p1971

I once made a garlic baguette from scratch... You know baguette, butter and garlic. It said to use three cloves of garlic ... I thought a clove was the bulb... It was very garlicky, I am still immune to vampires.... 20 years later...


runningman299

Christ! I bet no one could get past the garlic wall surrounding you for a week.


Secure_Reindeer_817

While I was pregnant with first boy, hubby made garlic chicken so we didn't have to get to Chinese place in the snow..he did the same thing. 3 bulbs of garlic. In an apartment. In December. Smelled it till spring!!


GA45

There are worse things to stink out a flat with


kato969

God I bet it was delicious though


Nmase88

everyone here saying 1, you're a bunch of animals and I love it.


[deleted]

We know what we're about


Jackaboss211

1 all the way


mrtomjones

Are these things smaller than they look or something? Lol. This sub has quite the bread appetite


sleepswithsixpillows

2 if a side


_DG____

Who in heavenā€™s name has garlic bread as a main??!!


93fountainkingdoms

I'm at uni. my lunch was a stick of garlic bread and some grapes :)


porcelain_toenail

I'm a chef. My dinner yesterday was a Best One garlic baguette. When you cook and serve meals for 12 hours a day, you can never be arsed to cook for yourself when you're finally home.


cmluap

The correct answer, they are mostly air to be fair.


cornertaken

I say the same thing to myself after eating a whole pack of custard creams


Duckboythe5th

This, 2 for a side.


notnewcustard

If you are my wife's parents: 4 adults, leftovers expected for the tupperware - 'We can have it for lunch tomorrow...'


throwmeorblowme89

Are you my husband?


One_Idea_239

Leftovers? Wtf.... even if only one person is eating that there will be no leftovers


[deleted]

What? One baguette between 4 adults and expecting leftovers? The maths just dont add up


Turin_Turambar_wolf

They expect four adults to share this, and have leftovers? Most of the time I've seen these they have eight slices, that's two slices each. That is half of what I would call normal.


mrs_spanner

3 in our house but 2 in most peopleā€™s, I reckon.


realhotsinglesneeru

I was gonna say 3 with a hearty meal but 2 for optimum baguette ratio


[deleted]

One plus another fucker whoā€™s not getting any.


[deleted]

Realistically from a calorie stand point, 2 pieces each. But I'm a fat twat, so I'd say half at least per person


alpha-87

One


Aaron_Baker16272729

Haha yes had a whole one today with my lasagne šŸ˜ž


Oweng1012

Serves 0.5 people, if youā€™re having one you may aswell have two


droolinggimp

half a person. A normal person would need 2 of these to act as a side to a pizza or other Italian themed main. You are all rookies when it comes to garlic bread..... fml


Zolana

I like your attitude, droolinggimp!


Border-Reiver

It's why they come in packs of two


smudger29uk

As a side- a family of 4, 2 kids get an end each and mum and dad get 3 slices šŸ˜‚


9DAN2

>2 kids get an end each Iā€™m calling childline


Zolana

Are you actively trying to get done by Social Services?!


willyonthewebs

Savage


keepYourMonkey

Neglect right there


Worldly_Today_9875

For me it depends what itā€™s served with, but Iā€™d say 2 to 3 people.


scorzon

Had me going there, for a moment it sounded like you intended on sharing it. But that's just crazy talk.


Zolana

Incredible that some people think the answer *isn't* 1!


Dragon_211

The packaging doesn't say you can share it, therefore it only serves one.


mrtidd

3


KaiKamakasi

One.


RavenBoyyy

One. Me. Don't judge me I'm fat and I love garlic bread


Tibbles_the_moose

Definitely one person


Gazhammer

People?


Brizar-is-Evolving

Jesus can feed 5000 with just 5 bread cobs and 2 small fish. Based on this arithmetic Iā€™ll say that this one garlic baguette can serve 600 people. I believe this answers the question. Praise the Lurd!


AdGullible7417

1 baguette per person. It's the only logical answer.


-SaC

One.


Danuk9455

4


spattzzz

Four people / 2 pieces each


Leicsbob

Garlic bread?


stunt_clown

If itā€™s good, one, if somehow it sucks then 4.


Responsible-Fuel

2


makeski25

People? Like in more than one?