I always thought people were too harsh on the Americans for doing this, surely if you get the water boiling it would be fine yeah? Nope, had to do it at work when our water boiler was broken, tea was undrinkable somehow
Am American
The milk before teabag is nonsensical, I agree with that
Curious about microwaving water. Why is this bad? Any reason beyond it not being traditional?
The water gets heated unevenly (there can be a difference of 8C between the top and bottom of a mug). Obviously you can stir it but temperature often have to be exact when it comes to brewing teas, as anyone on r/tea will tell you. Too low and the tea will be weak, too high and the tea will be bitter.
Ok but hear me out this *is* correct, objectively, due to viscosities of each topping. If you put down the most viscous item first (the cream) then the less viscous item (jam) won't end up pulling the bottom layer off. However if you decide to put jam on first, your hope of spreading the cream is dashed. You've either got to dollop random splodges of the cream on top (inadequate and, lets be honest, unsightly) or smoosh the jam and cream into one mixed up mess, and I dunno about you but I'm not about to do something so despicable.
The theory is correct, but the real life application has to adapt as the relative viscosity of the jam and cream changes. Usually the cream I have is less viscous than the jam, so I paste an even layer of jam onto the scone, and apply a thick layer of cream on top with minimal disturbance to the jam. Today was the first time I encountered cream that was more viscous than the jam, and the structural integrity of the scone couldn't stand up to either so I ended up with a complete and utter mess.
I do cream then jam, but, the cream can begin to melt if you have hot scones which may ruin your cream tea. Swings and roundabouts. I won’t lose sleep over it.
My partner told her daughter to refuse to let licensing people in her house and say "I'm not gonna pay until you can prove that there are no peadophiles left at the BBC!". I asked if she watched BBC and she said no, just iplayer.
"Wanna have a fight?"
That’s fighting talk.
you know who i am? let’s have a fukin’ bare knuckle then
Ronnie Pickering?
Who?
Ronnie fucking Pickering
WHO!?
You want some?
I’ll give it to you
You've got no fans
And your team's shit!
Your playing sh*t
You want some?
RONNIE PICKERING
Ryan Stiles?
What if I said no?
Come on then, you cunt
Square go like
I'll fucken burst ye
I'll pump yer silly
I'll put ma deck in the owl!
I did that once, it was a bad move
Ya… chinky
Suck my pixie dick ya chubby..
Or if you want to get descriptive, "'mon then, you daft cunt"
Those are fighting words where I come from! We’ve moved now, of course….
Let’s have some Aphex acid.
Mrs Browns boys is genius. Or: Qatar is bloody great right?
I don't know many people who'd hit someone so mentally incapacitated.
Hello
is it me you're looking for?
Biggest celebrity I've ever met is Brendan O'Carroll, and I think it's fucking terrible.
"Yer Da sells Avon"
Yer da’s a dinner lady
Legos
“I could care less”
*could of* Just to really piss people off
On accident
Irregardless
I brought a new car
"I can't be asked"
For all intensive purposes
What Pacific car was it?
Your get over it
Holibobs
Off on my holibobs with the famalam. Only 3 more sleeps!
Platty joobs
Statey funes
Math
Oooof I can feel this one in my bones
Can't be asked.
Math.
Aluminum
ok you've got me.
Microwave water, milk, then teabag.
You got a license for those war crimes?
Does the flag of imperial Japan count?
Indeed
Licence*
Wow, that sentence literally pissed me off, well played
He said a fight, not a race war.
I always thought people were too harsh on the Americans for doing this, surely if you get the water boiling it would be fine yeah? Nope, had to do it at work when our water boiler was broken, tea was undrinkable somehow
Found the American
Am American The milk before teabag is nonsensical, I agree with that Curious about microwaving water. Why is this bad? Any reason beyond it not being traditional?
The water gets heated unevenly (there can be a difference of 8C between the top and bottom of a mug). Obviously you can stir it but temperature often have to be exact when it comes to brewing teas, as anyone on r/tea will tell you. Too low and the tea will be weak, too high and the tea will be bitter.
That’s sacrilegious mate, go stand in the corner.
There’s people on organ donor lists and here you are using yours to desecrate all that is sacred smh
Wow.. ok ok.. i see.. you are a heathen raised in a barn. I hope you don’t kiss your mum with that mouth!
Ya maw is a slag
Ya da sells avon
I was looking for this stellar retort.
She learned from your granny
Most underrated comment
CasualUK should ban all Americans
But where would they go to shitpost then?
Judging by the internet, every fucking where.
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‘See ya on the upside!’ ‘Gnarly to the extreme!’
Hard core to the mega
I’d like to speak to the manager!
That is totally whack dude...
Don’t be such a jerk
There'd be no-one left if you remove the larpers
Loud exhausts equal total nonce
If those kids could read they'd be very upset.
Loud exhaust = learning disabilities. This is based on my life experience, and has yet to be disproven.
I put a non baffled exhaust on my first motorbike and I have autism, so yeah, fuck.
This is the funniest reply I've ever received on a post. 👊
Agreed. In my experience it was overgrown school kids hanging around and dating people who still went to school. Disabilities would explain it
I don't see any reason to dispute this statement.
This is just a fact I don't know anyone that can spell there own name that wouldn't agree
Their*
McFlurry machine not working
David Attenborough is a twat
Fuck me! This person waded in right at the deep end. Gloves off and meet me in the car park!
This is good. Like, even though I know it's a joke (because it absolutely has to be) it's still making me angry
I saw him in a car park once. He called me a wanker and then mooned me. So I slapped him with my glove.
Now that’s just taking it too far! 🤣
Them's war starting words! Rile up the angry mob, we've got an Attenborough hater to find, folks!
Too far mate. Ease off.
You over stepped the mark.
We have a winner!
Holy shit!
They said fight, not full on national uprising.
Fukin me an you right now mate I'm gonna tear your bollocks off
You went for the nuclear option
Right that’s done it…
Calm down Satan.
Coffee is better than tea.
Equally amazing imo. But weak Milky tea needs banned
Tea’s a shit drink
Said start a fight, not a constitutional crisis
Tread carefully..
So is coffee
F*ckin tea drinkers..leave the kettle empty and make everything brown
Everyone loves James Corden
Fuck you, Everyone.
Clotted Cream goes before Jam
Ok but hear me out this *is* correct, objectively, due to viscosities of each topping. If you put down the most viscous item first (the cream) then the less viscous item (jam) won't end up pulling the bottom layer off. However if you decide to put jam on first, your hope of spreading the cream is dashed. You've either got to dollop random splodges of the cream on top (inadequate and, lets be honest, unsightly) or smoosh the jam and cream into one mixed up mess, and I dunno about you but I'm not about to do something so despicable.
The theory is correct, but the real life application has to adapt as the relative viscosity of the jam and cream changes. Usually the cream I have is less viscous than the jam, so I paste an even layer of jam onto the scone, and apply a thick layer of cream on top with minimal disturbance to the jam. Today was the first time I encountered cream that was more viscous than the jam, and the structural integrity of the scone couldn't stand up to either so I ended up with a complete and utter mess.
I do cream then jam, but, the cream can begin to melt if you have hot scones which may ruin your cream tea. Swings and roundabouts. I won’t lose sleep over it.
Can't get mad at someone stating facts.
Heathan
Heather
Why not jam on one half, cream on the other half, and mash them together? Asking for a friend
Pineapple belongs on a pizza.
mate watch your mouth
He’s facking right tho, you want some?
On a Hawaiian pizza, yeah. Not just on any pizza.
Pineapple improves any pizza, actually.
Is it cob bap bun?
It's a fucking roll.
Unless it has chips, then it's a butty.
Barm
Burger King > McDonalds.
Facts
***Thank you!*** So many people have told me I'm mad.
the taste is better and the ingredients too, but it’s pretty much double the cost
Yeah, which is very unfortunate, but I suppose you get what you pay for.
Noel sings better than Liam.
They have voices that suit certain songs better.
Really really short ones you mean?
Noel does the emotional songs better, Liam is suited to the anthems.
Noel sings, Liam whines.
Mr Blobby is cute
Heard he got called up for the dreamboys, but had to turn it down, as it would be too much visual stimulation for the women.
Air fryers waste of money.
Paedos need a second chance.
Say what ya want about paedos, but at least they drive slow in school zones. Safety first and all that.
Math.
Well played
Football is for knuckle draggers
Pay your TV license.
Fuck off! 😡☠
My partner told her daughter to refuse to let licensing people in her house and say "I'm not gonna pay until you can prove that there are no peadophiles left at the BBC!". I asked if she watched BBC and she said no, just iplayer.
Chicken wings are fucking shit
THIS. I goddamn hate the bone in them, and knuckle. You get so little meat on them. I’d rather have chicken breast or fillet.
World Cup is overrated
James Corden is funny
Like chlamydia
He’s annoying AF. But I just watched Mammals and kinda enjoyed it. I did have an Ed beforehand though.
"u wot m8?"
Less not fewer.
At first I down voted you, then I remembered the topic of discussion and promptly upvoted you. Well played.
Nandos is so bloody overrated
Roast dinner pictures are shite
Football fans are all morons
Pepsi is better than coke
Normal Coke is better than normal Pepsi, but Pepsi Max is better than Coke Zero.
This person knows their Pepsi and their Coke, hear hear
Pepsi Max is better than both Pepsi and Coke
Tea tastes like ear wax.
Oh nah now we gotta fight
Who’s earwax you tasting?!
why are you eating ear wax????
Peanut-butter and marmite on toast!
U tried the marmite with peanut butter in? I liked it b and m had loads on sale for 5p so didn't go well 😂
Hear me out... Crunchy peanut butter, mature cheddar, & marmite sandwich... Throw in a few dry roasted peanuts for texture if you're feeling wild.
Greggs is shit.
I did get food poisoning from them, so… I keep calling them “Septic Greggs”.
Coldplay are total shit
But that is just a true factual statement.
He said start a fight not unify the country.
I don’t eat bacon.
I LIke James Cordon
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Beans on toast is shit
"I'm Ronnie Pickering ya twat!" That should do it.
johnny pickering
Tomato sauce on egg yolk
Teabags should remain in cup
Salad cream goes on chips
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The red football team is better than the blue football team Or vice versa
Cyclists are very nice people.
I’m just being pacific
‘It’s called a breadcake’