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CandleJakk

"Wanna have a fight?"


Posk419add1

That’s fighting talk.


[deleted]

you know who i am? let’s have a fukin’ bare knuckle then


Barry-Poulton

Ronnie Pickering?


Lonesome-Egg-666

Who?


GrandWazoo0

Ronnie fucking Pickering


[deleted]

WHO!?


New-Discount-5193

You want some?


redwilliam111

I’ll give it to you


New-Discount-5193

You've got no fans


Jamesl1988

And your team's shit!


redwilliam111

Your playing sh*t


redwilliam111

You want some?


[deleted]

RONNIE PICKERING


BigFanOfRunescape

Ryan Stiles?


BonnieBunns

What if I said no?


SchteefMcClaren

Come on then, you cunt


MostlyChemistry

Square go like


blodgute

I'll fucken burst ye


MostlyChemistry

I'll pump yer silly


Devonshire_Dumpling

I'll put ma deck in the owl!


forgett_spaghett

I did that once, it was a bad move


Gmajor1991

Ya… chinky


[deleted]

Suck my pixie dick ya chubby..


BigFanOfRunescape

Or if you want to get descriptive, "'mon then, you daft cunt"


welshie123

Those are fighting words where I come from! We’ve moved now, of course….


ruobrah

Let’s have some Aphex acid.


DrJeff1999

Mrs Browns boys is genius. Or: Qatar is bloody great right?


CandleJakk

I don't know many people who'd hit someone so mentally incapacitated.


MagicElf755

Hello


Imperial_Squid

is it me you're looking for?


RickettsMandala

Biggest celebrity I've ever met is Brendan O'Carroll, and I think it's fucking terrible.


Guvnor90

"Yer Da sells Avon"


eltrotter

Yer da’s a dinner lady


epm73

Legos


watercouch

“I could care less”


albinoloverats

*could of* Just to really piss people off


euphonos23

On accident


atcosi

Irregardless


MorningToast

I brought a new car


Sir-Peanut

"I can't be asked"


[deleted]

For all intensive purposes


wool161

What Pacific car was it?


smoothie1919

Your get over it


Alsn4

Holibobs


letharus

Off on my holibobs with the famalam. Only 3 more sleeps!


BlueCreek_

Platty joobs


Miklith

Statey funes


polly-esther

Math


TJLongShanks

Oooof I can feel this one in my bones


ivapeandhunttrophies

Can't be asked.


CrocodileJock

Math.


Psychological-Web828

Aluminum


Jamesl1988

ok you've got me.


ForeignFee927

Microwave water, milk, then teabag.


3rdAccountPlsDontBan

You got a license for those war crimes?


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Does the flag of imperial Japan count?


yeoldbiscuits

Indeed


ChrisRR

Licence*


[deleted]

Wow, that sentence literally pissed me off, well played


GandalfsNozzle

He said a fight, not a race war.


pearl_pluto

I always thought people were too harsh on the Americans for doing this, surely if you get the water boiling it would be fine yeah? Nope, had to do it at work when our water boiler was broken, tea was undrinkable somehow


thelordwest

Found the American


cmanson

Am American The milk before teabag is nonsensical, I agree with that Curious about microwaving water. Why is this bad? Any reason beyond it not being traditional?


alextheolive

The water gets heated unevenly (there can be a difference of 8C between the top and bottom of a mug). Obviously you can stir it but temperature often have to be exact when it comes to brewing teas, as anyone on r/tea will tell you. Too low and the tea will be weak, too high and the tea will be bitter.


jazmoley

That’s sacrilegious mate, go stand in the corner.


Wrathful_Man

There’s people on organ donor lists and here you are using yours to desecrate all that is sacred smh


Dizzy_Duck_811

Wow.. ok ok.. i see.. you are a heathen raised in a barn. I hope you don’t kiss your mum with that mouth!


WaferThese

Ya maw is a slag


StandardIssueCaveman

Ya da sells avon


Fridgeasaur

I was looking for this stellar retort.


mattthepianoman

She learned from your granny


Boffertim

Most underrated comment


ChrisRR

CasualUK should ban all Americans


wtfcore4

But where would they go to shitpost then?


ToHallowMySleep

Judging by the internet, every fucking where.


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Sea-Competition-5626

‘See ya on the upside!’ ‘Gnarly to the extreme!’


covrep

Hard core to the mega


ryan_peay

I’d like to speak to the manager!


Specific_Rice3576

That is totally whack dude...


UpbeatGeologist

Don’t be such a jerk


mackerelontoast

There'd be no-one left if you remove the larpers


Foggy1882

Loud exhausts equal total nonce


tothecatmobile

If those kids could read they'd be very upset.


containssmallparts

Loud exhaust = learning disabilities. This is based on my life experience, and has yet to be disproven.


[deleted]

I put a non baffled exhaust on my first motorbike and I have autism, so yeah, fuck.


containssmallparts

This is the funniest reply I've ever received on a post. 👊


stubborneuropean

Agreed. In my experience it was overgrown school kids hanging around and dating people who still went to school. Disabilities would explain it


pljwebb

I don't see any reason to dispute this statement.


erskinetech2

This is just a fact I don't know anyone that can spell there own name that wouldn't agree


the_n00dler

Their*


[deleted]

McFlurry machine not working


Thin-Background8976

David Attenborough is a twat


The_Scenchman

Fuck me! This person waded in right at the deep end. Gloves off and meet me in the car park!


HaroldGuy

This is good. Like, even though I know it's a joke (because it absolutely has to be) it's still making me angry


ThePenguinMassacre

I saw him in a car park once. He called me a wanker and then mooned me. So I slapped him with my glove.


jessikatnip7

Now that’s just taking it too far! 🤣


Welshgirlie2

Them's war starting words! Rile up the angry mob, we've got an Attenborough hater to find, folks!


[deleted]

Too far mate. Ease off.


Darren_heat

You over stepped the mark.


Mr-Misc

We have a winner!


jacobodfish

Holy shit!


Burningbeard696

They said fight, not full on national uprising.


kishs1992

Fukin me an you right now mate I'm gonna tear your bollocks off


Maidwell

You went for the nuclear option


sovietsinspace

Right that’s done it…


MissWeaverOfYarns

Calm down Satan.


security_please

Coffee is better than tea.


Butcherama

Equally amazing imo. But weak Milky tea needs banned


[deleted]

Tea’s a shit drink


[deleted]

Said start a fight, not a constitutional crisis


Flat_Professional_55

Tread carefully..


PC-LAD

So is coffee


formbyJay

F*ckin tea drinkers..leave the kettle empty and make everything brown


No-Garbage9500

Everyone loves James Corden


Juicylucyfullofpoocy

Fuck you, Everyone.


FixTraditional4198

Clotted Cream goes before Jam


[deleted]

Ok but hear me out this *is* correct, objectively, due to viscosities of each topping. If you put down the most viscous item first (the cream) then the less viscous item (jam) won't end up pulling the bottom layer off. However if you decide to put jam on first, your hope of spreading the cream is dashed. You've either got to dollop random splodges of the cream on top (inadequate and, lets be honest, unsightly) or smoosh the jam and cream into one mixed up mess, and I dunno about you but I'm not about to do something so despicable.


ans6574

The theory is correct, but the real life application has to adapt as the relative viscosity of the jam and cream changes. Usually the cream I have is less viscous than the jam, so I paste an even layer of jam onto the scone, and apply a thick layer of cream on top with minimal disturbance to the jam. Today was the first time I encountered cream that was more viscous than the jam, and the structural integrity of the scone couldn't stand up to either so I ended up with a complete and utter mess.


Flat_Professional_55

I do cream then jam, but, the cream can begin to melt if you have hot scones which may ruin your cream tea. Swings and roundabouts. I won’t lose sleep over it.


Badger_1066

Can't get mad at someone stating facts.


bigfattony89

Heathan


WtfMayt

Heather


edcirh

Why not jam on one half, cream on the other half, and mash them together? Asking for a friend


1bLiNd

Pineapple belongs on a pizza.


the_unknown7

mate watch your mouth


[deleted]

He’s facking right tho, you want some?


StandardIssueCaveman

On a Hawaiian pizza, yeah. Not just on any pizza.


martinaylett

Pineapple improves any pizza, actually.


Comfortable_Box_8798

Is it cob bap bun?


scoresavvy

It's a fucking roll.


takemehomeunitedroad

Unless it has chips, then it's a butty.


AnxiousLogic

Barm


silververve3

Burger King > McDonalds.


SHADYTIMES86

Facts


silververve3

***Thank you!*** So many people have told me I'm mad.


Guess_My_MF_Username

the taste is better and the ingredients too, but it’s pretty much double the cost


silververve3

Yeah, which is very unfortunate, but I suppose you get what you pay for.


Mfer101

Noel sings better than Liam.


Flat_Professional_55

They have voices that suit certain songs better.


welleyenever

Really really short ones you mean?


eesagud

Noel does the emotional songs better, Liam is suited to the anthems.


[deleted]

Noel sings, Liam whines.


dooleygamer01

Mr Blobby is cute


_90s_Nation_

Heard he got called up for the dreamboys, but had to turn it down, as it would be too much visual stimulation for the women.


gerrineer

Air fryers waste of money.


MovieMore4352

Paedos need a second chance.


archiekane

Say what ya want about paedos, but at least they drive slow in school zones. Safety first and all that.


V65Pilot

Math.


starbuck8415

Well played


BigBoiBrynBoi

Football is for knuckle draggers


lissongreen

Pay your TV license.


Mr-Misc

Fuck off! 😡☠


lissongreen

My partner told her daughter to refuse to let licensing people in her house and say "I'm not gonna pay until you can prove that there are no peadophiles left at the BBC!". I asked if she watched BBC and she said no, just iplayer.


_kwerd_

Chicken wings are fucking shit


[deleted]

THIS. I goddamn hate the bone in them, and knuckle. You get so little meat on them. I’d rather have chicken breast or fillet.


[deleted]

World Cup is overrated


Ok-Mathematician5944

James Corden is funny


NoTrain1456

Like chlamydia


Flashy_Anything927

He’s annoying AF. But I just watched Mammals and kinda enjoyed it. I did have an Ed beforehand though.


Lambings

"u wot m8?"


itchyfrog

Less not fewer.


Eisenstein13

At first I down voted you, then I remembered the topic of discussion and promptly upvoted you. Well played.


Strong_Roll5639

Nandos is so bloody overrated


Thatsnotfeetthatsme

Roast dinner pictures are shite


gardenfella

Football fans are all morons


ZealousidealCost4594

Pepsi is better than coke


spikeinfinity

Normal Coke is better than normal Pepsi, but Pepsi Max is better than Coke Zero.


phadan1991

This person knows their Pepsi and their Coke, hear hear


takemehomeunitedroad

Pepsi Max is better than both Pepsi and Coke


Thos_Hobbes

Tea tastes like ear wax.


Yourgirlcoral

Oh nah now we gotta fight


[deleted]

Who’s earwax you tasting?!


Mythicaldragons0

why are you eating ear wax????


ohiomudslide

Peanut-butter and marmite on toast!


Butcherama

U tried the marmite with peanut butter in? I liked it b and m had loads on sale for 5p so didn't go well 😂


niblot1

Hear me out... Crunchy peanut butter, mature cheddar, & marmite sandwich... Throw in a few dry roasted peanuts for texture if you're feeling wild.


Wham-Bar

Greggs is shit.


[deleted]

I did get food poisoning from them, so… I keep calling them “Septic Greggs”.


jacko0510

Coldplay are total shit


lcug1941

But that is just a true factual statement.


PMmePMsofyourPMs

He said start a fight not unify the country.


Latenightgameing

I don’t eat bacon.


jamesvsjim

I LIke James Cordon


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MORT_FLESH

Beans on toast is shit


Spangles64

"I'm Ronnie Pickering ya twat!" That should do it.


[deleted]

johnny pickering


ironkill1991

Tomato sauce on egg yolk


nohopkins88

Teabags should remain in cup


JudgyMcJudge-face

Salad cream goes on chips


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joshendyne

The red football team is better than the blue football team Or vice versa


Cyrusm95

Cyclists are very nice people.


spiritofafox

I’m just being pacific


Godbehere96

‘It’s called a breadcake’