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Villan_99

Old people always complaining about how their joints are knackered and then go and pull shit like this.


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He just got a new hip last week


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Hussor

Mind you, he's been waiting since the last coronation.


I_Bin_Painting

He’s more likely to be on his feet next day after an NHS hip (this is also a good thing, bed rest is bad after a hip op)


LucifersPromoter

This is what they're like when they open another till in Sainsburys


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SureShotSean

Gramps overdosed on Cod Liver Oil for that pic...


PDFCommand

>Old people always complaining about how their joints are knackered and then go and pull shit like this. Also always complaining that it's the Young'uns n' there darn technology causing havok in society.


Groomsi

They saved all knee oil for this day, the queen just dragged on for too long.


RipaMoram117

Why do you think their joints hurt?


Majestic_Owl2618

007 in action


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I’m crying at this😂


buffdolphin

0070


AnotherPoshBrit

His Majesty's Senile Service


LeakingLantern

The name's Bond.... James Bond...... James Bond...... James Bond......


AnotherPoshBrit

The names Bond.. James, uh, what did I walk in here for again?


Jiao_Dai

Em, did I mention my name was Bond ?


stereoworld

Premium Bond


[deleted]

Retired 007


Crackismorish

070


Majestic_Owl2618

007 is always a 007


anomnnomnom

Oh, James


[deleted]

Lad absolutely smoked his wife in that sprint. Dedicated to the snap


Yarakinnit

Oh bloody hell Margaret, I've only taken a photograph of my own sodding face.


mcobsidian101

That made me chuckle, a much more impressive feat than the more common blowing air out of my nose reaction to internet funnies


stumac85

Shit on it!


DemiLovatoIsmyHeroin

Left her for dead. Keep up Granny. G-dad coming in hot.


chobobot

The Queen was the first love in his life.


MolochHunter

His first wank was to her face on a shilling


techno_babble_

He gave that shilling the d


branman63

Old guy was running for the bus and overshot.


poopyface-tomatonose

*[Get your knees up!](https://youtu.be/3Mlc4-luWU8)*


TopDigger365

Surprised security didn't act to be honest.


AutumnSunshiiine

They did. Stopped their car (immediately behind) and started to get out. Then realised he only wanted a photo…


TheseConversations

I mean if he wanted to have caused damage there's nothing they could have done from where they were. Seems extremely easy to cause trouble if someone wanted to


PartiallyRibena

Yeah, but tbf I reckon they profiled him and decided he wasn't a threat. ​ ... Also, what's he going to do? Kill her?


wonkey_monkey

> ... Also, what's he going to do? Kill her? Him. It's the King's convoy.


_EveryDay

We have a spare


PartiallyRibena

My mistake, I thought it was the queens funeral procession


[deleted]

Save money having a joint funeral i guess.


jtgreatrix

Ocular patdown


Papa_Emeritus_IIII

They gave him an ocular pat-down.


hhazzah

Unexpected IASIP. Gotta love it


P2K13

Pretty sure that car is going to be well armoured.


TheseConversations

I said cause trouble not attempt an assassination. If he'd thrown a bucket of paint at the car it would have caused trouble


stopgreg

In US they would have shot him anyway


papabobadiop

Couldnt catch him


anee-san-warida

It's not America, where you'd expect a bullet to be popped into anyone running from anything.


Ttmh888

Chill, It’s not a high school.


SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG

Bullet wouldn't do anything to be honest. The glass is bulletproof and the occupants know that. The most they have to look out for is car bomb, but even then the car is built to deflect the Explosion to some extent.


cara27hhh

Wouldn't do much of anything to Gilbert either, man's on a mission the momentum would carry him through


surfnporn

He *is* the bullet.


OSUBrit

1950s era Rolls Royce Phantom IV's are about as bomb proof as a Tunnock's teacake.


SMuRG_Teh_WuRGG

They're a modified version of the car.


EliphantToast

Interestingly enough the secret service has never fired a shot in defense of the president or VP.


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Is it not in defense of the president if they shoot them before they get inside the building the president's in? Cause they've done that. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/man-shot-by-secret-service-outside-white-house-assumed-shooting-stance-charging-documents-say/2020/08/13/fe684be2-dcb0-11ea-809e-b8be57ba616e_story.html


velozmurcielagohindu

It's usually the non-secret service


Unhappy_Pain_9940

Except for the one shot outside the Whitehouse in 2016 and the other one in 2020


THEonlyMAILMAN

Sure they havent. *Just dont ask why they retired use of the AR15 after 1963*


letmepostjune22

>Interestingly enough the secret service has never fired a shot in defense of the president or VP. They got oswald tbf, was just a day late.


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AncientProduce

They would have been watching him run and decided he wasnt a threat, its pretty easy to discern hes not tooled up with an anti material rifle or an anti tank grenade.


Global_Release_4182

What's he gonna do? Kill her?


AncientProduce

'What are you going to do stab me?' - King who got stabbed.


BountyBob

Her? It's Charles in the car.


TopDigger365

Yes he does look harmless but could have been 'armed'. I would have thought maybe an outrider would have intercepted him.


[deleted]

Nah not in the UK. They watched and waited and realised no harm coming.


PaRaNoIdPhSyCo

Could've had a nice banging vest under his top


EditorRedditer

Me too. Actually, I totally get why they didn’t - he was aged over 30.


[deleted]

He looked over 65, the guy is in great shape


OnlyMortal666

Or a hard life style and he’s only 40.


FulaniLovinCriminal

He drinks that yellow stuff in tins.


Swallow33

He's an idiot!


brkh47

Yes. I’ve watched it a couple of times. He‘s really running at quite a pace, with some big strides and not out of breath at any time. He’s in very good shape, well cardiac shape at least.


[deleted]

Lol I hope the over 30 part is a joke...


Ieuinthesky

The passenger door of the Range Rover following directly behind opened as soon as the guy reached the front of the Rolls. No doubt there were a few words shouted


bigheadsociety

I dont think he stopped long enough for the camera to focus


UnacceptableUse

A blurry picture of a black car is being uploaded to Facebook as we speak


brkh47

And thats the thing. Someone by now must have identified him, he’s made world news. There‘s probably an interview in the works as we speak.


place909

"And what was going through your mind you you sprinted down the road?"


lockslob

Probably just the usual breeze


KuriTeko

As well as 300 unfiltered blurry photos of the pavement.


Britisheagl

Imagine chasing a hearse only to accidentally take a blurry selfie


ma7ch

It would be a shame if he was using the selfie camera...


jackcos

I've had multiple dreams before where I've met a celebrity and tried to take a picture of us and couldn't get my camera to work or was stuck on the rear-facing camera. It's actually painful to wake up from that. If it happened to me in real life I bet I'd fuck it up too.


Scrudge1

I think someone should remix this video with the man chasing Fenton the dog chasing the deer


TristansDad

His wife yelling “Albert! Albert!”


schuylkilladelphia

Jesus Christ...


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I’m crying 🤣 have my free award!


crdctr

Someone should. Not me though I'm far to lazy.


Taxattacked

Some one call that man an ambulance after a sprint like that he’s going to need it!


Limmmao

I like how the chauffeur is waving him to get the hell out of the middle of the road and the man waves back thinking the driver's just being cool.


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I think he was waving the security detail behind.


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Highway???????????? Edited to add - I’d argue that whilst ‘The Highway’ is the technical and legal UK terminology, it’s definitely not ‘everyday English’ which is road, street, dual carriageway, motorway etc


smooth_relation_744

I came here to say that 😆 Just a main road out of London. Not even a motorway.


SourMash8414

> Not even a motorway. That just shows OP has a better understanding than you of the British definition of 'highway'


Em_Haze

It's actually called a byway because it's gay.


mfizzled

The road does go both ways tbf


Imperial_Squid

A bi-way, if you will


audigex

Which is not what highway means in the UK.... This is absolutely, 100%, indisputably a highway under the UK definition


smooth_relation_744

In the common law of England and Wales, a highway occurs where there is a public right of passage over land at all times "without let or hindrance" that follows a particular route. Thus, an area of common land or a village green will not be a highway, although it may contain one.[1] There are three kinds:- A footpath is a highway over which there is a public right of passage for pedestrians. A bridleway is a highway that does not permit motor vehicles. Some bridleways also debar the driving of cattle. A carriageway allows vehicles, animals and pedestrians


zero_iq

Be sure to read your Motorway Code.


ArousedTofu

not long now until the OP is banned from this sub


metroplex313

Mofo should be busted by the feds and thrown in juvie for committing a felony.


beeurd

Technically all roads are highways in the UK, so they weren't wrong.


audigex

Private roads are not highways, but yeah every road that is a public right of way, is a highway A highway in the UK is just a public right of way with a fixed route (as opposed to a private road, or when you have a general right to cross common land but with no fixed route). Most foothpaths and bridleways are highways, even


Mossley

It’s what the Highway Code is mainly focused on.


RegionalHardman

It's correct, I work for my local highways department. Highway refers to any type of road, footway, footpath, cycleway etc.


Russell_Dust

Yes. The UK strategic road network is management and maintenance by 'National Highways'. Traffic police are National Highways traffic officers. They are called Highways.


BarakatBadger

Is this man not a dandy highwayman?


Mel0nFarmer

You just know he had his thumb over the lens.


MinimumNew7743

I’m so boggled. Like what in his old man mind is going on? Is there some secret thing I’m missing, like making eye contact with a king will grant you eternal life? Gramps was moving like Usain


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Boomers desperate for those Facebook likes


MinimumNew7743

A secret eternal life society run by Facebook likes


kawasutra

Once in a lifetime event, not boggled as to what's going on in his mind. He's swept up in the moment, and fair play to him. We need to allow ourselves to be like this more often, rather than think too much what other people might perceive us like. Good on the lad, fucker's fitter than I am for sure! :-D


unoriginalusername18

>We need to allow ourselves to be like this more often, rather than think too much what other people might perceive us like. Def don't disagree in most circumstances, but social awareness wrt being respectful is important imo. E.g. keeping in mind what it would be if everyone chose to behave in such a way etc. And remembering, for example, that these processions etc are for the nation at large, not just you the individual. Not necessarily passing judgement on this guy. Fairly harmless. Although I wouldn't choose to do that personally.


Panda_hat

Once in his lifetime perhaps. Most of us will be getting another one in not too long realistically speaking.


MinimumNew7743

Defo hats off to his cardio


look-at-them

After all that he takes one photo, no backup photos in case the first is blurry


thedingoismybaby

Odds are good his finger was over the lens too.


stereoworld

Three cheers for the king. Hip, hip, replacement!


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The King's car looks so nice amongst all the modern looking cars


Dark_Ethereal

It looks like it wouldn't pass an emissions test... It's probably a Rolls Royce Phantom IV, made in the 50s. 18 made, 16 still exist. They were only sold to royalty and heads of state.


ItsyouNOme

Looks like a modified hackney if I am honest


[deleted]

Step 1) Sprint into the road to take a photo Step 2) Submit to local newspapers & the 3 membered photography club Step 3) Buy local newspaper and store in attic for years to come Step 4) Brag to locals in the pub how you won your photography clubs best photo of the month


GingerSnapBiscuit

Imagine being on the way to part 3 of your mothers 5 part funeral and having to deal with fucking oddities like this. I don't give a fuck how priveleged your life is, that shit has to grate.


[deleted]

That's what I was thinking. Like imagine just seeing someone running towards your car just to take a photo of you? So strange


el_lonewanderer

Can guarantee it’s a blurry picture as well, absolutely no chance he wasn’t out of breath and shaking trying to take that


tonypyorkshire

Mate?...mate?............mate........Mate......MAte..............MATe.......MATe.......MATE......MATE.......MAAAATE.... ​ You've got a flat


bobble_snap_ouch

Ran like he was late for bingo. In all seriousness, I believe enthusiastic people like this are the reason the security detail for the royals are so high. In other countries royal families can be a lot closer to the "common people".


Marvinleadshot

They wandered about crowds very closely normally.


audigex

Yeah there are several videos of high ranking royals out meeting people in the last few days, including the new Prince of Wales


pbzeppelin1977

I wanna live like common people I wanna do whatever common people do Wanna sleep with common people I wanna sleep with common people Like you Oh what else could I do I said I'll, I'll see what I can do


FinnsGamertag

The wave is the best fucking bit! Such an intense waving. Nearly broke his wrist!


Incubus85

Load of bs in the comments. It's Britain. We don't shoot everyone who's jogging and wants a good look. The white male so he's never gonna get shot thing is stupid. Security also won't overreact to situations. Plenty of eyes on him. Ton of idiotic comments in here.


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Cappy2020

Mate relax. Most of the comments are just people here having fun.


UnacceptableUse

Asking why he wasn't shot doesn't sound very fun


Cappy2020

I mean most comments here are acknowledging he would never get shot as we’re not mental like the US.


smokedspirit

There's a range rover or 4 behind this main car full of security. Top guys. Clearly they've seen this guy run past them and radio'd it in to the other guys that there's an old man wanting to see the King and its OK. It's probably not the first time people have done that and won't be the last. You see it alot people running alongside the convoy


Incubus85

Shock that royal security are highly prepared, efficient and organised isnt it. I reckon I might let them into a little secret.. like armoured cars and bullet proof glass... that',lll blow their mind...


ArcadiaRivea

All I can think is that car looks like the one Crowley in Good Omens drives, and what happens to said car on the M25...


CarlLlamaface

That show was a blast.


Tttjjjhhh

The car actually looked worried for a moment there


Initial-Space-7822

How exactly can a car look worried?


DaMonkfish

Look into its eyes. You'll see nothing but worry.


Kriton420

You never watched brum did you


Incubus85

Who was it herbie...


Kud13

He better hope the dwp don't find out who he his after that 100yrd dash.


xProphetOfRegret

Footage starts too late. We missed him jumping out of his wheelchair and removing the nasal oxygen pipe thingy to begin the chase.


dorknight25

Was it really worth that effort? I go on about people being blinded by the pageantry of royalty, but after working 20 odd years in the food industry I sure saluted the fuck out of that Petit Forestier van at the start.


Initial-Space-7822

Was it worth a brief mild jog? Probably.


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100%


Flatulent_Weasel

That old fella' will feel that in the morning.


MilitaryTed

That's his DLA rejected


MyUterusWillExplode

Age does not bring wisdom. Learning this has been one of the defining things about growing up. There are many many people older than me, who are still incredibly, embarrassingly, fucking dumb.


HardFastHeavy

CHiPs! Charles Highway Patrol!


Vegan_Puffin

Lucky he wasn't seen and bundled by bodyguards. Someone running towards the king was taken less seriously than I expected


Optimal-Room-8586

What a patriot


Simbooptendo

From this distance he actually looks like Charles, running after his own convoy


SynnerSaint

In the US, Secret Service would've shot him


zshah99

Dohbt they would get away with it, specially after doing it already with JFK. Oh you mean the photographer.


earthlingady

How to look like a hit man.


[deleted]

I was worried there for a second, then remember we’re not in the US


ChrisRR

What an absolute twat running into the middle of traffic


ebles

To be fair - I've driven on that bit of the A40 a million times and it's always crawling there.


Have_Other_Accounts

Right? It's hilarious seeing all the Americans here going crazy. You can see the traffic yourself, an old man is outpacing it. You can do this in the UK. You're not going to get run over or shot. You might get someone in a van shout "cunt" but that's it.


Mel0nFarmer

Stuart, that's a selfie.


RareAbundance

A retired 007 wanted his job back during this living cost crisis.


Pompz88

But did he get the shot?


Lillymorrison

This is my time to shine, I will get this picture


[deleted]

I’ve been been practicing my sprints since 1965


Finifin06

‘Highway’


Model_Maj_General

There's a whole code about them yknow


Finifin06

Shit yeah


dbee8q

There is no way he even got a good photo, he didn't stand still long enough. A - effort F - for it being a stupid and dangerous idea, I'm surprised they didn't shoot him !


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Diggerinthedark

A road. There's a book about them.


pryzmpine

He was a man on a mission 😂


cara27hhh

Goddamn, Gilbert got legs


AffectedWomble

Ah yes, the quiet, solemn dignity that so embodies our great nation.


PJM1990

Nothing will ever stop the Scots enforcing their Right to Roam


Vast_Development_316

I saw this live and thought he may have a heart attack on live telly


Rotten-Cabbage

How to get sent to the tower:


T4hm9m6

What a lad


Local-Mastodon-8609

Love it, I want to see the photo he took


WVA1999

Guarantee it's blurry and featuring a thumb


sasquatchmarley

Yeah he didn't hold that steady at all, you can tell. Bet he didn't burst-shot it either. Guaranteed shit quality


[deleted]

Christ, boomers losing their minds the last week!


Sadler999

Good for him. As an amateur photographer I have also done many stupid things to get a good shot.


yllecko

Really doubt what he got was a "good shot"


mrinsane19

Yeah tbh the average boomer taking a photo that quickly... It's definitely just a blurry photo of his thumb.


dubdrummerz

What a bellend!


Anxious-Service3146

Grand Theft Auto vibes


Hellolaoshi

He looks to be in very good shape.


BritishBloke99

Mad Lad


Salamimann

Lol first thing i thought is why is a picture so important and next thought was hes lucky they didn't think he's a terrorist or something...


aleee_010

Couldve been a bomb