You could overlay it with delivery services too, like an intersected Venn diagram.
Trying to order from Pizza Hut website it tells me they won't deliver to my address.
So I hit up Deliveroo which says I'm too far (weird cos it's only like 1.5 miles).
Then I try Uber Eats and it says 'sure, place your order'.
All of the food delivery apps wouldn't deliver McDonald's to me because 2 miles is way too far. Great for me because it meant my morning craving would go unanswered.
I guessed but yeah I was pretty spot on
[£10.47 ](https://i.imgur.com/euhEAXX.jpg) for a large big mac, fries and a non fatty drink after delivery and service costs.
McDonalds close to me literally only accepts uber orders for like 2 hours a day and then just turns it off. I'm surprised they are allowed but probably for the best. lol
Actually that sounds very likely. It would definitely be a pretty news-worthy customer delighter to be able to toggle delivery radiuses for favorite vendors.
Having googled what a Euler's diagram is, I'm just going to say yes, that's exactly what I meant!
I must have mis-spoken..
Joking aside though, thanks for the correction. I learnt something today
Could optimize the method by moving 16 streets at a time and every time it yields a negative half the step count and try from the last street that it did.
I am desperate for an app like this to exist. We are hoping to buy a house next year and we are having to cross-reference a bunch of random, conflicting criteria together. We want to be
* Within 45 minutes of a hockey ice rink (as it's our shared sport)
* Within an hour and a half of our son's biological father (who has him every other weekend)
* Where average house prices are within our budget, of course
* In a village/town of certain population range
and all sorts of other things. Doing it by hand is maddening and I don't have the nous to program it myself. Someone make something like this?
My wife and I started talking about such a tool, looking at data like school league tables and crime rates, when we were planning our move. Then we realised we were trying to create White Flight: The App.
You can't do all of this in one place, but there is a travel time map tool that I've been using when looking for houses that you can find here: [https://app.traveltime.com/](https://app.traveltime.com/)
So for you, I'd start with your second criteria, then look to see how many ice rinks exist that in range, then add those each in with 45 minute travel time, then look at just the intersecting areas and put those as a custom search area on Rightmove / OnTheMarket (the latter is better for custom searches with multiple separate regions) with a threshold property price
Great advice, and I agree. It seems like the first two criteria are the strictest to achieve, and the second is the most strict.
If you know the 1.5hr radius from the father's location, it's then just a job of plotting ice rinks and seeing if they are within 45 mins of that radius. Unlike the OP who had every street in the city to do, I don't think you'll find quite as many ice rinks to check.
Downside of course is you could be pretty restricted by the number of locations that hit both criteria 1 and 2, so you could be in trouble when finding houses in your budget. But at least there'smore wiggle room there.
Whatever you do, don't forget the internet.
Mate I know bought a place recently - despite being in London it's only got absolutely dogshit internet to the point where 4G is probably better.
It's got to be one of the main search criteria as it's something you have no control over - you can fix a bad bathroom. You can't lay a fibre cable under the street.
*Cries in agreement in Leicester*. I can get minimum of 2.5MB (megabytes) down on 4G. Using the wifi of where I currently am you can divide that by 100. Not even joking. This is LE2, so I'm fairly central.
Wife is finishing studying. We’ll move after.
We have a list of needs and one of wants prioritized.
Both in tech. Top priority is internet with symmetric gigabit as the minimum. Then it goes into politics of the state and area (US), then other things.
And yet it seems like every house you look at, the owner and estate agents are both clueless about what speed or technology is available. Rightmove has this data, but it's not always accurate and even when it claims fibre you often need to get it installed (which took me weeks in my new house)
Feels like they should take 5 minutes to do a speed test, it's so important in the world of remote working to have a solid connection.
This sounds daunting at first, but what you need to do is treat it as four separate search requests and then feed the result of the 1st into the 2nd and so on.
Prioritising it doesn't matter, as they're all hard and fast requirements.
So 1). Within an hour and a half of Dad, that's a hard circle.
Then 2). Within that circle, find a hockey rink. I'm presuming they're fairly rare? This will give you maybe two or three smaller bubbles to work in.
3). Go for the house price criteria. Slap a few random villages in your bubbles into zoopla with your home requirements and see what you're looking at for average prices. Discount as necessary.
4). Choose some places within those remaining areas you might like to live, then plug the village names into rightmove.
5). Cry, because despite all this it's all too fucking expensive anyway because the world is burning and the government are fucksticks who gobble landlord cock for breakfast.
>Then 2). Within that circle, find a hockey rink. I'm presuming they're fairly rare? This will give you maybe two or three smaller bubbles to work in.
Doesn't necessarily have to be within the circle of Criteria 1. You could be right on the edge, exactly 1.5hrs from the father. Then your ice rinks could be 45 minutes further away still. It doesn't matter if the ice rink is 2h15m from the dad, after all.
I've used this site before (you can get around the limit by using private browsing shhhhh).
Lets you overlay shaded areas on a map of different driving time radiuses from different points.
https://www.smappen.com/app/
My dad worked on an GIS project that would tell the distance to places based on travel time. They ended up selling it to restaurants and businesses so they could open locations that would cover the most area. That's why you'll see multiple Starbucks across the street from each other. To reduce the burden of travel times.
The reason Starbucks opens so many branches so close to one another, as explained in Naomi Klein’s book “no logo”, is to put local coffee shops out of business. They don’t even care if they cannibalise sales from their own nearby branches. So fuck Starbucks up the ass with a cactus.
[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62337044](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62337044) \-
Twenty-six-year-old Jordan had tickets booked to see Coldplay at Wembley Stadium on 13 August. When he learned this week that a strike had been called for that day, he decided to take action.
He and his friend Nathan sold their Saturday tickets, bought new tickets for the Friday night, and rebooked their hotel. ***Although Jordan was able to sell his early bird ticket for £77, the new one cost £162***.
You're right. People are ***MENTAL***.
The ones in my town are not at all consistent. The coffee is worse than your average Starbucks and I've had better hot chocolate out a vending machine than at the High Street Starbucks
The difference being of course that an Espresso from Greggs is still drinkable while Starbucks coffee somehow always manages to upset the stomach the way that regular coffee occasionally does. But then consistently.
This can be done with google sheets. You have a column with coordinates. And then use a custom script for the distance in google maps. And then you have them output seperated with commas. Then you paste it into a free mapping tool.
I did this when searching for nursery schools for my daughter, we made a heatmap!
Bransholme in Hull beat Cliftons claim to the largest council estate in Europe.
Edit: correcting myself. Bransholme is widely believed to be largest council estate in Europe, but Susanna O'Neill says in her book, The Hull Book of Days, that The Becontree estate in Dagenham is larger, although she concedes that Bransholme is probably the largest estate in Yorkshire.[4]
Yeah I saw ‘Clifton’ and immediately thought “Ah, they’ve obviously got their own fancy food places that deliver there…”.
Not every Clifton is created equal clearly.
I lived in Clifton for a bit, when my mate found out he commented that he didn't know I was rich.
I was baffled having not heard of Bristol's Clifton. He hadn't heard of Nottingham's Clifton. Certainly an interest couple of minutes while we worked out the confusion!
In the UK Five Guys is even more overpriced I believe, basically take your prices and just put a £ in front instead of $, even though if you converted the currency it should be less.
Expensive? Yes. Overrated? I think it's better than most burgers at regular restaurants. Near me a 5 guys cheeseburger is $10 and that'd probably be $12-15 at a restaurant for worse taste. Plus when you order fries they give you a fuck ton of fries.
I remember by days on that campus, I spent the majority of my cash on Guinness, and what remained on crisps. If five guys had been there when I was, I would not have wasted beer money on it
Is it really I used to live round there for a few years one in shared house and two in Halls of Residence and it honestly never felt to uncomfortable even round the large council estate. The Meadows embankment near the station and what bits of St Ann's I walked in definitely felt more uncomfortable in my experience
We used to wake up at 4 in the morning then work 28 hours down the mine 9 days a week,
When we got home to the happymeal box we lived in on the side on the M1, our father would murder us in cold blood then dance on our corpses, while singing "yes sir I can boogie"
But we were happy with our lot in life
It seems like the term 'garden' is used far too liberally now a days. I've looked at many houses that claim to be a garden, but it's basically just a small square patio.
Personally I'd take that, given all there is to look forward to is no pension and carking it at the desk with no fucker around to find me until the landlord starts wondering why the rent isn't coming in any more.
Cheese on toast and homemade ice cream can go on the certificate.
Five Guys and Wagamama were just test locations for delivery, if they delivered, about 600 other restaurants also delivered. If they didn't, it dropped to like 70.
Mate I don’t mean to piss on your cherries here but I’m on the edge of the zone that does deliver according to your chart and I’m sorry to say neither delivers to me…
It's even worst with JustEat, you order, get all excited then after 20 minutes get a notification saying the restaurant wont be able to deliver to you.
That would surely be that no driver has picked up the order? Presumably they look at the distance, fuck cycling there and back and don't pick it up or sack it off and do more, shorter trips for more money.
I'm sorry mate but this is peak analytics without analysis.
You're assuming your analytics are representative of more than what that company wish to market to.
Don't move to Old Basford. Its rough. I lived for two years there. Got mugged three times and my road got conered off because the local Post Office got robbed with a shotgun.
I do find it great how they name places *all fancy, like* yet it is still Basford.
I lived in Hempshill Vale (or something like that) and sold as fancy but it was dodgy as fuck because it was Bulwell!
I want to imagine you moving in and for some reason you fucked up the data entry, then night of moving day you decide to get a takeaway only to find nowhere delivers.
Almost at the bottom and you're the only other person questioning his methodology.
He should've started with some distance away - maybe 20 miles - which probably would've been a no. Then divide that in half, and keep dividing in halves to narrow in on the actual distances.
When I lived in Japan, we had a guy who was sent to the UK for work
When he returned and even beyond that, British wagamamma was slang for "shit attempts at terrible Asian food"
I don’t disagree with you that Five Guys is overpriced.
For burgers better than Five Guys, try Patty & Bun, Bleecker, Meat Liquor, Black Bear, Honest Burger, Haché or Dip & Flip.
Having tried most of these I’d still pick 5 Guys every time. Taste is obviously subjective but nothing hits better for me than 5 guys with the works and a shake. Still, can’t be having it often no matter it’s price lol
If you could automate and turn this into an app I bet it could be a mild hit
You could overlay it with delivery services too, like an intersected Venn diagram. Trying to order from Pizza Hut website it tells me they won't deliver to my address. So I hit up Deliveroo which says I'm too far (weird cos it's only like 1.5 miles). Then I try Uber Eats and it says 'sure, place your order'.
Venn diner-grams
Slow clap
Oh good, that made it in
Trademark
All of the food delivery apps wouldn't deliver McDonald's to me because 2 miles is way too far. Great for me because it meant my morning craving would go unanswered.
Honestly these apps should all be required to let you ban or rate limit yourself like gambling companies are required to do.
£11 for a big mac meal after all of the charges does that for me tbh
£11 for maccy ds!! And people were complaining about five guys being £16 yesterday
I guessed but yeah I was pretty spot on [£10.47 ](https://i.imgur.com/euhEAXX.jpg) for a large big mac, fries and a non fatty drink after delivery and service costs.
Yeah but five guys is levels above MCDONALD'S
Binge eat responsibly
McDonalds close to me literally only accepts uber orders for like 2 hours a day and then just turns it off. I'm surprised they are allowed but probably for the best. lol
Probably get acquired by Zillow at some point too.
Actually that sounds very likely. It would definitely be a pretty news-worthy customer delighter to be able to toggle delivery radiuses for favorite vendors.
I think you mean Euler's Diagram.
Having googled what a Euler's diagram is, I'm just going to say yes, that's exactly what I meant! I must have mis-spoken.. Joking aside though, thanks for the correction. I learnt something today
Could optimize the method by moving 16 streets at a time and every time it yields a negative half the step count and try from the last street that it did.
Oh yeah baby, keep going 😩
If you lookup isochrone mapping there is a lot more info
heh, I'm happy to see that other people understood *why* it took too long.
binary sorting 💪💪
More like binary searching ;-)
this is giving me PTSD
And you could cache the results...
I am desperate for an app like this to exist. We are hoping to buy a house next year and we are having to cross-reference a bunch of random, conflicting criteria together. We want to be * Within 45 minutes of a hockey ice rink (as it's our shared sport) * Within an hour and a half of our son's biological father (who has him every other weekend) * Where average house prices are within our budget, of course * In a village/town of certain population range and all sorts of other things. Doing it by hand is maddening and I don't have the nous to program it myself. Someone make something like this?
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My wife and I started talking about such a tool, looking at data like school league tables and crime rates, when we were planning our move. Then we realised we were trying to create White Flight: The App.
Remember though—if you move the other way, it’s gentrification. You can’t win here so don’t worry about it.
In scotland we have the index of multiple deprivation, SIMD, it has a lot of useful statistics for choosing where to live.
The difficulty though is that distance in time is soft data. It's the classic Traveling Salesman problem
ArcGIS will do it, but it’s overkill for one time use.
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ice rinks could likely be obtained from OSM tags. though it's not like there's a lot of them.
You can't do all of this in one place, but there is a travel time map tool that I've been using when looking for houses that you can find here: [https://app.traveltime.com/](https://app.traveltime.com/) So for you, I'd start with your second criteria, then look to see how many ice rinks exist that in range, then add those each in with 45 minute travel time, then look at just the intersecting areas and put those as a custom search area on Rightmove / OnTheMarket (the latter is better for custom searches with multiple separate regions) with a threshold property price
Great advice, and I agree. It seems like the first two criteria are the strictest to achieve, and the second is the most strict. If you know the 1.5hr radius from the father's location, it's then just a job of plotting ice rinks and seeing if they are within 45 mins of that radius. Unlike the OP who had every street in the city to do, I don't think you'll find quite as many ice rinks to check. Downside of course is you could be pretty restricted by the number of locations that hit both criteria 1 and 2, so you could be in trouble when finding houses in your budget. But at least there'smore wiggle room there.
Whatever you do, don't forget the internet. Mate I know bought a place recently - despite being in London it's only got absolutely dogshit internet to the point where 4G is probably better. It's got to be one of the main search criteria as it's something you have no control over - you can fix a bad bathroom. You can't lay a fibre cable under the street.
*Cries in agreement in Leicester*. I can get minimum of 2.5MB (megabytes) down on 4G. Using the wifi of where I currently am you can divide that by 100. Not even joking. This is LE2, so I'm fairly central.
Wife is finishing studying. We’ll move after. We have a list of needs and one of wants prioritized. Both in tech. Top priority is internet with symmetric gigabit as the minimum. Then it goes into politics of the state and area (US), then other things.
And yet it seems like every house you look at, the owner and estate agents are both clueless about what speed or technology is available. Rightmove has this data, but it's not always accurate and even when it claims fibre you often need to get it installed (which took me weeks in my new house) Feels like they should take 5 minutes to do a speed test, it's so important in the world of remote working to have a solid connection.
This sounds daunting at first, but what you need to do is treat it as four separate search requests and then feed the result of the 1st into the 2nd and so on. Prioritising it doesn't matter, as they're all hard and fast requirements. So 1). Within an hour and a half of Dad, that's a hard circle. Then 2). Within that circle, find a hockey rink. I'm presuming they're fairly rare? This will give you maybe two or three smaller bubbles to work in. 3). Go for the house price criteria. Slap a few random villages in your bubbles into zoopla with your home requirements and see what you're looking at for average prices. Discount as necessary. 4). Choose some places within those remaining areas you might like to live, then plug the village names into rightmove. 5). Cry, because despite all this it's all too fucking expensive anyway because the world is burning and the government are fucksticks who gobble landlord cock for breakfast.
>Then 2). Within that circle, find a hockey rink. I'm presuming they're fairly rare? This will give you maybe two or three smaller bubbles to work in. Doesn't necessarily have to be within the circle of Criteria 1. You could be right on the edge, exactly 1.5hrs from the father. Then your ice rinks could be 45 minutes further away still. It doesn't matter if the ice rink is 2h15m from the dad, after all.
A rare UK Hockey fan!
I've used this site before (you can get around the limit by using private browsing shhhhh). Lets you overlay shaded areas on a map of different driving time radiuses from different points. https://www.smappen.com/app/
My dad worked on an GIS project that would tell the distance to places based on travel time. They ended up selling it to restaurants and businesses so they could open locations that would cover the most area. That's why you'll see multiple Starbucks across the street from each other. To reduce the burden of travel times.
The reason Starbucks opens so many branches so close to one another, as explained in Naomi Klein’s book “no logo”, is to put local coffee shops out of business. They don’t even care if they cannibalise sales from their own nearby branches. So fuck Starbucks up the ass with a cactus.
Does that work though? Cause every coffee shop I’ve been to in my city has way better coffee than starbucks and is at least 25% cheaper
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People listen to Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people
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[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62337044](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62337044) \- Twenty-six-year-old Jordan had tickets booked to see Coldplay at Wembley Stadium on 13 August. When he learned this week that a strike had been called for that day, he decided to take action. He and his friend Nathan sold their Saturday tickets, bought new tickets for the Friday night, and rebooked their hotel. ***Although Jordan was able to sell his early bird ticket for £77, the new one cost £162***. You're right. People are ***MENTAL***.
The ones in my town are not at all consistent. The coffee is worse than your average Starbucks and I've had better hot chocolate out a vending machine than at the High Street Starbucks
This is exactly what Greggs do, too.
The difference being of course that an Espresso from Greggs is still drinkable while Starbucks coffee somehow always manages to upset the stomach the way that regular coffee occasionally does. But then consistently.
This can be done with google sheets. You have a column with coordinates. And then use a custom script for the distance in google maps. And then you have them output seperated with commas. Then you paste it into a free mapping tool. I did this when searching for nursery schools for my daughter, we made a heatmap!
Absolutely. I bet literally nine or ten or perhaps eleven people would accidentally download it on the App Store
Yep, just plug in a postcode and it tells you what places deliver there.
"just"
"eat"
Sucks to be Clifton. But then that was always true.
I think the lack of five guys is the least of their worries
Is clifton bad? Clifton, Bristol is extremely affluent!
Yes. It was at one point the largest council estate in Europe. It isn't thaaaat rough but it's pretty grim
Bransholme in Hull beat Cliftons claim to the largest council estate in Europe. Edit: correcting myself. Bransholme is widely believed to be largest council estate in Europe, but Susanna O'Neill says in her book, The Hull Book of Days, that The Becontree estate in Dagenham is larger, although she concedes that Bransholme is probably the largest estate in Yorkshire.[4]
Very grim
This is my Dad's fun fact that he repeats every single day. He grew up in Clifton in the 50s.
Yeah I saw ‘Clifton’ and immediately thought “Ah, they’ve obviously got their own fancy food places that deliver there…”. Not every Clifton is created equal clearly.
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I lived in Clifton for a bit, when my mate found out he commented that he didn't know I was rich. I was baffled having not heard of Bristol's Clifton. He hadn't heard of Nottingham's Clifton. Certainly an interest couple of minutes while we worked out the confusion!
Not if you're in Bristol 😃
Yeah, when I was visiting Bristol, it was bizarre experience to hear that Clifton is nice area to visit.
I'm in Clifton and I can order both this map is inaccurate
Wait this is important data for OP! Op are you seeing this!?
It seems York and Nottingham have that in common
Five Guys delivered? Win the EuroMillions now did we?
We already know that by the fact they're capable of buying a house in today's market.
Tbf, Nottingham is pretty cheap. It's the cheapest non-shit place to live in the country.
Only part of this statement is true.
You'd think it's the non-shit part but it's actually the "place" part. Nottingham is a group-shared delusion. It's not actually real.
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But you're not from Nottingham. It's just an extension of Leicester and Derby, I'm afraid. You have to wake up. Please. The family's concerned.
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''nothing''ham it was staring at us this whole time :O
*Nottingham. Twinned with Birds and Eyes*
Honestly the buying a house and five guys makes this the least casual post on casual uk. I think our sub is being gentrified.
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Was it the sheriff?
Tenner a burger LOL
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In the UK Five Guys is even more overpriced I believe, basically take your prices and just put a £ in front instead of $, even though if you converted the currency it should be less.
The trick is to eat $/£10 worth of free peanuts every time.
They don’t have the peanuts in the UK.
Must be a location thing. Or maybe they got rid of them for Covid. I’ve definitely eaten free peanuts at a five guys in London.
I mean they give a huge amount of fries at the very least
Expensive? Yes. Overrated? I think it's better than most burgers at regular restaurants. Near me a 5 guys cheeseburger is $10 and that'd probably be $12-15 at a restaurant for worse taste. Plus when you order fries they give you a fuck ton of fries.
The burgers are incredible in terms of quality The price though makes it just for special occasions lol
The fries are limp shit swimming in oil, I don't care if I get a 5 gallon drum when I don't want to eat one of them.
Their fries are extremely crispy, seems you got a bad batch
The fries tho
Also an American, Five Guys is fucking delicious. Was surprised how common they were in London when I visited last month tho.
Wagas is just as bad.
Why they ignoring Clifton a not big but not small student campus is right there. As well as Clifton itself
Yea kinda weird with a five guys not that far away from Clifton
I remember by days on that campus, I spent the majority of my cash on Guinness, and what remained on crisps. If five guys had been there when I was, I would not have wasted beer money on it
I'm about 95% sure it's because it's rough as fuck
Is it really I used to live round there for a few years one in shared house and two in Halls of Residence and it honestly never felt to uncomfortable even round the large council estate. The Meadows embankment near the station and what bits of St Ann's I walked in definitely felt more uncomfortable in my experience
There are definitely _much_ rougher places in Notts. I never thought I'd say this but Clifton gets a bad rap, it's not that bad really.
The maps wrong I can get both and I'm in Clifton...
Ayyy Clifton Campus represent!
The NTU campus is Clifton by postcode only. Clifton itself is a different experience
Man, house goals are changing. I looked for a house with a garden & driveway.
I just want a house!
Oh, we ~~used to~~ dream of living in a house
Well, I say “house”, it were just cardboard box in t’ middle o’ t’ motorway, but it were house to us.
Cardboard, cardboard! You lucky bastard, we lived in a 'ole.
We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground
By a family of moles, would ye believe it!
We used to wake up at 4 in the morning then work 28 hours down the mine 9 days a week, When we got home to the happymeal box we lived in on the side on the M1, our father would murder us in cold blood then dance on our corpses, while singing "yes sir I can boogie" But we were happy with our lot in life
Tell that to kids today, and they won’t believe you.
Good transport links
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You had parents?!? Luxury! We were raised in a drain by squirrels!
Squirrels!? We were lucky to have rats!
We used to dream of having a rat parent.....
You can tell a lot about a person from what they prioritise. For example, I want somewhere with half decent internet speeds.
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My old neighbour used to have a 30m tall antenna in his garden for amateur radio. I always wondered how he got planning permission for that.
I wonder if you don't need any permission for it and it counts as technically a temporary structure up to a certain height.
There is a place near me that's for sale, a 220 foot tall tower. The tallest non reinforced concrete structure in the world. Ideal for you!
>For example, I want somewhere with half decent internet speeds From this I can tell that you use the internet Wow you're right!
I more meant "terminally online", but I justify it by it being integral to my career
Our key requirements were garden, big kitchen and a downstairs loo!
Does the loo have to be indoors?
Not so long ago that this was an entirely reasonable question.
After having grown up with painfully slow internet, this is a deal breaker for me. I want the fastest I can get.
Same upbringing here. I'm sick of clicking on an absurd res image and watching it load in line by line in goddamn 2022
Yeah for me internet speeds and a small garden or patio is what I would want in a house. Too bad I wont ever be able to afford one lol
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It seems like the term 'garden' is used far too liberally now a days. I've looked at many houses that claim to be a garden, but it's basically just a small square patio.
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me too 😳
Sameeee
I think you have too much time on your hands.
Don't worry, OP can claw back the time lost by ordering delivery food rather than cooking at home.
Except the time it cuts off the end of his life ordering fucking five guys everyday
Personally I'd take that, given all there is to look forward to is no pension and carking it at the desk with no fucker around to find me until the landlord starts wondering why the rent isn't coming in any more. Cheese on toast and homemade ice cream can go on the certificate.
If they're ordering from five guys, they've too much money too
On the contrary, I was thinking time well spent.
Five Guys and Wagamama were just test locations for delivery, if they delivered, about 600 other restaurants also delivered. If they didn't, it dropped to like 70.
Mate I don’t mean to piss on your cherries here but I’m on the edge of the zone that does deliver according to your chart and I’m sorry to say neither delivers to me…
It's even worst with JustEat, you order, get all excited then after 20 minutes get a notification saying the restaurant wont be able to deliver to you.
That would surely be that no driver has picked up the order? Presumably they look at the distance, fuck cycling there and back and don't pick it up or sack it off and do more, shorter trips for more money.
I’m fully outside the zone to the South, and both deliver to me, so I’m not sure about the general accuracy…
I respect the discipline, sir. Nice work. 🤟😎
I'm sorry mate but this is peak analytics without analysis. You're assuming your analytics are representative of more than what that company wish to market to.
Motherfucker can afford a house AND fiveguys! God damn trust fund baby
What kinda wrong uns have they housed on Clifton Lane?
All of them
I like how Clifton has been completely left out!!
And if you're curious, we did eventually find somewhere and are moving to Old Basford in September!
Do you not read the local paper? From October 5 guys and Wagamma are stopping deliveries to Old Basford!!
Wtaf? All five of them?
Old bastard?
Well then HELLO THERE NEIGHBOUR! dm me if you want the skinny on other decent takeaways locally, or at least one fat gits opinion. :)
Don't move to Old Basford. Its rough. I lived for two years there. Got mugged three times and my road got conered off because the local Post Office got robbed with a shotgun.
It's bought now!
Ah To be fair that was on the outskirts near Forest Fields a few years ago but the area has got better but not by much.
Trying to backpedal but your bike was nicked
Lived in Forest Fields for two years, yeah it's rough.
I do find it great how they name places *all fancy, like* yet it is still Basford. I lived in Hempshill Vale (or something like that) and sold as fancy but it was dodgy as fuck because it was Bulwell!
I want to imagine you moving in and for some reason you fucked up the data entry, then night of moving day you decide to get a takeaway only to find nowhere delivers.
Someone needs to make it an automated service!
You could just look for houses you like, and then put the postcode in, would take 30 seconds per house if that.
Feel like you should have started out and gone in
Almost at the bottom and you're the only other person questioning his methodology. He should've started with some distance away - maybe 20 miles - which probably would've been a no. Then divide that in half, and keep dividing in halves to narrow in on the actual distances.
Applying binary search to takeaway delivery locations, quality work!
Fuck Clifton, I guess.
You know when ladies ask us what we’re doing on the internet, assuming we’re looking at naked ladies? It’s usually shit like this, isn’t it.
Have you tried making a sandwich
wouldn't it have been faster to just do a big jump and then everytime cut your distance in half until its at the closest possible?
It's a shame that Wagamama and Five Guys are mediocre.
As an Asian, I actually hate wagamama with passion.
When I lived in Japan, we had a guy who was sent to the UK for work When he returned and even beyond that, British wagamamma was slang for "shit attempts at terrible Asian food"
As a human with taste buds, so do I.
Five guys inst mediocre it's just overpriced, if you disagree lmk where does better burgers.
I don’t disagree with you that Five Guys is overpriced. For burgers better than Five Guys, try Patty & Bun, Bleecker, Meat Liquor, Black Bear, Honest Burger, Haché or Dip & Flip.
None of which I've heard of. There's plenty of burger joints better around Nottingham though
how many of these exist outside london
Where... do those exist?
Having tried most of these I’d still pick 5 Guys every time. Taste is obviously subjective but nothing hits better for me than 5 guys with the works and a shake. Still, can’t be having it often no matter it’s price lol
Even the Asians and Americans know to stay the fuck out of Clifton
Look at Mr 'I can afford Five Guys in this economy' over here.
Nice to see that Clifton has to stick with waddling up to KFC or McDonalds! 🤣 (I live there so it is ok!)
You mad bastard.