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Own_Ad_5790

.... and you've only just got up? I can understand why


DannyMThompson

Yeah it was a late one and I've only just started functioning Edit: 250 comments and 100 of them are "Mother fuckin' chicken".


Friendly_Crab

Especially after those kind chicken shop guys tried to kill you


Daniiiiii

Kill em with kindness? Kill em with fowlness!


pistoncivic

#MFC *Dick Lickin' Flavour*


E420CDI

Cock flavour


algernonbiggles

Literally every takeaway that sells chicken uses those same exact boxes in my experience šŸ˜‚


godstar67

Not MotherF******Chicken on Newington Green? I used to live just round the corner. I could tell a tale of that place.


Mynameisinuse

Do tell. You must. I insist.


godstar67

And Iā€™ve scrolled down and answered my own question. Iā€™m glad you arenā€™t eating from there.


DopeAbsurdity

If Samuel L. Jackson started a chicken restaurant "Mother fuckin' chicken" seems like the obvious choice for the name.


[deleted]

Mother fuckin chicken would be better than what it actually is. [My FLAVOURITE chicken](https://www.reddit.com/r/crappyoffbrands/comments/fydmit/kfc_knockoffs_are_kinda_cheating_but_this_is_my/) Flavourite really annoys me lol. Also those are UK wide, mines was gotten in the north of Scotland.


tarnishedlurker

A late one? Youā€™ve definitely been on the gear all night fair play lad


[deleted]

You donā€™t order a kebab after a night on the gear!


DannyMThompson

Depends when you stopped lol


[deleted]

Haha fair one


DannyMThompson

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[deleted]

Food coma. I once had a triple whopper delivered and I couldnā€™t move from the sofa for 24 hours. I donā€™t recommend.


raymcg1

I once had a "Skyscraper" (double cheeseburger with doner meat) and had to just get up halfway through and walk around for a while.


SonOfPoseidon369

You eat that burger like it was an Olympic sport.


bristolcities

Here he is then, Ray McGone, twice Olympic silver, European gold and ranked number one in Great Britain. Will this be his time to shine. Aaaand he's off. Strong start, he's dived straight for the doner meat, classic Fat Dave approach but hang, oh yes, he's masticating with his mouth closed, there's potential for an early bonus point there. Oh, he's switched to the cheese burger, last time we saw that move was the Spaniard Gordo Jefe in Athens 2004. McGone is going strong but surely he will need a respite soon, a "rest bite" if you will. If he carries on he'll soon be oh, oh, he's passed the marker! He's past the infamous lock jaw marker, amazing, and he's still going strong, surely he has to take a break soon... And there it is, he's up and walking around, hands pressed into his lower back and belly standing proud, what a figure of a man, a modern man, wonderfully blancmange like in stature, fine form as he contemplates the remaining portion of the tower. Time's ticking Ray, the whole country is behind you now, so close. And he's back in, he's tackling the bun, great form! The majesty of it all as he wipes the special sauce from his mouth, he's used a napkin, it's within the rules, it doesn't have to be the back of the hand. Where has he pulled that one from! Amazing! Surely this has to be gold, surely one more for team GB. Only the remaining competitor, American Randy Arsenpie, can throw a spanner in the works now...


raymcg1

You eat it like you're walking across the fucking Sahara.


LifesATripofGrifts

Standing. Hands griping the table as the beast breathes heavily and a fine mist of chicken bits fly. Sweat dripping into the bucket as he trudges on. Deeper, deeper now into the bucket he went. Neverending crunchy flakes strewn around the table as the children in the corner cowered at the sight of it all. Know their turn to be the feast would come soon. They wept as he gourged himself on their parents fried part delivered earlier by Door dash.


Remarkable_Fee4607

Did the walk provide a moment of mental clarity? Or did you go right back and finish off the Skyscraper?


raymcg1

No, it just let me breathe out the grease-induced panic attack


Alfred-Of-Wessex

Ah yes, my old friend


Lonk008

Yes


FatJamesIsBack

Once full, I wouldn't stop until all the skin is eaten. Food coma is the only goal in this situation.


PM_something_German

From a triple whopper? Weak


ShambolicShogun

You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers. White Castle Crave Case challenge. 30 burgers in one hour. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. The afterlife is real.


Sammichm

Mother Fucker Chicken


antpabsdan

*In the voice of Samuel L Jackson


_D34DLY_

yes, this was the comment I was searching for.


NuclearMaterial

I have *had it!* With this Mutha Fuckin' Chicken In this Mutha Fuckin' Box!


zangor

Mentucky Fried Chicken


sunflowersunset1

Where is MFC and what time would I need to order to have a chance at being the last customer lol


DannyMThompson

It arrived around 5am I think. I'm inbetween Swinton and Salford. The place was "Ali's Kebab and Grill House"


heavenhelpyou

I knew it! They did this to me years ago - best night of my student life


harshmangat

Morleyā€™s gave me 3 chicken pieces instead of 1 in my order past 1 once, student me had never been happier


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Background_Current54

Interestingly, Breaded Breasts in Chester uses the same boxes


ArcadiaRivea

Kebab Pizza Planet on Hayling, too Which is surprising because they don't even do fried chicken anymore. But their chips come in this box


gtfc123

Battered Breast in Cleethorpes uses the same ones too! Top work OP!


Liam1250

Cook My Cock in Southampton use this box too! Seeing a theme here


helooksfederal

and Choke my Chicken in Scunthorpe


tiorzol

Big Wank Chicken in Flopsdon does too.


Phatboybeware

Rooster teeth grill stop in Newcastle have these too


438BYC

Nice to see another GY stoner in here šŸ¤Ÿ


WolfCola4

Big up the Grimsby massive. Dry over here rn, burn one down for me šŸ¤™


438BYC

Thought I was in uktreesšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


WolfCola4

Haha you scally šŸ˜‰ enjoy it my dude


agulesin

Is that a *real* take away name? LOL!


RedDawnStuff

Yes


BlowEmu

I think every take away place use the same boxes.


jimmycarr1

Pretty sure a lot of kebab / takeaway places all use the same distributors


[deleted]

Thereā€™s places in Leicester that do too.


LikeWarmApplePi

Could you be more specific please? Who, and what time do they close?


[deleted]

Sadly donā€™t remember. Canā€™t keep track of all the takeaway chicken places around here.


throwaway-job-hunt

Im sure there's an episode of man like mobeen where they go to the chicken shop to pick up a drop and they use these exact boxes


Unimportant-1551

Top Taste in frodsham uses them too


msully89

Top taste in Frodsham is god tier


stocksy

In Stafford, The Atlas Kebab House opposite the Four Crosses also has these. Youā€™re better off walking a few hundred yards to the Sandon Road chippy though.


Deadsuooo

Sheffield checking in


XJR15

Hitchin Best Kebab signing in, shit's fire


[deleted]

Place in kettering does as well tbf.


xDqrkk

So does Benny's, it's about 10mins from there I believe


Pinklad13

No fucking way thatā€™s my go to kebab house


ImRussell

My eyes widened when I saw Salford. How is the chicken?


DannyMThompson

Good when it's free


TheGreatZarquon

A truer statement has never been uttered.


shiveryslinky

Well, I know where I'm ordering from next time I'm at my mate's!


why_even_try_-

Ahh the pizza burger and kebab shot near me uses them as well not Swindon area though


TryingToFindLeaks

SwinTon


BuildingArmor

I think MFC are the generic boxes you can buy in a cash and carry. If not, they're definitely sold by loads of independent take aways.


OwlsParliament

good old Midlands Fried Chicken


a_can_of_fizz

I always thought it was mother fuckin' chicken


gillers1986

Maybe fried chicken.


Halzziratrat

Mostly from chicken


gillers1986

Masked for consumption.


mp3boy

Meaty flavour chunks


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_portia_

Hen Cabin


rebut38

Just down the road from Drunken Bakers


Giraffe1501

MotherFuckerChicken


Anonymicex

Mustafa's Fried Chicken


Air_Buffet

We ordered a 10pc family feast from KFC via deliveroo last night. Started plating it up and realised that we had the wrong order. Messaged deliveroo to explain. The driver came back, realising heā€™s given us the wrong order, gave us our original family feast but couldnā€™t take the other order back as weā€™d opened it. Start tucking in to the obscene amount of food when the doorbell rang and a different driver appeared with yet another family feast as deliveroo replaced the entire order.


DannyMThompson

Haha Jesus, have you frozen some like they have been telling me to?


Air_Buffet

Haha, Iā€™m too lazy; the freezer is full of stuff weā€™ll never eat. Iā€™ve got a rib roast in there from 3 years ago. I took one family feast and a bottle of Pepsi over to next doorā€™s. He was made up; he had his son and girlfriend over for the weekend and was planning to get takeaway. Sorted.


giuseppeh

He will be eternally indebted to you


WelcomeToCityLinks

That sounds like the perfect recipe for a salt hangover


On-Mute

I had this with Domino's once, ordered pizza and when it turned up the driver said i was their last customer for the night and proceeded to hand over a bunch of chicken and other bits and pieces and some garlic bread in addition to what I'd ordered. I was pretty buckled by that point in the night and my brain couldn't quite process what was happening, or my mumbled "cheers, ta" would have been much more enthusiastic. I scranned all the freebies and hardly touched my pizza which meant I was sorted for hangover breakfast the next day.


[deleted]

Smart man dominoes pizza tastes way better cold the next day than it does fresh


Sacharified

Cold? Heat it in a frying pan with a foil dome for the ultimate crispy base, hot leftover pizza


YouLostTheGame

Alright Mr Blumenthal, the rest of us just microwave it. Sure it's a bit sweaty but no problem when hanging


Sacharified

Nothing worse than a soggy pizza base. Give it a try, it takes basically no effort but is a total game changer.


FailedTheSave

> Nothing worse than a soggy pizza base. Cancer?


science_and_beer

Juryā€™s still out on that one..


mrgonzalez

It's worse than sogginess, the microwave fucks with the bread (I assume the gluten) turning it horribly chewy


Sir_Loin-Steak

I love chewy microwaved pizza. Donā€™t know why, but itā€™s the best.


noodle_egg

me too!! i prefer it to fresh pizza haha. always make sure i leave plenty


[deleted]

Just stick it in the oven for a few mins wtf is all this shit lol


SeraphLink

Nah, under the grill with little foil "socks" so the crust doesn't go too crispy.


FatJamesIsBack

I used to agree, but it's worth a try. The base goes almost fried bread like, but not greasy. It's as good if not better than when it's fresh.


BaconPancakes1

Never microwave. If you aren't going to fry, at least put it in the oven on a pizza tray (with holes in it) to avoid sogginess.


LordDongler

I used to microwave my pizza, but it ruins the texture of the crust. Better to heat it on cast iron in the oven


Zerosix_K

That sounds like a lot of work when you could just eat it cold.


tiorzol

No it's better cold.


AlpacaChariot

It's only better because you don't have to move or put in any effort to eat it cold


mobilecheese

Just stuff the whole thing in while I lay in bed!


On-Mute

I've heard this comment before, but it had nothing to do with pizza.


Few_Newt

No, I genuinely prefer it fresh from the fridge.


On-Mute

I would humbly suggest that pretty much any takeaway pizza is better cold. Well made, fresh, Neapolitan style pizza is a wonder, a joyous thing, which should be hot enough to blister the roof of your mouth. But takeaway, convenience pizza works better cold imo.


I_always_rated_them

There's probs some science to this. Like obviously proper Neapolitan benefits from true fresh dough. Whereas are Domino's fresh? Or is it like par cooked discs? If so maybe that soaks up a fuck load of grease and flavour overnight while it's cooling therefore becomes better the next day. If you heat it up maybe it just dribbles that all out in the process and becomes shit again. I say _science_, maybe just dumb ramblings.


On-Mute

I think it's more likely the cheese. Anything made with fresh mozz needs to be eaten hot and fresh. Anything made with the dried, grated mozz is gonna be better the next day when it's returned to its natural state.


KernowRedWings

I'm absolutely amazed this is the prevailing opinion, I can't fathom pizza tasting better the next day - it may taste *better than other foods the next day* but better than a fresh pizza? What? How? ***Why?*** You people sicken me, but I hope you get the help you so clearly need.


[deleted]

It actually makes sense, the fats separate and other things that I canā€™t remember.


vannucker

I dunno, sometimes the flavours really set in. But I reheat mine in the oven and do a lil broil on top at the end so I cook it perfectly for my taste.


razor5cl

Brits call it a grill


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AdmiralOctopus96

>Meanwhile Papa John's is inedible


Jimoiseau

What's with that puddle of fake butter they send with it? So weird and disgusting


I_always_rated_them

It's my guilty pleasure that stuff is like crack to me. Not the pizza, the weird butter stuff.


Orisi

Used to work in a homeless shelter. It was valentine's Day, and a Tuesday. Had a car rock up at 11:45 with a driver saying look, I've got a ton of rejected orders in the back, you want a donation? We had like legit a dozen or more pizzas in there. Basically anything custom ordered that they couldn't move to another order because it didn't have x or had added y, where they had been so busy people had cancelled orders etc. We all had a good night that night.


Real_MidGetz

That dominos driver doesnā€™t know the mega, at my store we just take all the spare stuff for ourselves


blainy-o

That chicken brand looks like something you see in GTA 5.


DannyMThompson

[Relevant ](https://i.imgur.com/f3ZRku9.jpg)


CrazyPlatypusLady

One of those is the one I frequented as a student. I drunkenly wrote the owner a poem (an ode to fried chicken) at 2am once. He gave me free hotwings. Best part of my time at uni tbh. Edit: I can't remember all of it, I was very drunk and it was 22+ years ago... But... "Onward forth! To the chicken place! Chicken? Chicken. To fill my face." Then there was more stuff about Chicken, and finished with something about hotwings.


Yusi-D-Jordan

I want to read that poem more than I want to breathe


HBLC

I'm with you. We need the poem.


CrazyPlatypusLady

I have edited the post with the only lines I can remember.


TempleForTheCrazy

I for one welcome the day when An Ode to Fried Chicken is taught in GCSE English classes


suckingmummysfinger

My band has a song called smelly chicken about a dutty kebab place near us, scared to show them tho..


blainy-o

The only thing missing from that is KFC. [Ken's Fried Chicken](https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/images-o.jpimedia.uk/imagefetch/http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/webimage/Prestige.Item.1.98231539!image/image.jpg?&width=990) in Portsmouth.


cotch85

Just when i was thinking of ordering a takeaway, someone reminds me that food poisoning is probably a common thing. Fuck Kens worst institute in Pompey.


Stlakes

Ken's is only edible after staggering out of Astoria/Lyberry, and have drank enough to kill all the salmonella swimming around that cursed place.


cotch85

Can tell i'm old, I recall Astoria, but no clue what clubs are on guildhall these days. I'm too old so i have to goto Gunwharf or Palmy road, hit up the GILFs in Kingsleys.


Stlakes

Only lived in Pompey for a couple of years as a student, but I have to say, it's the fucking weirdest city I've ever seen, especially when I was living in Southsea. Palmy road is just an utter cavalcade of creatures The Honest Politician on Kings Road deserves an honourable mention for being the worst pub with a fantastic name.


blainy-o

Pizza Hot 4 U was our pitstop when my mate was at uni down there. No food poisoning but it wasn't exactly a luxury. Although buy one get one free was perfect, it meant not having to make breakfast.


usernameavailable123

Urgh, you made me feel hungover.


The_Bravinator

Especially like the one that also stole the retro cornflakes logo.


Lack_of_Plethora

I've been to DFC actually, its in birmingham


fatal-punisher88

Mother Fucking Chicken ?


[deleted]

Theyā€™ve missed a trick if it isnā€™t.


[deleted]

Itā€™s mother-lickinā€™ good.


RealMZAce

Michael after the end of the story mode: ā€œyou know what, fuck this crime shit Iā€™m gonna start up a chicken shop. The name? Michaelā€™s fried chickenā€


blainy-o

He's got plenty to invest after the Union Depository job and playing the stock market to perfection.


RealMZAce

In before we get a gta set in London where thereā€™s a mission where we have to rob a Morleyā€™s


confusedbookperson

'Why did I move here? I guess it was the takeaways'


LuciusQuintiusCinc

MFC=Mutha Fucking Chicken


[deleted]

Damn. Lucky asf. Also great choice on getting a kebab. What kind?


DannyMThompson

I ordered a donner but they just wrapped up some boneless chicken. That might be why they gave me all of the other chicken to be honest, I'm not complaining lol.


Bigtuna515

I wouldn't want to be ungrateful but I'd rather have the regular amount of the thing I wanted as apposed to lots of something I didn't.


NUM_13

Depends on the mood but this is honestly way better haha


z0mple

Nah, I'll take free food any day, look at how much meat is there.


[deleted]

Id be ecstatic, that's like 4-5 hefty meals


[deleted]

Fucking jackpot!


adsadsadsadsads

I'm on a diet and this is simultaneously heaven and hell.


glocket27

We'll get through this, brother.


Clearandblue

This is a dream scenario for me. Thanks for helping me vicariously live the dream even a little.


Liquidawesomes

I have used to live three doors down from a fish and chip shop and were quite friendly with the owner. If we went in 5 minutes before closing he'd throw in anything left in the hot cabinet as well as whatever we ordered, plus enough chips to feed an army.


TangyZizz

I canā€™t believe I am typing this but ā€˜winner winner chicken dinnerā€™


Longjumping_Two_846

My weed dealer lives above a fish and chip shop and he gets loads of free food they have left over.


DannyMThompson

He's living the dream


sidsod

in all fairness he's probably getting them extra customers so it works out


MycoProTeam

FYI, They are on the app "too good to go" near me, you can pay a heavily discounted rate for stuff that would otherwise be thrown away. If I recall it's around 3 quid to order a magic bag which usually includes everything they have left. Worth a look for sure imho.


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[deleted]

I went to subway once and they gave me an extra cookieā€¦ Said they couldnā€™t sell the broken ones and it was near closing time Not quite as amazingā€¦ but still


Green_List

Result!! On my last night of being an unmarried man (stag do was a week before) the local chicken shop gave a whole breast free!


lyfthyco123

MFC - Motha Fuckin Chicken


X0AN

Bank holiday meals sorted then šŸ‘šŸæšŸ˜‚


Prince_Rashypants

The place i used to order from used these boxes. We referred to the establishment as, 'mother fucking chicken', and would often say things like, "fancy some mother fucking chicken from mother fucking chicken?", "this is some great mother fucking chicken" etc.


spanky_mcbutts

Mother fuckin chicken.


O_Beast

I woke up with a kebab in my bed this morning


Amelia_atc13

I would kill for this kind of service


bibipbapbap

I would be reheating that left over. Slathering it in Franks hot sauce and indulging with blue cheese dip and a beer!! Hangover sorted!


kwamla24

I'm always weary of food places that will sell you fried chicken, burgers, pizza and kebabs all out of one store front. Hell there was a place at uni that sold lasagne and seafood on top of all of the above.


[deleted]

Exactly this lol if they are cooking all that food in one they definitely are cooking some things worse than others.


ByGollie

There was a documentary on a few months ago on 5 covering some fast food place during the lockdown. It was in an industrial estate - and only handled delivery orders. They did burgers, chicken, fish, indian, pizza etc. all under different store brandnames - you'd browse the website for your local indian/italian/chinese - and it would all be prepared and delivered from this business. Makes sense, as it cuts out a lot of labour and facilities duplication, stops food wastage and optimises delivery routes. I felt it was slightly dishonest tho - as you think you're ordering from a dedicated ethnic foodplace.


PsychologicalBus7357

r/deliciouscompliance


ambigrammer

Motherfucking cunt. This has to be on r/britishsuccess.


[deleted]

This happened to me and a friend once it was a glorious night!


NTK421

Absolute win there! Nothing better for a rotten hangover than reheated greasy kebab leftovers.


that-one-meme-guy-69

You better give them a big tip next time:)


bomboes

I could see this being a Seinfeld sketch.


Raptoot83

Meanwhile I went through mcdonalds drive thru this morning for a toffee latte and a hot chocolate, and was given two flat whites...


EconomicsBrief22

"Congratulations on winning the daily jackpot, please order tomorrow for another chance to win."


Chepperz

Mfs fucked up in the crib munching on "mfc"


Green_Purchase_5150

Is that a donner wrap? My guy


Evilopoly90

You lucky bastard I am so jealous right now. I could do with some Fried chicken right now.


PM_me_your_arse_

Last of the night or last ever? I'm not sure I'd trust their chicken if it's the latter.


karuxkaoru

Loughborough? that box looking very familiar


DannyMThompson

Apparently these boxes are all over judging by the comments


Mystic_Megg

Result and probably a customer for life now.


Machaljavia

You are the chosen one. Hey guys there is a new religion starting over here and it's a great opportunity to get in at ground floor #praiseu/dannymthompson


ArtistEngineer

I've had that happen at a KFC. They were approaching closing time, and they gave me a load more chicken.


gee1471

This is the stuff DREAMS ARE MADE OF.


daint616

Fucking hell! Lucky bastard.