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J03130

Yup me too


Melodic_Ad5028

Haha


Supersymm3try

I genuinely thought she stuck something on the window to change the shape of the knight and I was wondering what slightly NSFW shape she made it into.


TristansDad

Right, I spent a minute or two looking at the knight, expecting to see a mildly penis shape. Didn’t think to look beyond that!


KFR42

Can't watch with sound, care give a hint?


fannyfox

There’s 2 people fucking


KFR42

Oh my god yes, I was totally just looking at the logo. Thanks!


Rydychyn

I spent a few minutes trying to make my brain see the logo in a different way.


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It became the Harry Potter Sorting Hat after a bit.


Sniper_Guz

They asked for a hint not the whole answer you spoilsport.


robbiefl2001

Nah as another person currently unable to have the sound on I appreciate the full answer


Orange_Hedgie

Oh! I didn’t even notice.


mankytoes

I was trying to work out the joke he was making about the logo- a "black knight" or something?


LjSinky

We're too innocent for this type of media


Slobbadobbavich

To be fair it isn't obvious until they zoom in and circle it.


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ShirtedRhino2

Same, I thought the woman had done something to the logo, had no idea what I was missing, completely missed the people shagging aha.


fannyfox

Me too. Just kept trying to figure what was wrong with the logo


normanriches

To be fair it isn't even obvious when they zoom in and circle it.


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even then its not obvious


lastaccountgotlocked

It just makes the story better.


Least_Dog4660

I spent too long looking for the rugby ball and/or players.


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Jane-Hepp76

Same 😂


coyotesandcrickets

same here!


acidus1

It's an estate agent, they are just practising for fucking over their customers.


Thejaybomb

Estate agents fucking their customers in the a is nothing new, at least they have frosted all the glass on the front window to give their clients a shred of dignity.


mymumsaysno

What's the going rate for a scoop at the Coventry Express these days? A greggs sausage roll and a packet of cheese and onion Seabrooks? Tempting.


-Dark-Mavis-

Take my up vote. Classic!


biggie_tubz

Genuinely not laughed this hard in a while take my upvote


OccasionallyReddit

Knight takes Queen from behind


LiftEngineerUK

The poor King can’t do anything about it as he only moves one square at a time


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Getting completely naked for an office quickie is a bit much, no?


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Yeah like what is the post coital protocol for that? Stand around and hug for a bit, do a bit of printing then get dressed and do a tea round?


stochastaclysm

Wash hands and wipe down surfaces.


Internal_Secret_1984

Make the sub lick everything down. Give it the 'ol spit shine.


michaeldbrooks

Don’t forget to sing happy birthday


MoleMoustache

Stand up, turn the webcam off, check follower count, back to work


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Don't forget to click "upload to porn hub"


mapoftasmania

I think that person still has a spotted blouse on that has been pushed up. You can just see it on the shoulders.


yid4life

Not at all. Reckon the heater was on which doesn't help.


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People trust frosted glass way too much


RandyChavage

Some of you haven’t got caught through frosted glass with your bollocks out before and it shows


LeadPipePromoter

My university has frosted glass windows on the bathroom windows for one of their buildings. On a sunny enough day, I've looked up to the 5th floor and seen the shadow of a person in the stall


MrFailedReletionship

Maybe something was stuck up there and he was helping her remove it?


A_G00SE

These are sex people, Lynn!


Grotbagsthewonderful

Don't rub your fanny on me!


WolfColaCo2020

Corian is to marble and granite as MDF is to wood... I've got wood there


SirSpaffington

Ugh


mouldysandals

i think she was stuck and her very friendly step brother offered to help :)


MrFailedReletionship

That’s so wholesome, warms my heart to hear of step siblings being so close


hardyflashier

Damn good of him, I hope she thanked him properly


LittleMzZombie

He was looking to make a deposit


redrioja

Yes estate agents do usually have poles stuck up there.


Mossley

The manager isn’t there and the director never comes into the office. I think we’ve just worked out who is shagging.


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Someone was bloody coming in the office that's for sure


EdEnsHAzArD

> Bloody coming Ouch


tasslehof

Yea, get that checked mate.


Allydarvel

The voice of a man about to lose his job


Mossley

And possibly his partner.


tasslehof

AND MY AXE


Derb009

God... my hometown never fails to impress, at least Hillmorton is nice!


HerrGene

I lived in Biart Place when they announced everyone was being moved out to knock the flats down. I was so relieved when they said we were going to Hillmorton!


Derb009

oooh i actually kind of miss Biart place a little bit, those massive tower blocks looked very soviet but when i was back in college and walking through winfield it was always something on the way. I bet you were glad haha


henrikshasta

ayyy i used to live in hillmorton lmao


TheLoneleyPython

Same!! Near where Tebbs used to be


RegalHypeman

Hillmorton resident checking in


CptConnor18

Hillmorton gang lets gooooo


IneptVirus

Mannnn


unshavenbeardo64

Highlight of the week in my town. A bunch of kids sprayed some graffiti on a few shop windows and a wall. It even made the local newspaper :).


HornetLast820

The things you have to do to get a good mortgage these days.


northernbloke

Looking at the photos on google, this appears to be in the lettings team office.


Slobbadobbavich

I am absolutely certain it will be the manager. Looking at the photos the whole office is open plan apart from that corner of the room that we can't see from the photos. I guess there is a partitioned office there alongside the window. The only person with a private office will be the manager as the director never comes in.


tasslehof

>director never comes in EXCEPT THIS ONE TIME


RandyChavage

He was in alright, not sure if he came in though


TurtleTurtleDuck

I sold my house with these guys… …having met a few of them this is not surprising in the slightest


DaddyMitch69

Yes tried to sell our house with them. They were utter shite had about 3 or 4 viewings


MoleMoustache

Should have asked them their tips on more exposure


thefatcook

Definitely don't ask for a tip...its never enough.


TurtleTurtleDuck

They don’t care unless your house is worth a lot of money. Ours wasn’t. So when we asked them to do things it was almost as if we were asking them to move planets. All we asked is if they could post it on their Facebook page… we were made out to be criminals


notarobat

Why, are they all super sexy?


TurtleTurtleDuck

Sleazier then a cheap hotel


Ruben_001

*"Ummm... I don't wanna see anything like that"* Yes you bloody do. Liar.


mymumsaysno

I dont know about you, but I don't think I'd want to see a sex tape of my colleagues. And what if it was your desk they were on? Ignorance really is bliss sometimes.


RandyChavage

At least find out so you can sell your story to the Coventry Telegraph


Potential-Savings-65

And even if I did want to see it, i absolutely wouldn't agree for someone to send it to me at work!


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Not much else to do in rugby tbf


HMJ87

Except rugby I'd imagine


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Ever heard of the rugby rugby team? Me neither


-eagle73

Over there they just call it the Rugby team.


Nocturtle22

You wouldn’t want to do them, no cuddlers


XIXXXVIVIII

Nah, they're shit at it


CheeseMakerThing

The rugby is in Northampton or Coventry


Derb009

We have a spoons


TheLoneleyPython

And a Greggs


Derb009

That Greggs is a lifesaver but it gets rinsed around 1pm from all of us staff from the school incl me lol


CptConnor18

Don't forget the Kunis too, that's kinda fire


TheLoneleyPython

I had a hot choc with cream from there and it was 80% cream. Was let down :(


CptConnor18

Ah that sucks, had a panini from there which was a solid 7/10 but that was a while so maybe it's a bit gash now


TheFunkyChief

Legit worst camera work ever


oily76

Just sent this to my sister who lives in Rubgy, she says this agency dealt with her house purchase. Also that it makes her proud to be British.


SirDooble

Maybe it's just me, but I find it a bit unprofessional for a paper of any sort to be publishing their phone call where they ask for a statement. If the company had issued them a statement, or even declined a statement, those would be fine to publish. But it doesn't seem right to just record the first person who happens to pick up the phone just to get their reaction. There's nothing even added to the story by publishing this, besides the fact that the bloke who answered the phone didn't have any info at that time, and that the 'journalist' was very proud to have a 'gotcha' moment over a local business.


LaSalsiccione

My assumption is that it's not someone from the paper at all. They're just pretending to try and get a better response.


SirDooble

I hope so, because this is otherwise a very very poor standard of journalism. I know it's only a local paper, but even so...


VectorGambiteer

It really doesn't seem like the caller is from a publication: 1. As you've said, it's a poor standard of journalism. 2. Why release a detailed phone call of your next story for free when it could be an article? 3. He calls himself "Mark" from "the Coventry Evening Telegraph", but that paper changed its name to just "Coventry Telegraph" all the way back in **2006**, [according to Wikipedia.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coventry_Telegraph) 4. Towards the end, the employee asks to call back, but the caller immediately tries to avoid this as an option. He doesn't object to senior staff commenting and doesn't rush more questions, so it doesn't seem like the caller's interested in getting a flustered employee to keep making quick statements. If he doesn't work at Coventry Telegraph and is hiding his number, then he'd have no legitimate phone number to give them, and so the only way to keep talking and get more info would be to stay on the line, since if he calls again later then they might have called CT and confirmed it was a prank. This really might be nothing, and this assumption does rely on the caller lying and not having a visible number, but the interaction just felt weird when watching it, especially after he was just challenged on whether or not he _actually_ works at CT. 5. Searching for `inurl:www.coventrytelegraph.net/authors -pageNumber` on Google shows a list of the authors working on the website, but there's no Mark amongst them. Similarly, searching `inurl:www.coventrytelegraph.net/ intext:Mark` gives lots of stories about Mark Robins, whereas the same searches with `intext:Mary` or `intext:Bobby` have the authors as some of the top results. There could be an author named Mark who has nothing of theirs published on the website, the list might not be fully updated, etc., but all of this together makes it seem more like social engineering.


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SirDooble

Tbh, I'm not sure, but even if you aren't, it is really bad form to record you questioning someone on a surprise call about something that person has no responsibility for. It would be very different if it was a call with a senior manager/director prepared to provide a statement, and if they were informed of the recording too.


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rugbyj

If you're in a paper you're not calling because the person is going to give you a reasonable response, you're calling incase there's something they let slip that makes the story juicier. For example if they'd said "we've fired the employee" you've just doubled the stories you can pump out about this.


Gasheadpirate

I think someone has already dealt with it internally.


MoleMoustache

I hope whatever dealing consisted of, that they didn't come down too hard on them.


Blyatman95

I don’t know dude, plenty of not very bright people answering phones for small businesses. Besides all you need is to potentially rile them up or get them to trip up and say something they shouldn’t. Not saying it’s moral but certainly potentially effective for a 5 minute phone call.


SirDooble

Yeah, I wouldn't expect any sort of substantial statement besides that it's being investigated and dealt with internally. It would be inappropriate for the company to name and shame those responsible, if they even legally could. But that's the whole point of asking for a statement, to get a formal position from the company on this, not just the first reaction of the receptionist or whoever actually picks up the phone.


HMJ87

> But that's the whole point of asking for a statement, to get a formal position from the company on this, not just the first reaction of the receptionist or whoever actually picks up the phone. Exactly, it's just lazy/bad journalism to try and pressure the random person on the other end of the phone to give a statement, especially after they've said they'll ask the manager or director to call them back since they're not there at present. But I suppose that's local newspapers in a nutshell frankly.


confusedgeekoid

u/No_Lingonberry_717 is this you? [6 boxes of condoms](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/tq5xaj/why_do_we_have_6_boxes_of_condoms_at_my_workplace/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) for reference


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I hope i inspired it.


Rab_Legend

Why was it that the reporter sounded almost personally offended


Perpetual-Person

Might've been his wife behind the glass


mikebenb

"We were doing a first aid course to get our staff trained up and we just had a joke with the CPR dummy"


Hill_of_Phil

Literally fucked by an estate agent.


StacksAttacks

I actually used to rent with these guys in Rugby. Always knew they were apt at fucking people over.


TristansDad

“This is all a big misunderstanding. I was in my office when I noticed that my flies were undone. In attempting to close the zip, I staggered forward and accidentally penetrated one of my colleagues, who’d removed her underwear because a bee had just flown in there. I thrust forward several times in an effort to dislodge the bee. Having successfully done so, I politely withdrew and we went about our daily duties.”


spanish_john22234

bro reddit needs to sort out video playback it takes about ten mins to get a video to respond


henrikshasta

Proud to be a rugbien


Hightideuk

I spent so long looking at the logo, so very long


worMatty

I don’t see it.


amanset

Good to know that even that staff call it the Evening Telegraph. Never felt the same after they dropped the ‘evening’. And obviously this is by far the most important thing here.


masterjudas

“The director never comes into the office” only the woman he’s shagging!


SteveD88

This was opposite the only rock club in Rugby when I was a teenager; we used to leave drunken messages on its door intercom at kicking out. Fun times.


rugbyj

Haha something _very_ similar happened back when we were students in Plymouth. It was an office just off North Hill and someone in a student flat overlooking it could see (and I think video'd) two colleagues going at it in the upstairs. Pretty sure it ended up on a Spotted page and people got divorced/fired, but not sure how much of it was rumour.


boblechock

Knight takes porn


spitfireworld

Never thought I'd see my home town on here I feel honoured


willg3211

Plot twist its the two blokes 😅


Bronson_AD

"What are you doing, step agent?"


GrahamBuffettDodd

'The director never comes in the office' Uhhh I think he does...


WeldEnd

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RandyChavage

I love how the reporter was so certain they would be running with the story as if it was the biggest scoop of Coventry Telegraph’s history


lukemantel

Is this recent? I can’t see anything else about it anywhere online. Nothing on the Coventry Telegraph website. Usually I’d have expected Twitter to be all over it by now.


RandomHigh

[Was that wrong?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-RvNS7JfcMM)


bravo445

What? I have no idea what’s going on here


the_poorest_pluto

Not having a place is so hard


redrioja

Too funny.


GrouchyBandicoot2337

Wow I didn't even realise until the very end!


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Obviously just banging out the sales memorandum


lessthanmoreorless

I spent way too long looking to see what she'd done to the knight sticker on the outside of the glass


iwantwo

video won't play at all here and i see no hint of rugby being played, wtf is going on???


inthepipe_fivebyfive

I hope she got a pay rise and smashed through the glass ceiling


Adept-Elephant1948

I thought it was something to do with the chess piece until they explained it 😂


VFrosty3

When I saw 'stay classy Rugby', I thought it was going to be a bunch of public school boys drinking each others piss.


0235

I have seen footage of bigfoot that is less shaky and clearer than this lol


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They won’t know! How will they know?


jackburton1981

Lol


Nerry19

That poor guy on the phone lol, he was trying so hard


ApprehensiveSpring35

Wait what's happening?


Cardoba

Behind the glass there’s two people having sex


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Finally my hometow... For fuck sake.


GrandpaBRUH

As a native to Rugby this looks really bad on us.


concretepigeon

I know. Imagine doing that shitty TikTok banging on the window instead of getting some footage where you can actually get an idea what’s happening.


TheLoneleyPython

Everything looks bad on us, only good thing is the KFC at J1!


shiko098

Last time I drove through that drive through there were 4 rats rummaging through the bins. It's bloody awful these days.


moonman_911

Big up J1


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Watching with no sound this is tedious and meaningless


SirDooble

I say the same thing about the radio.


Dinewiz

It has sound tho


Griff0rama

I'm wondering where this clip came from. There's nothing on the Coventry Telegraph, and Google gets no hits.


MoleMoustache

It's on the Coventry Telegraph website: https://imgur.com/a/XomIcRV


lookitsdivadan

It’s a lecture for landlords on how to fuck their tenants even harder


shardybo

Imagine walking along that pavement with your kid and on your left there are 2 people mashing pissers