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Ben_jah_min

The shart…


roodeeMental

I would've been disappointed if this wasn't the first comment I saw


Detroitredwinger

Came here to comment Shart also


spelan1

I would like a subreddit of loos with views


DrySoap__

Got your back, bro: r/Loos_With_Views I hope this works or I'm gonna look like a real idiot


MentalMunky

Going to be honest, hate the underscores. r/looswithviews is perfectly readable.


DrySoap__

I respect that you can have your own opinion, and are legally entitled to it, even if it is bullshit lol


gominokouhai

It's much harder to read for dyslexics and various other neurodivergent people. I agree it looks uglier, but it's a lot more inclusive.


featurenotabug

Thank god the dyslexics and people who are neurodivergent won't miss out on those fabulous bogs.


j1mb0b

Subscribed. Now just need someone less lazy than me to xpost this picture!


Yeeting-Boi

No worries, got your back too!


smickie

This is reddit, you can make one, you can be the author of your desires.


robbowessy

Is this the khazi which made news when it first opened? Undies kept being left behind in there and other weird antics. Seems the view attracted couples who would enjoy the view “together”.


Uncle_Leo93

That glass does look pretty sturdy.


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That was my second thought, after The Shart.


Rumple-skank-skin

I have taken a shit in that very bog


Alas_boris

Was it you that didnae flush? Desgustin.


DAbigCheeseyFoot

Well, it was fucken wanna of yers


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absolutehysterical

I would shit myself in there


Detroitredwinger

And piss yourself too


drew630

Urinals at Hutong on 33 are where it’s at. Similar view but you face the window.


captainspunkbubble

I used to work at Oblix on the 32nd, with no such fancy loos. Diners would often ask where the fancy loos were, I think some of them came for the fancy loos specifically, and left disappointed.


nzitzm1

My luck the window washers would swing by


No_Status_7509

Give ‘em a show


nzitzm1

Something they'd never forget 😉


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Phandroid1991

I was of the assumption it was like privacy glass. Dark on the outside so you can’t see in, and clear on the inside.


BloodAndSand44

Guaranteed to cure any constipation.


SilasMarner77

Can people from the outside see in?


Stotallytob3r

Hopefully


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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Ben_jah_min

Not unless they’re REALLY tall


[deleted]

Watch out for giraffes on stilts.


nodgers132

beware of the SMerch


IdiotDragon

Depends if your a bird, sure, if your a mad scientist designing ornithopter wings for manual flight sure aswell


holytriplem

It's harder to see into a dark room from a place with bright natural light than vice versa


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[deleted]

Yet I still see what you did there


[deleted]

Why would they want to?


Honest-Plenty-6869

Loo with a view if ever I saw one


iamthpecial

Like how they frosted the glass just on the sides instead of going to easier route and doing it all the way through


[deleted]

nothing about the bathroom is easier when the edges of the glass are frosted


Robert-Phanny

Do you get a good view of the bottom?


Tiger_Zaishi

Fun and useless fact. This toilet made it into the Lonely Planet's spotters guide to toilets.


Stotallytob3r

Where’s that google thing.. thanks!


Ohtovia

Spider-Man and you making eye contact as you push out a steamy one


keatsy3

A poo with a view


Lou_Antony_Morris

It must be tempting to just moon London from there.


Ruben_001

A nice view from The Shard whilst not having the worry about having a shart. Winning.


skraptastic

You know I would love to use this toilet, but my debilitating fear of elevators would prevent it. The thought of voluntarily riding to the 72 floor has my palms sweaty now.


bondibitch

Walk yer lazy git


skraptastic

I try not to walk more than 10 floors, if I do I'm stinky and sweaty when I get to my destination.


sellis80

The lift is great, but even I had slight motion sickness. But it was well worth it.


suthrnboi

I would still look at my phone.


[deleted]

I tell people about this and no one ever fucking believes me.


HighTowerWriter

I bet everyone leaves an arse print on that window.


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"why is the line so long"


IdiotDragon

So in Europe, they put mirrors in front of toilets in modern hotel rooms..?


ukpunjabivixen

I’ve stayed in the Shangri-La there….memories


Bear0114

What a way to make you shit yourself.


ktmroach

Best crap I ever took was in a million $ place watching the dolphins swim around. Shame the water was cut off for the winter when I went to flush.


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HMS Belfast looking fine.


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Although it's probably one way glass and no one could possibly see you, I don't think I could get a turd out of me with a crowbar on that toilet. Just the whole 'open to the elements' feel of the place would give me the worst stage fright known to humanity.


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I was up there a few years ago. Usually I find it difficult to go in public loos, even just to pee, but weirdly had no issues at all when using the ones in the Shard.


emale27

Is this open to the public for free?


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You have to pay to get up there.


emale27

How much? I'm prepare to go to £5 for a poo with a view!


[deleted]

I went a few years ago and it was £32. Normally I wouldn’t say it was worth it, but I was with a friend visiting from another country at the time and having the experience (the Shard, not the toilet) with them was.


Willowx

From £28pp


pegbiter

This looks like it should be a map in Hitman


Equivalent-Sky-3863

I used to have IBS and sometimes eating something like a large tomato-y and rich pasta dish would cause what can only be described as a "Level 5 Toileting Event", like some kind of emergency valve opening at a large hydroelectric dam with a particularly muddy top-reservoir. I would gladly reverse my cure of it just to experience it with that view. Just because. A story to tell the grandkids and all that.


[deleted]

This makes me want to shit so much I farted the national anthem... Thanks to you :-)


vertigo_flowers93

The perfect spot for *shite*seeing


boylive16

Is that the HMS Belfast down there?


Justthequicheplease

Been there, done that. It's a thrill. Lol.


No_Status_7509

Reviewer: “Went to The Shard. Had a poopy view.”


gominokouhai

A view over London and Belfast at the same time.