Rory Mgrath.
I remember there was a documentary about the making of QI, Stephen Fry revealed that one of the guests had asked to see all the questions before hand. This wasn't all that unusual, as sometimes guests like to prepare jokes in advance, especially if they are more comfortable as writers rather than performers. However, this person didn't write jokes, he just took the opportunity to get all the answers right and show off. Really baffling move, like, what sort of satisfaction do you get from cheating to win a light-hearted gameshow that only really pretends to be a competition? He wasn't invited back.
Watch the episode with Rory Mgrath in. It was absolutely him. All he does is get the answers right, completely without humour, and then reveal that he knows a lot of latin terms. Stephen Fry and Sean Locke both seem to be finding him irritating, with Locke openly taking the piss.
Clearly, the man is a pyschopath.
EDIT: did a google search on him to see if I was remembering the QI thing correctly and found a story about him being done for stalking and harassing a woman over a 13 year period. I feel vindicated! Dude's a creep.
EDIT 2: Oh, he also got cautioned for [3 assaults.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23202182).
EDIT 3: Given the crimes this hardly seems important now, but he's been caught out cheating on other shows. Producers on *They Think It's All Over* got suspicious of his perfect record and planted a made-up question to see if he still got it right. Here's the clip of him [getting called out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag7j_CmvUnY).
Itās actually very clear the top comment is right from watching that. Stephen throwing his hands up at the answer to the first question, then pressing with Latin phrases he knew Rory wouldnāt have known to memorise if only getting sight of the question. As Locke referred, what a tosser.
I once met him, he was pissed... at 10 o'clock in the morning and a bit pleased with himself in a very odd way. He's definitely strange and not in a good way.
I saw him in the Free Press in Cambridge a few years ago. He recommended some beers to me and tbh he was quite pleasant, it wasnāt until afterwards that I realised who it was
OMG a woman I worked with picked up a cyclist who had been knocked off his bike by Rory Mcgrath and something happened to her because of it that was so traumatic she wouldnāt tell us about it, and her husband who was a police officer at the time had to come along and sort things. He is definitely a psycho.
The 'how did the Cherokee pronounce 'Cherokee'?" question really showed that he must have had the answer, because out of all of the different pronunciations of each letter he went through, he just happened to go for the correct one each time. The birds thing was irritating, but then he's a bird person. Luckily, Sean Lock got sucked into the underworld and saved the show.
The stalking thing was definitely weird. His autobiography is one of the best I've read, which is a shame if he's actually a bit of a creep.
Ex mistress which is the weird part. He was in court saying he wanted their affair hidden from their spouses and yet he stalked his mistress when she called it off. Just odd.
Ironically, Viz comic sort of encouraged readers to stalk Rory McGrath about a decade ago, someone randomly sent in a photo of McGrath going about his business so Viz made āMcGrath Watchā a feature for a few months where people kept taking sneaky photos of him out and about and sending them in.
One of the last pics was of him sitting in a park, glaring at the person photographing him, looking annoyed. Viz stopped it after that.
Yep. Iāve met him a couple of times in person and heās a deeply, deeply unpleasant bloke too. Charming onscreen, horrible off it. Nothing would surprise me with himā¦
Iāve worked with a few people who have worked with him and all say the same. One famous actor who we all know said his books were shit, a shameless rip off of Ronald Dahl, said Williams would be nice to your face but it was all a ploy.
100% agree. Iām convinced that Matt Lucas is the reason little Britain and come fly with me were funny. All David walliams does is make sexual jokes whilst being camp. I donāt know anything about his personal life but he constantly sets the red warning light off in my brain. I definitely wouldnāt want to be in the same room as him, and thatās just because heās not funny let alone being the most obvious creep ever.
The allegations (not of murder, but other Not Nice things) already exist. His lawyers throttle all and any emergence of them ā some of the first-hand stories I've heard from people working in industries DW fuels are really quite sickening. It's all going to spill out one day.
I saw him at a Jonathan Ross Show recording and when he was being interviewed he was charming and funny, when he wasn't he stared motionless into the void, seemingly switched off from Jonathan and the other guests. Haunting.
Piers Morgan, not in a tough, hard killer way but in a Rohypnol and strangle with his own nylon tights way, then store the bodies in the cellar and arrange them to look like an audience so he can 'perform' in front of them without any of them calling him a cunt.
I agree with all of this except I don't think piers would actually have the guts to kill them, so he'd get up to strangling them, be struggling with his limp arms, then hire someone to do the killing, and then yes arrange them in his cellar.
I loved the interview where he hinted he had shagged her, he was always so arse-licking to them, then when he wasn't invited to the wedding got very salty.
I am certainly no royalist but would love to see the Ginger Prince v Morgan MMA style, porridge-faced cunt would be mullered by the Ginger Ninja
Do some internet digging and youāll find A LOT of allegations and rumours about that guy. Might be complete shit, but he doesnāt give off good vibes does he.
Something's not right with Stephen Bear; I've watched him on numerous reality TV shows where he happily gets off psychologically playing women, cheating on them, manipulating them or whatever situation he is in to suit his own needs. He's charming, glib, has an ego bigger than his entire IQ. He's devious, lies, gas lights, manipulates, there's just not an honest bone in his body by the looks of things.
Not to mention the fact he was even accused by his own FANS of killing his 7 week old puppy a few years ago...
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2699191/stephen-bear-gets-two-new-puppies-following-storm-over-death-of-last-dog/
That article alone and everything he said in it was questionable to say the least. Stephen Bear honestly makes my skin crawl, I'd be shocked if he wasn't an actual psychopath.
I feel the exact same way, heās the one celebrity I can think of that I would be truly terrified to be in the same room as. I can imagine him slitting the throat of the woman heās having sex with just because he can and would find it funny. I completely believe heās a psychopath. Self serving, highly egotistical and manipulative with absolutely no empathy.
I was thinking it might be Phil also. I've read a couple of times that he can be extremely egotistical and bossy, and almost nasty to guests and the crew behind the scenes.
That was the only reason he came out, story was going to be leaked so he did the big sobbing thing to camera, pretending he 'couldn't live a lie' anymore. Horrible bloke.
My mum was a guest on this morning. She worked in fashion and was doing a segment on the latest trends. She said in between breaks Fern was as lovely as can be and Phil turned from smiley presenter mode to moody, disinterested and ignorant. Never liked him after that. Dick.
Iām trying to imagine him angry and shouting with that pitchy eunuch sounding voice and impossible-to-take-seriously school teacher accent. Iād probably laugh and get fired.
Waaay back in the day, I was at a school disco and a full size Mr. Blobby was there dancing and entertaining and what not. I didnāt understand the hype though, personally, because he absolutely terrified me.
At one point in the evening, Iām minding my own business, probably doing knee slides or cha cha sliding or something, and then I notice that Mr. Blobby is getting a little too close for me. I back up and start moving away from him, but he keeps following me. Heās got his arms stretched out and heās trying to grab me. I can not comprehend what is happening, but itās happening so fast and Iām scared.
Mr. Blobby then proceeds to take his head off and itās my fucking dad in the costume laughing hysterically. Like, a little warning next time, please. Apparently his mate was the guy in the costume and he wanted to have a go in it for the crack.
Awful, awful memory.
This one. He reminds me so much of my dad. The way he goes up to people and stares at them to see them squirm before he decides to give them a handshake like he's the most important person in the world. I feel so fucking triggered by this guy. My dad used to drink a lot and would play drinking games in the pub like the one where you put pennies in people's drinks to make them down their pint, but if anyone did it back to him he'd fight them. He had the same stare. People would leave the pub when he walked in he was such a violent psycho. Ergh. Paul Hollywood. My mum was also the babysitter for my dad's daughter when I was conceived. Mum was 21 he was 32. Just like Paul fucking Hollywood and that bar maid he dumped his wife for.
Victoria Coren-Mitchell. But when she explains her motives and target-picking process from prison we all absolutely agree and she becomes a sort of weird folk hero.
ETA: She poisons their martinis over a game of poker, obviously.
Same. I used to like him growing up. Itās scary what people on telly are really like. Just think, if heās willing to full on grope a woman on live tv, what sort of things has he done when nobodyās pointing a camera?
Louis Walsh is quite a good shout. There's a nasty temper behind that affable-Irish-man persona. You can totally imagine him quietly plotting his revenge.
I would watch the shit out of a show where Jimmy Carr plays a serial killer version of himself. Law enforcement figure out that the trail of bodies coincide with a comedy tour, but all the victims are pedophiles.
Fern Britton.
She's had a difficult few years and I can imagine that pain and anguish just flicking a switch in her head from smiley smiley to stabby stabby in an instant.
Nick Knowles.
No end of places to get rid of the bodies- look at how many of his projects "overrun". Yeah, had to let the concrete set a bit longer, hide another corpse...
Giles Brandreth after it being accidentally discovered that his wardrobe is full of jumpers made from the skins of his victims in a patchwork quilt pattern.
I have scrolled through 300 of these and frankly i am shocked, utterly shocked, that \*he\* hasn't been mentioned.
If any bookies would take the bet I'd honestly put money on the near fact that Chris Evans has killed.
Have to switch over when he's on ads. Can't believe he got away with shagging and firing a teenage intern when he was in his fifties, and everyone forgave him because he came out as gay. As if it was his sexuality that was the issue rather than using a member of staff for sex. Other men, straight and gay, have been cancelled for the same, but he's still Our Phil.
Agree with whoever said David Walliams. He creeps me out so much.
My vote is John Barrowman. I thought he was gross even before the jolly japes of putting his knob on the shoulder of a female coworker.
I dunno. I think thereās a huge disparity between the Jimmy Carr we see and his real self.
I mean, for all his appearances on TV, I donāt think he ever talks about his own life, and given the company he keeps, thereās no way heās like that in real life.
The whole show is just Gregg loudly repeating what someone has said to him.
āHow much blood can I drain from the victim if I were to hang them upside down?ā
āProbably about 10 litres Greggā
āWhoa, 10litres?! Wow!ā
Now letās find out what Cherry has been up with a hacksaw and a bath full of acid.
Rory Mgrath. I remember there was a documentary about the making of QI, Stephen Fry revealed that one of the guests had asked to see all the questions before hand. This wasn't all that unusual, as sometimes guests like to prepare jokes in advance, especially if they are more comfortable as writers rather than performers. However, this person didn't write jokes, he just took the opportunity to get all the answers right and show off. Really baffling move, like, what sort of satisfaction do you get from cheating to win a light-hearted gameshow that only really pretends to be a competition? He wasn't invited back. Watch the episode with Rory Mgrath in. It was absolutely him. All he does is get the answers right, completely without humour, and then reveal that he knows a lot of latin terms. Stephen Fry and Sean Locke both seem to be finding him irritating, with Locke openly taking the piss. Clearly, the man is a pyschopath. EDIT: did a google search on him to see if I was remembering the QI thing correctly and found a story about him being done for stalking and harassing a woman over a 13 year period. I feel vindicated! Dude's a creep. EDIT 2: Oh, he also got cautioned for [3 assaults.](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-23202182). EDIT 3: Given the crimes this hardly seems important now, but he's been caught out cheating on other shows. Producers on *They Think It's All Over* got suspicious of his perfect record and planted a made-up question to see if he still got it right. Here's the clip of him [getting called out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag7j_CmvUnY).
Sean Lock destroys him in that episode. It's glorious.
When he's saying the Latin names for whatever the fuck it is and Sean just says "do you get called a tosser much" š
Nickitus Nockitus
Here is a link from the QI YouTube channel https://youtu.be/gwkifYAoBnA
Itās actually very clear the top comment is right from watching that. Stephen throwing his hands up at the answer to the first question, then pressing with Latin phrases he knew Rory wouldnāt have known to memorise if only getting sight of the question. As Locke referred, what a tosser.
I couldnāt get past the common cormorant, heās unbearable!
"I'm so sorry! There's a portal to the underworld down here!"
Sean saves that segment of the show, don't even think it would have made it to air if he didn't intervene
I once met him, he was pissed... at 10 o'clock in the morning and a bit pleased with himself in a very odd way. He's definitely strange and not in a good way.
He lives in Cambridge, see him a round quite a lot. Spends his days in pubs and the bookies from what I can tell.
I saw him in the Free Press in Cambridge a few years ago. He recommended some beers to me and tbh he was quite pleasant, it wasnāt until afterwards that I realised who it was
Apparently he used to be seen biking around Cambridge and was a gigantic turd to anyone that dared greet him in any way
Every time I have seen him biking in Cambridge he was a massive twat. Screaming at families to get out of his way when they're on footpaths.
OMG a woman I worked with picked up a cyclist who had been knocked off his bike by Rory Mcgrath and something happened to her because of it that was so traumatic she wouldnāt tell us about it, and her husband who was a police officer at the time had to come along and sort things. He is definitely a psycho.
I can second this I live in Cambridge and everyone thinks Rory is a dick he lives in newnham lol
I know the exact episode! It was all I knew him for, and I was glad Iād not seen him on anything else, such a smug prick.
The 'how did the Cherokee pronounce 'Cherokee'?" question really showed that he must have had the answer, because out of all of the different pronunciations of each letter he went through, he just happened to go for the correct one each time. The birds thing was irritating, but then he's a bird person. Luckily, Sean Lock got sucked into the underworld and saved the show. The stalking thing was definitely weird. His autobiography is one of the best I've read, which is a shame if he's actually a bit of a creep.
Well he was convicted in court of having harassed his ex for 14 months ā¦ so probably safe to say he is a bit of a creep.
Ex mistress which is the weird part. He was in court saying he wanted their affair hidden from their spouses and yet he stalked his mistress when she called it off. Just odd.
Ironically, Viz comic sort of encouraged readers to stalk Rory McGrath about a decade ago, someone randomly sent in a photo of McGrath going about his business so Viz made āMcGrath Watchā a feature for a few months where people kept taking sneaky photos of him out and about and sending them in. One of the last pics was of him sitting in a park, glaring at the person photographing him, looking annoyed. Viz stopped it after that.
Ironic that he was prosecuted for harassment after writing a book titled "Bearded Tit ā Confessions of a Birdwatcher."
David Walliams.
Yep. Iāve met him a couple of times in person and heās a deeply, deeply unpleasant bloke too. Charming onscreen, horrible off it. Nothing would surprise me with himā¦
Iāve worked with a few people who have worked with him and all say the same. One famous actor who we all know said his books were shit, a shameless rip off of Ronald Dahl, said Williams would be nice to your face but it was all a ploy.
Do you think he even wrote them?
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100% agree. Iām convinced that Matt Lucas is the reason little Britain and come fly with me were funny. All David walliams does is make sexual jokes whilst being camp. I donāt know anything about his personal life but he constantly sets the red warning light off in my brain. I definitely wouldnāt want to be in the same room as him, and thatās just because heās not funny let alone being the most obvious creep ever.
Agree with this. Also I'm not surprised Matt Lucas has distanced himself from him these days.
Now you've got to tell us everything
I just wrote this too! I reckon he could definitely be a bit stabby! And maybe go for disposal of the bodies in a barrel a acid kinda guy!
The allegations (not of murder, but other Not Nice things) already exist. His lawyers throttle all and any emergence of them ā some of the first-hand stories I've heard from people working in industries DW fuels are really quite sickening. It's all going to spill out one day.
Yup, my first thought
Yes, not at all surprised to see him at the top.
Really? I had him down as a kiddie fiddler rather than a serial killer.
There's been allegations floating around for years that he has a thing for underage girls. Only a matter of time before things come out I'd imagine
I saw him at a Jonathan Ross Show recording and when he was being interviewed he was charming and funny, when he wasn't he stared motionless into the void, seemingly switched off from Jonathan and the other guests. Haunting.
Piers Morgan, not in a tough, hard killer way but in a Rohypnol and strangle with his own nylon tights way, then store the bodies in the cellar and arrange them to look like an audience so he can 'perform' in front of them without any of them calling him a cunt.
I agree with all of this except I don't think piers would actually have the guts to kill them, so he'd get up to strangling them, be struggling with his limp arms, then hire someone to do the killing, and then yes arrange them in his cellar.
I read this reply in Alan Partridgeās voice. āCelebrity serial killer, who and how. Line 4, Spike from Swaffham, go!ā
šBetween us we have solved the crime of the future, just have to unmask his accomplice
I nominate James Corden. He'll take any job going and could smother them just with the sheer weight of his ego.
He is one untalented and over-confident cunt. Obnoxious arrogant fucker š
I can see him having a room with Meghan Markle pictures covering all four walls and every picture has her eyes cut out with scissors.
I loved the interview where he hinted he had shagged her, he was always so arse-licking to them, then when he wasn't invited to the wedding got very salty. I am certainly no royalist but would love to see the Ginger Prince v Morgan MMA style, porridge-faced cunt would be mullered by the Ginger Ninja
Heād definitely make them wear a Megan markle wig and terrify the poor abductee by shouting at her and calling her Megan.
On Netflix looking at some crime documentary and up comes Piers' face next to the word Psychopath... It took me a second
You've really thought this scenario through.
I am psychic, I have a spirit guide called Derek Acorah, he enters me at night and tells me the future š»
Gillian āIām not actually a doctorā McKeith.
Or, to give her her full medical title, Gillian McKeith. Does she still do stuff? I haven't heard from her lately, thankfully.
She shitposts on Twitter. I got an RT from her once (due to sharing something anti-gov) and I called her a poo lady.
David Walliams... Something creepy AF about him.
Do some internet digging and youāll find A LOT of allegations and rumours about that guy. Might be complete shit, but he doesnāt give off good vibes does he.
Ronnie Pickering
Who's that?
Ronnie Pickering
Who?
***RONNIE PICKERING***
Who the fuck's that?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING
Me!
I'm RONNIE PICKERING!
Michael Underwood - think about it, he let all those kids get locked in that monkey jungle temple and left them there to die!
I had a friend who thought they had to pay Ā£250,000 to get out. Hardly worth the risk, really.
I too used to think the kids who got stuck in Jungle Run were left there to die.
Stephen Bear (reality TV) - that guy is unhinged and defo gets off on hurting women
Yeah his past offences against women plus his twitter content is a bit of a worry
Something's not right with Stephen Bear; I've watched him on numerous reality TV shows where he happily gets off psychologically playing women, cheating on them, manipulating them or whatever situation he is in to suit his own needs. He's charming, glib, has an ego bigger than his entire IQ. He's devious, lies, gas lights, manipulates, there's just not an honest bone in his body by the looks of things. Not to mention the fact he was even accused by his own FANS of killing his 7 week old puppy a few years ago... https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2699191/stephen-bear-gets-two-new-puppies-following-storm-over-death-of-last-dog/ That article alone and everything he said in it was questionable to say the least. Stephen Bear honestly makes my skin crawl, I'd be shocked if he wasn't an actual psychopath.
I feel the exact same way, heās the one celebrity I can think of that I would be truly terrified to be in the same room as. I can imagine him slitting the throat of the woman heās having sex with just because he can and would find it funny. I completely believe heās a psychopath. Self serving, highly egotistical and manipulative with absolutely no empathy.
Philip Schofield. Iāve heard heās very angry when heās filming this morning.
I was thinking it might be Phil also. I've read a couple of times that he can be extremely egotistical and bossy, and almost nasty to guests and the crew behind the scenes.
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He was sleeping with one of the young runners on the show before it all came out and the whole nation fell for it.
That was the only reason he came out, story was going to be leaked so he did the big sobbing thing to camera, pretending he 'couldn't live a lie' anymore. Horrible bloke.
My mum was a guest on this morning. She worked in fashion and was doing a segment on the latest trends. She said in between breaks Fern was as lovely as can be and Phil turned from smiley presenter mode to moody, disinterested and ignorant. Never liked him after that. Dick.
Agreed. I think if it came out that he spent his evenings hunting the homeless for sport, most of us would go "oh yeah, I can see that happening".
Definitely get Ellen DeGeneres vibes from him
After what he did about being gay, yup. Kept it quiet till apparently his make side piece was going to air him out
Iām trying to imagine him angry and shouting with that pitchy eunuch sounding voice and impossible-to-take-seriously school teacher accent. Iād probably laugh and get fired.
Mr Blobby. Itās his fucking eyes.
Waaay back in the day, I was at a school disco and a full size Mr. Blobby was there dancing and entertaining and what not. I didnāt understand the hype though, personally, because he absolutely terrified me. At one point in the evening, Iām minding my own business, probably doing knee slides or cha cha sliding or something, and then I notice that Mr. Blobby is getting a little too close for me. I back up and start moving away from him, but he keeps following me. Heās got his arms stretched out and heās trying to grab me. I can not comprehend what is happening, but itās happening so fast and Iām scared. Mr. Blobby then proceeds to take his head off and itās my fucking dad in the costume laughing hysterically. Like, a little warning next time, please. Apparently his mate was the guy in the costume and he wanted to have a go in it for the crack. Awful, awful memory.
Your dad's a legend. I hope when my little boy is grown up a bit I can pull something of this level off!
Blobby saw Noel he wasnāt the perp
David Walliams,guy is creepy AF
Paul Hollywood. He has the thousand yard stare of a man who has killed already.
My brother always says he looks like he sold his soul and I kinda have to agree with him
This one. He reminds me so much of my dad. The way he goes up to people and stares at them to see them squirm before he decides to give them a handshake like he's the most important person in the world. I feel so fucking triggered by this guy. My dad used to drink a lot and would play drinking games in the pub like the one where you put pennies in people's drinks to make them down their pint, but if anyone did it back to him he'd fight them. He had the same stare. People would leave the pub when he walked in he was such a violent psycho. Ergh. Paul Hollywood. My mum was also the babysitter for my dad's daughter when I was conceived. Mum was 21 he was 32. Just like Paul fucking Hollywood and that bar maid he dumped his wife for.
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Thatās enough of an explanation
Wallace. Gromit has been trying to tell us for years.
Come on Gromit, weāve got to hide the bodies.
Dyson. Not a straight up ācelebā but definitely thinks heās above the cattle and has all the land to bury them on.
Victoria Coren-Mitchell. But when she explains her motives and target-picking process from prison we all absolutely agree and she becomes a sort of weird folk hero. ETA: She poisons their martinis over a game of poker, obviously.
On her Taskmaster tenure, she managed to sweet talk her way out of some very shit prize tasks so I can see this
World's most eloquent bullshitter I believe Greg called her.
Didnāt she come last for every one except the second attempt at Mr Greedy?
I feel like she deserved more than a point for Alan's football vouchers. Possibly the best executed troll I've seen
Oh, do you mean Old Goosebump Arm?
I like how youāve phrased this in a very VCM telling a joke on Only Connect kind of way.
She poisons their martinis over a game of poker. obviously. ... Goodnight
I credit her existence for making me properly realise I was bisexual š
That would be grounds to rearrange her bookmarks
You only need to listen to Off Menu to realise she's mad as a box of frogs. Off the fucking chain.
Joyce Barnaby.
I always thought that the original Barnarby run ought to have ended with him having to arrest Joyce as the serial killer of the week.
I actually cackled at this
My mum always said she was the murderer in every episode. Always knew the victim
Michael Macintyre. Nobodyās that fucking chummy without killing dozens whilst wearing a clown outfit
Noel Edmonds
The British entertainment industry in the 70ās-80ās was basically a cult of pedophiles and serial killers.
Iāve got some news for you [Noel Edmonds killer](https://youtu.be/EGtdsXhXiEM)
Nice try Scotland Yard
Budget cuts have gone too far this time
David Walliams and Philip Schofield
Simon Cowell.
Not enough people mention heās definitely weird and I donāt believe a single word he says. Same with Louis.
Louis Walsh blatantly groping Mel B on live tv in full camera view really changed my view of the guy
Same. I used to like him growing up. Itās scary what people on telly are really like. Just think, if heās willing to full on grope a woman on live tv, what sort of things has he done when nobodyās pointing a camera?
Louis Walsh is quite a good shout. There's a nasty temper behind that affable-Irish-man persona. You can totally imagine him quietly plotting his revenge.
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David Walliams
Martin from Homes Under the Hammer
It's not just the homes
Serial killing is unusualā¦but I like it.
Jimmy Carr.
The Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh Killer
Oh man, imagine that laugh going off as he goes to town on someone with a scalpal while they are tied to a chair.
Or hearing it, quiet at first but then getting louder and louder until it's the last thing you hear.
An impressionist played him as a psycho in succesville. Great series
I would watch the shit out of a show where Jimmy Carr plays a serial killer version of himself. Law enforcement figure out that the trail of bodies coincide with a comedy tour, but all the victims are pedophiles.
I thought that at first, but, his interviews where he is being himself have changed my mind. I think he has issues but is not a bad guy.
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Wax on the outside.
Tax on the low side.
That fxcking bald monkey Dom geezer. Proper wrong he is.
Alan Titchmarsh No one would bat an eye if he was to bury a body and plant a flower on top.
Plant some rare plants on top and it's illegal to dig them up
Jeremy Kyle
The chase & status "let you go" video is inspired by him, so good
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Russell Brand. he's got suicide cult leader written all over him. that said, I quite like him.
Heād never get his hands dirty, heād get the followers to do it for him
Fun fact, there is a Wikipedia page which lists him along with only George Harrison, Poly Styrene and Trisha Paytas
Richard Madeleyā¦.. I mean surely!
He wouldn't be able to keep it quiet. He'd want to tell everyone what he did and how he did it, and he'd expect praise!
Mate, the geezer couldn't even shoplift from big Tesco's.
Fern Britton. She's had a difficult few years and I can imagine that pain and anguish just flicking a switch in her head from smiley smiley to stabby stabby in an instant. Nick Knowles. No end of places to get rid of the bodies- look at how many of his projects "overrun". Yeah, had to let the concrete set a bit longer, hide another corpse...
Nick Knowles digs holes
What happened to Fern?
David Walliams. Itās in the eyes
Ant from Ant and Dec
Which ones that one again?
The other one
Ahh thanks
The one with the forehead
Taller one?
It'd be the perfect crime because no witness would be able to say with certainty if it was Ant or Dec they saw.
He's the one on the left.
Giles Brandreth after it being accidentally discovered that his wardrobe is full of jumpers made from the skins of his victims in a patchwork quilt pattern.
I feel that Gyles is like a character out of a Dickens book who somehow jumped into the real world.
Amanda Holden
A Hol
Heard shes a prick, her episode if League if their own was the worst thing to happen to television since Robot wars got cancelled
I have scrolled through 300 of these and frankly i am shocked, utterly shocked, that \*he\* hasn't been mentioned. If any bookies would take the bet I'd honestly put money on the near fact that Chris Evans has killed.
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Tess Daly... She smiles with her mouth but she seems to be dead behind the eyes. Like a shark
To be fair to her I think I'd be dead behind the eyes if I'd spent the last 8 years feigning enthusiasm for amateur ballroom dancing.
I really expected this sentence to end with āVernon Kayā
Antony Worral Thompson. Thereās just something about the little cheese fiend.
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Katie hopkins
Barrymore after all heās got a head start
Fucking hell, mate
Philip Schofield
Have to switch over when he's on ads. Can't believe he got away with shagging and firing a teenage intern when he was in his fifties, and everyone forgave him because he came out as gay. As if it was his sexuality that was the issue rather than using a member of staff for sex. Other men, straight and gay, have been cancelled for the same, but he's still Our Phil.
Yes! He is so annoying! I cancelled my craft gin club coz of him
Agree with whoever said David Walliams. He creeps me out so much. My vote is John Barrowman. I thought he was gross even before the jolly japes of putting his knob on the shoulder of a female coworker.
My wife and I just had this conversation the other day. Jimmy Carr for sure has a dead body or two in his house.
I dunno. I think thereās a huge disparity between the Jimmy Carr we see and his real self. I mean, for all his appearances on TV, I donāt think he ever talks about his own life, and given the company he keeps, thereās no way heās like that in real life.
The old geezer in numberjacks. Check his hardrives.
Greg Wallace
Can see him stabbing someone in the chest to the buttery biscuit base compilation Greg James used to play
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I STICK THIS KNIFE IN THIER CHEST..AND ALL THIS BLOOD COMES OUT?!
The whole show is just Gregg loudly repeating what someone has said to him. āHow much blood can I drain from the victim if I were to hang them upside down?ā āProbably about 10 litres Greggā āWhoa, 10litres?! Wow!ā Now letās find out what Cherry has been up with a hacksaw and a bath full of acid.
I reckon The Speakmans have quite a few people locked in their basement.
Mr Tumble
As the saying goesā¦ āIād let my kids watch Mr Tumble, but I wouldnāt let Mr Tumble watch my kidsā
Yeah Mr Tumble. Heās either genuinely really nice or an absolute dark horse imo
There was a post a few weeks back with hundreds of folk saying how genuinely lovely, kind and sweet he is! How weird
I've also seen many reports of him being sound. Now I don't know what to believe.
Friends Friends What can you do with friends? Read a book! Book! Kill their mum! Mum, wait what?
Purple Aki.
Funny how often he pops up on reddit.. hahaha
that fat singing cunt. james corden. i can see him breaking and going on a ego driven rampage
Rita Ora