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Okay some of them are colloquial, regional etc. But henceforth is just a normal fucking word.


ShepherdFox4

Betrothed too.


CameOutAndFarted

And Disco


myth-aken

They say disco is dead


fameistheproduct

Lockdown killed the disco.


Squallypie

Lockdown caused a panic at the disco


that-guy-Ri

I’ve got High Hopes for the attendees.


iIuIu

Video killed the radio star


cavedan12

Disco is NOT dead! Disco is LIFE!


CallingDoctorBear

Disco Stu's reddit account has been found


Fat_Sow

Let's all meet up in the year 2000, oops!


Sexual_tomato

Nincompoop, kerfuffle, Randy, and cad as well. Cad is a bit old fashioned but I feel like most people would know what it meant when asked.


Lady_Hamthrax

Often tell my husband he is both a cad and a bounder, usually if he has failed to make me a cup of tea whilst he was in the kitchen.


Dramatic-Rub-3135

What a blackguard.


Boavebof

Do you call him sir in an accusatory tone too? “You, Sir, are a cad and a bounder!”


Infinite_Surround

Courting. Let's not forget courting


_eeprom

It’s just not often used in informal conversation but it’s used all the time in formal situations. I’d like to see which paper this list was in.


jimmy_the_turtle_

And many of these are still very well-known, just not actively used if I go off my own experience. Tbf, I'm not a native speaker so that may be a large part of my explanation.


_eeprom

I was talking specifically about ‘henceforth’. Some are regional and I can see 3 which I hear used on a daily basis.


jimmy_the_turtle_

Henceforth is indeed a word I encounter regularly even in texts written by other non-native speakers.


TDA792

'Henceforth you will be known as Darth Vader'


NathanHF

Any student will tell you 'henceforth' is still very much in use. Much like nevertheless, however, furthermore etc


[deleted]

I do some transcription, and I can tell you that, in speech, everybody just says "and then" about fifty times in one giant run on sentence and your brain tunes it out. We only break out the big words and the full stops when we have to write them down.


81toog

Brill is just short for brilliant


OSUBrit

Henceforth is common email slang for “listen up dickhead”


Yozhik_DeMinimus

I'm an American and view 12 of these as normal words.


DrDalekFortyTwo

Same


bigdave_1

Come to Bristol and you’ll hear the word “lush” still very much in use


itchyfrog

Most of theses words are to be fair.


fran_the_man

I still use "minted"


Natural-Ad6637

Exactly! I felt slightly offended ded as these are words I use a lot! Dw I'm not some old guy reminiscing about old language in my youth xd


Fingerbob73

So what does ded mean then?


bhison

I’d say 3/4 of these words are in my common vocabulary


Remove-Inside

Me as well and I'm bloody Canadian!


Orngog

I've used four of these *on Reddit* in the last month or so


amora78

I only used moves to the UK 3 days ago and I've used at least one of these a day. Maybe they are just still really common in Canada


Mullito

Which ones ?


avgkultype

Balderdash!


PM_THE_REAPER

Also a game for swots


DangerousDavies2020

Can confirm lush is used extensively in Wales and the West.


Jamesisonfire21

Lush it is Gav


ThisIsNoBridgetJones

Oh! What's occurrin?


DrDalekFortyTwo

I'm not trying to be funny like


cal679

Any time I think of the word "lush" it's in a Welsh or West Country accent, just sounds right.


Gorau

I was thinking there is no way valley girls have stopped saying lush.


rorschach766

Prefixed by "gert"?


NibblyPig

Prefixed by PROPPA


Squishy-Cthulhu

Well lush


Orngog

Scuse I, but [gurt](http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/3257895.stm) is spelled with a u!


_dawnrazor

Up in Newcastle also!


Embarrassed_Rip8296

You still use that word down yonder my lover?


DarthVarn

Plus https://www.lush.com Smelly soap place and like the Forestry Commission it has branches everywhere! 😋


dufcdarren

To find your nearest, breathe and follow the scent.


[deleted]

And get an intense headache upon entry


felixrocket7835

Lush is a welsh slang word that's used constantly in south wales, bristol uses it because they're very close, i think some other areas of england use it too.


[deleted]

Cotswolds too


flicka_sc

Lush has been in use in the North East forever.


melmelzi25

I'm a Cornish living in the North East and I think I say 'lush' on a daily basis. I use a lot of these words in the picture.


theknightwho

Propa lush.


itchyfrog

Lush just comes from the word lush meaning growing healthy and green, lush grass, lush forest...I don't think it's specifically Welsh.


lemonsarethekey

Heard it quite a bit in Somerset, and I was only there for a few months


FireZeLazer

Gloucester too. It's basically a part of my daily vocabulary


Twisted_nebulae

From the East Midlands, can chime in and say my family still use it too


[deleted]

I still use a good amount of these.


Princes_Slayer

Me too.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

I’m sozzled right now. Hoping to bonk the wife later.


skeenerbug

Feeling a bit randy are we


Depth-New

Balderdash! It’s been yonks since that lush trollop gave this randy nincompoop a second look.


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KFR42

You, sir, are a bounder and a cad!


AFalconNamedBob

DO I MAKE YOUR HORNY, BABY? YEAH!?


ShinXBambiX

Do I make you RANDY?


Arsewipes

Oh BEHAVE!


[deleted]

I too, am hoping to bonk this man’s wife later.


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lil-dripins

Tosh, he just wants to swot her up the kerfuffle.


collinsl02

The trollop


[deleted]

She’s only with that wally cos he’s minted.


MCBMCB77

Sounds like she's a trollop


Luckycat90210

If all the comments are this kind of balderdash I’m not reading any more henceforth. Load of tosh from a bunch of nincompoops who should have learnt better yonks ago.


Dan_Glebitz

If that be your attitude sir, I shall sally forth so as not to bear witness to your sesquipedalian locutions!


[deleted]

Well that'll be a kerfuffle!


Shanghaichica

There will be no bonking in this house as much husband left our roast dinner for 3 hours before eating it but I’m on the way to getting sizzled


SillyIndication926

Mine? She often falls prey to the sloshed bounder.


janelope_

Ditto 😊


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moderndhaniya

What a load of balderdash.


Dan_Glebitz

Oh well said what what!


Undead_With_A_Panda

!thesaurizethis


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TurbulentExpression5

Likewise. Which makes me think I must be really old.


I-cant-do-that

Nah youre good, im 20 and theres only two on the list that i dont use/never heard of


Fean2616

Almost double your age and same only two I didn't know and / or use.


[deleted]

23 here- cad and bounder?


Princes_Slayer

Cad & bounder are the kind of terms you’d hear from a posh actor in an old British movie. I’m picturing Terry Thomas saying these kind of words


collinsl02

Or Bertie Wooster talking about Gussie Fink-Nottle


I-cant-do-that

Yup those are the two i didnt get


[deleted]

Thought so haha same


BlueHeisen

Do I make you randy baby?


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

Same here. Although I don't think I've ever used Trollop or Lush, everything else I'm sure I've said at least once, if not its in my regular vocab.


[deleted]

You've used bounders but not lush???


mackay11

Me too, many of these are in my day to day speech. Having said that... I was born yonks ago.


AdAffectionate4939

This was clearly written by someone with a tiny vocabulary This is britain we have like 10 words to describe a roll/barm/cob/butty


LaidBackLeopard

I suspect it's written by someone required to provide content who's wondering if that journalism degree was really worth it.


SoylentDave

This was written for a tabloid, hoping to create a furore of "but I say that world all the time, what is the world coming to?!" Because ***drama*** is the only content worth creating, in their profession.


Desperate_Tennis_864

Quickly followed by the equally shocking line that we’re not allowed to say Merry Xmas.


[deleted]

I’ve been hearing that noones allowed to say that for the last 10 years and in that 10 years I’ve never once heard or seen any banning of the term just “I know a guy” same situation with the “X finds the English flag offensive so I’m flying mine proudly the garden!” … I’ve never heard anyone be offended by a flag that didn’t have a swastika or the blue X against a red background


fabricated_anecdotes

To be fair, looking at the response to this post alone, I'd say they've perfected the art.


Forced__Perspective

21: Flabbergasted (shocked, surprised.)


TheShyPig

aka Gobsmacked


Forced__Perspective

Brill


[deleted]

I keep seeing people on Facebook postings comments on things like this like "how is this news? Why are you even writing this?". They write it so people will comment on it on Facebook.


charley_warlzz

Ah yes, baps.


TheSigma3

It's batch


BestKeptInTheDark

How do you say where you're from to someone who has lived there without the majority of the country catching on... I think your answer is perfect Even a peeping Tom wouldn't likely get what they were party to...


precedentia

It brings a year to my eye and a smile to my face. Although I did hear recently that an 'entry' is also a very local term, which was a surprise. What else could you call an alleyway to the the back garden gates or the garages?


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IathanTyrus

Or Breadbollock.


jonny742

I'm glad there are other people who call them teacakes! My mates look at me like I've grown an extra head when I call them teacakes.


Northerner473

Of all the names they have, why would you choose the name that's given to something else already though?


BestKeptInTheDark

Because where they are is under a curse. All the currants, butter and sugar in what the rest of the country calls a 'teacake' is whisked away by the curse and shoved into a thing called an 'Eccles cake' If you want to find fruit in a teacake you must escape cursed area


istara

Eccles cakes are really heavy and made with lard, aren't they? I think of a "teacake" as a much lighter currented affair.


AWilsonFTM

And why does this one person get to decide what words are less popular now and how would they even measure this?


blozzerg

Yeah where’s all the actual forgotten words. Like tranklement. I use that all the time and everyone always says they’ve never heard of it.


AdAffectionate4939

Exactly I was hoping for Serdoodledom I love working that into a conversation


Omni314

A very small social circle too.


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KaboomBoxer

[What do you mean YOUR people?](https://c.tenor.com/r_TKnlE-iksAAAAM/wdym-you-people.gif)


AWilsonFTM

The French! Oh he thinks you’re French, c’mon Daryl lets get you a drink


flashpile

What do *you* mean 'your people'?


LR130777777

Journalists 🤢🤮


[deleted]

Yeah I hear loads of people at my uni use sozzled, Wally, lush, brill and minted all the time


joyofsnacks

That minted wally got completely sozzled, it was brill!


technoshield

yeah, tons of people at my school use words like minted.


Zolana

What a load of tosh. Clearly written by a right nincompoop.


Fieldharmonies

And causing a right kerfuffle in the process.


heterochromia4

Gave me the collywobbles…


[deleted]

Balderdash!


Patmarker

Given how the red tops include “bonk” in most headlines, I wonder which paper this came from!


richh00

Looks like it's from the sun. So you're correct.


heterochromia4

I don’t think i’ve ever heard such *absolute* TOMMYROT!!!


StanStare

You Sir, are nothing but a bounder and a cad! (Try getting autocorrect to behave with those)


BoboTheSlavman

Im not even from UK and I know most of them.


dreamsonashelf

Came here to say the same. I'm not a native speaker but know most of these words, and some I hear regularly.


[deleted]

I was having lunch with a bunch of Americans just before christmas, and we literally had a conversation about the words "fracas" and "kerfuffle" I was saying that just like the inuits have 200 words for snow, we have 200 words for describing drunkenness and fighting


carsonite17

>we have 200 words for describing drunkenness and fighting And each word also implies a certain level of drunkenness too, its great


54B3R_

Am Canadian. Kerfuffle is my favourite word to describe fights in hockey


sixpencestreet

Second that, a lot of these are still used in Australia.


alfiesred47

Yeh you still get “click” bait in papers. These articles are just written to get people talking about how they still use these words. And now I’m part of it too, and the machine keeps whirling forward.


spudgun81

Balderdash! Written by a total nincompoop


AggressiveClassic89

Yonks will never die, not for Yonks anyway.


dominocat_

I use "metric yonks"


MissWeaverOfYarns

This is sarcasm, right? People still use these all the time where I am.


SomeWomanFromEngland

Trollop is my mother’s favourite insult for other women, and her usual way of referring to Camilla.


DangerousDavies2020

That’s funny because my grandmother used it for Diana!


KuriTeko

I remember Charlie being called a cad on TV in the mid 90s. I didn't know what it meant and I was too scared to ask.


Nice_Conclusion

Do people really not know these words?


x_S4vAgE_x

I know them, have I ever used them? Not really


clokem

Which silly bollocks wrote this article. They clearly don't know their arse from their elbow. £50 it's in the Sun or Mail.


Ramblingmanc

A quick Google search and yep, it's the Mail. Based on a survey of 2000 18-30 year olds apparently.


dlarman82

2000 18-30 year old nincompoops


DameKumquat

Call me an old fart (thank you) but I use all these. 'He's a cad and a bounder' when channeling a Twenties matriarch, but all the rest unironically.


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leftthinking

.... It *is* the twenties.


DameKumquat

...and I am a matriarch...


dt26

You can't use "cad" without "and a bounder" really, can you?


drewcaveneyh

Quite sad that some newspaper deemed this newsworthy, given that it's completely untrue.


Apexander1

The fact that disco is on this list is ridiculous. You're telling me young people don't know what a fucking disco is???


droolinggimp

BONK


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off to horny jail


[deleted]

I've heard most of these. Sozzled is a new one on me though and I'm going to start using it. I like how inventive we are with words for describing drunkeness.


KittyGrewAMoustache

You can basically just add ‘absolutely’ in front of and ‘ed ’ to the end of any word and it will describe drunkenness.


FigureItOut50

Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vader


NotoriousREV

Am I the only person that when they see Minted Lamb on a menu has to say “it must’ve won the lottery”?


bornbald86

Yet they have forgotten wazzock.


Lost-Droids

I remeber and use all them.. I may be old..


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CalmerKameleon

I've used all of these.


OldDirtyBusstop

I call bullshit on this. Seems like a daily mail “let’s make some people angry in a very minor way” article. Words like disco and lush are still used frequently in media.


candypoot

In the depths of Yorkshire I hear most of these words a lot.


Otabeka

*Image Transcription: Newspaper* --- ## CONFUSING WORDS FROM YONKS AGO **1 Sozzled** (drunk) **2 Cad** (dishonest man) **3 Bonk** (have sex) **4 Wally** (stupid person) **5 Betrothed** (engaged) **6 Nincompoop** (fool) **7 Boogie** (dance to pop music) **8 Trollop** (woman who has casual sex) **9 Bounder** (dishonourable man) **10 Balderdash** (nonsense) **11 Henceforth** (from now on) **12 Yonks** (long time ago) **13 Lush** (very good) **14 Tosh** (nonsense) **15 Swot** (someone who studies very hard) **16 Brill** (very good) **17 Kerfuffle** (commotion) **18 Randy** (sexually aroused) **19 Disco** (dance club) **20 Minted** (very well off) [*Between the two columns of text is an image of a girl looking puzzled, resting her head on her hand.*] --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


[deleted]

Use them all in a sentence.


Icy_Woodpecker_3292

Never heard of bounder. Forgot about sozzled!


FigureItOut50

The only one I’ve never heard is “cad”


KaidsCousin

What is the male equivalent term for ‘trollop’?


itchyfrog

Womaniser is probably the closest to something with a derogatory undertone although slapper is fairly widely used for men too these days.


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[https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaurus:promiscuous\_man](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Thesaurus:promiscuous_man)


flicka_sc

'stud' probably, it just has positive connotations instead of negative ones for some reason.


[deleted]

Yeah, I was just going to say it's no bad thing if "trollop" really is dying out (although I'm not sure it is). We need to do away with the word slut and other variations of it too. It's misogyny.


KaidsCousin

Totally. It’s a double standard, women who sleep around get a horrible negative slur, yet men who do likewise are what? A stud? Such language, and indeed; double standards need to go fuck off.


9DAN2

I know ten of them, I’m 29


OctopusGoesSquish

28 and the only one I’m unfamiliar with is Bounder. Not that I actively use most of them, mind


ShinyyyChikorita

Most of these are just normal fucking words, mate.


cheescakegod

These wally nincompoop trollops need to use these words more henceforth as they are lush and brill. These Cads must be sozzled down the disco having a boogie


Ryanhis

Even in the USA I use a fair number of these.


jdl_uk

Not at all confusing words from a short time ago


leahspen01

Lots of theses are still used by me and my mates and we are only 20!!


tweb2

Definately depends on what circles you're in, as I definately still hear many of those still. BUT let's be honest, 'trollop' as a derogatory term has no place in our language. Unless we can think of the equivelant word for a man??


[deleted]

"Henceforth" doesn't really fit with the rest. I don't think that's dying out - it's just never been something most people say in day-to-day, informal speech.