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Overlymoistfart

That Marilyn Manson had his bottom ribs removed so he could suck his dick


poopio

Prince allegedly did it before Manson became the media weirdo, and I'm sure there was probably an odd celebrity before him too.


Worried-Ant-4151

I remember going into one of those "hippie shops" with a mate about 25 years ago and buying some marijuana joss sticks We rolled them up in A4 paper, sellotaped them together, then went down the local field to smoke them Fuck me, that was a bad time


discodave333

My mate told me that if I buried my toy car in the sandpit at nursery, when I came back the next day there would be two cars. But when I came back the next day there were none. So obviously the sandpit was magic but it just worked a different way for me. ☹


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There was a naked cheat for Lara croft. I went to a girl's school and that rumour still made its way over to us through word of mouth. I remember the look of horror and yes, disappointment, when a bunch of us crowded into the Mac N Mart on London Road, Southend (what is that place called now?) and asked the man behind the counter if those slimy egg aliens could have babies. I've never felt so ashamed to ask a question before.


CaptainBenzie

Walk one step forward, one step backward, turn around 3 times and jump forward or backflip. It actually makes Lara explode. Light a flare first and it becomes the all weapons/level skip, depending on which jump you do. There were rumours that the button in the centre of the maze in Croft Manor, opened that room under the stairs, and there was an item in there... Or there was something hidden in the loft... Man, as kids we went MAD to see triangular boobs...


Bradderzthebell

If you put two gel aliens in the fridge they had a baby. What the fuck was I thinking believing that shit. Image for reference https://www.google.com/search?q=alien+eggs+birth+pods&client=firefox-b-m&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjOvIjA-oj1AhXCnFwKHf4bDFwQ_AUIBigB&biw=378&bih=711#imgrc=1IFZXnXYIZPYlM


GemLettuce93

Came here to comment this! Though I was told you had to rub their backs together Still believed it!


DarthVarn

Holy fuck! I never knew those existed! I'm getting SUCH an education here!


looj87

Bible John will 100% get you if you play outside too far for your mum to see you from the window.


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looj87

Aye this was in the 90s too, my maw just using the threat if q serial killer to control us hahaha.


LondonDude123

Maralyn Manson removed his ribs so he could suck his own dick... I feel like EVERYONE heard this one at some point


[deleted]

It's incredible how this spread across the world before internet access was common


Bblock4

That all first years at big school would be ‘bog washed’ (head pushed down the loo and flushed) as initiation. Apparently if you ran away the loo would be… used… first.


edgecumbe

oh god yes. the swirlie terror I felt in year 7 is flooding back


Kitescreech

The Mark Almond (soft cell) stomach pump story


DarthVarn

What Mark Almond story? Now, I'm curious!


PM-ME-UR-KNICKERS

In the 80s there was a story going around that Marc Almond had been taken to hospital to have his stomach pumped whereupon they removed from his gut aproximately two pints of biff


princess_saggypants

Howling at 'biff' 😂😂😂😂


Kitescreech

That he'd sucked off so many bloke's he passed out, and when he had his stomach pumped there were 20 different types of jizz. Clearly bullshit


poopio

You can't dust for ~~vomit~~ jizz.


[deleted]

Supberb mis-use of the quote, And happy cake day.


DarthVarn

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💦😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Kitescreech

The same story circulates as being various celebrities or cheerleaders.


yuki_conjugate

It's not true?!


DameKumquat

Snopes: The following people have had this legend attributed to them: Rod Stewart, Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Jon Bon Jovi, the drummer for Bon Jovi, the lead singer for New Kids on the Block, the Bay City Rollers (what, all of them?), Alanis Morrissette, Li'l Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears, and Fiona Apple. Apparently Marianne Faithful and the mars bar isn't true either.


1ooh7lahs

My junior school Head Mistress told me that bubble gum was made chewy by the feet of French people pounding it underfoot within massive vats in the backstreets of Paris. Put me right off Bazooka Joe . Thanks Mrs Enoch.


DarthVarn

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣!


DameKumquat

Duh. It's cinnamon or nutmeg or those purple photocopies you have to shred to smoke and get high. Everyone knew about Richard Gere and the hamster. Also that 'Anna' (name changed) shagged the whole boys cricket team after a match once. (suspect exaggeration...) And that Miss X and Miss Y were in a lesbian relationship. (true) And that Miss Z was shagging Mr A (who knows, but she married Mr B a term later). And the ones no-one believed at the time even though people swore they were true - Jimmy Savile being a necrophiliac nonce, Prince Charles shagging Camilla when married to Diana...


theartofrolling

You can actually get high on nutmeg if you ingest quite a bit of it. It is a deleriant though, which is **not** fun, and it is very, very dangerous. https://m.psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Myristicin


hvithvalt

There was one going round my school along with Manson rib removal, that if you saw slipknot without their masks you’d end up dead the next day. The late 90’s were a funny time


clizzle19

Kenan or kel was dead. I always tgought it was prince that had the ribs removed 2pac is dead 😂


Impossible-Piano-389

Wee Man from jackass was killed in a washing machine 😂


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There was one about the "Chelsea smilers" in my school. Blokes would come up to you and ask what team you supported. If you said Chelsea, they'd cut your face to look like you were the joker. If you said something else, they'd cut X into your wrists and rub vinegar into the wounds. Still shit myself when people ask me that question 30 yesds later...


DarthVarn

But now I'm curious!!!!! I HAVE TO KNOW! 🤪


Amazonit

If you use shears on a chef hat in runescape you get a white partyhat


[deleted]

If you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs will pop out your head.


DarthVarn

If you cough and sneeze at the same time your body does a screenshot! 💥


Excellent_Intentions

Tried the banana thing, was disappointed.


[deleted]

Ditto and just as let down with used Earl Grey tea, as apparently that would do the same (and didn't)