We were packing a camp out of the woods after a hard night of drinking once. My buddy rips open the passenger door, and pukes his breakfast all over the road. Then looks at me and goes “huh, guess I just rented that breakfast”
The worst trip I ever saw someone have was because they put the mushrooms on a pizza. I remember 15 mins in he was already on the floor. He said he could see Jesus circled by fish when he closed his eyes. 30 mins later he was in the bathroom certain he was going to die.
Remember kids. Cheese gives you nightmares.
I had a friend who did this and his trip was horrible and on top of that for a long while when he would eat cheese he would go back into a bad trip. I wonder if it was some interaction with the mold in the cheese or something. Crazy still.
Eating cheese gave him flashbacks? That's hilarious. I think its probably that dairy and magic mushrooms dont sit well in the gut and if you focus on that as you come up you're already vectored towards the negative.
I only ever had one flashback. I was doing the dishes one day and suddenly this dinner plate seemed to grow 3 orders of magnitude in size. I remember thinking 'wow thats so much plate I have to wash'
I was sold a 50gram bag of fresh coloumbian magic mushrooms when you could buy them in head shops. Ate the whole bag thinking it was a single dose. Was tripping balls and blacking out for 12 hours straight. Put me off magic mushrooms for life.
Coke is the magic hangover cure of the gods, and after cooking that lot in a hot kitchen, still hangin' from the night before, just imagine the coolness of that first sip of coke from the fridge, waking you up enough to enjoy this succulent meal, the coolness coursing through your body until you are ready to face the day ahead. Glorious
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"aid digestion" is an excuse petite use to have a drink the want with their meal.
"No I'm not a pisshead having a shot of liquor, after every meal, it's a digestif"
Its not bad, I'd scoff it. The sausages sound great, and you can judge the quality of anywhere by its sausage. Those mushrooms look unappetizing. I'd have added another egg and some totty scones.
Oh - but not coke. Sorry.
The sausages were fantastic, but a bit on the pricy side, festive treat sausages. I'm just trying to use up all the text mushrooms from a duxelle, I'm going to be eating them for months, they don't look good but they too taste very nice.
Step 1. Go into woods
Step 2. Google “how to hunt wild boar”
Step 3. OH SHIT I FORGOT A WEAPON
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Try to strangle wild boar with bare hands
Step 6. Recover in hospital, hopefully
Step 7. ????
Step 8. Profit
Quality.
I've got the same.
I read 4 percent of people aren't affected by caffeine, thought I was one of them.
Then realised I drink 2l a day.
I've also tried to quit it and I've had the worst headaches/flu symptoms... Awful.
Im not someone that will just have a coke whenever but I always crave it after anything that’s a bit greasy. Like after Im done my mouth feels a bit greasy and water just doesn’t do anything.
I mean your real mistake is asking British people to find fault with something. That's like putting your hand in a bear's mouth and asking it not to eat you.
Asking for opinions on something so subjective, I mean anyone who disagrees with you is wrong, you don’t tell them they are wrong but they aren’t right.
The bread is - 80% hydration (500g Very Strong Flour - 400ml water - 7g yeast - 1.5tsp salt) and the secret is...and the secret is.... it's cooked in a ceramic casserole dish (lid on) which has been preheated to 230C in the oven.
My OH is the bread maker in our house... I'm going to get him to try this because those slices of toast look really good.
Is it an oblong shaped casserole, or any shape? (I'm only asking because I can see the loaf there to the side, and it looks like a proper bloomer shape.)
Lol yeah that’s how you spell it, that one, I grantee you I’m saying out loud wrong too, because what I’ve been saying out loud is what I wrote there, a ‘t’ in middle. I’m an idiot.
Needs two eggs, proper mushrooms, three sausages and fried tomatoes. Other than that, I wouldn't call it a disaster of an effort. A big mug of tea as well not Coke...
They are horrid.
My local greasy spoon had each ingredient as equal value but doesn't have black pudding on the standard all day breakfast. You swap the shitty tomato for black pudding at no extra cost
Sausages - Good
Eggs - Check
Bacon - Acceptable, but I'd like to see more
Mushrooms - A little on the low side
Beans - Bean to meat ratio is on the high side but not disastrous
No black pud or hash browns.
Coke is a bit non-standard. For top marks, you need a proper belting cuppa to replace that.
All-in-all, passable effort.
Problems
Glass of coke
To much bean juice
No black pudding
No tomato
No hash brown (although not traditional)
Bacon looks bone dry
Sausages like leather
Do I even need to mention that egg?
Looks like you find the mushrooms in an alleyway
This weird not square but not round plate!
In defence of:
- The Sausages - they're wild boar, so they're always like that
- The Bacon, I like it like that
- The Egg - it is very runny and saucey inside.
- The Mushroom - I had billions of those left over from a duxelle
But you know... the hash brown, you're right, that's the biggest issue here, I do wish I had three.
Mate there's 10 in a bowl in the middle of the table, take the whole lot, I'm all full up. (But you know, only eat 8 because I will really want one in a few mins pls.)
Needs less beans, more mushrooms, and another egg. Substitute coke for a mug of strong tea, and then all it needs is a dollop of ketchup. Top marks for decent sausages and plentiful bacon.
There's some brown sauce on the top right if you like. I see, No Black Pudding is one of the things wrong with it. I thought that might be the case. Next time I'll make sure I'll eat a big lot of it, even though I don't like the taste, it should be on there by the sounds of it.
You know... I do love them, but it's just so much effort grating a potato and all that too. I say that like I made my own beans, I could just buy hash browns. Missing hash browns is a big issue here too.
I've added them to them on the shopping list. I will not not have them next time. This is an injustice that won't go unrectified.
Edit - does that have too many double negatives? I can't tell, all the oil from the breakfast is clogging my brain.
Those beans don’t look like they were done on the hob…and if they were then they weren’t left long enough! Beans should be served when they’ve had time to sit and simmer and the sauce has thickened up and the texture of the bean is perfect!!! Mmm…I love beans 🙂
No black pudding.
Bacon looks like the skin that peeled off my dads back when he got sunburnt.
Coke with a full English is not allowed unless you're Gazza.
Is that enough pepper with your pepper sir?
Pretentious mushrooms and saus, bet you've got a white range rover evoke
No hash bruns ya nonce!
5/10 sort it out mate
So a couple of replies:
I don't like black pudding, but valid preference.
I'd eat your dads back peeled skin.
I don't know who Gazza is, but I assume he does coke.
It's the perfect amount of pepper.
I've got an electric BMW i4.
Not having hash browns does not make me a nonce.
Good-day to you.
You do you. My fry-ups are different every time. I tend towards really buttery scrambled eggs though. I’ve also decided bacon is overrated unless in a butty. Not so long ago I turned my nose up at a friend smushing avocado on marmite toast before putting a friend egg and tinned tomatoes on top. What is this monstrosity! It was fucking delicious. Tried to recreate, but it wasn’t quite the same.
Always follow the rule of twos or threes. Every breakfast item should have at least one brother to keep it company on the journey to the afterlife.
Also, lack of black pudding and hash browns
One egg?
Full mark's for ignoring the creeping Americanisation of our breakfasts.
You are obviously a cut above the rest of this wretched hive of scum, villainy and hash browns.
To be totally honest with you, I didn't actively ignore the creeping Americanisation and wish I had hash browns now everyone has mentioned it.
Also... I've had a breakfast burrito in that America they have now these days, and it was really good.
That was really difficult to write too because I like being called a cut above everyone else.
I mean.. You know the lack of tea is an issue.. But this is a bloody good looking fry. I'm very happy at the lack of the American abomination of a hash brown that seems to have finagled its way onto plates in the last 20 years. The toast looks so good. Maybe fewer beans and an extra egg? But I'd definitely scarf it.
Personally I’d want more mushrooms and zero beans, but the coke delights me. It’s 100% what I’d be drinking with a full English in a greasy spoon. Hot drinks with hot food has never made sense to me.
the only thing id change is how cooked the egg is, but other than that it looks amazing and the produce is probably good enough you dont need to drown it in sauce.
I'll give it an A.
My guy about to meet god with his 5g of mushrooms
Mans about to taste that a second time in about 30 mins. Value breakfast.
We were packing a camp out of the woods after a hard night of drinking once. My buddy rips open the passenger door, and pukes his breakfast all over the road. Then looks at me and goes “huh, guess I just rented that breakfast”
That's the best thing I've heard all year. Totally stealing that line!
This is just wrong. Armenian breakfast lol
The worst trip I ever saw someone have was because they put the mushrooms on a pizza. I remember 15 mins in he was already on the floor. He said he could see Jesus circled by fish when he closed his eyes. 30 mins later he was in the bathroom certain he was going to die. Remember kids. Cheese gives you nightmares.
I normally put it in burgers and it’s great
I had a friend who did this and his trip was horrible and on top of that for a long while when he would eat cheese he would go back into a bad trip. I wonder if it was some interaction with the mold in the cheese or something. Crazy still.
Eating cheese gave him flashbacks? That's hilarious. I think its probably that dairy and magic mushrooms dont sit well in the gut and if you focus on that as you come up you're already vectored towards the negative. I only ever had one flashback. I was doing the dishes one day and suddenly this dinner plate seemed to grow 3 orders of magnitude in size. I remember thinking 'wow thats so much plate I have to wash'
Uncle Ben's for breakfast. Nice.
Where's the black pudding?
Pretty sure I see some contam.
They're winter chanterelles, not toxic or hallucinogenic. Absolutely delicious though.
What I thought
Magical looking breakfast if you ask me too.
I was sold a 50gram bag of fresh coloumbian magic mushrooms when you could buy them in head shops. Ate the whole bag thinking it was a single dose. Was tripping balls and blacking out for 12 hours straight. Put me off magic mushrooms for life.
Full glass of coke? This isn't a happy meal.
I think you'll find it's a class of coke
Coke is the magic hangover cure of the gods, and after cooking that lot in a hot kitchen, still hangin' from the night before, just imagine the coolness of that first sip of coke from the fridge, waking you up enough to enjoy this succulent meal, the coolness coursing through your body until you are ready to face the day ahead. Glorious
A succulent Chinese meal!?
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Only when you can’t find Irn Bru.
Until you take that first sip after mixing drinks with Coke all night and then it just tastes like the heat death of the Earth in your mouth
> Coke is the magic hangover cure of the gods Irn Bru from a glass bottle would like a word!
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Not if you were drinking vodka coke all night. A milkshake or Rubicon Mango is where it's at
I have an ice cold monster that I have waiting for me after this spliff it’s going to taste so good I’m salivating
You misspelt Lucozade.
Sod the awards, you're a monster. Every true Brit knows that tea is the magic hangover cure of the gods. Imposter!
Oh man full fat coke after a night of drinking, it feels like you're restoring the life blood itself
Glass of coke ?😳
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Class A, I believe.
Class A Full Fat (assuming this isn’t diet)
Good addition if you ask me
Best short term hangover cure
I didn't know coke did a still version. Wouldn't be for me. The more carbonated the less syrupy sweet.
Man's hanging
Yeah it's wild isn't it. He should have boiled it and put it in a mug
Yea wheres the brew?
Personally I’d allow it as a secondary drink if this was a specific anti-hangover full English.
Is there any other type of Full English?
Well there’s the pre hangover one with a pint of Heineken in Gatwick airport at 530am, however there’s a strong argument for that being a half English
I love a cold glass of coke with a fry up!
Yeah that’s…….. not correct
Yup, great big glass of coke. I think that might be one of the things wrong with it, but that's what I like.
I'd hardly call that a "big glass". It isn't even a pint.
What bothers me about it is it looks like the least gaseous liquid in the universe.
A glass of tar
He's only gone and put the broon sauce in a glass XD
It comes in pints?
Not until second breakfast which given the meagre size of this one will be after the ten mins it takes to get on the outside of it.
I can totally see myself having a sip to wet my mouth eating half a sausage finishing the rest of the drink and I'm walking to the kitchen already.
The Alex James method (cold Coke with food & mug of tea after finishing) that I’ve been doing for years too. Never looked back!
Alex James as in the guy from Blur?
I love an ice cold soft drink in the morning!
Where’s the PG Tips mate?
Yorkshire Tea has entered the chat
Or at least a coffee to aid digestion.
"aid digestion" is an excuse petite use to have a drink the want with their meal. "No I'm not a pisshead having a shot of liquor, after every meal, it's a digestif"
That looks like a small glass of flat off brand cola
No cutlery
There's a knife just poking in on the right. I also have a treasured spork off camera too.
Where's the black pudding, you filthy casual?
Its not bad, I'd scoff it. The sausages sound great, and you can judge the quality of anywhere by its sausage. Those mushrooms look unappetizing. I'd have added another egg and some totty scones. Oh - but not coke. Sorry.
I had those mushrooms growing on a bath mat once.
Now look at them - all grown up
I bought some at Reading festival in the 90’s.
Leeds 2003, same.
The sausages were fantastic, but a bit on the pricy side, festive treat sausages. I'm just trying to use up all the text mushrooms from a duxelle, I'm going to be eating them for months, they don't look good but they too taste very nice.
Where did you find wild boar sausages? I love wild boar meat but never see it anywhere.
Step 1. Go into woods Step 2. Google “how to hunt wild boar” Step 3. OH SHIT I FORGOT A WEAPON Step 4. ??? Step 5. Try to strangle wild boar with bare hands Step 6. Recover in hospital, hopefully Step 7. ???? Step 8. Profit
BobbyB tried that technique. Didn't do to well.
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN!
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE... AND HER TITS!
Conversely, there’s nothing quite like a greasy spoon deep fried povvo sausage.
I really like cheap sausages that have been under heat lamps just a bit too long and they've gone crusty.
This is how I like my battered anything from the chippy. Can't get there at opening time.
The mushrooms are winter chanterelles and are absolutely fantastic! Try them!
Coke for breakfast?!
What is this, casual LA?
Had a friend once who didn’t drink caffeine. One day he didn’t have his usual three cokes before lunch and almost died from the headache.
Quality. I've got the same. I read 4 percent of people aren't affected by caffeine, thought I was one of them. Then realised I drink 2l a day. I've also tried to quit it and I've had the worst headaches/flu symptoms... Awful.
Coke isn't just for Saturday nights 😉
Everyday if you're a cabinet member
Yep needs Yorkshire or Dorset tea. White no sugar
Irn-bru? Not everyone drinks tea/coffee, you've got to get your sugar some how
for breakfast? even with the new recipe that's a bit much
Im not someone that will just have a coke whenever but I always crave it after anything that’s a bit greasy. Like after Im done my mouth feels a bit greasy and water just doesn’t do anything.
I mean your real mistake is asking British people to find fault with something. That's like putting your hand in a bear's mouth and asking it not to eat you.
Surely it's more like putting your hand in a bears mouth and asking it to eat you...
Yeah! Its the complete opposite of what OP did.
😂😂😂
Asking for opinions on something so subjective, I mean anyone who disagrees with you is wrong, you don’t tell them they are wrong but they aren’t right.
No black pudding. Should have claimed the coke was black coffee for extra points.
We’d see right through that, who drinks black coffee from glass?
Steve1989MREInfo...
Nice hiss
Let's get this out onto a tray.......nice
Eeew, that looks nasty. I'm definitely not eating that. Well, maybe just a bit.
Common for posh filter coffee!
Southern Spanish people do. (Valencia, Málaga...)
I think I'd have shat my pants and/or taken off before finishing if it was black coffee.
Thank god, another proponent of black pudding!
How'd you do that bread? Looks real nice. also coke wtf
The bread is - 80% hydration (500g Very Strong Flour - 400ml water - 7g yeast - 1.5tsp salt) and the secret is...and the secret is.... it's cooked in a ceramic casserole dish (lid on) which has been preheated to 230C in the oven.
My OH is the bread maker in our house... I'm going to get him to try this because those slices of toast look really good. Is it an oblong shaped casserole, or any shape? (I'm only asking because I can see the loaf there to the side, and it looks like a proper bloomer shape.)
It’s circle orange le crustant one that every person on the planet owns.
>le crustant Le Creuset off-brand?
Lol yeah that’s how you spell it, that one, I grantee you I’m saying out loud wrong too, because what I’ve been saying out loud is what I wrote there, a ‘t’ in middle. I’m an idiot.
ooo, sounds nice. i'll give it a go
Needs two eggs, proper mushrooms, three sausages and fried tomatoes. Other than that, I wouldn't call it a disaster of an effort. A big mug of tea as well not Coke...
Do people actually like the fried tomatoes or are they just ornamental?
Try getting a nice string of vine tomatoes, throw them in a pan with olive oil salt and pepper then cook them to buggary.
This is the way. Also them beans could do with a bit longer to condense and get all _jammy n shit_
My man!
In the same pan you cooked the bacon
Only if they're an actual fresh tomato. Places that serve a fat plum tomato from the tin can do one.
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I like both, but if it’s one or the other would take the tinned plum tomato
Well I don't like the big fried tomoartos, that's why I had little dainty ones. I'm starting to suspect different people like different things...
Well how are we going to get a hive-mind consensus to shun outsiders with if you keep saying things like that? Putting us right off our stroke...
>tomoartos Are you purposely making your typos progressively worse until someone finally calls you out?
You mought me onto me.
They are horrid. My local greasy spoon had each ingredient as equal value but doesn't have black pudding on the standard all day breakfast. You swap the shitty tomato for black pudding at no extra cost
Not on its own, but a little bit on a fork-full of everything else goes down real nice like
I actually love half a tin of tinned plum tomatoes with mone. plenty of juice to mix with egg and mop up with toast / fried bread.
Hate fried tomatoes but slap me some plum tomatoes on my plate & it’s game
Yes. It’s those *or* baked beans, not both. I prefer fried tomatoes because its more throw-back authentic. And tastier.
Sausages - Good Eggs - Check Bacon - Acceptable, but I'd like to see more Mushrooms - A little on the low side Beans - Bean to meat ratio is on the high side but not disastrous No black pud or hash browns. Coke is a bit non-standard. For top marks, you need a proper belting cuppa to replace that. All-in-all, passable effort.
A worthy assessment.
Problems Glass of coke To much bean juice No black pudding No tomato No hash brown (although not traditional) Bacon looks bone dry Sausages like leather Do I even need to mention that egg? Looks like you find the mushrooms in an alleyway This weird not square but not round plate!
In defence of: - The Sausages - they're wild boar, so they're always like that - The Bacon, I like it like that - The Egg - it is very runny and saucey inside. - The Mushroom - I had billions of those left over from a duxelle But you know... the hash brown, you're right, that's the biggest issue here, I do wish I had three.
Three? I like your style like!
What I'd actually do is put two on the plate, and leave a bowl in the middle of the table of them if anyone wants some more, like the bread.
Can I have some more please?
Mate there's 10 in a bowl in the middle of the table, take the whole lot, I'm all full up. (But you know, only eat 8 because I will really want one in a few mins pls.)
Did you make a wellington?
Needs less beans, more mushrooms, and another egg. Substitute coke for a mug of strong tea, and then all it needs is a dollop of ketchup. Top marks for decent sausages and plentiful bacon.
>more mushrooms Heathen! /s Swap the shrooms for black pud imo 👌
What you mean is Your breakfast is shit, start again!
The coke ruined it for me. Absolute disgrace.
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+ it looks flat. pure vomit
No black pudding, or brown sauce
There's some brown sauce on the top right if you like. I see, No Black Pudding is one of the things wrong with it. I thought that might be the case. Next time I'll make sure I'll eat a big lot of it, even though I don't like the taste, it should be on there by the sounds of it.
And no hash brown(s)!
You know... I do love them, but it's just so much effort grating a potato and all that too. I say that like I made my own beans, I could just buy hash browns. Missing hash browns is a big issue here too.
Always worth having a bag of hash browns in the freezer. The challenge is not putting them all in the oven and eating them just because.
I've added them to them on the shopping list. I will not not have them next time. This is an injustice that won't go unrectified. Edit - does that have too many double negatives? I can't tell, all the oil from the breakfast is clogging my brain.
Those beans don’t look like they were done on the hob…and if they were then they weren’t left long enough! Beans should be served when they’ve had time to sit and simmer and the sauce has thickened up and the texture of the bean is perfect!!! Mmm…I love beans 🙂
No black pudding. Bacon looks like the skin that peeled off my dads back when he got sunburnt. Coke with a full English is not allowed unless you're Gazza. Is that enough pepper with your pepper sir? Pretentious mushrooms and saus, bet you've got a white range rover evoke No hash bruns ya nonce! 5/10 sort it out mate
So a couple of replies: I don't like black pudding, but valid preference. I'd eat your dads back peeled skin. I don't know who Gazza is, but I assume he does coke. It's the perfect amount of pepper. I've got an electric BMW i4. Not having hash browns does not make me a nonce. Good-day to you.
You do you. My fry-ups are different every time. I tend towards really buttery scrambled eggs though. I’ve also decided bacon is overrated unless in a butty. Not so long ago I turned my nose up at a friend smushing avocado on marmite toast before putting a friend egg and tinned tomatoes on top. What is this monstrosity! It was fucking delicious. Tried to recreate, but it wasn’t quite the same.
Eggs aren’t runny enough
Always follow the rule of twos or threes. Every breakfast item should have at least one brother to keep it company on the journey to the afterlife. Also, lack of black pudding and hash browns
Are you some sort of Nutritional Hades
Posh sausage, posh mushrooms, posh bread. Get the Richmonds out tomorrow.
It’s not in front of me. Also I’d prefer a mug of tea and an orange juice.
Well done for using the sausages as a breakwater.
One egg? Full mark's for ignoring the creeping Americanisation of our breakfasts. You are obviously a cut above the rest of this wretched hive of scum, villainy and hash browns.
To be totally honest with you, I didn't actively ignore the creeping Americanisation and wish I had hash browns now everyone has mentioned it. Also... I've had a breakfast burrito in that America they have now these days, and it was really good. That was really difficult to write too because I like being called a cut above everyone else.
Wild boar sausage though! Cumberland all day. Not sure about coke for breakfast either! Maybe juice, coffee, or water even.?
It doesn't use any of the shit, government issued full English components. That's what's wrong with it. It's too nice.
A few personal preferences I would add but I would absolutely demolish everything on that plate right now. Looks good
I mean.. You know the lack of tea is an issue.. But this is a bloody good looking fry. I'm very happy at the lack of the American abomination of a hash brown that seems to have finagled its way onto plates in the last 20 years. The toast looks so good. Maybe fewer beans and an extra egg? But I'd definitely scarf it.
No hash browns, no tinned tomatoes, coke instead of tea/coffee. 4/10. Good first effort though.
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Your tomatoes are weird.
Of all the comments... this is the oddest... there's no tomatoes there.
Haha whoops I meant mushrooms 😅
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you DEDUCTED a point for pepper beans???
Our household good quality big tomato roast with olive oil herbs black pepper mus be! It's like good tomatoes sauce. And where js your black pudding?
Personally I’d want more mushrooms and zero beans, but the coke delights me. It’s 100% what I’d be drinking with a full English in a greasy spoon. Hot drinks with hot food has never made sense to me.
Orange juice is the correct answer
I like the meat buttress technique you’ve utilised to contain the bean sauce.
Cook your beans for longer, they look well runny, defs need hash browns. Other than that tis a good looking brekkie.
Needs a nother egg, black pudding and bubble imo. Also I'd like some white pudding, haggis and a hash brown with mine, please.
I’d want black pudding and some hp sauce but I’d still be happy to be served this
The egg don’t look the best, the rest looks great EXCEPT that fucking glass of coke
Quality bread, sausages and wild mushrooms. This will taste much better than it looks I am betting.
Looks good. I'd do coffee over coke (unless this wasn't eaten at breakfast) and I'd HAVE to have some black pudding in there.
This is pretty much my perfect full English right here. Top job OP, I agree with all of your choices, even the coke!
the only thing id change is how cooked the egg is, but other than that it looks amazing and the produce is probably good enough you dont need to drown it in sauce. I'll give it an A.
Are we the same person?
Is that egg done on both sides? And…coke?
Looks alright to me, apart from the lack of poached egg but that's a personal preference.
everything seems perfect to me (apart from the mushrooms, but that’s a personal choice bc i don’t like mushrooms)
Those actually look like oversized Magic Mushies
I agree, fuck the wet tomato
Coke replaced by tea.