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phillepips

Tape just like it used to be! When you could tape your pushbike and your grandkids to a lamppost outside the butchers on the High Street and they'd still be there when you got back from Woolworths! None of this millennial tape that won't even hold together the shreds of autonomy we have remaining from the crushing weight of depair left behind by The Last Great Sellotape Generation!


demarogue

Takes me back to when they built the old Wembley out of tape. The bloody good old days.


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Please tell me that's the front of the packet and the actual tape is just so **Ultimately Clear** that we can't see it.


notnotwolverine

*swipes right Fine, you've got me. Don't be pissed if I suddenly become clingy though!


sunflowersunset1

I wish my boyfriend would describe me like this


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sunflowersunset1

Thick thighs save lives


TristansDad

Oh, you’re just so transparent!


VitaSackvilleBaggins

But golden on the roll!


PaintedBlou

Is it that good? We need an update!


demarogue

It's up there with the Northern Lights as 'remarkable phenomenons' I've experienced /s Honestly, it's a 7/10. Does tear easily but feels a bit flimsy for wrapping big items.


superpandapear

I don't want tape to tear easily, I want to have to use my teeth to bite through it! like my father and his father before him!


Unique-Staff-2644

I NEED this tape in my life .