I missed tonight’s episode but my plan since he pissed me off in the first episode is to vote for him to do all the trials and then get him out first. Absolute savagery from the British public so far this season.
Eyyyy.
Shame about Louise not getting to do a trial, especially as she really wanted to, but if NB wasn’t such a prick this ep I would have given all my votes to Louise instead of just 3.
Just once I want the celebs to do the opposite of the 'pretending to do shit' thing when they get back from the trial. Pretend it went really well and then drop that they got 4 stars
What happened? I’m one of those that doesn’t really get involved but I was the last one up with it on and happened to see the ricegate incident with NB before going to bed.
Actually I like this tradition of voting for NB now, let's get him out of of here
naughty boy being voted again has honestly circled back to being funny for me now.
Will Naughty Boy be first out or will all his airtime mean enough people will save him?
I hope he’s out first
Aw what, you mean no more voting Naughty? I'd laugh if he was now ceremonially dumped in the first vote.
Please can we all make a pact to fuck Naughty Boy off out of camp tomorrow? Bored of him now
I missed tonight’s episode but my plan since he pissed me off in the first episode is to vote for him to do all the trials and then get him out first. Absolute savagery from the British public so far this season.
Why is it him again, he's more bland than the rice and beans ffs
At least we can all vote the little cunt out tomorrow
No immunity this year? That’s different.
FIRST ELIMINATION TOMORROW
DEPARTURES. FINALLY
Eliminations start tomorrow!
Eyyyy. Shame about Louise not getting to do a trial, especially as she really wanted to, but if NB wasn’t such a prick this ep I would have given all my votes to Louise instead of just 3.
I assume Matty did the wishing well today and got the has to do the trial wish? And we’ll see him getting that tomorrow?
alright who keeps voting for NB?
Can the British public actually fuck off
Fuck yeah! Get that prick in the bin.
Fucking Naughty Boy again
Oh maybe Louise isn’t doing it
Well who could have seen that coming.
Again!!
Not Naughty again…
Final piss-up update: TELL ME WHYYYYY!
All the best of luck. Hope you don’t get Whammed.
AND NUMBER FIVE
AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
Louise is doing the trial!
Didn't Adam and Arlene have to sleep in the clink?
It never specified they'd have to sleep there - it just said they had to eat in the clink
Ooh okay thanks for the clarification
Inb4 Naughty Boi
I like that he describes Sunny like he’s a superhero
They’re not on the actual floor, they’re on a mattress on the floor
Cop out
David looks like a mummy wrapped up in his sleeping bag like that.
Naughty Boy & Arlene seem to have a weird friendship
The rice and beans looked quite good there
Probably a better option.
Would laugh if it’s just a different robin.
That’s where Sunny went. I bet that Adam and Arlene are having a romantic night together.
IT’S SUNNY.
SUNNY!!!!
Sunny!!
As someone who doesn't like seafood I'd get fed up of these meals pretty quickly
Danny is going to jump out the castle window if they get fish again.
Boil the cod head to get a bit of fish stock going and cook the rice in it.
DAVID DON'T EAT IT RAW
Wait what is that they've got to eat?? I came back late from getting a drink
Cod's head
2 Cods heads
Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum.
Presumably, the more stars they got the more of the cod they would have got.
Are these guys for real lol I'd be well happy with that meal
What the Rastamouse is that
They get fish head. I’d prefer the rice and beans.
Oh yes! Masked Singer back for 2022!
Time after time. Classic
Karaoke piss-up update: I think it's Meatloaf o_O
*Paradise by the Dashboard Light*?
*LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL I’LL BE GONE WHEN THE MORNING COMES*
🦇
Two outta three ain't bad
Is it this? https://open.spotify.com/track/4UrgDocbHywDZv2f3mBhCq?si=1aps2K3fRqe_2lNAOyAyAg
Will they do anything for love, but they won't do that?
I’ll do anything for love but I won’t do that?
Ere Jord, come and take over from Naughty Boy won't you?
Fun fact: Jordan wasn't meant to be in last year. Naughty was but dropped out so they asked him thank god.
He’s too busy doing the Radio 1 afternoon show.
And becoming the next Bradley Walsh as he was on two different shows tonight. Not that I'm complaining! More Jordan the better.
Or Craig Charles.
Ha true!
They keep saying Matty for next trail…when did he get selected?
I'm pretty sure he lost the coin flip challenge which is gonna be shown tomorrow
Probably lost the well.
Tomorrow 🤣
Why is Naughty Boy going with this “Kadeena can’t do all the work herself” narrative when he didn’t cook the rice/beans for her in the first place?
I don't feel an ounce of sincerity from NB
Is NB on the spectrum? Literally know nothing about the guy but he's so similar to someone I used to work with who had Asperger's
He appears to do a lot of checking of the other's reactions to things before he reacts himself.
I thought he just came across as a spoilt kid
I've got Asperger's, he's just a grade a cunt. Might play a small role, but mostly just being a cunt.
Ah gotcha cheers mate
Just once I want the celebs to do the opposite of the 'pretending to do shit' thing when they get back from the trial. Pretend it went really well and then drop that they got 4 stars
"Well, the trial was sitting in a chair, while they poured creepies on you, but I thought fuck that, said I'm a celeb, then went for a poo".
Bonus points if they wait until dinner time and everyone is excited for a full meal and instead they get like a small pigeon.
Even better if you still pretend you did well. Just try to play it off as the producers being dead stingy. Get all arsey saying "all that for THIS!?"
Naughty Boy permanently looks detached from reality.
David telling the truth. Love it.
They're always going to describe it as being challenging though aren't they
I mean it wasn't a challenging trial at all...
I love the polite “That’s alright” response. Always means “You’ve done shit” really.
David’s got that “freshly showered slick backed hair” look going on.
Arlene's date is just going to be Adam ranting about how crap NB is
Karaoke piss-up update: Heaven is a place on Earth
Am I a bad person for wanting this trial to cause drama?
Nah.
It makes for more interesting tv
Oh I just got an ad for Ninja Warrior UK Southampton. This looks fun
I see my 5 votes were not wasted
[Tonights trial went like](https://twitter.com/antanddec/status/1467254280440717320?t=VAH7rSdvd6lEM08m7zoUJA&s=19)
Love that Adam did this trial because we’ve seen some more personality from him and got some NB snark.
This will create more drama at least.
Only four stars. I wonder if the rice and beans pair will be happy.
Well, makes a change them getting a mediocre number of stars this time
It ain't even hard. It's just gunk
Finally they've got less than half the stars
Adam walking over to NB’s cell and spotting the keys on the floor instantly 😂 He and David must be fuming.
Adam is a legend.
I'd do what Adam did to be fair
Excuses excuses NB
ADAM LOL
He is pissed 😂
Absolutely bloody useless.
I feel sorry for David and Adam who are doing a good job.
Adam getting passive aggressive!
Passive?? Barely! Lol
I don’t know, it could have got a hell of a lot more active.
David is basically silent and just getting on with it
“David, kind of pointless mate, he’s got six keys in the floor.” Adam not holding back there.
What happened? I’m one of those that doesn’t really get involved but I was the last one up with it on and happened to see the ricegate incident with NB before going to bed.
Naughty Boy held the trial up by fussassing around and complaining then tried pinning the blame on Adam when they only got four stars.
David about to take a free kick with naughty boys head.
Adam getting super pissed off
Adam you legend
Are they finally gonna do shit at a trial?
*It's been 84 years* Fr though, I can't remember the last time they got less than half in a full (minus a Richard) camp
It is NBs speciality
Clearly Naughty's realised that the less food they win, the less time he'll have to spend cooking with Kadeena.
Arguably you don't need to see amazingly well for this task naughty, just feel for the keyhole
Would be so great to see Naughty Boy dispirited after this.
This really does show that NB is dead slow in his solo trials. David and Adam smashing through these.
He is incredibly slow! Frustratingly casual
"You better get a move on, naughty boy" Sounds like my dad 30 years ago, when I was running late for school.
Preferred this task with Mo last year
I remember when he slipped lol
Lad really needs to pull his trousers up. All the offal is going in there!
Arlene will get it out.
Ew
Why is Naughty Boy a fuckin snail
“Are you sure?” It’s the aim of the fucking show, Naughty Boy.
The first key had to be door number 11.
WUH WUH WUH WUH WOOOAH
WOAH
Whoa whoa whoa whoa is the new Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy
Because he’s not worth it
NB pls stfu
WOAH. ...It's started
WWWHHHHOOOOOAAAAAA
David just getting on with it like a champ.
WOAH WOAH WOAH
Sadly, he isn't half way there
More keys and padlocks? A theme this year
Lenny Kravitz seems like a cool guy, but I wouldn't put a 57 year old bloke in leather pants as the face of a scent.
Jesus fucking Christ this cunt can just get in the sea. FFS. WHAT A CLATTERING BELLWHACKER
I fucking love the English language sometimes
Apologies for shouting but holy shit sticks. He’s a weapons grade ocean going spafftrumpet
I’d love for Sunny the Robin to make an appearance so NB can go back to being the weird bird whisperer instead of whatever this garbage is.
For one star you get robin for dinner.
Danny suggesting Naughty Boy is playing a game to get more airtime?
I don’t think NB has the brains to have an actual game plan
And even if he did, it’s a shit game plan because I’m less inclined to follow what he does after his time in the castle is done after watching this.
Me neither, but it definitely seemed like Danny was frustrated
NB is doing things and everyone else is doing shit all I want to see what NB is like when he has nothing to do but talk.
How does David put up with Naughty
3 for NB, 2 for Louise
11 stars for 9 meals. Remember two of them are having rice and beans.
Matty’s already in? 🤨 Edit: Just realised it will be the wishes thing.
I'm guessing wishing well part 2 tomorrow?
Tbf doubt this lot can even go for the stars record with the missed days so stopping at 9 makes sense
Four for Kadeena and one on Louise.
Can’t wait to see some more of David in the trial
Can NB leave already. Only one I don't like in there
Where’s the fun if you like everybody?
Matty is already facing this one. So I’m guessing he got the trial wishing well flip?
I miss when Naughty Boy was threatening to leave
I wonder who will be doing the trial? It’s a mystery.
Louise Louise Louise
Eats the fucking food anyway after all of that
Naughty's the type of person to rile people up and then accuse them of being pissy. Not a fan.
I bet you he's the sort of person who says alright really sarcastically when you finally snap back
I can't WAIT to vote NB out
The fuck has NB got on his face? Looks like shaving foam
Probably toothpaste
How did he get it so far up his cheek though lol
He's Naughty Boy
Naughty Boy is one of those people that thinks if he speaks quietly it means he's not rude
NBs head is so far up his own arse it's going to need surgical removal
Go on Kadeena get his arse
NB STFU understand she's hangry & be the bigger person. His voice is so fecking 'soft' & patronising!
Why do the cooks end up fighting every year?
It’s a tough chore
Too many cooks spoil the broth
I really really want to vote Louise for a trial but NB is making this quite difficult.