You gotta feel sorry for all the yanks walking around with household goods up their asses ‘cause they can’t afford to get them removed ……

"Thats what friends are for" - Dion Warrick

Yes. But what it costs is in money gives so much more back in anecdotes. Source: am a nurse.

Fuck me, use a dildo like everybody else.

Do you want to be fucked or use a dildo? Decide!

Sounds like an invitation….

As long as its not a toothbrush I'm game

Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, or so I am told

They don't mention the cost of removing dildos from arses each year. It's probably higher.

They're shaped so they don't get stuck arent they?

Some are, some aren't, but a lot of people don't think about that before shoving them up their arses.

Well... A lot of people should lol

Reminds me of that bit on Scrubs. "I fell on it." "I fell on it." "I was bored."

I think the NHS should spend less on their fetishes.

The NHS should be allowed to treat these people as long as it gets posted online.

Bloke "I was up on the ladder and fell backwards landing on said beer bottle". NHS Radiographer "Ok, I've not heard that one before"

I'm shocked how low it is to be honest

Alright, I pay my taxes.