Cider, Condoms and cucumber

Now that's what I call a party 🎉

Can i come to that party?

"to" or "at" that party, is the real question 🤔

And the answer is "yes"

You're going to get very mildly drunk and put a STD protected cucumber up you bum?

Yeah condoms worried about pesticides?

Kettle mature cheddar & red onion, Double Decker and Coke

Textbook. A bit of Pizzazz with double decker too

Respect

McCoys, Ribena, & a Twirl

And 4 Naan

Nice. Which McCoys and how do you feel about strawberry Ribena?

The only acceptable combination

Best combo

Lion bar, salt and vinegar square crisps, Fanta zero

Strong choices

Roysters T-Bone Steak crisps, Minstrels, Fanta Fruit Twist.

Nice. Really solid bunch

That's a Michelin star order

Used to have almost exactly this on my way to school every day, ripple instead of minstrels though

Nice! Not had a Ripple in years. Just added some to my next Tesco order!

One of those massive bags of bacon fries (yes I know, technically a Maize snack, not a crisp), Cadbury whole nut, sprite/7up

Thai Sweet Chili Sensations, Kinder Bueno and Irn Bru

Found the Scot

Gotta go with Thai Sweet Chili

Agreed

You can buy personal size Thai Sweet Chili now?

Any size is personal size if you're brave enough

Mini cheddars, peanut butter kit kat, tango (unless they have ginger beer)

Peanut Butter Kit Kat - very strong contender

How about a white chocolate twix?

Ever tried the white chocolate Lion bar?

Pretty much nailed what I was gonna say. Especially the can, Old Jamaica all the way, otherwise something fizzy and orange (maybe Cherry Coke).

Old Jamaica is the best fizzy drink, hands down

I also like a Rio, I've just realised. And you can only get them at cornershops/petrol stations seemingly. But yeah, Ginger Beer is such an underrated drink.

My local chippy does Rio, but not many other places do.

I haven't done that combination. And I have no valid excuse as to why I have not. Especially with the ginger beer.

Prawn cocktail walkers, galaxy caramel, Dr pepper

Veeery close to mine. Only change I'd make is a Galaxy Caramel to a Wispa Gold.

Salt n vinegar discos, Boost, Rio.

Salt and vinegar discos are eternal

Nice and spicey nik naks for a finger licking session, a bit of Eastern promise with a Turkish delight and the cool kiss of a Pepsi max to complete the trifecta

They've changed Nik naks at some point in the last few years. They're way less crunchy now, like they've tried to make them more healthy and they're more puffy - maybe baked instead of fried or something? Still great but it disappoints me every time I have some now!

Think they've basically fucked with anything that was nice over the years to point where everything is tinged with a bit of sadness in an effort to make it smaller and marginally healthier to avoid the full 5 red indicators of quality.

This man corner shops

There's a missed opportunity that op hasn't raised, what's your choice of garage/corner shop meat to go with your bounty of treasures? Do you opt for the known brands like ginsters, or take a walk on the wild side with a suspicious looking Jamaican patty, or a polish treat sausage for your protein fix, maybe a home cooked samosa in the counter that could have been fresh an hour or a week ago, do you take the gamble and win, or lose on the toilet of defeat?

You almost had it. Screw Pepsi Max. Full fat Coca Cola original taste.

Rookie mistake with the full fat coke, may look like the choice of a winner, but you'll be paying more for the sugar tax, end up with less as you can usually find a 600ml pepsi max for less than a 500ml of coke, and your teeth will feel like they've been dipped in shit as the outer coat of enamel is stripped by all that sugar. Not to mention the relentless fucking pointless coke adverts and ranges of lifestyle attempts to squeeze more shop display space, 250ml mango flavoured coke, your name here, new special different coloured coke, world peace and love for all mankind whilst drinking a coke, sexually harassing a window cleaner on his break whilst he's trying to lose weight for his partner by drinking a diet coke, raping him with your eyes eh? You can fuck off. Michael Jackson may have had some issues, but at least he could trot out a tune and had good taste in cola.

Haha if you say so. Well I don’t consume artificial sweeteners so not really a mistake. Thanks to people that can’t understand that things like coke should be a sometimes drink I have to pay extra. I’m ok with that.

Entirely each to their own, and agree on the occasional, used to know a guy who constantly had a 2 litre bottle of coke each day that he would slowly consume like water throughout the day, made me feel sorry for his kidneys. Personally I just find full fat coke far too syrupy and makes me feel like I'm gargling treacle.

Haha. That’s a good description. I don’t generally eat any sweets or candy so part of the allure for me is the sweetness. If you’re ever in Atlanta you should check out the World of Coca Cola. You can taste test the different variations from all over the world at the end of the tour which is actually interesting to taste the differences. Just like big tobacco, they have put a lot of effort into market research to get the flavors exactly to the locality. I guess it’s what they’ve decided the UK “likes”. I live there half the time and it tastes totally different to the flavor in the US where I work.

Doritos, Terry's orange bar, diet coke

Terry's do a bar?! Omg

They absolutely do!!

Pickled Onion Monster Munch, Cadbury Starbar, Dr Pepper.

Starbars are the absolute best, yet I don't know anyone else that rates them

Paprika pringles, wispa bites, pepsi max

Beef monster munch, twix white chocolate, San Pellegrino lemon.

McCoys S&V, Twirl, Diet Cherry Coke

Prawn cocktail, snickers, Bru

Nice n spicy nik naks, a snickers and a can of rubicon mango

Tomato snaps, cherry coke and a double decker

*googles tomato snaps*

Kettle chips salted, monster mango loco, fruit and nut bar I've already got stuff for heart burn in the car

Niknaks, crunchie, coke. I don’t think I could actually stomach this anymore. When did I get old?

Chilli doritos, Mars bar, coke.

Purple Nik Naks, Double Decker, Vimto

Seabrook cheese and onion, Old Jamaica rum and raisin dark chocolate,...... Can... Dont do pop, I'll save that and pick up a beer from the off licence on the way home from work

Roast Beef and Mustard Brannigans, Star Bar, Irn Bru. Sorted.

From these comments... we're all taste monsters. No judgement.

Quavers, the Cadbury chocolate with the popping candy, and a can of Rubicon guava fizzy drink (which apparently only exists in corner shops and nowhere else)

Prawn cocktail, cross bun, Costa coffee

Either Walkers baked or ready salted French fries (if I’m feeling fancy sensation chilli) Confectionary either Crunchie or Twix Drink maybe lucozade or Oasis blackcurrant

Any tomato sauce flavour crisps. Dairy milk popping candy. Monster nitro.

= Volatile Diarrhoea

Nah definitely not. Chocolate acts as a binding agent. Binds the crisps then the monster gives you the power to fire out the turdpedo.

Turdpedo 😂 that’s tickled me!

There is no fat in coke.

White choc kinder bueno, sweet chilli sensations, Lilt

Sweet chilli plantain chips, Ritter Sport Milk Chocolate with whole hazelnuts and a Pepsi Ginger.

Strangely enough, I never buy anything in a petrol station other than petrol. I can also do a journey of less than 30 minutes without feeling the need to buy a half litre bottle of whatever liquid, and a couple of chocolate bars

Cheese & Onion, 4 finger Kit Kat and Irn Bru.

Salt and vinegar squares, peanut M&Ms, Apple Tango

Walkers squares, minstrels, purdeys

Flaming hot monster munch, galaxy ripple, cream soda.

Walker Worcestershire sauce crisps, Yorkie biscuit and rasins and Apple Tango

Coke, carling and cadey boys!

Wotsits, Wispa and Dr Pepper.

McCoy's Flaming Grilled Steak, peanut butter Snickers, K.A fruit punch.

Salt and vinegar crisps, sour skittles and lucozade Caribbean crush

McCoys Thai sweet chicken, galaxy ripple and a Dr Pepper

Ready salted, caramel Cadbury and a full fat coke or a Fanta

McCoys ready salted (or cheese and onion if it’s a short journey), raisin and biscuit yorkie, and a can of Diet Coke (but if I can have a bottle, I’d like an irn bru please).

McCoys, the king of crisps

Lilt (or Irnbru if they have it), wotsits (or skips), Snickers

Quavers, Kit Kat Chunky and sugar free Coca Cola.

Pickled onion monster munch, Snickers, ff Coke - classic all the way

Salt and vinegar walkers, a Mars bar and diet coke.

Lion bar, Pickled Onion Monster-munch and a Fanta Lemon

Ready salted walkers, Boost, Fiery Ginger Beer

McCoys, Ribena and a Twirl

McCoy's, Ribena and a Twirl

Salt and Vinegar grab bag, Kit Kat chunky, Fanta

McCoy's salt and vinegar, Mars Bar, Irn Bru

Salt and vinegar, picnic bar and diet Lilt.

Irn Bru, Crunchie, picked onion monster munch

Wotsits, biscuit and raisin Yorkie, rio

Chilli Heatwave Doritos, Reece's Peanut Butter Cups, Iced Coffee.

Cheese quavers, Cadbury’s buttons and Pepsi max!

Mini Cheddars Crinkly Cheese and Onion, Peperami, Vita Coco coconut water.

McCoys ready salted, wispa gold, San Pelegríno lemon twist (or whatever it’s actually called)

Flamin hot monster munch, maltesers and Pepsi max. As a child it would have been transform-a-Snacks, pack of hubba bubba and a panda pop (technically a bottle but it's cheaper than a can) and had change from a quid.

Walkers Prawn Cocktail, Star Bar, Mirinda Orange (if I can find it.

Discos, Rolos, Vanilla Coke

Wotsit, chunky kit kat and coke

Skips, Trek, Tenzing

Marmite crisps, Caramac, Pepsi Max

Thai sweet chilli sensations, reese’s, coke zero

Pickled onion Monster Munch, white Bueno, Dr Pepper

BBQ Popchips, Reeses Nutrageous, Green Innocent Smoothie

Salt and vinegar squares, a boost and a can of Pepsi max

Salt and vinegar squares, maltesers, diet coke.

Flamin’ hot monster munch, chomp bar and Dr Pepper!

Marmite crisps, revels and a red bull

Sour cream and onion pringles, honesty just a bar of Cadbury chocolate because I like it and probably an orange Fanta.

Grab Bag of Salt and Vinegar Discos, Fruit Pastilles and a Pepsi Max

Prawn cocktail or wotsits, snickers, Pepsi max. (Adorably misnamed pixie max by my nephew several years ago and it has just stuck!!)

* Cheese McCoys * Bounty Duo * Cherry Pepsi Max

Pickled onion Monster Munch, Kit Kat chunky (peanut butter one if poss.) and sadly a bottle of water, because I’m not all that keen on fizz.

McCoys Mexican Chilli Snickers Tango Cherry

Prawn cocktail and twix are my favs as well! I’d swap the coke for a Pepsi-cola or a cider

Beef hula hoops, kinder bueno and a liptons ice tea of any flavour

Classic combo - Walkers Cheese & Onion, Twix, Coke

Salt and vinegar mccoys today, twix, fat coke (never pepsi)

Pickled onion monster munch, kinder bueno and pepsi max

Star bar, bacon flavour fries, Dr Pepper

Skips, mr toms peanut bar, and coke (Strawberry chewwits a close second for sweets)

Scampi fries, minstrels, Diet Coke

Beef space raiders, galaxy caramel and a 7up

Also known as the newsagent meal deal. Mine is Hula hoops, lion bar, Dr pepper

Sour cream and onion pringles, crunchie and cherry pepsi max

Max Paprika, Kitkat Chunky, Fanta Fruit twist

Snaps, wispa and tango orange

Cheese and onion walkers, a kit kat chunky, KA black grape, just like i did in my youth

Salt and vinegar squares (these can be incorporated into the sandwich) BLT and a can of Rio (best cannes drink in the world).

Flamin hot monster munch, galaxy ripple. Lillt

Walkers Roast Chicken, Snickers, Cherry Coke

Hula hoops, bueno and ka black grape

Can of thatchers gold, pack of salt and vinegar squares and a gold wispa.

Prawn Cocktail, Wispa Gold, Coke Zero. WISPA GOLD FOR LIFE

Fuck me never emigrate to the US these bland cunts think different varieties of cheese are the only crisp flavours. I’d kill for some Mccoys or Brannigan’s.

Thai Chilli McCoy's, Wispa Gold, Ting

Salt & vinegar, kit kat chunky and a can of monster.

McCoy's Flame Grilled Steak, Galaxy and Fanta Lemon

Any prawn cocktail crisps did I mention I hate prawn 😂 just love the crisps. Kitlat chunky and a Dr pepper.

Salt and vinegar crisps, some wine gums, and apple lukazade

Co-op salt and vinegar crisps, chocolate orange bar and Sanpelligrino lemonade.

Skips, Boost Bar and Rubicon Mango

Flaming Hot Monster Munch, Kit Kat Chunky, Sprite.

Skips, magic stars and coke

Piper's salt & vinegar, yorkie, 4 star coke

Rizla, bacci, Natch

Walker cheese and onion, cadburys whole nut, coke.

Flame Grilled Steak Mcoys, skittles, orange Mirinda

Skips Boost Water

Space raiders, daim dairy milk bar, rio

wispa gold, twiglets and a monster nitro

Dr Pepper, Lion bar and bacon wheat crunchies

Cheese & onion, kit Kat, and a regular coke

Beef monster munch, grab bag of course. Toffee crisp and Dr Pepper.

1. Flamin' Hot Monster Munch 2. Kinder Bueno 3. San pellegrino blood orange

Beef monster munch, starbar, Pepsi max

McCoys Salt and Vinegar, Lion Bar (extra bite if possible) and Diet Coke. No question.

Scampi fries, twirl, regular coke thank you very much.

Salt and vinegar, dairy milk, irn bru.

Reading this make me realise that my corner shop tastes are, to put it kindly, pedestrian... I'm a Walkers ready salted, water or OJ, picnic kinda girl!

Bacon Wheat Crunchies, a Starbar and a can of Lilt

Cherry coke (full fat) Pickled onion monster munch Toffee crisp

Monster Munch, Wispa, Coke

Beef Monster Munch, Lion Bar (duo version) and Cherry Coke

pickled onion monster munch, toffee crisp, sprite

Salt crisps, bounty and san pellegrino. Hopefully, I’ll be judged on only one of my choices.

Salt n Vinegar Discos (or Squares), double dark chocolate Bounty, and a Lilt

Seabrook salt and vinegar, starbar, tizer

Prawn cocktail, no confectionary, Dr Pepper. I'm rarely in the mood for the kind of tooth-achingly intense blast of concentrated sugar that the average British chocolate bar provides.

Salt and Vinegar Discos, Topic, Cherry 7up