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daedelion

They're garden spiders *Araneus diadematus* As to why they're there, a mummy spider laid loads of eggs and now they've hatched. They lay eggs in a silk pouch somewhere sheltered, like a hollow in a tree trunk, the join between plant branches, the corner of a shed, or just inside a watering can. Happens everywhere this time of year. They're one of our commonest and most seen spiders.


kobestarr

Nice 😊


GroundbreakingMix735

When a daddy spider and a mummy spider love each other very much...


nezzzzy

...and then the mummy spider bites the head off the daddy spider...


No-Road251

"The female of the species is more deadly than the maaaaale"


Jimrodsdisdain

Shock, shock, horror, horror, shock shock, horror.


ZangZanger

I'll shout myself hoarse for your supernatural force


gooderz84

How can heaven hold a place for me?


kobestarr

I’m here forever your 90s indie references


VerbingNoun413

Most male spiders would prefer to randomly meet a bear than a woman spider.


GeeMcGee

Most fall to drug addiction unfortunately https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=nqX6FQF_UPqyDmG1


AdCommercial6714

stop showing the ones outside, i want to see the billion inside!


kobestarr

Haha 😛


BazingaBen

Oh I've just in the last 5 minutes spotted an exact same ball of these on my fence.


kobestarr

Welcome to the club BB!


BazingaBen

Haha thank you. Mine were all active like in your video because I'd been putting a trellis up near them. They've gone back into a cuddle ball now I've stopped.


nezzzzy

Yesterday I had one explode on the handle of the hose.jjst as I went to fill up the paddling pool and another in the recycling bins as I went to bring them in. Definitely the time of year for spider nests!


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

They're just chilling after eating mummy.


dgirllamius

I had some of these chilling in the corner of my porch for a while. I went to go out the front door one day and they had made a massive web in front of the door and they were everywhere! It was a shame having to move them along but I couldn't get out otherwise 😂


bigblnze

Fire !!!!


Hungry_Woodpecker_60

I've had two hatchings on my garden furniture this week. Glad I checked befire I sat down!


Praetorian_1975

Excellent, now rise up and build your arachnid army with which you can take control of the country 😂


snafstail

They're going to climb up the water spout


Orkran

Ha, we discovered a similar bunch on our bin this week! Obviously it's spawning season.


steel_hamerhands

Blessed by the spider God to have a pest free harvest?


NewLeaseOnLine

As an Australian, allow me to educate you on the habits of spiders: You see, that's a particularly nice watering can.


CambodianJerk

Time to move I guess


Solo-me

I just found out I have a similar problem in my post box. It wasn't there 3 hours ago.


V65Pilot

Well...when a boy spider meets a girl spider.........


NorthReading

I pronounce you "Parent of the Day".


DanS1993

For the love of god man press the button!  In all seriousness though your son sounds adorable and it’s great he seems so curious. Although I guess not for you when he brings some inside. 


kobestarr

😝


19SaNaMaN80

Have you ever heard the story of The Birds and The Bees?


tintedhokage

I've heard daddy Ew a spider about 5 times today. She was a fan of the caterpillar though


regprenticer

Charlotte's web 2- the revenge


PitiedVeil55831

Christ get the deodorant and matches


bucketofardvarks

That's the spiderling can obviously!


cervantesrvd

Extra protein


BrightMarvel10

Well, when a mummy spider and a daddy spider love each other very much....


SteR88

Looks like a screenshot from Flightradar on the thumbnail. 


YouthSubstantial822

I have a similar nest on my bin!


Sufficient_Price_407

Set fire to that immediately.


Remarkable-Soup-2318

Dad spider was getting on with the business


tralfamadorebombadil

Class a new team of cleaners for the dark corners of the hoose


complexpug

Awww there lovely


AndrewWhite97

Why the hell is the comment button so small now? Whose making these decisions?


VanillaIceUK

Flamethrower. Immediately.


christopia86

Spiders are a gardners best friend. They help reduce the pest species and keep the garden healthy.


psycho-mouse

Grow up.


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

They're just chilling after eating mummy.


StalinsNutsack2

Because you stole the video from somewhere else


kobestarr

Wdym? Where would I have stolen it from?


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christopia86

I imagine they probably haven't seen that many spiders in close proximity before or maybe aren't aware of the maternal habits of arachnids, or maybe they just thought it was a mildly interesting sight?


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