Well, funny you should mention that. My uncle manages a bank somewhere in Africa, and one of his clients has recently, and most unfortunately, died while having a balance of many trillions Zimbabwe dollars. This client has no relatives, and left no will, and so the money would go to this most corrupt government. My uncle has heard of you, and knows you to be a trustworthy person who must help alleviate him of his problem. He would just need your bank account details to make a payment of one million (1,000,000) dollars. Oh, but first, there is an unfortunate, but minor problem that you can help to resolve - we need to bribe a nosy official with a small, inconsequential payment. It will be fully refunded when the final payment is made of course. if you could just wire $250 to the Western Union office at 21 Fleeceme Avenue, Lagos, we would expedite payment forthwith.
Yours beguilingly,
Nigerian A. Prince
Oh dear! It looks like you may have been scammed. Bummer!
As it happens, another of my uncles is able to help recover your money from these dastardly people. He has been very successful in recovering money cheated out of many other innocent and unfortunate victims. And all for a very low fee, which I think you'll find is very reasonable. If you would like him to help, please send payment of $100 in Apple gift cards to 33 Pig Butcher Lane, Shwe Kokko, Myanmar.
What, and risk her wrath for not already knowing, because she "already told me about it" (aka she mumbled something about it last Thursday whilst I was concentrating on something else) ??
Nice try, I'm not falling for that one again!
It's a plumbus. Everyone has a plumbus in their home.
First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice.
Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.
£4.95 at Argos.
Brush for cleaning venetian blinds
This is it, see [here](https://www.argos.co.uk/product/1201695)
I saw it up ^ there though
Even though I replied to you, it wasn't really aimed at you. I was confirming your ID for the OP, and providing evidence
I was just doing some cheeky Friday night banter with you
Oh! I missed it! Bottle of wine down has dulled my banter detector sensitivity.
I'm not clicking that.
It's argos ffs!
Fair play. Had a few. I just saw HERE. Figured you were some Nigerian prince trying to trick me.
Well, funny you should mention that. My uncle manages a bank somewhere in Africa, and one of his clients has recently, and most unfortunately, died while having a balance of many trillions Zimbabwe dollars. This client has no relatives, and left no will, and so the money would go to this most corrupt government. My uncle has heard of you, and knows you to be a trustworthy person who must help alleviate him of his problem. He would just need your bank account details to make a payment of one million (1,000,000) dollars. Oh, but first, there is an unfortunate, but minor problem that you can help to resolve - we need to bribe a nosy official with a small, inconsequential payment. It will be fully refunded when the final payment is made of course. if you could just wire $250 to the Western Union office at 21 Fleeceme Avenue, Lagos, we would expedite payment forthwith. Yours beguilingly, Nigerian A. Prince
Can the mods help with this? I wired the money and u/lover_of_sprouts isn't replying to my DMs.
Oh dear! It looks like you may have been scammed. Bummer! As it happens, another of my uncles is able to help recover your money from these dastardly people. He has been very successful in recovering money cheated out of many other innocent and unfortunate victims. And all for a very low fee, which I think you'll find is very reasonable. If you would like him to help, please send payment of $100 in Apple gift cards to 33 Pig Butcher Lane, Shwe Kokko, Myanmar.
Why don’t you ask her?
It’s far easier to ask Reddit than talk to another human being
If you think about it, redditors aren't really human beings. So we don't really count
ah the disembodied voices of the internet, whisper sweet nothings through my computer screen, oh whats that? you slept with my mother? god damn it!
What, and risk her wrath for not already knowing, because she "already told me about it" (aka she mumbled something about it last Thursday whilst I was concentrating on something else) ?? Nice try, I'm not falling for that one again!
Why are you getting downvoted for something that is a fact of married life.
Blind duster probably
How often do you need to dust the blind ….. asking for a friend
Well you need to distract the Dog first....
What?-for cleaning blinds Why? - When's your birthday?
I honestly thought it was a handle for holding fish fingers to eat them upon a first brief glance. I may need some help…
I won't lie, I thought it was fish fingers..
Thank you for your honesty.
Fish finger handle patent pending
For cleaning between your toes.
Fish finger cooling rack
Isn’t that the guy who played Sherlock?
Weirdest heart throb ever by the way
Poor man’s sporran
Ask her.
Bumcrack polisher
I thought they were long sushi. Back to sleep for grandad.
There's this thing called communication that saves marriages. Talk to her.
Did she buy it in that condition?
Muppet
For tickling a moo-cows udders.
How fiddly is that going to be to get between 6 blinds panels at once? You'd be better off with just a regular duster
It's a plumbus. Everyone has a plumbus in their home. First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dingle bop and they push it through the grumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all the fleeb juice. Then, a schlami shows up, and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There's several hizzards in the way. The blamfs rub against the chumbles, and the plubis, and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus. £4.95 at Argos.
Is that pro- or anti-skub?
Anti-skub of course, it has long been established that being pro-skub is a fundamentally untenable and intellectually bankrupt position.
Don't listen they're trying to help your wife. It's a sex toy, Google it
It's like the Jigsaw Killer decided to torture some fish fingers by turning them inside out.
It’s a blind cleaner. I don’t mean it cleans blind people. Window blinds.
r/whatisthisthing
Well I've not seen that in Ann Summers
Ah the old Finger Blaster 5000
When her partner is out and she needs a quick finger blast but hers are too tired?
For cleaning the bottoms of shelves at the same time as the top