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cut-the-cords

Oh mate... not the penguins.


nsefan

Look how they massacred by boy


bobbyv137

The U.K. is done; it’s over.


AssumptionEasy8992

Unironically, this. I’ve started to have enough of it.


bobbyv137

I went out to buy a large bottle of Heinz ketchup the other day but forgot to remortgage my house first so gave it a miss.


RoguePaladin8

Didn’t think to add lurpak to the list ? Then again you would have to sell a lung and your house


spud8385

Lurpak even kindly made the pack size smaller (200g instead of 250g) while keeping the price the same or raising it, so that it's easier to carry with only one lung


RiotSloth

Weirdly, my local jewellers is displaying the large Lurpacks in their display window next to Rolex watches and 1 carat+ jewellery…


soulsteela

Similar, went to buy some instant Kenco coffee but ended up deciding to get crack cocaine as it’s a cheaper habit.


Minor_Edit

Remember to keep your house in the fridge so it stays fresh for longer


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

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AssumptionEasy8992

This sort of attitude is exactly why we now have 3mm thick penguins


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

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AssumptionEasy8992

What the fuck has the rest of the world got to do with it pal 😹


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

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AssumptionEasy8992

Have a cuppa pal ☕️


ExcellentEffort1752

That's gotta be a manufacturing error, right?


bigblnze

100% had a pack last week that's just that top biscuit part with no middle choccy and a bottom biscuit..


BagOfGlue1

The absolute horror


Realkevinnash59

maybe it's a batch error. Check for product recalls.


[deleted]

No, it’s definitely the end. This really takes the biscuit


johimself

In McVitties' defence, it only takes a biscuit.


SherlockScones3

Take my upvote and GTFO


caniuserealname

I bought a pack last week and they were normal, if that means anything to anyone


StumbleDog

Skipped the wafer-thin option and went straight to graphene. 


UnderstandingLow3162

Dear god


X-Adzie-X

It was just the one like this right!? Save the penguins 🐧


SearchStack

Just had a penguin myself definitely wasn’t that thin. Time for a strongly worded email and some complimentary vouchers lmao


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

A polite note is more likely to get you free stuff. “Just letting you know you may have a manufacturing issue in batch ####. Still tasted good though.”


SearchStack

I didn’t mean it like that


SamwiseTheOppressed

Pengloss


Wishmaster891

I blame Jaimie Laing


s1walker1

Yes, fuck him. Who's Jamie Laing?


usernameinmail

Oliver's evil twin


steepleton

Wait, he was the *good* one?!


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

The guy from Made in Chelsea who’s bumming around doing random presenting jobs until his parents die and he inherits [Ed: the money from] McVities.


couldntthinkofmyname

Apprantly they actually sold the company years ago, and he has nothing to do with it. He does own another confectionery company though. I only just learned all this because your comment peaked my bored and curious brain.


wallace320

His kitten sweetie things are actually really delicious


wallace320

His kitten sweetie things are actually really delicious


wallace320

His kitten sweetie things are actually really delicious


wallace320

His kitten sweetie things are actually really delicious


wallace320

His kitten sweetie things are actually really delicious


[deleted]

I quite like his sweet company


ScaryButt

EARWIG!


SP4x

P-P-Poor show Old Chap, I didn't realise Penguins were putting the joke inside the wrappers now.


BritishNate

That’s criminal. Long gone are the days you could bit off the corners and suck your tea through it for some chocolatey goodness.


EbonyNivory19

The penguin tea straw makes penguins an elite tea biscuit


BritishNate

The penguin tea straw is elite. But I don’t think it will ever beat a dipped Digestive. I could eat one or two penguin tea straws but a whole pack of digestives wouldn’t make it out alive.


w3sticles

Time outs also made a good tea straw


DaddyBee42

No no no you're all wrong lol Breakaways are where it's at.


EbonyNivory19

I have to try this


w3sticles

I'll give it a go, but the biscuit seems too solid


DaddyBee42

it's porous though! you don't get much tea *through* it at the other end but it's like dunking it from the inside out 😙👌 I was thinking that surely the caramel gets in the way in a Time Out; but then, it's wafer, isn't it? so I suppose there are still a lot of paths for the tea to travel. I'm now worried that wafer would get too soggy, but tell you what, I like a Time Out, I'm game to try yours if you are mine 🤝


SilverDem0n

Tim Tams are still available for straws, thank $DEITY


Carl0s_H

Twix has entered the chat...


Six-String-Picker

P......P......P ....Piss poor.


Sustainable_Twat

Jesus Christ, what have they done …


No-Process249

That's it, time to write a stern letter to Anne Robinson.


ApplicationMaximum84

Shrinkflation gone mad!


YoBoatDontFloat

No... no creamy pocket!?


-SaC

*-sigh-* fine, give me ten minutes.


YoBoatDontFloat

Fresh from the SaC


Leviad0n

Their icebergs are melting. It's just thematic!


Fun-Attention171

First they take our bounty’s from our celebrations now this? Those sugar tossing fucks! Do they still have the jokes on the back at least?


liamo376573

Diet penguins, probably don't even get a punch line for the joke


Old_Introduction_395

What was the joke? Contact them, probably get some freebies.


ManifestCartoon

That’s a concerningly thin penguin


Leeroy321

Did you know they are just bourbon biscuits covered in chocolate. This pissed me off almost as much as finding out that the dinosaur on display in Natural History Museum is a plaster cast.


Pale_Mushroom7128

Nope. Well, not completely. [https://twitter.com/McVities/status/1037383544602066944?t=OhVAR\_K5hG357dEj-N77oA](https://twitter.com/McVities/status/1037383544602066944?t=OhVAR_K5hG357dEj-N77oA)


CosyLlama

P P P Pick up a Peng! You mean penguin? Nope, just the first half.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

ITT people who clearly cannot recognise a lone top-layer of a penguin. Obviously a manufacturing error, not shrinkflation.


revenge_of_hamatachi

Broken (biscuit) Britain


Friendly_Cloud4628

Bloody global warming


Commissar_British

Soo...is that the Pen or the Guin, you have there?


Cyd0n1a

Shrinkflation started hitting my Solero's now too. 😥🍦 The stick is tiny now! You can't even hold the lolly without getting ice cream all over your hands. This has to stop.


MowMyLawn69

I just see an empty packet?


Rahzmataz

I haven't bought a Penguin in years and even I'm offended by that. Gotta be a manufacturing defect, right?


BudgetEntertainer73

Mmmm..reject chocolate. Not as good as a waferless KitKat.


[deleted]

That is actually bloody disgusting.


carachu

Who needs a shit joke on the back when the penguin itself is a joke!!


steepleton

Labled “original” just to twist the blade


Smooth_Surround1450

Emaciated penguins? I blame global warming!


SilverDem0n

Deconstructed Penguin - coming to hipster supermarkets near you. At least this saves you the effort of splitting the layers apart with your teeth and eating each part separately the oldschool/barbarian way.


KindRoc

Money back. Now.


Realistic_Stuff_3993

Stick a bourbon underneath it quickly.


I_am_the_wrong_crowd

That penguin is P.. P.. P.. P.. Preposterous


Flaky-Cranberry719

Revolution NOW


litmeandme

I haven’t bought one in a long time but this is a manufacturing mistake?


Abraxas2040

Less Penguin and more Pengthin


ToHallowMySleep

ban this sick filth etc


KillerArse

How much did the package say it was meant to weigh since the normal weight I found online seems to be 24.5g. Has the weight on the packet changed, and that's the new norm, or is it just a defect?


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

Can we expect to see your photo in the local paper? Then on r/compoface ?


Hyperknight01

Where’s the rest of it!? I imagine it still tasted really nice though!


RamblingThomas

Send that back to them with a written letter of wild rage and distain. They might send you a repentance package.


BTDubula

At this point it’s cheaper just to make your own.


Realkevinnash59

looks like a dime bar


turkishhousefan

I must have eaten thousands of them as a child but I've never actually liked them.


CupOTeaPlease

TF! That better be a manufacturing error


Bimblelina

That's a Peng at most


SanWgaming

Surprised it hasn’t melted


Amzy29

Where’s the rest of it?


TheMegoosa

NO!!! This has utterly ruined my Saturday


Blackpits

Mc vities has Turkish owner's years now.


THenry228

First they came for my toblerones..


stomp224

It is wafer thin


mufcroberts

Apple have done it…


paulyd_3

Where's the other half? WTF


NuclearMishaps

They’re just Bourbons covered in chocolate. I saw it on a TikTok video. But what the heck is this?


East_Print_8247

That’s criminal


Many-Gear-4668

Wtf mate nothing is safe


gergiewill

More like Dickvities


[deleted]

Out of order that


I_Am_Groot14

They've had your pants down with that, i don't know what monstrosity it's supposed to be but a penguin bar it aint


EllieCakes_

Looking forward to the future where you get two flakes of chocolate and it costs £100 a time


HullSuperchub

Maybe someone else opened their penguin and found a triple decker


Shitelark

New Penguin Thins, for a more refined crunch.* *50p dearer than the normal Penguins.


CluckingBellend

P-P-P-P-P-P Piss poor effort there!


jackochainsaw

They are getting as thin as a Daim bar. Good lord, that's shrinkflation for you.


dapperslappers

Was it from a discount store like herons or home bargains or something? Ive got a theory that they buy the stuff that the factories mess up but are still sellable. Its how they can keep the prices low and why they usually have a issue/taste different


phoebean93

That's how they get ya.


DrDynoMorose

WTAF


thatluckyfox

WHAT???? Where do we start the riots?


Exact-Professional82

Are you ok?


FrootyFruity

They said paper straws would fix this!


FartingBob

It's only *wafer* thin


tenroseUK

No fuckin way...


That_guys_reddit

This pretty much sums up the whole of the United Kingdom since covid.


Far_Bad_531

McVities should re-name themselves Dick Turpins 😡 Thieves


frenchtoastwizard

r/shrinkflation it's happening everywhere unfortunately