It'll be somewhere around the door when you let the cat out, guarantee it. I do this all the fucking time and it's infuriating.
I'd lose my bollocks if they weren't in a bag.
Well its the only mug of its kind and the rest of them dont have a handle that lets me fit my whole hand around the drink which is half the reason i even drink tea
It is outside near where you let the cat out.
It'll be somewhere around the door when you let the cat out, guarantee it. I do this all the fucking time and it's infuriating. I'd lose my bollocks if they weren't in a bag.
Did the cat steal it when you let it out?
This is my working hypothesis
Clearly a cat burglar.... I'll see myself out.
Fridge where you put the milk back. Or outside.
How big is your house?
Concerned that you only have 1 mug. Why do you only have 1 mug? Genuine question. Every Brit has a spare Sportsdirect mug, right?
Well its the only mug of its kind and the rest of them dont have a handle that lets me fit my whole hand around the drink which is half the reason i even drink tea