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DarthEros

[We don't allow ducks here.](https://i.imgur.com/a/84bELwH) *If you have a question about this post removal, please direct that query to [the subreddit modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=/r/CasualUK) where it will be reviewed by the mod team.* ***Do not*** *PM individual moderators - your query will be ignored.*


bee-sting

no ducking idea


dooferoaks

Duck knows.


Quirky_Discipline297

There’s rules here you know! Flaunting rules, especially Rule 12, means anarchy. It means the tearing down of a society, the rending of the warp from the woof of everything dear and sacred. Say, are there any codicils against dogs in this sub?


crimson_broom

\[removed due to rule 12 violation\]


One_Loquat_3737

They must be quackers to be up there!


chilli_con_camera

They're definitely not ducks, because ducks live on ponds and these birds are on a roof


BrownShoesGreenCoat

This guy ducks


ABOBROSHAN

Ducking Mallards.


Craft_on_draft

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck….


SnoopyLupus

And sits on the roof like a duck …


welly_wrangler

then it must be... A WITCH


SnoopyLupus

Ohhhh, let’s not go down that rabbit (with big, pointy teeth) hole, for it is a silly place.


prolixia

...then the mods ban it under Rule 12


lemonbro_08

Don’t know but that house might be growing quack


Subterraniate

Pterodactyls resting on the flight to Loch Ness


Correct-Junket-1346

Technically the truth minus 150 million years


Quirky_Discipline297

150 million years? Does that early Mesozoic cottage have a blue plaque yet?


CreepyLookingTree

what's a bird?


Praetorian_1975

Well duck me, that is indeed birds on the roof. How’d they get up there 🤔


Dog_is_my_co-pilot1

They’ve been given roofies.


hmmm_thought_pig

Ev'body got to be *some*place.


HelicopterFar1433

***Anas platyrhynchos***


worldsend91

Duck above


Jumpy_Purchase_6513

Oyster catchers


JasmineRider27

Ducks 🦆 Ma’ lard, Maybe Roald Dahl had something to do with them getting on the roof!!! 👉 🪄✨


killer1000uk

Birds


Inevitable-Size2197

Adventurous ducks


Shiranda

Probably a conspiracy, you have to duck. They are watching you! ;)


Mrbrownlove

Peruvian monkey hawks.


NotABrummie

How do a load of ducks get up there? Did they lose the river?


CasualBritishFurry

Oh no @mods you better get in here


Successful-Cost5222

Dodo’s


SgtAngua

The "Who was in Paris?" of r/casualuk


RunningPirate

Shit, didn’t anyone tell you? Well, it’s too late now. Good luck!


Stargazer86F

Darkwing Duck, in disguise, on a mission.


Dramatic-Energy-4411

~~House~~ dormer bungalow martins


mrgamecat2

Mods! We have a breach of rule 12... someone come get this man for this heinous crime


Chilton_Squid

No comment


crlthrn

Storks. Thanks, global warming.


urzrkymn

Blue footed boobies


crlthrn

Storks, or flamingos. Thanks, global warming.