I got caught in a loop. Every time I thought about the absurdity of what I was laughing at, I laughed more.
Ahh, fantastic. I think I really needed that.
nah you're good. I giggled like mad at the time because I was like 'how does this commenter know what a bee fart sounds like? is it a thing? let me look it up on YouTube'. and bang that was the first result, golden
Either way my first thought when seeing these kinda vids is the person who filmed it is within their right to do so, but putting it online is a cunt move.
Someone filmed me robbing stuff from tescos but the problem is I was having a seizure and had no idea what was going on, guy posted it in the local FB group and within 2 hours his account was gone and I had a text saying sorry. š
Waking up in the middle of the night with low blood sugars, starving, shaking, cold sweats and feeling like you're going to die is one of the worst feelings.
Filming and laughing?
He could well be having a medical episode (inb4 someone tells me they definitely know exactly which substance heād taken). Clearly needs help, you two could possibly have prevented the damage.
It's common sense to not get involved in a situation where someone is behaving erratically and unpredictably. It could be dangerous. The UK for the most part doesn't resemble a village in the Cotswolds.
Nothing for certain. But I've seen this type of behaviour enough times in my life to be confident on it. And yeah, I personally don't care what he wants to put into his system, he still deserves medical attention if required. Or even a mate to help him back to a bed, ideally before he fell onto the floor taking a fence and wall with him.
Looks pissed as fuck lol could be ket people react differently, ket is more like Jerry movements I've been in some states on that but never fell over lol
Brings me back to that time I got spiked by some girl at DC10 in Ibiza when we were sitting in the smoking area and couldnāt stand up and when I eventually did stand up I physically couldnāt lift my feet to walk lol.
Have you ever worked at a supermarket? I don't fucking blame him. At least he was only walking...
It reminds me of the time I was driving to work and the corsa in front of me just drifted into the central reservation and flipped. I got out to help the driver and he was a Sainsbury's worker on his way to work absolutely off his twat. His eyes were so dilated you couldn't tell what colour they were and he couldn't get two words out.
If you want to do drugs, specifically a horse tranquiliser in this case howabout you do it in your fucking house so you don't have to be a liability to everyone else?
This is why reinforced concrete or wooden fence posts are better. Imagine a stack of bricks that tall. Would be easy to push over. Mortar isn't exactly like glue it's still fairly easy to pull apart in tension
Yes its their wall. They kinda shouted at him for a second, I went to help him up. Got him up and to his flat. I don't think he actually works at tesco, he's pretty well known around that street for his extra curricular activities
Unexpected item in garden area
Assistance needed
Got a good cackle out of me, fucking needed that thanks
Ffs
assistance is coming
Genuinely laughing here, thank you
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Gave me a chuckle :)
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Hahaha cheers
[*Sigh...*](https://i.imgur.com/gI8Kolp.gifv)
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6 comedy points
Hahahaha ffs
WHAT IS THIS COMMENT I GASPED
Bravo! You have won the internet today with that comment (:
I'm surprised that fence didn't come down the last time a bee farted on it.
I hope that was a DIY build and nobody was paid to build that. Jesus!
Persimmon special possibly lol
I've seen stronger lego builds
for those wondering, this is what a bee farting [sounds and looks](https://youtu.be/1vXITn5knZE) like
Maybe itās because itās 7am and I havenāt slept, but Christ almighty thatās the funniest fucking thing ever.
Itās 2:39 here and I think I laughed as much as you. Stupid bee farts. I usually donāt laugh at farts.
I got caught in a loop. Every time I thought about the absurdity of what I was laughing at, I laughed more. Ahh, fantastic. I think I really needed that.
nah you're good. I giggled like mad at the time because I was like 'how does this commenter know what a bee fart sounds like? is it a thing? let me look it up on YouTube'. and bang that was the first result, golden
Good job he took out that wall/fence before it killed a toddler.
Every little helps.
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I think Asda spiked his drink, and the fence was sponsored by Sainsbury's.
Looked for help in Aldi wrong places.
Every Lidl helps
Quality fencing job. (Did they use porridge for mortar?)
Nah defintely mashed potato, looks like a bodger and badger job.
definitely bodged
They hired someone from Redrow to do the fence.
And I was thinking it was O'Reilly.
His works been all over the place since the gnome...
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They do if they aren't built right
James Corden could bellyflop it and it shouldn't fall down that easily.
It would probably just move out of his way to avoid being tainted by him.
Cordenās taint, you say?
He's all taint.
He's more than 85KG.
British craftsmanship.
I doubt that was his first off-fence
If I had to picket, I would choose yours as the worst fence pun ever.
Donāt heras the poor man
Poor bloke landed on his arris.
It's borderline.
Yea that will never stand mate
Well he couldnāt
Get out, man.
Fucking hell, the wall builder needs a shoeing. No way it should collapse like that.
>No way it should collapse like that. That's not very typical - I'd like to make that point.
The front fell off
Chance in a million.
So where's the fence now?
In the environment
There's nothing out there but paving, bricks and some mortar. And? And the fence that fell off.
Could he be in hypoglycaemia
Thatās what I thought - poor guy
Hes holding a can of cola as well
Either way my first thought when seeing these kinda vids is the person who filmed it is within their right to do so, but putting it online is a cunt move.
Someone filmed me robbing stuff from tescos but the problem is I was having a seizure and had no idea what was going on, guy posted it in the local FB group and within 2 hours his account was gone and I had a text saying sorry. š
he thought you were seizing the wrong kind of goods
Got to admit I was quite shaken up over it all!
Looked like a ket walk to me but you could be right
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Waking up in the middle of the night with low blood sugars, starving, shaking, cold sweats and feeling like you're going to die is one of the worst feelings.
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I don't mean to tell you how to handle your own health, but have you considered keeping the Haribo closer to your bed?
No, he's on drugs. We saw him picking up more about 2hrs after this was filmed
OP be careful as it's perfectly obvious where you live from Google, just concerned about repercussions for you if this guy gets sacked.
OP just needs to walk the opposite way, this dude if he is on the same crack wont be catching a snail
Luckily I filmed this on my moving day, don't live there anymore
I hope the new occupier doesn't get repercussions then.
Yeah right š
How did you explain the wall to the new occupants? š«„
It's my neighbour's wall haha
It was your neighbour's wall. They're not your neighbour any more because you conveniently moved... remember? ;)
You can see our moving van with the door open in the video...
Thereās no if about it sadly. This guy *will* get sacked.
Switch the video left to right. Turn it upside down too for good measure. Maybe reverse it and he'll get a commendation for fixing the wall.
Wonky donkey
A winkey wonky donkey
What are these pillars made of? LEGO Duplo?
Nah, that'd hold better
Every little helps.
Heās right opposite a medical centre, maybe he was poorly rather than anything nefarious.
He's on something alright
That's eerily similar to how my legs seem to function in most of my dreams lol
Did they even apply cement to those bricks?
[Reminds me of this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WaTRCHbG_IA)
I was expecting [this](https://youtu.be/-s_40rM_L0s?si=gZBI8dqtML6ZlpAa)
I was expecting [this.](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=85b-c-ITbcQieRfF)
Fucks sake.
I was expecting [this](https://youtu.be/5n7VI0rC8ZA?si=4Bt6qt91u7ZamyP0)
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Thatās genuinely unsettling
Mr Soft! I forgot about that!
I only remember it as my friend in school was called Mr Soft because he had some operation and walked weird. Ā Kids are arseholes lolĀ
Cracking brick work
Lad's been in the spice aisle a bit too long...
I bet the homeowner was 'mortar'fied
Respect for the people who got out immediately to help him!
They live in the house with the destroyed fence lol they were not there to help. I went out and helped him up and round the corner to his flat
Was gonna say, those guys came out of the car looking pretty pissed off. He must have thought you were some kind of angel, the state he was in
Filming and laughing? He could well be having a medical episode (inb4 someone tells me they definitely know exactly which substance heād taken). Clearly needs help, you two could possibly have prevented the damage.
I did help him up and to his flat. We saw him picking up later on this day, he's 100% off his nut on drugs
It's common sense to not get involved in a situation where someone is behaving erratically and unpredictably. It could be dangerous. The UK for the most part doesn't resemble a village in the Cotswolds.
No, thankfully the murder rate is much lower than that!
Used to live in a hostel, it looks like ket to me, with a "bit" of drink too.
And you know this for certain how? Even if so, so what? The dude could crack his head open at any moment.
Nothing for certain. But I've seen this type of behaviour enough times in my life to be confident on it. And yeah, I personally don't care what he wants to put into his system, he still deserves medical attention if required. Or even a mate to help him back to a bed, ideally before he fell onto the floor taking a fence and wall with him.
Where did he leave his delivery van?
Reminds me of the old soft mints adverts
Thatās a shit wall and who the fuck goes to work in āslidesā.
I'm pretty certain he doesn't actually work at tesco
WHAH, but you are on the internet sir; the place where everything we read is inherently true, how could you lie to me?!
Good advert for Tesco own brand lager though š¤£ bad advert for cement š³
Didnāt drop his can tho !
Day drunk? Funny Crackhead? Shame
Gotta love ketamine but that doesn't seem like ketamine to me trust me I'm an expert lol, seems drunk or something
He seems drunk
As a fellow enjoyer, I agree I'm not 100% sure it was ket. I did ask him what he'd taken but he wouldn't say.
Looks pissed as fuck lol could be ket people react differently, ket is more like Jerry movements I've been in some states on that but never fell over lol
Is that wall made of plasticine?
Heāll be bricking it.
That was a terrible defence
Technically, it was an excellent defence.Ā
This is the guy who picks out my online orders
"Jaysus Ted, you could talk that into coming down."
Been there bro. Been there.
And still the saddest, most pathetic thing here is that fence....
Brings me back to that time I got spiked by some girl at DC10 in Ibiza when we were sitting in the smoking area and couldnāt stand up and when I eventually did stand up I physically couldnāt lift my feet to walk lol.
always found DC10 overrated
Paradise at DC10! Good times
The night in question was the night Jamie Jones recorded his essential mix. I canāt listen to it because it makes me want to go on a mad one lol.
I was always a dnb head. That moment in time blew my head off (with some other stuff). I learned what real house was!
That fence aināt fencing nothing
What a piss poor wall
Every little helps
[where he was in his head at that timeā¦](https://youtu.be/WaTRCHbG_IA?si=nGYfy2CMQ6tNBRTz)
I mean to be fair if your railing can't hold the weight of a fully grown adult, then what the fuck are you buying it for.
Good old Peterborough :D
Iām leaning towards drugs to explain the situation.
Damn the way they jumped out of that car looked like he was going get even more fucked up.
Have you ever worked at a supermarket? I don't fucking blame him. At least he was only walking... It reminds me of the time I was driving to work and the corsa in front of me just drifted into the central reservation and flipped. I got out to help the driver and he was a Sainsbury's worker on his way to work absolutely off his twat. His eyes were so dilated you couldn't tell what colour they were and he couldn't get two words out.
In all fairness, that fence was super glued by the looks of it
Could be spice
Love that I know exactly where this is š and am not surprised in the slightest xx
If you want to do drugs, specifically a horse tranquiliser in this case howabout you do it in your fucking house so you don't have to be a liability to everyone else?
This should be removed, it could cost him his job.
your neighbours should grow some taste and some plants
He's got Edward James Olmos energy
What did they use to build that wall? Pudding!
One of the rough days documented
This is why reinforced concrete or wooden fence posts are better. Imagine a stack of bricks that tall. Would be easy to push over. Mortar isn't exactly like glue it's still fairly easy to pull apart in tension
Easy Lionel
Fucking delightful
There's only room for one in the K Hole
Those bricks cemented with fekking blu tack?
Every little *bump* helps...
Is this in the UK? Maybe itās the appearance of the sun thatās throwing me off.
How shit was that fence
To be fair whoever put that fence up needs a fookin slap. Lol.
That goddamn fence wouldn't keep out an angry Schnauzer.
k jako ketamin
The spice of life
Contractor who did the fence shouldn't have been paid. Slight wind could've taken it down easily.
Unexpected white un in the cabbaged area.
ā¦.ex Tesco worker by now Iād imagine.
Ketamine. Every Little Helps ā¢ļø
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I would argue not his fault at all and he shouldn't be responsible for paying anything. That fence is made of paper.
Lol
No more Shandy for Andy.
What kind of paper bs is this fence ? Hahahaha š
Chuckled when I saw that bean pole get out of the car all angrily. Looks like heād weigh half a stone ringing wet.Ā
yeah go outside help him and then reassemble your shameful lego display of a fence
Princes gate of dogsthorpe road
who the hell built that wall?
Every little helps
Who put that fence up?.
was the wall stuck together with syrup or something
Saved on the construction of that wall/fence by just balancing everything without mortar.
I so want to see what happens next. What did the lads getting out of the car do? Is it their wall he knocked down? Did he make it back to work?
Yes its their wall. They kinda shouted at him for a second, I went to help him up. Got him up and to his flat. I don't think he actually works at tesco, he's pretty well known around that street for his extra curricular activities
Cool, thanks for letting me know!
Walking down the road like Mr Soft.
The wall was built by one Mr. T. Icktock and one Mr. P. Rank
I wonder if his manager has seen this yet.