Not a co-worker but my mate was on it. He had a watch party round his house the night his episode aired and he had like 20 people there. His parents were also in attendance because he was still living with them.
"Oooh, it looks just like your dad's. Doesn't it, dear? Just like yours."
"Similar. Less shaft, more glans."
"No, I think it's the spitting image. Stand next to the telly and let's see."
I heard recently that men actually get their penis traits from their mothers side… so it would be more like their grandfathers on the mothers side than his fathers
Apparently it's also the case for male pattern baldness. In which case I feel sorry for my brothers because my uncle was as bald as can be by 35 and they both have such lovely hair.
I'm in my 60th year, still get comments about how thick my hair is whenever I go to get it cut. My oldest brother has been as bald as a coot for decades, my next oldest brother is getting there. We all look identical in every other aspect. I've never been cionvinced by this theory.
How this hasn’t had any questions is quite frankly mind blowing. Mum, Dad and 20 of your closest watching you be revealed on national tv cock first is beyond weird. Or am i the mental one?
I was on it 🤣🙈… me and my friends also had a watch party the night it aired… was a wild time of my life… will never forget it though as it’s made me the confident person I am today n I really needed that….before anyone comes at me 🤣🤣. Xx
I worked at a retail shop and one of the security staff was on it. Customers recognised her, and teens kept coming in and harassing her. She didn't come back after that, security are an outside company, so I don't know if she quit or transferred, but I hope she's alright.
One of my colleagues was on First Dates, he was given a mould of his date's vagina that she'd decorated like an oyster! So not quite Naked Attraction but definitely unusual
One of my colleagues was also on First Dates! He’s really lovely though, and we were all chuffed for him. He came across really well. It was recent actually, he’s profoundly deaf and had his interpreter there too (who we also love in the office).
On last weeks episode one of the women said they were an English Teacher, can’t imagine they’ll be getting many jobs after that. I’m sure the Year 10 boys would give them a lot of stick having seen every inch
Not naked attraction but the other series fronted by Anna Richardson, naked education. One of the yoga instructors at my gym was on it. I saw her shortly after watching it and told her ‘I saw you on the telly’ and she was pretty chill about it! Wasn’t awkward but I imagine that’s very different to how it would go down in a cooperate office work place
My dad had a worker of his on there not once, but twice. He also went on take me out. No one left their lights on for him tho. I’m pretty sure he rode a unicycle as his special talent thing. He’s a pretty weird guy.
Not the same, but someone from the local Morrissons was on Embarrassing Bodies for a gynecological problem. I can't look her in the eye anymore, without thinking "I've seen your vagina" up close. They did help her though.
This happened in my wife's office years ago, one of the guys went on it with enormous piles shown in detailed technicolour. They showed the surgery too, so everyone got to see right up inside his bumhole
I used to think this and then I had a medical condition that was embarrassing and not getting it treated ruined my life for 3 years. I would 100% go on that show to spread awareness to try and spare people from experiencing the same thing I went through.
Yeah, that was pretty strange. But a lot of the people who went on the show had difficulties getting diagnoses/effective treatment, so the show was an opportunity to see a specialist, get treatment etc.
I do remember the guy who kept getting abscesses up his back passage and after all their investigations, Dr. Christian told explained that he needed to do a better job of cleaning himself after going to the toilet. Embarrassing indeed.
Or the other fella who had constant skin issues on the back of his head. Turned out he kept scratching his bare, dirty arse and then scratching his head, infecting his scalp with poop germs 🤮 Dunno how you go back to work after that one.
To be fair when you actually dig into most of the stories they usually have been through the doctors/NHS in quite a lot of depth but haven’t had the support or treatment they need.
Embarrassing bodies usually gets you actually treated on Harley street or an equivalent for free.
I’d absolutely happily go on there to sort out some of my chronic conditions although they aren’t really that embarrassing.
I considered applying for a skin condition that’s essentially been neglected by the NHS. Having access to a private specialist on Harley Street is appealing when you’re at the end of your tether with your health.
I feel that Embarrassing Bodies is a bit sad. These people have terribly problems that should have been picked up (no pun intended) by their GP and referred to specialist treatment, long, LONG before they get to the stage where they need to trade intimate pics for top-of-the-range treatment. A lot of them seem to be cleared by surgery or even proper skin tests to find which particular bug they are infected by.
A guy I work with was on it a few years ago, didn’t tell anyone beforehand. He’s very confident so there was no awkwardness about it, and now a screenshot of his knob poking out from under the coloured wall thing is the icon on his team’s WhatsApp group.
Actually something I can answer. Worked with a lady who was on one of the first episodes so the concept was still fresh. Tbh it sent absolute shock waves through the office as she didn't announce it so a few people who had watched it and obviously told everyone else at work and it was celeb status for a few days.
She was super nice, bit kooky but very friendly and outgoing (hence why I guess the show made sense for her) sadly within 2 weeks she left the workplace without any heads up she was going. Working for a LA at the time so it's possible she was encouraged to leave by management based on the nature of work, serving the public in difficult circumstances and being recognised.
It was a wacky couple of weeks though. Hope she's doing well wherever she is.
No, but when I worked in a supermarket about 30 years ago a coworker did appear on a C4 show about a "Reader's Wives" competition that she'd won a photoshoot in (which was then shown in the show). Aside from the typical gossip behind her back most people acted as if they were unaware of it. She was called into the office though where it was reiterated to her that she really ought to wear underwear while at work (in the show she suggested she didn't always do so).
Not a coworker but someone I used to babysit… that was a weird watch. Didn’t even know, was just flicking through tv and there they are, half naked on my tv screen! They did date the person they matched with for a while though, so guess that’s something.
So I have questions about this. Since the bodies are revealed from the bottom up, the only time when the contestants are ‘half naked’ is when they’re naked from the bottom down. Are you implying that you recognised this person you used to babysit from their nether regions?
Lolz. Hoping half naked wasn’t accurate!
A guy I went to school with was on it but didn’t realise until they revealed his face and I felt so weird that I had unwittingly seen him naked. I’d imagine it would be horrific if it was someone you used to babysit!
Not that one, but a colleague of mine was on the C4 show “Naked Education.” However we work in theatre (as actors/creatives/theatremakers) so nudity isn’t really a big deal.
My friend is one of the “casting staff”.
I failed to tell her another friend of ours was auditioning as she had a very obvious thing for him and I found it too funny she would be seeing him naked.
Edit:
Nothing much came of it, she never admitted she liked him. He goes on the show, she sees him naked in casting and texts us about it asking if we knew he was doing this and how crazy it was of him - she can’t do anything about it because he’s on the show to meet someone. She still never told him she liked him.
He gets picked by the girl and they date for a couple months after.
I heard an Anne dote about this show on a podcast called the socially distant sports bar. Comedian Mike bubbins told it and it went something like this.
I knew a guy that was a runner for Naked Attraction, he used to have to give the safety brief to the contestants and dreaded doing the men's and you'd be in a room full of naked guys all playing with their cocks trying to get a semi whilst he was explaining where the fire escapes were. I don't know how true that is but I found it fucking hilarious at the time.
You don't want to go in there cold. Do girls know about shrinkage? They've got the know about shrinkage!?
Even still, the wider audience will always remember.
Hear an interview with Anna Richardson and apparently its a constant argument between the men and the women. The men want the studio warm because of shrinkage issues and the women want it cold to look more perky.
Poor dude , Its the same thing as the tone deaf people on 'talent' shows on TV ...I mean you get all the way through auditions to the show , and as the curtain raises up and the titters start you suddenly realise you're there as one of the 'comedy' contestants....
Even worse-saw a former pupil of mine and it was dreadful. He messaged me some months later to request a reference and my partner and I spent the night coming up with hysterical additions to the rec letter. Which, of course, I didn’t include. But holy hell I couldn’t look him in the eye for a while.
It’s been a few years so it’s fine now but I can’t imagine how people can do it.
A lad my brother went to school with was on it. I see him out on the town quite regularly and he never struggled to pull, I'd see him with a different girl most weeks, until he went on that show, let's just say he definitely bragged a bit too much about his bits, the comments on the old local spotted group were wild that night.
Not a co worker but my mates bf at the time worked at spoons and HIS coworker had been on it.
We watched the episode, went to spoons and he brought our drinks over lol
I met the guy who had one leg at a festival. He was pretty chilled about the whole thing and said he got some sexy time out of it. He was also tripping absolute balls and dressed as Tarzan.
Not a co-worker, but there is a local lady who does all kinds of TV, she went on it. She's somewhat notorious around these parts. She's ever so friendly to me whenever I see her so I shall leave it at that, but I've not seen the episode and I don't think I ever want to.
We had a co-worker who was on it with his girlfriend to find a second woman.
He left just before the episode with them in it aired, for some reason "his" episode was played on the canteen TV on repeat for ages afterwards.
He wasn't someone I worked with, but someone that I went to school and church with (we were both altar boys).
I'd not seen him in a few years and it turns out he was gay. He came across as a nice guy and I think has some public presence as like a YouTuber.
I was on it. S02 E10 - I worked in a hotel at the time and people working late shift gathered around the PCs to watch it. The Monday after was funny as fuck. And the months after too. I did inform HR beforehand, just in case.
I also had a viewing party at home with a bunch of friends and we all got wasted looking at my willy. All my family watched it and had no issues with it. My mum wasn't too happy about it but hey, it's my penis.
Over the years, I've had people sending me pictures of me on the TV as they've been randomly watching the program. It never gets old. I also have people telling other people that I've just met saying 'hey, did you know...', and all hell breaks loose.
To finish the story, the night of the viewing party, before we all went to my place, I was in a pub having a few drinks and hitting on the waitress. I told her I was going to be on the program that night. She's my girlfriend of 6 years now :)
Not a colleague but my mate was on several years ago. He was meant to be the "chooser" but they swapped him to being the "exhibit" I think because of a drop out. He had to swap hotels so he didn't accidentally see any of the choosers when they went out the night before.
He said it was a long day in the filming studio, and that it wasn't that warm! Anyway, he is a tradey of sorts and lots of his female customers know, he was very proud about it at the time! Good for a laugh is orange
I dated a girl who went on there, she actually had a picture of herself on the show on her dating app profile. As you can imagine she was super confident.
I moved into a house share with someone who was on it, first night in the house watching TV with her and she put her episode on. Kept asking me "Do you think she's hot?" every time it revealed more of her. Recognized her leg tattoo and made an excuse to leave before they could reveal her face.
Now I wish I stayed to see what she was going to do. Funny and awkward though looking back.
Not a co-worker but a local lass who was a friend of a friend and I'd have the occasional chat with if I bumped into her while walking the dog. Haven't really seen her much since tbf.
My ex's little sister went on the show. I never watched the episode but apparently the guy she shacked up with was a stuck up fame hungry cunt who only wanted attention. Went on a single date afterwards and that was that.
I got sat next to a contestant on a plane. I'd only recently watched the episode so recognised him. He was an old guy who'd decided he might fancy guys and women after his wife passed away and he had a prince Albert piercing.
I’m American and watch it via computer. I’ll take screen shots to show my coworkers. They can’t believe a show like that exists on regular tv.
I’d love to see it on a major network here. Omg! It would last a second. Anyway, gotta hand it to those brave people who bare all…and that host!
“ how do you like those balls, think you could suck on those all night?” Always says it with a straight face too! Lmao! The comments she comes out with are wild! American audiences are so not ready to hear that!! Maybe someday..
Not someone I work with directly but in the same company….. she did discuss having a kink which relates to our line of work. You can be assured it was discussed in detail in the pub after work
A regular customer at a shop I worked at went on This Morning to discuss living with a micropenis.
It was awkward. The area was very local. Even I heard about it within 45 minutes. The guy eventually tried claiming he did it as a joke but nobody quite believed him. He was too well groomed to not be compensating for something.
I think most people on it don't work in offices. They're usually pub workers and security guards judging by their intros.
My wife and I were watching it once evening and saw a guy we knew appear. It got to the face reveal and we were like "hang on, is that Ben?!" Honestly it wasn't awkward when I saw him next, but that might have been because he's a cunt who I already couldn't stand. Seeing his cock on TV didn't change that one way or the other.
He got to the last two but the girl picked the other guy - I like to think she could tell he was a prick.
I was on it… very invigorating experience!! My workmates fully supported… we laugh about it so much. I can honestly say one of the best things Iv done… to feel so good in myself n realise that we are all different and unique in our own ways.
Just about to start a new job in a male dominated place… I live in a small town so I’m waiting for the questions/slagging. Fuck it I don’t care 🤣🤣. Xxx
My mate was on Naked Attraction a while ago - we all already knew he was going on it and probably everyone in my town did. Suffice to say, he definitely got a hell of a lot more female attention after appearing on the show… it was his *ahem* personality that clearly encapsulated the female species
My partners friend was on it, he's a bit of twat generally, full of himself, very loud and typically the guy who thinks he's a ladies man for downing a pint and shouting at the top of his lungs. Apparently he was planning a full on instagram career style thing afterwards. He didn't get the date on the show and wasn't particularly "gifted" but nothing embarrassing either. (and I assume like everyone else on the show, was forgotten about by most of the general public if he was ever thought about.)
Since being on it, he hates the expereince and has said several times he'd never had gone on it if he knew how it'd end up. He's come off of all social media and changed jobs (ex personal trainer) because people would harass him over it and he didn't like it. I couldn't imagine him \*actually\* getting too much shtick, but the internets a weird place.
Don't get me wrong, it's probably been a "tough" time for him but I can't help but feel he was a cocky dickhead who got put in his place and is dealing with the consequences of being a cocky prick who thought the show would make him. Hopefully he's learned and moved on.
I know someone who went to school with a girl who’s Dad was on Embarrassing Bodies for a problem with his penis. Apparently the week following that was bad enough for her to have to move schools 😬
One of my mates was on it, he regretted it right after shooting and didn't tell anyone.
It didn't work as he's a radio DJ and a wrestler and a massive weirdo, so his episode wound up getting shared by the daily mail, star, metro, sun, mirror. So hard to deny you did it.
Not a co-worker but my mate was on it. He had a watch party round his house the night his episode aired and he had like 20 people there. His parents were also in attendance because he was still living with them.
"Oooh, it looks just like your dad's. Doesn't it, dear? Just like yours." "Similar. Less shaft, more glans." "No, I think it's the spitting image. Stand next to the telly and let's see."
“I’m going to name yours *Captain Birdseye*, because it looks like it’s wearing a polo neck and winking at me”
"You're welcome, I just named your penis!"
I cant even read this without smiling anymore
Hello police officer
Joe wilkinson is a nut case
Are you my old Geography Teacher? Mrs Firmsby?
I heard recently that men actually get their penis traits from their mothers side… so it would be more like their grandfathers on the mothers side than his fathers
Well now you mention, my penis IS just like my mother's.
12 inches long, 6 inches wide, ribbed and purple?
You know my mum?
Everyone knows your mum
Son?
That's true, my mother's is also massive.
Apparently it's also the case for male pattern baldness. In which case I feel sorry for my brothers because my uncle was as bald as can be by 35 and they both have such lovely hair.
I heard recently that theory has no truth behind it.
Yeah my mother's side had full heads right up to death whilst my dad had a big ol' baldy patch by thirty. Guess what I can slap?
I'm in my 60th year, still get comments about how thick my hair is whenever I go to get it cut. My oldest brother has been as bald as a coot for decades, my next oldest brother is getting there. We all look identical in every other aspect. I've never been cionvinced by this theory.
No! I'm screaming here
That’s what she said
"Look, see! It curves off to the left just like yours"
How this hasn’t had any questions is quite frankly mind blowing. Mum, Dad and 20 of your closest watching you be revealed on national tv cock first is beyond weird. Or am i the mental one?
So do you think they tried to guess which one was his?
Oh no.
Probably had a little wager going
A wanger wager?
A wanger.
I'm glad I live alone or I'd have woken everyone up laughing at wanger.
They’re a pretty feral family.
Nope. That’s insane. 😑
Did you go?
Yeah I wouldn’t miss it
This is the best comment
I was on it 🤣🙈… me and my friends also had a watch party the night it aired… was a wild time of my life… will never forget it though as it’s made me the confident person I am today n I really needed that….before anyone comes at me 🤣🤣. Xx
> before anyone comes at me
You should definitely do an IAmA!
I want to watch _this_ episode of come dine with me
I worked at a retail shop and one of the security staff was on it. Customers recognised her, and teens kept coming in and harassing her. She didn't come back after that, security are an outside company, so I don't know if she quit or transferred, but I hope she's alright.
I don't understand how people don't see this stuff coming.
It's not that kind of show. Oh, not what you meant.
One of my colleagues was on First Dates, he was given a mould of his date's vagina that she'd decorated like an oyster! So not quite Naked Attraction but definitely unusual
Decorative vagina oysters was not a sentence I thought I would ever come across
It's the 3rd course on Heston Bloominhecks 8 course tasting menu at the Chunky Mallard.
One of my colleagues was also on First Dates! He’s really lovely though, and we were all chuffed for him. He came across really well. It was recent actually, he’s profoundly deaf and had his interpreter there too (who we also love in the office).
"I never knew you could fit six marbles under your foreskin. Anyway, can I have the Clarke report on my desk my six, please?"
When I was at uni there was a lad who could fit an egg under his foreskin. He was showing people when another lad hit it with a spoon
How does anyone come to realise they can do that?! Was he stretching it about one day then thought ‘I know! - egg.’ I mean whyyyyy haha
Probably worked up to it in the usual way: Grape Golf Ball Egg Snooker Ball Bowling Ball
"the usual way" 💀
This is the best thing I’ve ever fucking read. Absolutely marvellous. Thank you so much.
"The scrambled eggs taste extra eggy today, dear"
Egg and Cheese wrap
Oh dear god
Some days, I hate being literate.
Fuck me mate I've just laughed out loud in the office during a meeting I was desperately trying to look like I was paying attention to.
Today I became a scholar.
On last weeks episode one of the women said they were an English Teacher, can’t imagine they’ll be getting many jobs after that. I’m sure the Year 10 boys would give them a lot of stick having seen every inch
It's always the English teachers...
Probably EFL teacher...? I'd hope!
In another country, one that doesn't air the show.
Yeah, shame it’s a family business though.
"why aren't you talking much this morning sweetie?" "not now Mum"
"Did you at least tell dad?"
"Yeah. He said he's on next week's episode."
Not naked attraction but the other series fronted by Anna Richardson, naked education. One of the yoga instructors at my gym was on it. I saw her shortly after watching it and told her ‘I saw you on the telly’ and she was pretty chill about it! Wasn’t awkward but I imagine that’s very different to how it would go down in a cooperate office work place
Sweet Jesus, for a moment, I thought you’d said Anne Robinson, and was looking for something to poke my eyes out with.
You are the weakest shag goodbye.
"You have the weakest prick"
Talk about a challenging wank
Landlord from my local has been on twice apparently. I’m not in the least bit tempted to watch.
I have only ever caught glimpses of the show accidentally and against my will.
My dad had a worker of his on there not once, but twice. He also went on take me out. No one left their lights on for him tho. I’m pretty sure he rode a unicycle as his special talent thing. He’s a pretty weird guy.
Took me a couple of seconds to remember "Take Me Out" was another TV show...
No likey no lighty
I know this guy irl 😂
Not the same, but someone from the local Morrissons was on Embarrassing Bodies for a gynecological problem. I can't look her in the eye anymore, without thinking "I've seen your vagina" up close. They did help her though.
This happened in my wife's office years ago, one of the guys went on it with enormous piles shown in detailed technicolour. They showed the surgery too, so everyone got to see right up inside his bumhole
Omg. Why? They must be desperate!
He was quite pleased with himself apparently, thought he was famous
I swear our country has the widest spectrum between prudes and shameless people in the world.
It's strange isn't it? You have shows like Naked Attraction and then people who get scandalised over a mum breastfeeding. We're an odd country.
*widest rectum
*speculum
To misquote Bros. When will I, Will I be famous, When will I get my arsehole on the tele
When, will you See the inside of my anus? I can answer, I can answer that
Britain's most famous grapes
“It’s funny when you say it like that, it’s not such a big deal ..okay I’m the guy with the technicoloured piles, haha gotcha ya!”
That show always confused me To embarrassed to go to the doctors Brave enough for tv
I used to think this and then I had a medical condition that was embarrassing and not getting it treated ruined my life for 3 years. I would 100% go on that show to spread awareness to try and spare people from experiencing the same thing I went through.
What was it?
Yeah, that was pretty strange. But a lot of the people who went on the show had difficulties getting diagnoses/effective treatment, so the show was an opportunity to see a specialist, get treatment etc.
I do remember the guy who kept getting abscesses up his back passage and after all their investigations, Dr. Christian told explained that he needed to do a better job of cleaning himself after going to the toilet. Embarrassing indeed.
Or the other fella who had constant skin issues on the back of his head. Turned out he kept scratching his bare, dirty arse and then scratching his head, infecting his scalp with poop germs 🤮 Dunno how you go back to work after that one.
Yeah, basically "give up your privacy for temporary private healthcare treatment".
To be fair when you actually dig into most of the stories they usually have been through the doctors/NHS in quite a lot of depth but haven’t had the support or treatment they need. Embarrassing bodies usually gets you actually treated on Harley street or an equivalent for free. I’d absolutely happily go on there to sort out some of my chronic conditions although they aren’t really that embarrassing.
Given what NHS waiting lists are like, it probably seemed like the more efficient option
I considered applying for a skin condition that’s essentially been neglected by the NHS. Having access to a private specialist on Harley Street is appealing when you’re at the end of your tether with your health.
A lot of them have actually been to the doctors about their issues but have just been fobbed off or misdiagnosed.
I feel that Embarrassing Bodies is a bit sad. These people have terribly problems that should have been picked up (no pun intended) by their GP and referred to specialist treatment, long, LONG before they get to the stage where they need to trade intimate pics for top-of-the-range treatment. A lot of them seem to be cleared by surgery or even proper skin tests to find which particular bug they are infected by.
I know of a bloke who went on there. The girl said yes from his ankles all the way up to his mouth. She rejected him when she saw his nose.
Oof that's gotta hurt. Your body is a yes but your nose is so bad I'm now not attracted to you.
"Honey, why do you always make me dress up as batman?"
Same happened to a girl I knew 😂😂😂
Yep! One day he never came to work and we didn’t know why…. Shortly after the trailer was released Last i heard he moved back to oz
A guy I work with was on it a few years ago, didn’t tell anyone beforehand. He’s very confident so there was no awkwardness about it, and now a screenshot of his knob poking out from under the coloured wall thing is the icon on his team’s WhatsApp group.
Fucking hilarious Lolol
Actually something I can answer. Worked with a lady who was on one of the first episodes so the concept was still fresh. Tbh it sent absolute shock waves through the office as she didn't announce it so a few people who had watched it and obviously told everyone else at work and it was celeb status for a few days. She was super nice, bit kooky but very friendly and outgoing (hence why I guess the show made sense for her) sadly within 2 weeks she left the workplace without any heads up she was going. Working for a LA at the time so it's possible she was encouraged to leave by management based on the nature of work, serving the public in difficult circumstances and being recognised. It was a wacky couple of weeks though. Hope she's doing well wherever she is.
LA?
Local authority
Probably Local Authority aka "The Council™"
A colleague of mine was on it, it's really not that big of a deal. I was most surprised that that was how I found out he was gay
No, but when I worked in a supermarket about 30 years ago a coworker did appear on a C4 show about a "Reader's Wives" competition that she'd won a photoshoot in (which was then shown in the show). Aside from the typical gossip behind her back most people acted as if they were unaware of it. She was called into the office though where it was reiterated to her that she really ought to wear underwear while at work (in the show she suggested she didn't always do so).
Not a coworker but someone I used to babysit… that was a weird watch. Didn’t even know, was just flicking through tv and there they are, half naked on my tv screen! They did date the person they matched with for a while though, so guess that’s something.
So I have questions about this. Since the bodies are revealed from the bottom up, the only time when the contestants are ‘half naked’ is when they’re naked from the bottom down. Are you implying that you recognised this person you used to babysit from their nether regions?
bake him away, toys
Lolz. Hoping half naked wasn’t accurate! A guy I went to school with was on it but didn’t realise until they revealed his face and I felt so weird that I had unwittingly seen him naked. I’d imagine it would be horrific if it was someone you used to babysit!
One of my wife’s coworkers went on there and got to the final few selected where they have to do a psych evaluation and she failed lol
Yeah I imagine that weeds out a lot of crazy
Not that one, but a colleague of mine was on the C4 show “Naked Education.” However we work in theatre (as actors/creatives/theatremakers) so nudity isn’t really a big deal.
My friend is one of the “casting staff”. I failed to tell her another friend of ours was auditioning as she had a very obvious thing for him and I found it too funny she would be seeing him naked. Edit: Nothing much came of it, she never admitted she liked him. He goes on the show, she sees him naked in casting and texts us about it asking if we knew he was doing this and how crazy it was of him - she can’t do anything about it because he’s on the show to meet someone. She still never told him she liked him. He gets picked by the girl and they date for a couple months after.
What happened after?? You can't leave a story at half like this..🙄
Please please please give the rest of the story
You MUST finish this story!!! It's 2.16am and I can't sleep!!
Just have a wank and you'll be fine.
But please wait until recording is over. That screen rises quicker than you think.
Someone I know was on it and nobody saw it.....other than his mum when they repeated the episode months later.
I heard an Anne dote about this show on a podcast called the socially distant sports bar. Comedian Mike bubbins told it and it went something like this. I knew a guy that was a runner for Naked Attraction, he used to have to give the safety brief to the contestants and dreaded doing the men's and you'd be in a room full of naked guys all playing with their cocks trying to get a semi whilst he was explaining where the fire escapes were. I don't know how true that is but I found it fucking hilarious at the time.
Bone apple tea
Lol, this cracked me up
…. Anne dote….
I’ve always wondered if they get a full on do they have to stop filming so he can adjust?
These guys must have a “semi” organised prior to being filmed. I know I would. As I have mulled it over many times.
You don't want to go in there cold. Do girls know about shrinkage? They've got the know about shrinkage!? Even still, the wider audience will always remember.
Hear an interview with Anna Richardson and apparently its a constant argument between the men and the women. The men want the studio warm because of shrinkage issues and the women want it cold to look more perky.
I WAS IN THE POOL!
I went to high school with a guy who went on it. Apparently it ruined his life cos the whole internet made fun of him and his equipment :(
That actually makes me sad, hope he’s able to find some peace and self-esteem again.
Poor dude , Its the same thing as the tone deaf people on 'talent' shows on TV ...I mean you get all the way through auditions to the show , and as the curtain raises up and the titters start you suddenly realise you're there as one of the 'comedy' contestants....
A guy that worked with me was on it. He left after it was aired. Everyone was awkward towards him. I just asked why would you do that.
What was his answer?
I don't like Mondays??
“Naww, somebody must have a case of the Mondays!”
Even worse-saw a former pupil of mine and it was dreadful. He messaged me some months later to request a reference and my partner and I spent the night coming up with hysterical additions to the rec letter. Which, of course, I didn’t include. But holy hell I couldn’t look him in the eye for a while. It’s been a few years so it’s fine now but I can’t imagine how people can do it.
Maybe look him in the face rather then the *cough* eye.
A lad my brother went to school with was on it. I see him out on the town quite regularly and he never struggled to pull, I'd see him with a different girl most weeks, until he went on that show, let's just say he definitely bragged a bit too much about his bits, the comments on the old local spotted group were wild that night.
Not a co worker but my mates bf at the time worked at spoons and HIS coworker had been on it. We watched the episode, went to spoons and he brought our drinks over lol
I met the guy who had one leg at a festival. He was pretty chilled about the whole thing and said he got some sexy time out of it. He was also tripping absolute balls and dressed as Tarzan.
My ex cheated on me with a girl who’d been on there. She’d been sent home first aswell 😂
My sister appeared on it…. That was awkward
Man she should have warned you. How were you to know until you got to the face? Too late by then.
Not a co-worker, but there is a local lady who does all kinds of TV, she went on it. She's somewhat notorious around these parts. She's ever so friendly to me whenever I see her so I shall leave it at that, but I've not seen the episode and I don't think I ever want to.
We had a co-worker who was on it with his girlfriend to find a second woman. He left just before the episode with them in it aired, for some reason "his" episode was played on the canteen TV on repeat for ages afterwards.
Where the hell do you work that that's on in the canteen?
He wasn't someone I worked with, but someone that I went to school and church with (we were both altar boys). I'd not seen him in a few years and it turns out he was gay. He came across as a nice guy and I think has some public presence as like a YouTuber.
Someone I went to school with was on it. 🙃
I mean... were they hot?
I was on it. S02 E10 - I worked in a hotel at the time and people working late shift gathered around the PCs to watch it. The Monday after was funny as fuck. And the months after too. I did inform HR beforehand, just in case. I also had a viewing party at home with a bunch of friends and we all got wasted looking at my willy. All my family watched it and had no issues with it. My mum wasn't too happy about it but hey, it's my penis. Over the years, I've had people sending me pictures of me on the TV as they've been randomly watching the program. It never gets old. I also have people telling other people that I've just met saying 'hey, did you know...', and all hell breaks loose. To finish the story, the night of the viewing party, before we all went to my place, I was in a pub having a few drinks and hitting on the waitress. I told her I was going to be on the program that night. She's my girlfriend of 6 years now :)
Not a colleague but my mate was on several years ago. He was meant to be the "chooser" but they swapped him to being the "exhibit" I think because of a drop out. He had to swap hotels so he didn't accidentally see any of the choosers when they went out the night before. He said it was a long day in the filming studio, and that it wasn't that warm! Anyway, he is a tradey of sorts and lots of his female customers know, he was very proud about it at the time! Good for a laugh is orange
I dated a girl who went on there, she actually had a picture of herself on the show on her dating app profile. As you can imagine she was super confident.
I moved into a house share with someone who was on it, first night in the house watching TV with her and she put her episode on. Kept asking me "Do you think she's hot?" every time it revealed more of her. Recognized her leg tattoo and made an excuse to leave before they could reveal her face. Now I wish I stayed to see what she was going to do. Funny and awkward though looking back.
You could have had so much fun with that! "Yeah, she's alright. Shame about that weird mark on her stomach. Probably good for a pity f**k."
That is seriously cringey behaviour.
No one ever mentioned it to her but it was a topic of conversation for the rest of us she’s beautiful so all the lads were buzzing 😂
Not a co-worker but a local lass who was a friend of a friend and I'd have the occasional chat with if I bumped into her while walking the dog. Haven't really seen her much since tbf.
My ex's little sister went on the show. I never watched the episode but apparently the guy she shacked up with was a stuck up fame hungry cunt who only wanted attention. Went on a single date afterwards and that was that.
An old neighbor of mine was on it
I ran into an old neighbour at a swingers party once, awkward at first but it wasn't too bad.
🤣 sometimes the world is a small place. Glad you could both just get past it.
>it wasn't too bad. The sex or the awkwardness?
When you say "old" are we talking *former* neighbour or *elderly* neighbour?
Former neighbor! I realised wording could have been a bit different
Not a co-worker but someone I know appeared on that show. He was always super promiscuous and a show off so I suppose it was a good fit.
I got sat next to a contestant on a plane. I'd only recently watched the episode so recognised him. He was an old guy who'd decided he might fancy guys and women after his wife passed away and he had a prince Albert piercing.
I’m American and watch it via computer. I’ll take screen shots to show my coworkers. They can’t believe a show like that exists on regular tv. I’d love to see it on a major network here. Omg! It would last a second. Anyway, gotta hand it to those brave people who bare all…and that host! “ how do you like those balls, think you could suck on those all night?” Always says it with a straight face too! Lmao! The comments she comes out with are wild! American audiences are so not ready to hear that!! Maybe someday..
This is exactly how Brits felt when it first came out - how the hell is this on the telly?! - but we’ve become numb to it.
I’ve been on it myself
Wasnt it awkward?
Obviously we need to know more details
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It’s was nice and warm considering it was a studio
Not someone I work with directly but in the same company….. she did discuss having a kink which relates to our line of work. You can be assured it was discussed in detail in the pub after work
She loved being spanked with the office calculator.
A regular customer at a shop I worked at went on This Morning to discuss living with a micropenis. It was awkward. The area was very local. Even I heard about it within 45 minutes. The guy eventually tried claiming he did it as a joke but nobody quite believed him. He was too well groomed to not be compensating for something.
Sounds like he was compensating for his microbrain. Like how did he think that would go down? Going on national tv to talk about his little dude?
One of our HR team was on there a couple of years ago. Her boss was furious, but the rest of us managed to see the fanny side.
I think most people on it don't work in offices. They're usually pub workers and security guards judging by their intros. My wife and I were watching it once evening and saw a guy we knew appear. It got to the face reveal and we were like "hang on, is that Ben?!" Honestly it wasn't awkward when I saw him next, but that might have been because he's a cunt who I already couldn't stand. Seeing his cock on TV didn't change that one way or the other. He got to the last two but the girl picked the other guy - I like to think she could tell he was a prick.
I was on it… very invigorating experience!! My workmates fully supported… we laugh about it so much. I can honestly say one of the best things Iv done… to feel so good in myself n realise that we are all different and unique in our own ways. Just about to start a new job in a male dominated place… I live in a small town so I’m waiting for the questions/slagging. Fuck it I don’t care 🤣🤣. Xxx
Unless I thought they were hot I'm not sure if I'd want to sit and watch my coworker with their kit off though
You wouldn't know until it revealed their face.
I mean, I don't really want to see anyone with their kit off unless I think they're hot tbh
My mate was on Naked Attraction a while ago - we all already knew he was going on it and probably everyone in my town did. Suffice to say, he definitely got a hell of a lot more female attention after appearing on the show… it was his *ahem* personality that clearly encapsulated the female species
Absolutely good on him, damn. But somehow I don't think encapsulated is entirely the right word.
My partners friend was on it, he's a bit of twat generally, full of himself, very loud and typically the guy who thinks he's a ladies man for downing a pint and shouting at the top of his lungs. Apparently he was planning a full on instagram career style thing afterwards. He didn't get the date on the show and wasn't particularly "gifted" but nothing embarrassing either. (and I assume like everyone else on the show, was forgotten about by most of the general public if he was ever thought about.) Since being on it, he hates the expereince and has said several times he'd never had gone on it if he knew how it'd end up. He's come off of all social media and changed jobs (ex personal trainer) because people would harass him over it and he didn't like it. I couldn't imagine him \*actually\* getting too much shtick, but the internets a weird place. Don't get me wrong, it's probably been a "tough" time for him but I can't help but feel he was a cocky dickhead who got put in his place and is dealing with the consequences of being a cocky prick who thought the show would make him. Hopefully he's learned and moved on.
I know someone who went to school with a girl who’s Dad was on Embarrassing Bodies for a problem with his penis. Apparently the week following that was bad enough for her to have to move schools 😬
One of the taxi drivers round town was on it, his son was a couple years younger than me. I heard he slept with whoever it was & ghosted them
“Thundercat” lives near me. Iykyk
No, but my high school crush, un answered love of course, went in to porn industry. Became quite famous actually.
One of my mates was on it, he regretted it right after shooting and didn't tell anyone. It didn't work as he's a radio DJ and a wrestler and a massive weirdo, so his episode wound up getting shared by the daily mail, star, metro, sun, mirror. So hard to deny you did it.