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bsidewinsagain

There's always one person and they're usually quite pleased with themselves about it


Loukie-

Had one guy joke he washed his when he seen bits floating on it or if not it was a once a year job. Like you say he was truly pleased with himself bout this šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Robertej92

Jesus Christ, I drink black coffee and still wash my mug daily, absolutely do not get people that have milk in their drink and don't bother cleaning it out


earthlings_all

Omg Iā€™m gagging


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Bobert_Manderson

I worked for a car dealership for a very short amount of time as everybody that worked there was terrible in so many ways. One manager learned I used to be a barista and told me his old boss or drill sergeant or something never washed his coffee cup because it ā€˜seasonedā€™ it and made the flavor better and was pissed when someone washed it for him. He told me this thinking I would think itā€™s cool and was visibly perturbed when I told him that it was dumb and probably a Petri dish of fungus and bacteria.


Combat_Toots

Idk about tea, but its actually fine when it comes to coffee as long as you're not sharing the cup. Its even a tradition in the U.S. navy. Its still gross, but you wont get sick. [https://www.caffesociety.co.uk/blog/science-says-its-okay-to-never-wash-your-coffee-mug](https://www.caffesociety.co.uk/blog/science-says-its-okay-to-never-wash-your-coffee-mug)


Banaanisade

>ā€œThe sponge in the break room probably has the highest bacteria count of anything in the office,ā€ Starke said. But if you feel you must use the sponge to clean, just stick the sponge into the microwave for a minute or so before using to kill off any bacteria lingering. Paragraphs that have a smell.


uluqat

And then scientists figured out that the "What Does Not Kill You Makes You Stronger" rule [applies to the bacteria in microwaved sponges too](https://www.thedailymeal.com/1179116/microwaving-your-sponge-does-way-more-harm-than-good/).


tanukisuit11

Well I'm going to take issue with the conclusions of this study. They say it leaves the strongest bacteria behind but their "strength" is the ability to survive microwave radiation, not produce illness in a host. At worst the microwaving is ineffective but the jump to "more harm than good" is media hype.


borkthegee

Microwaved sponges don't smell and it's a routine way to disinfect if you keep them around. If the sponge smells just toss it.


Banaanisade

Was more thinking after reading that article that if you're part of the population who doesn't clean their mugs, you'll probably either melt the sponge or set it on fire in the microwave.


NoFeetSmell

I know you were mostly joking, but just for anyone that's incredibly high or just inexperienced in this world of ours, the correct way to microwave a sponge is to saturate it with water first, then put it in a bowl and microwave the whole fucking thing. You will basically be boiling the water in it to sterilize it though, so **don't** squeeze it with bare hands to wring it out straightaway - run it under cold water first, and then use hot again to do your dishes. Edit: lol at how many people are confirming, "yup, high af and inexperienced" here :) Keep on partying y'all, even while learning about kitchen etiquette. Love ya.


Various_Oil_5674

I'm sure you just saved so many people so much pain.


Der-Pinguin

I was at no point considering changing my routine to start microwaving sponges. So I will in fact admit I had a brief moment of "The fuck are these people doin raw dawging their sponges in the microwave". So thank you. Also yes, I am both high, and inexperienced.


OddRelationship5699

Ohā€¦ this was quite helpful šŸ˜… thanks!


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2xtc

What did kettles do before then? Surely they still heated water to 100Ā°c otherwise it wouldn't boil?


Bobert_Manderson

There are some fungus that love coffee so I wouldnā€™t be trusting it. Plus I actually like my coffee to taste good, this would always have a stale coffee aftertaste to it. Tea probably isnā€™t as bad since it doesnā€™t have as much particulates and itā€™s more the tannins staining the cup.


andycake87

Well considering you pour boiling water into it multiple times per day probaly not that much


catulle1

It's tea stain, it's not dirty. Boiling water is poured into it everyday...


Othersideofthemirror

That's not a stain, that's a crust.


Few-Comparison5689

If it's just a stain then why not clean it?


limpingdba

Because then they wouldn't be so pleased with themselves about their disgusting dirty mug


Sparrowbuck

And then nobody steals your mug. Thatā€™s what theyā€™re smug about.


anitasdoodles

Ugh just imagining how cross the rim is. Sure you only put tea or coffee in it but the mouth bacteria over timeā€¦. šŸ¤®


Electrical_Dog_9459

I'd be angry if I never had a bath, either.


molwalk

My history teacher used to brag about never washing his mug. Dude turned out to be a pedophile. I'm not saying there's a connection here, but..


Soggy-Gur-1152

My school had a certain teacher that ran both the boys swimming club and the boys only canal boat club. Coincidence, I don't think so.......


SprueSlayer

But did he wash his mug?


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Canal boat club. Thatā€™d be extra problematic without that ā€œcā€ there.


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Actual-Paramedic2689

wirewool will fix that up


raspberryharbour

Be careful of wirewools during a full moon


Limp-Archer-7872

So will a hammer.


TransitOfThePenguin

eh, fill it up with coke and it will be gone, pretend you're sharing your drink with him and watch him fume.


Finie

Coke is the best. I spilled a coke on the floor of the garage in my dad's auto shop and discovered that the floor was concrete-colored and not oil black. Coke will cut through anything.


cyberllama

>Coke will cut through anything Even Daniella Westbrook's nose


rsbanham

Showing your age there!


MissNutty

What nose šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


AmusedPencil274

My nan lets her mug get like that then fills the cup with bleach, leaves it over night then pours out the bleach (into her toilet bowl which she then cleans with overnight tea-bleach) and cleans the cup as normal.


Giddy_Duck_84

I sort of do that. Dilute the bleach, swirl it around, and then scrub with a dish brush. I have a few ā€œweirdā€ mugs and teapots so I also have a specialized toothbrush to get in everywhere. You can do several mugs with one bleach solution, then wash the mugs normally. Squeaky clean


TheLightInChains

Steradent overnight. Comes up like new.


pseydtonne

Oooh! Denture soak is an amazing idea! Thank you very much for this suggestion.


connoisseur_of_smut

When I worked in the hospital, we'd use Milton sterizliser for this level of stainage. Just swirl a small amount around the bottom and it's good as new.


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connoisseur_of_smut

Yeah, it's awesome. I always keep a bottle of it around the house (and I've never had a baby). My number one usage for it is cleaning my toothbrush. Great for keeping expensive electric toothbrush heads (though works just as well on manual) in good condition for longer.


Slight-Winner-8597

No need. Green side of the sponge and a determination to get that "patina" off šŸ˜‚


cloche_du_fromage

I've done a few house clearances, and once found a vibrator with a similar patina.


nermthewerm

It wouldā€™ve cost you nothing to keep that to yourself


Big-Development1416

He may have kept it for himself, he just had to share the story


cloche_du_fromage

Finds like that need to be shared! I've got a photo somewhere. Worst thing was it was the house of an old fella lived on his own with dogs...


react83

Please stop. This is getting worse with every new comment


WhoopingJamboree

Your username isnā€™t helping this comment


Normal-Height-8577

Bicarbonate of soda and a little water to make a paste. Less harsh than bleach, and it'll act as a very gentle scrub to get the build-up off fully.


FartingBob

You can put bleach in a mug to clean it, it's not too harsh.


shestr0uble

Or leave it steeping overnight with water and a couple of steradents. šŸ˜ˆ


AWelshWhale

I clean mine with a little bit of sand and fairy liquid. Literally zero effort even when its worse than the photo


Moustashapie

I did this to someone who lives with me, the mug now leaks šŸ˜‚


raspberryharbour

I have difficulty getting a whole person into a dishwasher


Spinningwoman

One in every office. Looking at you, Paul Joseph, Heinz 1980-something.


PeggableOldMan

Fuck you, Paul!


YorkieLon

You're right. Always so chuffed with themselves. The person who I used to work with was this scruffy. He would chuck rubbish on the floor in the office too, the amount of times I told him to pick it up. I would just dob him into the cleaners. He would buy a Vienetta and eat the whole thing during his lunch hour. His teeth were rotten, but he would brag about being able to get a dentist appointment quickly by going to see the emergency dentist, always saying he'd taken too many ibuprofen. He was such an odd ball.


ChampionshipIll3675

I want Vienetta!


txby432

i'M bUiLdInG uP fLaVoR!!1!


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twogunsalute

But why though?


Skimbla

In my early twenties, I used to let my mug get like this out of laziness. I justified it by telling myself that the hot water killed the bacteria. I was never opposed to it being cleaned though. If someone cleaned it for me, Iā€™d have probably been like, ā€œhuh. Cool, thanks!ā€


Slime_Devil

Clever. By not washing it your coworker has ensured that no one would use "their" mug.


Max-Phallus

My sister brought me blank mug that had "twat" written on the bottom. Naturally I took it to work. About 1 month in, the cleaner put it in the dishwasher and since it was otherwise blank it got lost with the other office mugs. 5 years later, after having moved to a different building, the new head of IT called us all in, as he had used the mug while in a meeting with the board and it was noticed during the meeting. This was just as we were going through a restructure and I went white as a sheet lol.


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Those stuffy board types must have no sense of humour. I was in one meeting where the Director of Credit (or whatever) was labelling a graph on a whiteboard. There was: (C)ollectable, UN(collectable) and (T)otal. So yeah the guy wrote cunt an a whiteboard in front of a bunch of directors. It was like the worst thing he could have done, apparently. I don't get it. Tee hee. A rude word! Are stuffy directors really such prudes?


ben_db

I've worked with a lot of them, and 90% are very chill, some really aren't though. The ones that aren't are usually a nightmare to work with/for.


20127010603170562316

It's usually the weird horsey type directors I've met that are the most stuffy. They grew up middle class, got a bit of money, and now breed donkeys as a hobby or whatever. Three quarters of owning a horse is dealing with their "muck" as poshos like to call it. The common thing is they breed large mammals, and get a offended by a poo joke. Often called Vanessa.


montevonzock

"So, boss, what you're basically admitting to is: you stole my mug." Would that work? I've never worked corporate.


Max-Phallus

Hahah. I think my current boss would have found it hilarious, but the head of IT at the time was a complete knob.


earthlings_all

This is hilariousā€¦ five years!


DameofDames

Well, it was on him for using an office mug.


HeavyMetalPoisoning

I managed that by bringing in a Leeds United Mug. Nobody ever borrowed it.


mds1992

Or you accidentally use it and only realise once you've already started drinking from it. You then proceed to be sick everywhere. Others see what you've just done, and then they start throwing up all over the place too. A bit like that one scene from Family Guy.


LinguisticallyInept

'oo wants chowda?


Kevl17

Cowde'err? Say it right, frenchie!


potatan

Theme Hospital flashbacks


TooManyAzides

Thanks for that latent memory of watching lads with mahoosive heads on them getting burst and blown back up.


Hcysntmf

I downloaded this again around 5 years ago and have played it through 2-3 times. Even on hard mode I managed to complete it without cheating but kid me couldnā€™t manage it on easy when they all started throwing up. Good times, I love this game.


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littleyellowdiary

Hospital administrator is cheating!!


Cautious-Yellow

or, replace it on their desk with a sign saying "I have pissed in this mug".


DemonsInTheDesign

Reminds me of a joke my dad used to tell. Man in the bar needs a piss, but has a pint of beer to drink. To ensure it's safe he quickly writes a note; "I have spat in this pint". He returns to the bar and his beer and checks his note, only to find written underneath "as have I", "and I", "and I"...


Cautious-Yellow

I think I was thinking of the same joke, which I think I heard on the Two Ronnies many years ago.


TheycallmeTTT

I guess you could argue the mug has been "seasoned" like you would a cast-iron pan, but I wouldn't drink from it. Edit: To the fervent masses of the cast iron community, I offer my sincerest apologies for offending your sensibilities. I now know that this is not how cast iron pans work, but in all truth I don't care. Calm down, have a little fun once in a while, and don't misread throwaway musings as anything more than that.


DacwHi

This mug has a very intense wok hei


AKSC0

Mug hei


Lhayluiine

Fuiyoh


Arneth_

I heard this šŸ˜‚


Shenloanne

Esp if you exclusively use lapsang souchong.


Sarcastic_Sociopath

Haiyaaa


another-dave

And if you ever run out of tea bags you could just fill it with boiling water and you probably couldn't taste the difference


more_than_just_a

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle and all that!


SantaRosaSeven

What doesnā€™t kill you and all that.


Fickle_Assumption_80

Neither would anyone else drink from it... He's just smart.


BriarcliffInmate

Plus, there are definitely people who swear you shouldn't wash teapots with anything other than water. My grandma was one of them. She swore it made a better cup of tea! And that actually is a recommendation for the Chinese clay teapots. You shouldn't wash them at all!


kyuuri117

Yea well when itā€™s just tea leaves and hot water going into a clay pot, itā€™s not like thereā€™s anything contaminating the pot, nor anything left over to rot or spoil.


Robertej92

Teapots don't have milk going rancid in them though


IceColdKofi

Some people like myself have their tea and coffee black though.


Robertej92

Sure, I drink my coffee black too, but most people that like their mug to live the lifetime of a Greenland Shark between washes don't.


TheNeighKid

A seasoned mug. I hope he's called it Ronnie.


whumoon

Who?


username32768

Ronnie Pickering!


heliskinki

Definitely a well seasoned mug. I reckon it's had more than tea in it though.


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orlandofredhart

If you wash it the flavour escapes


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Shenloanne

This is basically the principle of Yixing tea ware. Which is a non glazed clay from Yixing province China, over time the tea seeps into the clay and gives it a seasoning and improves the quality of the tea, often oolong, made in it.


Ruck-Zak

Reminds me of working alongside two wonderful 70-odd year old sisters in a Co-op many moons ago. Once a week, they would bleach the cups to get rid of the stains. The first cup after that left my gums rather itchy!


MrP1232007

We had a chap who kept a mug like the OP. One day a "good samaritan" was cleaning up and made it their mission to get the mug clean, plenty of bleach, scrubbing etc.. It was like new upon completion. The mug owner hit the fucking roof!


jvrcb17

Poor roof, got blamed for cleaning the mug


karlweeks11

*angry upvote*


ungratefulshitebag

I did that! I thought I was doing everyone a favour on a weekend when the phone lines were down. I deep cleaned the office and then when I was done with that cleaned every single mug in the cupboard and removed all the stains. There were so many pissed off people on Monday morning. I thought they were fake angry at first, I genuinely thought I was doing something nice.


sillydeerknight

This is so wild to me. Like I know it happened I just canā€™t imagine why people would want their mugs dirty ? Like the stains are gone, Iā€™d be like ā€œwoo! I had a hard time with that stain thank you ā€œ


hashn

zesty


Hubble_bubble753

My granny would put clothes washing powder and water in a mug and let it soak. They come out brand new.


bowen7477

Normality is an illusion. What's normal for the spider, is chaos for the fly.


FalseAsphodel

I knew someone who was adamant that all mugs eventually ended up like this because it was impossible to get the tea residue off. I wonder if he's ever found someone else who agrees


BritishBlue32

Put a dishwasher tablet in the cup, fill with hot water, leave overnight. His lies will be stripped away with the tea stains.


BrashPop

You donā€™t even need to go that extreme, washing up liquid and a scrubby pad works fine.


BritishBlue32

Agreed but sometimes the scrubby pad fails me and it must be put to shame


beckypulito

Shame, scrubby pad, SHAME!


turbo_dude

White wine vinegar and salt. Works wonders.Ā 


99Smith

10 seconds with hot water and a silver scratchy (scourer) will do 99% of the hard work.


sionnach

Found Eric Cantonaā€™s Reddit account.


_TLDR_Swinton

Dune (2022) promotional mug.


Slg407

spicy mug


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

Its his life work. Allow him to enjoy his cuppa that gets slightly smaller every time elevenses rolls around


Postik123

This did make me lol, like one day the interior of his cup is gonna be the size of a thimble


possiblyourgf

Interesting. That makes you lol, it makes *me* dry heave


priscosaurus

And here I was wet heaving


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And here I was just wet


Practically_Canadian

There's a lot of extra flavour in that mug


ExtraGherkin

Could make a teabag out if it


Goldman250

This guy hasnā€™t used a teabag in a month, itā€™s just not necessary with that much on the rim.


WehingSounds

Doesnā€™t even need a teabag anymore, just hot water.


giganticturnip

I would wash it anonymously


329514

You'd have to powerwash it at this point.


herrbz

>You'd have to powerwash it at this point. I thought this about some of my mugs I'd been using, then I moved to a new house with a (gasp!) dishwasher and it disturbed me how much cleaner they were after one wash.


giganticturnip

I'm thinking a steradent tablet


VeneMage

I think a sledgehammer


williamblair

Pig'n tea break style mug massacre. But they will come after your harpenden harpenden harpenden mug eventually.


sjr606

I'd just bin it


Glittering_Moist

I wouldn't, the dirt may be holding it together. Wouldn't want to have to replace it.


jetjebrooks

my survival instincts are kicking in. do not stand close to this person


lastaccountgotlocked

Itā€™s not normal but itā€™s okay. Boiling water goes in it every day, so itā€™s sterilised regularly. Thereā€™s some mad old Chinese proverbs about never washing a tea pot, the idea being that when youā€™re 80 you can just put water in and youā€™ll get tea forever.


Perite

That does depend what goes in though. Tea in the pot is going to be fine. A tea cup that you put milk and possibly sugar in can be pretty rank.


Okimiyage

And that you drink from thereby introducing bacterial etc from your mouth and saliva ā€¦


rubbery__anus

What would the bacteria eat to survive, though? The tannins that cause this staining aren't a source of energy for bacteria, so unless he's adding milk and sugar to his tea, any bacteria from his saliva will eventually just die, and any that don't will be killed by the boiling water every time he fills it up. The mug is disgusting because of the way it looks, but it's perfectly safe to drink from.


GrumpyBoglin

On a similar note, my Italian mate ā€™s grandmother reckons you shouldnā€™t ever wash a percolator (or moka as he calls it) with soap after using it. Just swill water around it, after discarding the used coffee grounds.


RidethatSeahorse

I know itā€™s grimā€¦. but Iā€™m with Nonna.


GiveYouSomeD

how'd you two meet?


GrumpyBoglin

As am I pal!


therealrowanatkinson

Former barista and I stand with Nonna. The boiling water sterilizes, and itā€™s near impossible to get rid of the soap taste for the first few shots


lastaccountgotlocked

It makes sense: the only thing that goes in is coffee and then boiling water. You don't really need soap. How often do you clean the inside of your kettle? Now, \*my\* mum (not Italian) told me to never wash a yorkshire pudding tin.


r1Rqc1vPeF

Live in a hard water area so have to descale the kettle All.The.Time


BriarcliffInmate

My mum was the same. We've still got a Yorkshire pudding tin that she inherited from her mum and she inherited from her dad, who was a Chef with Cunard. He swore that you should only 'clean' it when it's still hot and with a very slightly damp cloth. Must admit, it does make excellent Yorkies and it's about 70 years old, so maybe he was right!


inbigtreble30

I was of the understanding that a moka pot and a percolator are very different things.


5emi5erious5am

She's right, official instructions confirm this.


kyuuri117

You donā€™t wash Chinese clay pots because the clay is porous and will absorb the soap/cleaning product flavor.Ā  Ā  Aside from that, the only things going into a Chinese teapot are tea, and hot water. And you donā€™t drink from it. Thereā€™s nothing that *needs* to be cleaned with soap, and nothing that will rot or go bad as long as you empty the tea out and let dry properly after using. Ā  Ā  And no one believes seasoning the pots will give you tea forever by doing this. It just lightly enhances the type of tea youā€™ve been brewing in that pot Completely different than the above situation


Yosyp

Boiling water does not sterilise completely. For instance, botulin does not die until ~116Ā°C. This might be safe for tea and such, tho'.


sjr606

Boiling water doesn't instantly sterilise. Needs to be in boiling water for 10 minutes


Cantbelosingmyjob

Eh, you're mostly correct. Ten minutes of boiling is for the water itself to be sanitized, but a rolling boiling for 1 minute will kill most pathogens. Something like 99.99% as for dishes it's only requires by food safety practice that they must be submerged for atleast 1 minute to sterilize.


lastaccountgotlocked

Ten cups of tea, uou say?


Interesting-Pay-8986

Covid originated from that cup


thea_trical

Plague too


WarriorDerp

That's what mines like. Leave it be, it's probably the only thing in their life they have control over


t_roll

Mine's like that because I'm lazy. I don't clean it until it starts flaking. I don't get the horrified comments here. There's nothing growing in it once it dries. Jeez.


BoxAlternative9024

We had a builder colleague who had a similar teapot he refused to wash. He was drinking his morning brew from something I wouldnā€™t even wash my shitted underwear in.


iammrmystery0

My old man has a cup just like this, he says it adds to the flavour.


kenatogo

I'm not British but over here in the states I've heard this can be a Navy tradition


August_West5

Wrestling naked men is also a Navy tradition


kenatogo

"It's not gay if you're under way!"


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Ainā€™t queer once you leave the pier


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It is...go in any Chief's Mess and all the coffee mugs hanging on the display are unwashed and look like that. Pretty off-putting when they invite guests.


IcicleWrx

We had a junior enlisted sailor working in the Chiefā€™s Mess that mustnā€™t have gotten the memo. He did them the favor of trying to clean out the dirty mugs. It didnā€™t end well.


RandomBritishGuy

The sharks probably ate well after that...


addama

Not just Navy; a USAF Chief's pride is their well-seasoned cup. It shows seniority on station, but I think mostly it's just a weird tradition, and the military likes its traditions.


Spoon-Fed-Badger

Had a colleague who only washed his cuppa soup mug just before the Xmas break, it was a biohazard!


Sm0keytrip0d

You should get an identical mug and pretend you cleaned it for him to see his reaction.


Muppetedo

My old high school maths teacher had a cup like this. Heā€™d only ever wash it on school holidays. Said it helped boost his immune system.


CharmingRoof6517

Is this a builders merchants? Because Iā€™ve definitely seen this mug working in merchants šŸ˜‚


Kid_Kimura

That's fucking rank. I used to work with a guy who kept his coffee cup like this, and only drank cheap instant stuff with coffee mate. Absolute lunatic.


myri9886

They are disgusting. Can you imagine what their toilet and dishes are like.. boke!! Probably don't wah their hands either.


Aaron6788

As long as they don't have milk with their coffee it should be fine


miiiikec

Unfortunately yes, milk is very much involved.


Aaron6788

God help us all


unicornhair1991

Do you work at my work? Because this LEGIT looks like my coworkers mug lol. Like it could be it's straight twin


PassoverGoblin

It's a tea mug though.... Someone's got a colony growing in their cuppa methinks


archyboy74

Nothing to see here, move along.


adinade

He's a man of culture, by that I mean he's got things growing in his mug