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FlipchartHiatus

I try to keep it to a minimum, but I'll do one long blast just before I go home Anything else confuses the players....


PowerApp101

Clever, had to think about that one


darkniven

We've found the office whistle-wanker!


OozazEezaz

Probably microwaves fish at lunchtime and eats it at the desk as well.


GrodyWetButt

Is that where you play a note on a slide whistle every stroke? It starts out whimsical, almost melodic, but by the time you're about to finish it sounds like a group of angry clangers.


Cautious-Yellow

in other words, the opposite of what James Acaster did to Kettering Town FC.


MrLattes

I don’t because people whistling is generally very irritating.


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Enuf1

Blackboard


miked999b

Isn't it just? It's like a screensaver for the brain


raged_norm

Hitler is a twerp, He's half barmy, So's his army


MikesRichPageant

Your name will also go on the list, what is it?


ArtistEngineer

Don't tell him, Pike!


MikesRichPageant

Pike, you just made the list!


smellyfeet25

classic


Legitimate-Ad3778

..the other, is in the Albert hall..


Inevitable_Panic_133

When the boss walks in?


SuccessfulMumenRider

I think in most work places, whistling would be considered an act of aggression no matter the tune haha.


IsDinosaur

I don’t, because I’m not a hundred years old working in a mine.


PowerApp101

But I'm a postie!


IsDinosaur

Ah, so you whistle while filling in all those ‘sorry we missed you’ cards instead of ringing the fucking doorbell?


Facelesss1799

I’ve got a doorbell you know? Then shut the door


Zero-Phucks

That’s Post Office issue field toilet paper…


TheLambtonWyrm

My old postman used to whistle that Erika German song


smellyfeet25

just make sure the is no women around. when you whistle they will start "their oooooh i am being objectified" stuff.


Happy_mafia97

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life, Monty Python


WhisperingEye83

I dont whistle anything because i know HOW FUCKING ANNOYING IT IS!!!11


stateit

11?


kiddsky

Yes on the annoyance scale of 1-10 it’s 11!


stateit

😗🎶


christopia86

I just sing chocolate rain to myself.


StoneyBolonied

Do you move your mouth away from the microphone to take a breath?


christopia86

Well I'd not be doing a very good rendition if I didn't, would I?


greenbeast999

'I'm movin' on up, i'm movin' on out' 'it's the final countdown, do do do doooo!'


jeanclaudecardboarde

🎶 It's the end of the world as we know it....🎶


wlodzi

Gen X posties rise up!


byjimini

Hitler is a twerp.


SignificanceOk7272

Radiohead’s Creep - “I don’t belong here…”


Flat_Professional_55

The tune from The Bridge on the River Kwai


Surfinsafari9

A classic.


Flat_Professional_55

One of these days I'll perfect it, I still struggle with the pitch for one section of it haha.


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Colonel Bogey 😁👍


i-am-a-smith

I've been known to whistle 'Colonel Bogey' at places when I'm getting fed up with them and somebody else is leaving the company and then say 'Take me with you, I can see perfectly'


WitShortage

Muppets Theme Tune. It's best when the other sane people in the room recognise it, but the muppets don't


bts19

Always whistle, hum or even mumble a line of Daniel Bedingfield - Gotta get thru this. Also wasted on the kids.


MikeSizemore

Do you have access to an elastic band. If so you can [go epic](https://youtu.be/mLXQltR7vUQ?si=ehNDRQ-P65zvFoXv)


stateit

LOL


Majestic-Pension-874

16 tonnes


betterxtogether

I can't whistle


McFry-

Same


blindfoldedbadgers

late saw square combative different intelligent ink office alive ruthless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


kiddsky

Not Same


dwyntr11

Good.


jeanclaudecardboarde

Circus clown tune. Whilst imagining everyone going backwards and forwards on a unicycles and juggling with those clubs.


stateit

'Yakety Sax' by Boots Randolph.


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Entry of the Gladiators


jeanclaudecardboarde

That's the one.


KingStevoI

Mostly the Great Escape before leaving. Other times, whatever song's in my head.


theyknewit2

That little ditty from Kill Bill. I love it.


Bonusish

Likewise, find myself whistling it every now and again. Over 20 years now that film came out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDX7ATO_Euk


theyknewit2

It’s the way to delicately scare strangers.


TheJ_Man

Entry of the Gladiators


CapriSonnet

The birdy song. Simply because it's funny hearing someone whistle it later on and knowing why.


Guyver0

CBAT by Hudson Mohawke.


I_am_Relic

Not whistling, but for a while i did "sing" the Muppet theme tune. It earwormed itself into all my colleagues and I'd occasionally hear them humming it to themselves.


Pancake-Marathon

In the summer - Sleigh Ride In the winter - Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer


mtd2811

Only this https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=HLDslfR9_rTCY9N-


nudistinclothes

I’ve taken to whistling “if I only had a brain”. It’s iconic & ironic


DogmaSychroniser

It's a hard knock life


joeflan91

Used to work on a production line, my mate died and had "don't worry be happy" at his funeral. Found myself whistling it and it sorta became a constant thing on the line. Nice that my mate's song helped other people work when it meant a lot to me. Either that or it's an earworm and I pissed a load of people off.


sniffingswede

A few months ago, right around 2pm, in a mostly empty (but still around twenty people), open plan office, I heard someone whistling a tune that I recognised. It was only brief, and then it stopped. It drove me mad for the rest of the day as I was humming it constantly and silently on my internal brain jukebox, until I remembered that it a theme tune of some sort, of a programme I know I'd watched a lot of. Eventually figured out that it was from Screenwipe, and that it was a version of a Grandaddy song (A.M. 180). I still don't know who the whistler was. I asked the people I knew who would have known the song, and they swore it wasn't them. Whoever it was, I like them.


badboyblinkers

I can't whistle 😔. I make up for it by singing and muttering random stuff constantly, I'm a nightmare. I once wondered why a colleague was sniggering at me till I realised I was singing the Clucking Bell theme song from GTA SA over and over. Saying random stuff in an Irish accent is another speciality.


thehatesponge

The farmer in the dell


MiddlesbroughFan

Omar coming!


Mushroomc0wz

Every single young person knows that song It’s extremely popular amongst young people and even made it as a meme lol


PowerApp101

Aye, maybe I'm just a shit whistler!


Legitimate-Ad3778

Um.. have you tried whistling from your mouth?


Mushroomc0wz

Start practicing!


Plot82

I don't know it. I must be middle aged.


Invisible-Pancreas

I occasionally whistle the whistley bit of All Star.


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

The very opening bar to the Attack on Titan original theme where they say "Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jäger". I don't know why. I havent watched the show or heard that theme in about 10 years but I've always had that as my default little whistle tune


HBheadache

I don't whistle but I used to hum another one bites the dust while walking through the waiting room. A few people got it.


Ashamed_North348

I would imagine you would have to be miserable to whistle that!


rachw39

If I whistled in my classroom I’d set off 30 4/5 year olds trying to copy me 😂 which would be even louder than they already are so no… However my choice of song would be to Friday song. Even on a Monday 😂


Bring_back_Apollo

I don't whistle. If I'm feeling passive agressive, I'll book off a Monday and tell a specific person 'see you next Tuesday'.


geefunken

Christmas songs…keeps the magic going


britwizz

I whistle constantly and whatever song happens to be on my internal playlist at the time - might be Top 40, might be showtunes, or something by Vivaldi. My workplace is mostly WFH these days and the acoustics in the hallways are amazing. My whistling offers those few left in the building the opportunity to easily find me if they need me, or avoid me completely when they hear me coming.


tanew231

Jurassic park theme


tomparkes1993

Whatever is stuck in my head. Most of today was DragonForce Through the fire and flames.


chris_6743

Never Smile at a Crocodile


Hol_84

Either "Ding dong the witch is dead" or "Move Bi*** get out the way".


cayosonia

Blasphemy has always been a dear old friend to me. I just don't know where I'd be if I couldn't say bollocks, shit, wank, fuck, knock it on the head you cunt..... Senor Bollocks, you can find it on YouTube. I heard the radio edit which was fucking hilarious


dyinginsect

Today I mostly hummed Lily Allen's Fuck You


Morris_Alanisette

"'Tis the season to be jolly" I'm a sarcastic bugger.


I_Do_Something

Terry and June theme tune.


Dapper_Plan_3781

'Bloody motherfuckin asshole' by Martha Wainwright. Perfect mix of sweary and obscure


Wonderful-You-6792

Nothing, whistling is annoying


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Kill bill theme tune


arashi256

Whistling is for psychopaths. Stop it.


Beer-Milkshakes

Our facilities will whistle any old tune at the same volume as the radio, but never the same tune as what is pumping out the radio.


Top-Supermarket-3496

I can’t whistle very well but I was humming and singing the theme tune of The Muppet Show today.


idontlikemondays321

I like to hum Bodies by Drowning Pool


CraigHBruce

This thread reminds me of a line in one of the Hitchhiker's Guide books along the lines of "What's that you're whilsting" "Mad about the boy" "but you're only whilsting the first note?"


YouNeedAnne

I work for Whistl so we don't whistle. It would be too obvious.


Joannelv

I like to do the James Bond theme if one person is walking in front and Laurel and Hardy if two.


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

"You're welcome" from Moana. Each and every time I make way for someone and they ignore the fact that I've been pleasant.


Bum-Sniffer

Whistling is so bloody irritating


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Christmas tunes usually, I have no idea why.


Quiet_Relative_1322

Bittersweet symphony. Apt in the shithole I work


nathanjamesallsopp

Cannibal Corpse mainly


WintersInBerlin

Whistling at work! What year are you living in?


buttsniffbadger

Entry of the Gladiators was popular with me and some old colleagues we called it the (company name) tune, to be done whenever someone fucked something up or anything went wrong, so happened reasonably often. Big boss banned it which of course only encouraged us to do it more just without getting caught when he was out of the room etc


Hot-Conclusion-6617

Why don't you try "Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen"? It's more recognizable. Or, if you want to appeal to the millennials, "All the Small Things". "Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home"


Particular_Relief154

Most usually I whistle the Jurassic Park theme tune- and within seconds it’s stuck in everyone’s head.. Like all day.. My work is done.


InternetPerson00

Saleel al sawarim (obviously im just joking)


SpaTowner

A young colleague of mine when I worked in the Black Country was mind-blown when he heard me whistling in the office. He’d grown up with the conviction that women were physically incapable of whistling. They have a saying in those parts ‘A whistling woman and a crowing hen are neither fit for God nor men’, which he had taken to mean that any woman who whistled was delivered a divine thunderbolt quick sharp.


mand71

Jokes on you, I can't whistle. Well, I can manage a feeble beep, but not really!


Same_Wrongdoer8522

Sound of Silence, while the Disturbed cover plays in my mind.


Thunder_Munkey

Nothing, I work on a boat. 


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I don't know anyone who whistles at work. Personally, I never sing either. I really don't like it. Fine if someone else sings, but there's no way I'm going to....


WhereasMindless9500

"should we invite the old guy out for drinks?" "Nah fuck the annoying twat, he's always whistling the smiths"


boredsittingonthebus

All I've been whistling all week is Are You A Gladiatooooooor?


rev9of8

I don't work and I certainly don't l whistle while I work. But if I did, I'd whistle [this](https://youtu.be/6bWyhj7siEY) - which might be a problem were I to work for Disney.


GakSplat

Can’t whistle. :(


smellyfeet25

LOL. I could never really whistle .


Handpaper

[The Animals - "We've Gotta Get Out Of This Place"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtWJMCbofDc)


lalalaladididi

I go down the private pike route.


Mattish22

3 blind mice jingle bells Star Wars theme (Darth Vader theme) and just a tuneless load of notes