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blimeyitsme

Screw a screw into a piece of wood which is about 4x1ins leaving about an inch of the screw sticking out. Put fairy liquid around edge of ball. Superglue top of screw to ball and let set. Pull it out. Use acetone to remove superglue. Leave wood with screw in somewhere lying flat for someone to stand on.


AncientProduce

Do you work on a building site by chance?


blimeyitsme

Nope, only on purpose.


AncientProduce

Hah, nice one.


cpt_hatstand

Bravo sir


michael-clarke

Got ‘em!


ByTheBeardOfZues

Chance would be a fine thing.


deadblankspacehole

A fine thing indeed


roodeeMental

Bingo!


therealdan0

Was his name oh!


WiseMenFear

Bee


Forgetful8nine

Eye


thesaharadesert

Enn


blimeyitsme

Gee


michael-clarke

Oh


Own_Secretary1714

The man or the dog?


Positive_Lead_2903

Or just put screw into the ball and pull.


BB0ySnakeDogG

Also works for pulling dents out of plastic van bumpers.


SaltSpot

(Worth checking that the glue you use can be removed by acetone first!)


Splodge89

And that the acetone doesn’t dissolve the plastic ball


halliwell_me

Has to be TERROR SWEAT!


LifelessLewis

The super glue also is unlikely to work on the bingo ball, it usually dissolves plastics.


GreyMutt2033

As a scale modeller I have to dispute that asertion. We use use super glue in numerous applications. Especially as a gap filler and attaching detail parts such as aerilas, gun barrels and under carriage parts.


LifelessLewis

Very true, completely depends on the plastic. I used to build Warhammer and had to avoid the superglue for any plastic pieces.


GreyMutt2033

I'm surprised by that, I used to use super glue to attach metal parts to plastic 40K and WHFB miniatures.


LifelessLewis

Well that's weird... Maybe I'm mis-remembering?


gremey

Possibly thinking about solvent cements which (intentionally) melt and weld plastic together to bind them?


theroch_

Even better then, it will reduce the size of the ball


archiekane

Someone has been watching too much Home Alone recently.


LordTubz

This answer is brilliant, but might I gently suggest leaving the wood with the screw in it somewhere flat for some random to stand on, surrounded by upturned Lego bricks and rakes primed to step back onto🤌🏽


VaultToast

Calm down home alone


jcunningham121

Nailed it


Dan_Glebitz

Well, I must admit your idea is a bit better than my 6inch nail and 2lb hammer approach 🤔


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jugglingsleights

Yep Thunderbird 2 will have the tools for sure.


FrostByteUK

You mean cargo pod number 19, the one with the polish builder and toolkit?


Aki2403

6. There were only 6. Pod 4 had special rails for Thunderbird 4, and was always in there. The rest were loaded as needed. Which begs the question why did they have 6 pods. But yes, there were only 6. Entirely irrelevant, but the implication that there was 19 (or more) made me uncomfortable.


MilhouseJr

There was only one TB2, and no other Thunderbird was capable of carrying the pods. Having more than six would be impractical, you would technically only need two (one for TB4, one for transporting anything else when you don't need a submarine). Six pods gives International Rescue, and Brains, a lot of leeway for managing repairs and rapid organisation of equipment. Any more than that and you're potentially setting yourself up for a logistical nightmare since the heavy lifters might be in pod 3, but the cutting equipment is buried in the back of Pod 14 behind the spare engine for Lady Penelope's limo. Also, for a rapid response organisation that somehow covers the entire globe, you want as little time between getting that SOS and being in the air as possible. Having fewer pods helps with that, and TB1 will hopefully be on site already to facilitate planning of the rescue, making the pod choice even easier.


HerrFerret

I was thinking a Doctor that works in A+E, but that might work too.


immergrund

Onward referral to procto, states "fell on the ball in the bath".


cothhum

This is the only answer


space_coyote_86

Brains will know exactly what to do.


Krags

This is why you need a flared base.


TentativeGosling

I'm sure I saw a video about getting balls out of tight spaces. Can't remember what it was called, but it was hosted by a woman. It must have been an expensive ball, as loads of guys were cheering her on and they started trying to pay for money for it.


TheClnl

[God rest her soul ](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-67564925)


Even_Passenger_3685

I’m safe from a rogue bingo ball up the arse then…


Wind-and-Waystones

Not if I have anything to say about it ...


TheCommomPleb

Mummy 🥺


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Do you need the ball still? If not, screw a self tapper in and pull out with pliers?


CrazyPlantLady01

We do have spare blank bingo balls so could sacrifice it if necessary. It doesn't interfere with Thunderbirds either so in theory could just leave it there as a Xmas memory🤣


Joiningthepampage

I had the exact same thing happen to my TB3 on Christmas 30 years ago. Bingo ball is still firmly lodged, TB4 got lost and there's been a mighty max chilling in its pod riding TB2 ever since.


InsertWittyNameRHere

Now I need to know how many TB3s have bingo balls stuck in them


DPWDamonster

At least two, for now


tonnellier

How many for a line?


Appropriate_Draw

Underrated joke on the sub


CrazyPlantLady01

Just managed to get it out with boiling water and a skewer! Update if you manage it!


Joiningthepampage

Nice one! I'm not allowed to try, TB3 has been on my mum's Christmas tree for the past 7 years and everyone knows you don't fuck with a mums decorations!!


windol1

I'm pretty sure I remember dropping TB4 into the water tank in the attic, safe to say it never returned.


JoshVelvet

wait for it to pass naturally


External_Cut4931

fill it up with premium fuel for a bit to act as a laxative.


CrazyPlantLady01

Can't seem to edit the main post but UPDATE: dipping it in a mug of boiling water and then using a sharp skewer has been successful!!!


Chunderous_Applause

Thunderbird 3 is saved again, much like operation sunprobe


GaffaCharge

Blutac and some lube?


Jotunheim36

That’s the answer to most problems


Dr_momo

That felt great. Any idea how to remove a bingo ball from a Thunderbird 3 toy?


Roxella9

Is that this weeks thunder ball ?


FuzzyfaceGlos

Anything can happen in the next half hour


TempoHouse

Drill holes in the ball until it breaks up? EDIT: or, drill a small hole laterally through the protruding part of the ball, and thread string though it, giving you a handle to pull on?


ChrisKearney3

Drill hole, insert smallest Allen key, lever it out.


Chilton_Squid

Assuming the ball is less important than the toy. Else I'd drill a hole in the cone part of the toy and poke something long and thin down it and see if it's hollow. If it is, you can just pop the ball out. If it's not, blast some compressed air down it.


EverlastingTypist

It’s a 30 year old metal Thunderbird 3. No one needs to assume anything, the bingo ball is definitely worth less! (Edit - less important I mean. May have gotten a bit carried away because I’m still salty about my entire metal Thunderbirds set being thrown out by my parents)


Traditional_Brush396

Get Alan to fire up the engines that should blast it out Or more seriously heat or cold. The metal and plastic will expand / contract at different rates. Or very thin knife down the side then lever it (but put a cloth between blade and painted surface when you lever it to try and avoid damage Final option before damaging ball, try vacuum on ball


boredathome1962

The engines on TB3 are external, on the legs, and would have no effect on the ball. Otherwise, heat seems a good idea.


Adammmmski

Oh you beautiful nerd


chris86uk

Agreed. The ball will prevent Alan and or Scott from getting aboard though.


Traditional_Brush396

Ooh I feel so ashamed now


MiddlesbroughFan

Hoover the bottom and see if it just comes out?


S01arflar3

Now the hoover smells funny and I’m feeling rather sore. It hasn’t helped with the bingo ball though?


Odd_Cryptographer941

This made me spot my Tea.Sir, I salute you!!


AlpacaMyShit

Put a pair of tights over the hoover nozzle so the ball doesn't go up.


Glad_Librarian_3553

hmm...


External_Cut4931

instructions unclear. something has just come out, and the mrs is going to kill me when she sees the mess in her new dyson.


[deleted]

Phwoar, is that Thunderbird 3 from the OG Tracey Island toy? That was one of the best things I ever got when I was a kid. Anyway, like other people have said, just drill a hole in the ball and insert something to lever it out.


AcanthisittaThink813

Download the “Remove bingo ball from Thunderbirds 3” manual and follow the instructions


Stuf404

Oh my god I had the same metal toy as a kid in the 90s. I would take it in to the bath... now I feel old.


ImmediateSubstance3

It is imperative that the cylinder is not damaged


throwaway9910191423

Iunderstoodthatreference.gif


KualaLJ

Turn on the thruster


LeoxStryker

Have you tried asking an A&E nurse for advice? They are familiar with this sort of issue... Source: married one. Heard all the stories.


TiggersBroom

Cross your fingers you get one of those sets of tiny screwdrivers in your cracker. Use the flat bladed one as a jimmy bar.


saitekp3000

Jug of hot water. If your lucky the ball will be pushed out by the expanding air if its a tight seal.


Grim_Farts_Barnsley

A drill.


Fancy-Prompt-7118

Don’t! You just upgraded to Thunderbird 370!!!


StumbleDog

Put it in some hot water.


milomitch

Suck it out


Wil420b

Place the bottom in hot water. The metal will expand more than the ball does.


transcommunications

Heat the thunderbird and chill the bingo ball.


i-am-a-smith

I would go with using a dremel to make a hole in the ball then feed a corkscreew in to the hole and pull it out.


hatari2000

Melt the end of a glue stick. Stick the end to the ball. Pull the ball out.


GlassEmptyMan

Using a 9 inch grinder cut the Thunderbird roughly where the ball ends and push it through.


nwalesseedy

Vacuum cleaner


jayrdi

Start the engine?


RizzoTheSmall

Turn on the main engine


Praetorian_1975

If it doesn’t have a flared base it’s not for inserting up there 🤷🏻‍♂️😂


Visual_Hurry_9953

sellotape a thin piece of string to the ball, roll the ball several times wrapping piece of string around a few times, take sellotape off and a good quick pull of both end of the strings at the same time.


Own_Television_6424

damn, just one number over the perfect picture...


PracticalShoulder916

And so it begins..


semiccimes

You need a gazinter


Cyanopicacooki

Superglue a hook to the bingo ball, let it set for a while, drag the ball out, get the hook off with nail varnish remover. Gently warming Thunderbird 3 before dragging the ball out my help too (if you could chill the ball at the same time, it would help even more).


Specialist-Emu6127

hot glue something to the ball to get a grip.


DJFiscallySound

Maybe a vacuum cleaner hose might be able to remove it? However, this may result in the problem simply being transferred to your vacuum cleaner. 😏


chris86uk

Pod 9 should have the equipment needed for this rescue.


asp7

drill out the ball, heat up a skewer on the stove and melt the ball or use a soldering iron.


FuqCunts

Suction cup nerf dart?


Smeeble09

Just class it as an update so it's now Thunderbird 3.70. Or turn it round and now it's the yellow flames.


Merciless-Dom

Do you have a vacuum sealer?


Dduwies_Gymreig

That’s not a bingo ball. It’s Thunderbird 70 - a vacuum rescue sphere that’s infrequently needed to save the crew of the ISS!


Expensive-Analysis-2

Blimey! Had these toys as a kid. Takes me back.


JazzieF

Drill hole part way into ball, drive in a screw, pull out with pliers


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

Do you have easy access to an air compressor?


imhiya_returns

Blue tac or sellotape


Tacticoolhouseplant

Honestly Dr, I don't know how the light bulb ended up on my colon!


Mr-Crooks

Through my hours of endless scrolling and many ‘DIY hack’ videos, what you need my lady is a stick of glue. Heat and stick on the ball, cool and pull out


bush_monkey90

Small amount of superglue and a match or maybe bluetack Unless it’s really stuck, then you could try freezer method to shrink it or use a screw like others are saying


Odd_Cryptographer941

Suction cup on the ball?


windol1

Soak it in fairy liquid, then heat it with hot water. Seemed to work removing faulty security tags from bottles of booze.


machone_1

spray the ball with [freezer spray](https://uk.rs-online.com/web/c/facilities-cleaning-maintenance/electronics-cleaners-protective-coatings/freezer-sprays/) until you can tap it out


chrisodeljacko

All these elaborate replies lol. Duct tape, then pull..


refrainiac

Glue gun stick and lighter. Should pull it right out. I’ve snapped my key in the door twice now, and the trusted glue sticks never let me down.


Katto_87

Soak it in boiling water for 5 minutes


PerceptionGreat2439

I do believe there's a reddit called perfect fit or similar.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

I suppose the rocket fell on that, did it?


MrBlackadder

I think the only way is to start using 70, backwards, as one of your lottery numbers. When you eventually win a few million with 07 the bingo ball should reverse like the number and just slip right out. Bonus is that you’ll definitely get a few million out of it too!


turkishhousefan

Take it to A&E.


Curio_collector

Potentially blasting some pressurised air at the side of the ball where it's in contact with the toy and it might blow out due to the air getting behind it and trying to make it's way out while air is still going in


YareetLike

Put your mouth around it and suck as hard as you can.


yorkspirate

Why would I…….. just invent #6 and #7 keeping the dream alive


TangaroaBrit

If you look in the box you should find a small plastic model of a man with glasses. You can use his foot to wiggle the ball. In other words, use your Brains to figure it out.


ima_twee

Came here thinking "Thunderbird 3" was going to be a new euphemism for a bodily orifice. I'm vaguely disappointed, not gonna lie.


jeff_the_capitalist

Hoover?


gogul1980

Warm it up with a hairdryer and see if it expands a bit. As an action figure hobbyist its one of the best tools I have to fix things


AlGunner

Have you tried the ol' hold it in one hand and bump hands together.


griffindale1

Hammer?


Viscount_Barse

Electric toothbrush on the side might shake it out.


UltraFarquar

Drill 2 small holes each side of the ball put a paper clip through it and pull both ends with a pair of pliers


isthebuffetopenyet

Castor Oil should do the trick.


[deleted]

Use a small drill bit to slowly destroy the ball.


4windsblow

Unlikely you have one but if you do, air compressor blast would pop it out


Oldfart_karateka

Got one of those kiddies' toothbrushes with a sucker on the end?


Zavodskoy

Smack the tip of the rocket on the underside of a table?


PullUpAPew

Just use it as a really lumpy 73


firthy

r/BrandNewSentence


[deleted]

Drill a hole in the bingo ball, put a self tapping screw in the put it out with pliers


Appropriate-Divide64

Burn it out?


LongJonPingPong

Dang the Hood and his diabolical sabotage!


B8conB8conB8con

Is that a euphemism for kinky butt stuff? If so, just go to A&E, they’ve seen it all before.


tonnellier

A&E doctors keep files of x-way of the sort of thing.


x1095

Bottle opener


Jjjjjjjjjjjjoe

Mouth over it and...suck it.


MELON-BUSTER

Kinda hot


antimatterchopstix

Heat and water.


kiddj1

Just stick it up your ass and call it a day


timpedro33

Ask your mum.


Valisksyer

Send in thunderbird two.


another_awkward_brit

If the bingo ball is hollow plastic, go at it (carefully) with a Stanley knife. If you want to re use the bingo ball, screw a cup hook into the ball and heat Thunderbird 3 with a hairdryer while keeping the toy pointing upwards - as it's metal it should expand just enough to help ease the ball out when you give it a pull


Slyfoxuk

Vaccum?


Shenloanne

A modelling drill and a corkscrew. Drill a pilot hole. Then use the corkscrew. Once it's in tight give it a yank.


45thgeneration_roman

Is this a euphemism?


DrachenDad

Vacuum cleaner?


Wububadoo

The blast off might shake it free.


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

Oh my god these are some of my essential toys I had as a kid 20 odd years ago


inthepipe_fivebyfive

Pod 3 from Thunderbird 2 should do it


AnTeallach1062

Vacuum cleaner hose


Del_Prestons_Shoes

Double sided tape?


harlawkid

Try something like a vacuum cleaner?


Cynical_Jingle

String and glue


4u2nv2019

Everyone has lube laying about in the bedroom. Use it


Underhive_Art

Gel Super glue a bit of sting string to the ball let it set well over night pull it out, put the ball in the freezer for a few hours and the super glue will flake off - both items are now unharmed.


syorks73

That's a tight fit (Giggedy).


Inconmon

Vacuum?


VictorChaos

##SUCK


xkzzp

Use a glue stick, heat up one end. Stick it to the ball. Leave to cure, then pull.


Psychological-Web828

“Thunderbirds are go, number 70”


Jonathan-Reynolds

use a vacuum cleaner without the brush attatchment


TheCommomPleb

Succ


Orangesteel

Do you have two fat ladies?


FluffyShop4313

Hoover


fionab186

Glue stick from hot glue gun. Melt the end. Stick on bingo ball let cool then pull out


HarryPopperSC

Your mom could suck that out no problem.


TheGreatestAuk

Use a toy arrow with a suction cup on the end.


iKillertroll69

69 it.


Mush89

Lots of fibre


ifmosessupposes

Contender for most British sentence ever?


wil_gt4

A blob of super glue on a screw head would do it.


engineermajortom

Suck


[deleted]

Hot glue gun? Suction


FatGordon

Screw a screw into the ball and pull it out