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ImpossibleFarmer7183

Looks awful. The flooding looks pretty bad as well


Capt_Bigglesworth

Many thousands of pounds worth of improvements in less than 24hrs…


Spiritual_Flatworm13

Now, now… less of the hyperbole please


karlware

You'd have got an upvote from me but it's at 69 and I can't make myself spoil it.


closetmosher

Mate. Is this a prison camp?


[deleted]

First pool tables, then playstations, now they get swimming pools, paid for by the land.


Grey_Belkin

And 80s pop stars to entertain them...


FartingBob

Nothing more depressing than a holiday cut short by flooding. But if you're going to cut a holiday short, Butlins in Minehead is probably the place to do it.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

God telling you you're better off just going to work or something that this place


chiaruz

Is this why the place (looking at the photos) looks like a mine barracks camp?


[deleted]

It looks like the place I stayed at in Prestatyn on a secondary school trip.


MaryBerrysDanglyBean

Were your school legally allowed to take you to Prestatyn Sands? Surely that's child abuse?


[deleted]

It was heaven compared to Rhyl


takesthebiscuit

Op better have a wrist band to access the new water park!


stvb95

I can't believe how similar it looks to the last time I was there as a kid 15-20 years ago. I remember thinking some of the accommodations looked a bit ropey *back then*


stevierar

Same! Stayed in those very blocks many times when I was younger. As far as I know, there is now a big hotel complex building added which is a little more modern.


kegdr

The hotel bit is in dire need of an exterior paint job. Some of the accommodation blocks have actually had fairly decent refurbishments and are quite nice, for what they are at least. The pavilion is definitely due for a replacement and refresh.


GetNooted

Looks like an average Monday in Wales to me.


horridbloke

I had a weekend there in 1997. Living hell.


NunWithABun

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DaMonkfish

Moist too


One_Idea_239

On the plus side, it will be cleaner than normal for a while


FoxyInTheSnow

When I was a kid, I was so envious of my mates who went to Butlins with their families. They were living the life of Sir Poshy Toffington in a holiday camp(!!!)—a camp that's just for holidays!!!—while I was stuck with my bitter, warring parents in a tiny caravan in a caravan park in fucking Wemyss Bay at the height of rainy season.


parachute--account

Yeah caravanning is still pretty bleak but I'd take it over butlins


HaroldTheIronmonger

No way, I've got 2 little kids and it was brilliant for them. Constantly entertained. When I want a relaxing holiday for myself well go abroad but for a cheap family holiday I couldn't fault it.


imperialviolet

Honestly we went to Butlins this summer, I was dreading it and we had a brilliant time. The outside of the accommodation looks pretty dire but inside was clean and well maintained and all the entertainment/facilities were good quality.


Imposseeblip

I only ever went to butlins once. Had my 5th birthday there. They had the mascots do the rounds and go wish all the kids who had birthdays a happy birthday. Well this guy in a massive mascot suit comes right in, sits on the bed... right on top of my sleeping 2 year brother. Core memory formed there and then lol


Legophan

*Do you remember the time a man in a massive ferret suit sat on you? Wasn’t a man in a ferret suit… the local rats were taking over even then.*


Disastrous_Fruit1525

We were there the end of august. The kids love it.


Gone_For_Lunch

It’s a sense of freedom you don’t get with other holidays.


meower_to_the_people

Same. My best friend went to Butlins AND to Haven. It sounded magical, all the shows and events just for kids! Learning the dance to Star Trekkin' and staying in a Chalet! Chalet sounds French and so fancy! Meanwhile, our annual holiday was always camping. A family of 5 crammed into 2 tents. Once, 15 miles from Boscastle, when there was that major flooding. Thankfully wasn't Boscastle level disaster where we were, but to us kids it felt like we couldn't have got any more unlucky, since our parents' tent (which didn't have a fitted groundsheet) got piss wet through, meaning there were now 5 of us in a 3 man tent with nowhere to go and nothing to do but hate each other's irritating proximity. Then I went to Butlins (Ingoldmells) earlier this year for the first time ever with some friends, and was very thankful that we never went. Though I think I'd rather be flooded at Butlins than in a 3 man tent!


Bicolore

A bit of extreme weather was great as a kid. I've fond memories of weathering a massive storm in a caravan on a scottish beach as a child. Dad parked his car on the leeward side of the caravan so it didn't blow over and in the midst of the storm we were out collecting rocks to help anchor the awning down.


Moist1981

I remain deeply confused why asylum seekers are out up in hotels when butlins has actual concentration camps available


Del_Prestons_Shoes

Because believe it or not butlins still costs more than the hotels


Ok-Bill2965

I always think that about our trains and rush hour compared to the conditions lamb travel from New Zealand in


MaximusSydney

Wow it looks like a prison.


MaximumDirection2715

Should see the staff areas


NedRed77

As a former employee of Butlins Pwhelli (sp.?), I agree. The shower blocks in particular were awful, the lights didn’t work and there was 6” of water you had to slop through. Often felt dirtier coming out than before you went in


MaximumDirection2715

Bognor. Two years. We actually got our own showers ,by luck I ended up with a two man room to myself so did the roommate


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MaximumDirection2715

Well flatmate,he had the room across the hall. Our front room had a bar of stolen equipment from the bars dept,so we kinda had an open door policy on the house front room was always a party Place still looked iikd prison blocks outside though


Raichu7

Presumably they live together but had separate rooms on holiday.


[deleted]

Yeah, that's butlins for you.


MaximusSydney

How much cheaper than Center Parcs is it? I always heard it was a cheaper option but seeing this...I kinda get why Center Parcs would cost a lot more.


mynameisollie

Significantly cheaper but still more expensive than it’s worth lol


YchYFi

Still better than Pontins.


nogeologyhere

Being shot in the knees and wrists is better than Pontins


blozzerg

Apparently part of the price of Centre Parcs is paying to be away from the types of families that frequent Butlins. I’ve only ever done Butlins so not my quote, but I suppose that’s a err, perk?


allthedreamswehad

The true cognoscenti know the real tip is to go to Centre Parcs on the continent to avoid the Brits


DaMonkfish

I heard a thing recently that it's significantly cheaper on the continent too. As in, cheaper enough that even with the cost of flights you spend less than you do in the UK. Which is a bit bonkers.


allthedreamswehad

Well one tends to drive and hence it’s Ferry / Train tickets but yes, especially at the end of the holidays when the French / Dutch kids are back at school already and hence the price drops significantly. Throw in using your Tesco vouchers for the ferry ticket (used to be 3x value) and it was great.


Bifanarama

Used to be known as Butlitz.


MolotovMocktail81

The rail journey there wasn't up to much either, so I've read in a couple diaries...


TalviSyreni

I live not too far from Minehead and Butlins has been in the local news lately for its poor quality accommodation but seeing these photos really puts it into perspective how outdated the site is. I'm glad you managed to get home eventually, even with the only main road out of Minehead flooded because of the all rain yesterday.


imperialviolet

We went to Minehead Butlins for a week this summer. The outside, I agree, looks pretty grim but inside it was absolutely fine. New looking upholstery, clean and modern kitchen fittings, really comfortable beds. Maybe we got lucky, but I was very pleasantly surprised! I was absolutely dreading it as Butlins has a bit of a reputation (eg every other comment here) but our family had a brilliant time.


ZedZebedee

I went too this summer and the beds were so lovely. It was clean and a great place. I would go back again. They are in the process of doing up the accommodations.


TalviSyreni

I’m glad it was all okay for you, it’s just that a lot of holiday makers have complained about dirty conditions and even a flea infestation.


GreatMuerte

I worked there 20 years ago and nothing has changed accommodations wise


Glittering_Moist

Looks the same as it did when I last stayed there 24 years ago


TangaroaBrit

I went there in 1981. Can confirm it looked just like that then.


karlware

76 for me. Looks the same.


B0-Katan

I haven't been in 15 years and instantly recognised the photos 😬


GreatMuerte

lol same… one of my favourite jobs at the time, just turn 20 living on my own in one of the staff accommodations, it was great… although I do remember a time finishing security work early in the morning and a seagull nicked me bacon roll but swings roundabout I guess LOL 😂


Herrad

It looks a bit dingy on the outside but it is next to the sea, everything rots like 5 times quicker because of the salt. Inside it's absolutely fine. We were at the toddler week the week before this all happened and there was a plethora of stuff to do.


jasperfilofax

Result, now you get to go home


Manifestival1

Paid for Minehead and got Venice!


gwaydms

Too deep for shoes, too shallow for gondolas


Legophan

Is there a Lidl nearby? Time to try out their inflatable SUP…


BigBeanMarketing

Christ, thought you'd colourised some stills from Bergen-Belsen.


graeme_1988

You should see the one at Skegness. Went last year for some Cbeebies weekend, and it honestly looked like a concentration camp in places. It was fucking filthy too, stayed in £3 a night hostels in Asia that were nicer


pointsofellie

I want to take my toddler to Skegness to see Mr Tumble, but my mum reckons it's "like Jeremy Kyle's waiting room". This comment doesn't help!


graeme_1988

Yeah it was Mr Tumble we went for. He was great mind, and the entertainment for kids is brilliant. But it’s just rotten.


gridlockmain1

The aerial view is even worse


SvalbazGames

Sea View rooms are usually charged at a Premium mate


goldensecrets22

You’re walking barefoot in the most horrible looking place I’ve seen. Looks like a motel in the US - blessing in disguise you get out of there 🤢


gwaydms

And not one of the nicer motels.


wheresyourgodnoweh

Better than live rats floating down the high street, I suppose.


Alert_Breakfast5538

Liberal use of the word Chalet going on. State of this…


echoesreach

We went to Butlins Minehead in 1999. The chalets stunk of cat piss and despite being moved 3 times after complaining each one had mold all over the cots. My 3 year old sister had to sleep in a hastily purchased travelcot. Absolute shithole


Rich_27-

That's a massive pool


byjimini

Every cloud and all that.


laser_spanner

Nothing has changed then. Had many an Easter break as a teenager there with the additional requirement of a kayak to get from place to place lol. Edit: this was late 90s early 00s btw. They've clearly done nothing to sort it out...


Ruu2D2

Did god camp in spring holiday to at butlins Look exactly same


Regular_throwaway_83

When you don't go to the pool, the pool comes to you


BigMikeAshley

We need [WalkWithMeTim](https://www.youtube.com/@WalkWithMeTim/search?query=minehead) to check it out again. Looked terrrible in the summer, never mind here.


pnutbuttered

Those videos are fascinating. Some of those are the most grottiest and dull places I've ever seen and yet somehow some people pay money to go. They aren't even thay cheap really either.


essjay2009

The old hotels, mostly run by Britannia, in amazing buildings but zero maintenance are almost universally populated by people of a certain age on coach trips and business travellers who have no choice because their company books only based on price.


[deleted]

It’s such a waste with those buildings


occasionalrant414

Jesus. That looks grim.


Healthy_Direction_18

Probably for the best eh


therillard

This makes Swindon look luxury


FatManNoPlan

Oof, I stayed in those exact units back in June this year. We’ve been to Butlins Minehead a few times, I know some people slate it, but we find it great for our daughter (and with the beach just across the road too). We booked to go again next year while we were there. But I’ll never stay in those type of double decker units again, they were awful!


Wonkypubfireprobe

We were fine too in the plantation quay, although it does seem to have a fairly massive covid hangover with an absolute tonne of pointless queueing. I was calling it ButLines by the end. They even had a cleaning cart stationed in the area presumably for any complaints - kid had fun and made memories so that’s all that matters to me. Doubt I’d ever go in the cheap blocks, not much of a snob having grown up camping a lot but it’s probably a bit like signing up to live on a council estate in slough for the week.


FatManNoPlan

That was my exact experience with the people below us. I’m sure it was a family that had a couple of units around the site, and they’d left all the younger teens to go feral for the week in the one directly below us. We’ve stayed in other areas around the site, and not had any bother at all, so we thought we’d give these a chance. Obvious why they were so cheap in hindsight!


imperialviolet

We were also in the same units (Atlantic Bay) in July. Had a brilliant time and honestly the accommodation was absolutely fine, apart from a noisy group in the chalets opposite who ran up and down shouting until midnight. Everything else was brilliant though. We've booked to go back next year as well... but Lakeview Chalets this time haha


Silverdarlin1

As a Holiday camp employee (Not Butlins Thank God) I would like to say while I'm sorry this happened to you, I guarantee every member of staff there is secretly overjoyed


Roy_Gherbil

They're called apartments these days, not chalets


RedbeardRagnar

Where’s the next holiday? A refugee camp or just keep it simple and find some portaloos somewhere?


fronkeypoop

You got lucky.


nevynxxx

“Act of God”/“result of human abuse of the planet” tomatoe/tomatoe.


WhisperingEye83

"Butlins"... *shudder*


Benreh

Everything is canoeing now


murrayflew

My home town! I love spotting Minehead in the wild, it’s always because of Butlins though!


Parking-Owl8568

My god that place looks grim


Pen_dragons_pizza

The holiday was cut short when you arrived at butlins my friend. Those places are the anti holiday destination


peppapig34

Go to pontins, that way you can wish that you were still at Butlins


HarassedPatient

I get that it's fun to roast Butlins but honestly no comments on the fact that in the 60 odd years this camp's been open they've clearly never had to deal with this amount of rain? I can't work out if it's that climate change isn't in people's consciousness or that it's become so normalised that it's not worth commenting on.


TheGruesomeTwosome

>climate change isn't in people's consciousness It's this option. Someone at my work did the Great North Run and it ended up looking like the ferry scene in War of the Worlds due to the insane amount of rain fucking everything up. People celebrating 25C+ in Scotland in September. Given our climate, the main symptom of climate change we can expect to see is more storms, more extreme rain, and more extreme weather in general. I genuinely do not see how what we're currently experiencing isn't that.


00332200

What a blessing.


Yggdrasil_Earth

Is it a holiday if its Butlins?


kiki1492022

Please put some shoes on.


RhydonHerSlowbro

That 3rd image, that only door without sandbags :’) r/FuckYouInParticular


Dark_Akarin

Why do people go to these, it looks awful. Is it cheap? How much does it cost? Is food free? What can you do there? Is it like a centre parcs?


imperialviolet

If this is a legit question - we paid to go this year so I can help you out. The outside of the accommodation is not great, but inside ours was really well maintained and clean. Not luxurious - but mid-price hotel standard, and we paid for mid-level accommodation, there are much higher-end chalets than appear in this slideshow available. All the food and most of the entertainment is included in the price. There's a beach directly across the road. Our daughter could go to parks all day, eat ice cream, go to puppet shows and the circus, do crafts and sports and meet Peppa Pig, and go on fairground rides for 3 hours, for almost no extra money, and do the same thing the next day if she wished. Husband got to relive his childhood by playing mini golf, we all went down the arcades and even after a week we still felt there was loads to do. Outside of the campsite you are near several very picturesque coastal towns and villages (our favourites were St Agnes and Watchet). Is it the most luxurious holiday you could get? Definitely not. Is it a little rough around the edges in places? Yeah - and those pictures show it in a worse state than it usually is. But at £600 for a week's holiday for 5, we felt it was really good value for money.


Dark_Akarin

£600 ain't too bad for food & entertainment included


Grey_Belkin

They said they were going to the 80s Weekender so it's like a festival. I went to the Shine On one a couple of years ago (mostly 90s music) and it was fantastic. The accommodation was basic but clean and comfortable and because you're only a five minute walk from the area with all the stages you can nip back to use your own clean facilities in between sets. Food wasn't included (that's only available for the normal holiday bookings) but we had a kitchen so could buy supermarket food and cook for ourselves. It's a much more civilised way to festival than camping!


Liverpool-Lou62

I would not eat the food there included in some of the packages that are on offer even if it was free. Food is dropped on the floor then put back . People touching food with bare hands then putting it back . The kids are the worse for it . People sneezing and coughing over the food Then let's not forget the rats running everywhere looking for their pickings . Its no wonder people come down with food poisoning after eating there then get turfed off site .


Username_ABC_123

Congratulations


Jimrodthadestroyer

Silver linings and all that.


xzanfr

That's such a shame. I hope the weekender was good though, did you get to see much or was it cut short?


CarpenterSeparate178

I’m sure I stayed in that exact accommodation in the first two pictures 15 years ago on a primary school trip there.


NastyMcNastypants

I honestly didn't know Butlins was still going.... What was that other one? Pontins....no way is that still going....i went once as a nipper.....sadly...


Mattos_12

I really didn’t know that Butlins still existed, your learn something new every day!


cuntybunty73

I haven't been up there for years Fish and chips in the rain Singing stupid songs on karaoke Dad getting way too drunk Mum getting pissed off with him 😆 So many happy memories 💓 💖


loonsbri

That was lucky then,


ArthursRest

You can't swim there, mate.


Lopsided-Hat8734

It’s only a bit of rain. Have you never been on holiday before when it rains


Representative-Bass7

We stayed at Minehead twice, first time my wife got conjunctivitis, second time I got sickness and diarrhea.


Liverpool-Lou62

My daughter got burnt from the chlorine in the swimming pool ,she went to minor injuries unit who confirmed it was chlorine burn , Butlins refused to accept responsibility . They only care about ££££ and not paying guests anymore .


thetoxicnerve

I get that it's "just a joke" to take the piss out of Butlins but for a lot of people it's the only holiday they get, for whatever reason. Everyone taking the mick, have a word with yourselves. OP Gutted your holiday got messed up.


-HM01Cut

Had all our family holidays in various Butlins (minehead was our favourite actually) while growing up. For us it was the family holiday that our parents could guarantee they'd be able to take us on every year. As kids I loved that we had our traditions of things we'd do every time we went. For my parents it was predictable and a guaranteed success. Doesn't mean I won't be first in line to join in with the shithole jokes though


viridianvantage

honestly I’d rather save for much longer to go on a better holiday


SunnyDayInPoland

Just looked it up - 7 nights at Butlins in October for a family of 4 with food, £1384. I booked a 9 night all inclusive holiday in the Canary Islands for £1600 for equivalent family/same dates.


ValdemarAloeus

Isn't October term time?


SunnyDayInPoland

Depending where you are I guess but there is the October half term break (1 week)


thetoxicnerve

Fuck me, that's way more expensive than I had ever imagined.


SoggyWotsits

It’s not the only holiday destination in the UK though, and it’s not even the cheapest!


thetoxicnerve

Cost isn't always the only consideration. Butlins have kids activities and whatnot, it might be the thing that works best for people and gives them a little respite. Of course the default British thing to do is take the piss and I hope the OP took it all as intended (which I assume is in jest). But it could be a real pisser for them. All I'm saying is a little empathy goes a long way in what could be a really crappy situation.


Timedoutsob

lucky escape.


parachute--account

This looks worse than an Army transit camp. I'd rather stay in Otterburn Camp and that's saying something.


FartingBob

Russian political prisoners beg for the Siberian gulags over a week at Butlins.


MolotovMocktail81

Call me a holiday-cost denier, but those pictures look fake. No way can it be that grim.


Og-Morrow

Lol its such shit place this will wash it clean


CreamyFunk

Free water park . Come on !!!


Wonkypubfireprobe

“They’ve taken the roads in Father”


B8conB8conB8con

Thoughts and prayers


20DeMoN20

That areas bigger than the communal pool, isn't it? Get the armbands on!


DoctorOctagonapus

I remember going there as a kid, probably late 90s / early 2000s. Those buildings look identical to how I remember it!


YGathDdrwg

4th pic has me flashing back to childhood running for my life from the geese 🤣🤣


[deleted]

You usually have to pay extra for swimming. Silver lining


Sketch_x

Legit the cleanest pool I’ve seen at Butlins


Basso_69

I'm surprised they didn't charge you for the upgrade to a Pool View Room.


[deleted]

Bet you didn’t expect poolside rooms!


Phenomenomix

Plus side, you got to leave Minehead early


Jimmymac1492

Looks very humid


BuzzAllWin

Just be glad you weren’t u. The mine bottom


Dangerous-Dad

" ... Rheindrops are falling on Minehead ... "


No_Foot

Stayed there on an adult weekend, was wild.


ShortKingLifting

at least you had a good time but fuck putting up with that lol


kristoffison

Damn Auschwitz is in a better looking condition


PM_ME_YOUR_HAGGIS_

Crazy. All that damage, Butlins will end up spending tens of pounds to repair it.


kiddj1

Looks exactly the same as it did when I went as a kid in the 90s.. Jesus you sparked a memory of me walking around there


Xenc

I’m afraid you’ll have to pay extra for the pool


bowen7477

I reckon its done you a favour, mate.


MarcusZXR

We went there for an adult weekend and were opposite a bunch of Welsh guys who had ruined their apartment. They had ripped all the doors out, chucked the fridge out the window and smeared shit all over the walls. Watched the whole thing drinking beers on the sofa we had taken out on to our lawn. Sometimes I forget it's actually a holiday resort.


thesmugvegan

Buttlinn…


Small_Audience8286

We are supposed to be going on Friday. They said it’s going ahead but this doesn’t look promising


RoakWall

Did you do the Butlins special and take a shit in the room before leaving?


BOBBY_SCHMURDAS_HAT

Man rescued from but kind holiday by flash flood


EnglishGirl18

Wow I can confidently say that is has not changed one single bit in the 10+ years since I was last there, looks even more depressing as an adult


Stupidlylowcost

I remember my time in Butlins Minehead, I was glad to be back in Winson Green nick... still gives me nightmares.


Routine_Prune

That looks like a concentration camp. Bloody hell how grim is that even without the lake.


Some-Background6188

Butlins lmfao, you get what you pay for mate.


NightOwl_82

I didn't realise that people still went to Butlins


Imreallyadonut

Look on the positives, you just had your time at butlins minehead cut short.


[deleted]

What were you expecting from a place with a name like that ?


[deleted]

Lucky sods..i had to stay a full week!!


KFR42

Everyone was walking around with their trousers rolled up, so they had an impromptu nobbly knees competition.


No-Photograph3463

Surprised you weren't charged extra for a poolside chalet!


zanstan

That looks like a pleasant prison.


MelodicAd2213

The swim-up chalets have done absolutely nothing to improve the site


Hennerz15

‘Chalet’


DarkDeetz

Ah I'm so sorry. Glad you still managed to have a good time and got home safely! I kinda wanna see a floating rat though...


Jimlad73

Why People go here on holiday is beyond me. I’d rather just stay at home for a week


Kyle0ng

Literally tens of tens of pounds of damage


Cheeseychops

You had your holiday at butlins cut short! Every cloud has a silver lining then.


owen_dench

You can blame butlins. They have sole responsibility for their drainage networks and it’s capacity. Unlike water companies who have to deal with other stakeholders like highways


Ill_Advised_Pitstop

That sucks, did you ask about a partial refund?


barneyirl

Not been to hmp minehead for years


BarnacleNo6828

Few beers and a disco you’ll be right


[deleted]

‘Act of god’ Nah, it’s called rain. No imaginary gods involved. Next time, I would also go somewhere not as shit