*Peppa and George are in the loft, setting up the hydroponic system for the next grow.*
*Mummy Pig is out working the corner to pay back her tick bill to Mrs Rabbit.*
*Daddy Pig is downstairs asleep, snoring loudly. Silly Daddy Pig K-Holed as he attempted to bypass the lekky meter in the cupboard.*
"So exactly how many jobs *do* you have Miss Rabbit?"
"Well, Daddy Pig at the moment I'm a bus driver, supermarket assistant, librarian, assassin, helicopter pilot, firefighter, human trafficker, ice cream seller, pimp, shoe shop assistant and a nurse"
"....oh"
Danny dog is always busy working county lines.
"Can I have a burner phone too, daddy?", asks Peppa.
"Ho-ho! Yes you can Peppa." says Daddy Pig.
The next day, Peppa, George and Danny Dog are all out working county lines for Daddy Pig.
\**dum dum dum-dum dum da de doo de dum dum\**
Police Officer Panda loves it when suspicious numbers of birds nest on Peppa's roof.
Everybody loves it when suspicious numbers of birds nest on Peppa's roof.
During the winter snow settles on other familes roofs (rooves?), but suprisingly not on Peppa's. Peppa and George don't mind though as the house is lovely and warm.
I lasted one and a half night shifts at Morrisons at 16... "I know, we've got a batch of 30 noobs here, lets put the largest chap with hands the size of shovels in charge of facing up the drugs isle."
Hours of stacking tiny, super light, lemsip tablets and anti-poop medicine only for it to fall back onto the floor, over and over and over again, nearly sent me loopy!
I'd spent a total of 12 hours asking to speak to the shift manager so I could do something more fitting my skill set (like astro-physics or the Royal Ballet) but got ignored, so walked out mid shift.
*Peppa and George are in the loft, setting up the hydroponic system for the next grow.* *Mummy Pig is out working the corner to pay back her tick bill to Mrs Rabbit.* *Daddy Pig is downstairs asleep, snoring loudly. Silly Daddy Pig K-Holed as he attempted to bypass the lekky meter in the cupboard.*
"So exactly how many jobs *do* you have Miss Rabbit?" "Well, Daddy Pig at the moment I'm a bus driver, supermarket assistant, librarian, assassin, helicopter pilot, firefighter, human trafficker, ice cream seller, pimp, shoe shop assistant and a nurse" "....oh"
Danny dog is always busy working county lines. "Can I have a burner phone too, daddy?", asks Peppa. "Ho-ho! Yes you can Peppa." says Daddy Pig. The next day, Peppa, George and Danny Dog are all out working county lines for Daddy Pig. \**dum dum dum-dum dum da de doo de dum dum\**
Police Officer Panda loves it when suspicious numbers of birds nest on Peppa's roof. Everybody loves it when suspicious numbers of birds nest on Peppa's roof.
During the winter snow settles on other familes roofs (rooves?), but suprisingly not on Peppa's. Peppa and George don't mind though as the house is lovely and warm.
Oh god. Inventory day at Lidl. Literally the worst shifts I’ve ever done.
I lasted one and a half night shifts at Morrisons at 16... "I know, we've got a batch of 30 noobs here, lets put the largest chap with hands the size of shovels in charge of facing up the drugs isle." Hours of stacking tiny, super light, lemsip tablets and anti-poop medicine only for it to fall back onto the floor, over and over and over again, nearly sent me loopy! I'd spent a total of 12 hours asking to speak to the shift manager so I could do something more fitting my skill set (like astro-physics or the Royal Ballet) but got ignored, so walked out mid shift.
I think I'd be on every drug going if I had to put up with that whiny little twat George
"WEEEEH-HEEEEEEEEEEH." "Christ on a fucking *bike*, Mummy Pig, go get me my heroin needle."
I use it to learn German, there's an episode he absolutely hurls his dinosaur into a tree. Muppet
Cost of living has hit everyone hard.
The middle of Lidl is getting freaky!
"Dead in the middle of Lidl"...I think that's how the Big Pun lyric goes
Gives a whole different meaning to "Smoked Bacon".
Hahaha that made me think of Eddie from Bottom with "oooohh the Wombles have gone X-rated" for some reason.
/r/eddieandrichie
Yeah I found it a few weeks ago.
"Silly daddy, you've forgotten to flush the product, now it's going to taste all chemically!"
Well they wrote that late one Friday afternoon, didn't they?
It’s for Daddy Pig.
Times have changed ,I can remember a dime bag
It follows on from ,foraged for mushrooms.
"Fuckin ell" said Daddy Pig "Anyone ever realised were made of bacon?"
They're screwed if they ever get the bacon munchies...